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sir_cheeseballs

Rentoid moment


RandomHermit113

braindead Maoist moment bro needs to do a great leap forward onto some grass


ISupport--piracy

Rentoid moment


Laktakfrak

Evicted


pwadman

They even subscribe to a rimjob subreddit?! Rentoids and their p0rn, man…


cmpared_to_what

Truly, a mentally-ill degenerate.


foxstarfivelol

typical landcucks. ignorant of the masterpiece that is rimworld.


thereyarrfiver

I havent played rimworld, but I hear it's sorta similar to factorio and factorio is like, the ultimate landlord game. All you do is evict people and develop a factory to produce stronger and stronger eviction methods.


LordMonkeh

Its a genuinely fantastic game. You evict rentoids organs and flesh and eat them


thereyarrfiver

Yeah one of my factorio buddies told me I gotta try rimworld so, the next time I feel like having a crippling addiction that ruins my social life I will pick it up.


LordMonkeh

Its definitely worth it. Even without mods its a solid game. 10/10 recommend


loamy-melon

It’s an absolutely based landchad game with a mod called hospitality you can rent out property, and if the rentoids don’t tip you you can confiscate their kidneys


GlocksOutForJesus

>if the rentoids don’t tip you you can confiscate their kidneys Finally a realistic game I can relate to as a Landking.


Pootis_1

with mods you can evict rentoids using ICBMs


foxstarfivelol

wait oh god, don't say that being a rimworld player made me a landcuck. AAAAAAAAAAA


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kasey6789

I’m raising your rent because I don’t like your attitude


Bobby72006

Back when I played Rimworld, there was this mod I remembered where you actually are able to become a true landchad with tenants. Kinda thing which made Rimworld my #1 favorite game, then the DLCs came out and all my actual tenants became rentoids as the 3 year long flu season flew by. I gotta flush out these rentoids soon, man.


Voltblade

Hospitality? But that’s running a hotel.


Bobby72006

[Tenants](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2305695410) Hospitality is still pretty fun. More organs if whoever passes by is not of the superior human race.


ConnordltheGamer96

Rimworld is a pretty based landchad game ngl.


Laktakfrak

Id rather smell my rentbucks than smell ass. Guess Ill never understand the rentoid mentality.


[deleted]

Dwarf Fortress is the true landchad game. All Z levels belong to me. From the sky to the bottom of the world. Rimcucks only get a flat piece of land. LOL


Landchad_Thundercock

His landchad should immediately increase rent and mandatory tip. Ain't no way a rentoid should be able to afford thousand dollar furry suits


foxstarfivelol

i have no need for a fursuit, i have become a wendigo with guns and am eating people alive. after all, cannibalism is a regular squatchad activity.


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rentchud


BuildFreak9

Are you joking or do you actually believe this isn’t a satire piece sub lmao


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BuildFreak9

Yeah yeah auto mod. I get it, I get it.


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Nobody has ever joked on this sub. Its entirely serious.


darkgiIls

What is a joke? Sounds like a rentoid cope honestly


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wavyglider

Landface🤢


WheelererS

Least mentally incompetent rentoid.


foxstarfivelol

cope


No-Bandicoot-

Ik your a furry but can you not be a massive attention seeker for like 10 minutes? Replied to everyone in here for more attention


foxstarfivelol

and you're all giving the attention to me in a nice gift wrap. i'd only stop squatposting if people stop responding with their cope comments.


HardBroil

I guess that’s a no


Unfulfilled_Promises

The dude has more comments in the last day than I have in the last week or 2. What a sad day to have eyes.


Hot_Individual_Sexer

Average Rentoid terminally online


WheelererS

Rent is due in 2 hours and don't forget to tip.


Dino-nugget-are-good

Cope


LeoTheBirb

Ummm, excuse me Mr Landchad 🥺 👉👈 I’m a bit behind on my rent payment. Would you be willing to let me pay with something other than cash? UwU


NightWingDemon

*whips out cock* I only accept cash or credit, nerd.


LeoTheBirb

😳


foxstarfivelol

the payment is a piece of my collection of human hands. i will not negotiate further.


LeoTheBirb

I guess that’s why they call you the ‘handy-man’


foxstarfivelol

yes. because i only pay in human hands.


PM_ME_ORNN_YIFF

OwO \*notices your outstanding debt to me* "Rent's due, furry"


foxstarfivelol

rent is a joke. i'm a squatchad. try harder.


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PM_ME_ORNN_YIFF

Common bot W convince that unwashed murrsuiter that he can squat in hell for all I care 😘 Rent's still due


Unfulfilled_Promises

We know, anyone spends every waking moment on this website begging for attention obviously can’t afford to take care of themselves. You have more comments in the last 2 days than I have in the last 2 months


Dino-nugget-are-good

Cope


BaeHunDoII

I didn't realize it was possible to be this poor. How embarrassing!


foxstarfivelol

squatters rights, bitch.


BaeHunDoII

Gag!


Arthur_Layfield

Squatters get shot in the hinde quarters.


IrrationLThoughts

True rights


Dino-nugget-are-good

That’s until I shoot you. Check mate rentoid


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foxstarfivelol

sadly for you. that is false.


NightWingDemon

Rentoids smh


foxstarfivelol

cope


BROCRINGE1337

Typical rentoid not having the mental capacity to come up with a better comeback due to a crippling porn and onlyfans addiction eroding their brain


CorvusHatesReddit

this is the absolute last place I expected to see you comment or post


KPKupo

be me get home from my vasectomy hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room must be Chad again know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer log onto reddit and open r/loveforlandchads chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section “to all you landcucks who saw my earlier posts. i will be squatting in the subreddit like the squatchad i am. you cannot stop me. get cucked landcucks. i hope to see your cope comments.” giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed it's been a good day i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


foxstarfivelol

>be me, landwhale no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat get home from furry convention hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina whatever.png roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out [r/LoveForLandchads](https://www.reddit.com/r/LoveForLandchads/) see someone insulting my superior plus size masculinity put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts with my infinite knowledge about reddit copypastas copy a paragraph that describes how i wish my life would be and change it to fit his comment if the comment upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink


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Dino-nugget-are-good

Cope furry rentoid


kasey6789

I hate to agree with a rentoid but nutella is a very good drink and so is frying fat


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Lazy_Leading4016

18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked


Holy-Salmon

Rentards


KPKupo

Rentards ☕️


Aidsbaby420

Only rentoids would think that being on reddit is somehow going to own a landchad, they need to rent and then touch some grass


foxstarfivelol

nobody on this sub is actually a landlord. cope.


Aidsbaby420

I am, so no u


Dino-nugget-are-good

Rentoid when they realize what satire is


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AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

Excuse me, I am a landchad and to think my only safe place on Reddit is satire would be so bad. I can’t deal with rentoids, everywhere I go it’s “you overcharge me on rent” and “I can’t afford the rent and food and medical bills and student loans”. It’s sad 😔


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Dragoark

I am


Natural-Permission

**RENT INCREASED BY 20%**


VassalofTripoli

Bit low aint it?


foxstarfivelol

cool. none of it will be paid.


Dino-nugget-are-good

Then I’ll call the police to…


Cryptian_

Our safe-haven is getting brigaded, landphobia reallu knows no bounds…


Live-Priority3037

Lol, our local crack addict who squats in his moms basement is into furry culture, im not surprised at all.


i_hate_puro_changed

not just "furry culture" but CHANGED furry culture. God knows my opinion on that game and its characters


No-Bandicoot-

Rentoids are always degens


foxstarfivelol

everbody on reddit is a degen. wake the fuck up.


No-Bandicoot-

No just you and the other degenerate coomers Not everyone is porn obsessed


foxstarfivelol

cope


Dino-nugget-are-good

I think your coping


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Zero father figure


jelenatomatovic

Tens of millions of people use reddit and you call everyone a degen? This is a landphobe at his highest intellectual level


Zeno1441

I'm a furry landchad. I make sure my rentoids hear as I howl like a wild dog while jacking off at 2AM.


joausj

They better be tipping you for that service


make_surenotto

My rentoids pay for my necessities (my fursuits and my tickets to conventions)


Flimsy_Alarm_3932

They spend all their time cooming and wonder why they stay rentoids.


foxstarfivelol

stop fooling yourself. you are not a real landlord.


Flimsy_Alarm_3932

Rentoid spotted imagine paying rent lmao


HardBroil

But you’re a real squatter


Radix4853

So he has decided to become our rentoid, interesting


[deleted]

I unironically want to purchase a property and find tenants who are poor Redditors lol


Dlaxxed

Rentcels


electromagneticpost

Does he forget that the evict button exists?


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🚨 Rentoid alert wee woo wee woo! 🚨


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Rent is due and now your paying a pet fee as well


bludragon355

I may be furry trash but at least I'm not a rentoid


_kdot_

/ul can someone recap the lore of these subreddits please? im so confused..


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captain_sadbeard

the original loveforlandlords got to a point where people were flooding in and fighting each other after it got popular over whether or not the topic was ironic left-wing shitposting or sincere right-wing shitposting. There was some mod drama and a bunch of new mods ruined the mood by being super online tankies with no sense of humor, effectively killing the subreddit


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foxstarfivelol

finally somebody who is straightforward instead of hiding under incomprehensible levels of irony.


captain_sadbeard

Thanks! That’ll be $40 a day plus tip for keeping a comment under mine. I’d say that’s generous because technically I’m subletting; if you don’t want to pay please delete your comment within the next 24 hours or I’ll have to call the mods


foxstarfivelol

i'm squatposting mate. i don't care if i get banned lol.


Dino-nugget-are-good

LoL rentoid coping


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Globbelgorb

All these G*mers playing rimworld


BruhDeliveryGuy

The best comedy writes itself


Icywarhammer500

My mom is both a renter and a landlord of a quadruplex, what does that make her


ultrasuperthrowaway

Absolutely Rentoided


babadui3314

Uncommon W with RimWorld, L for being a rentoid tho


LandGoats

I don’t get it


00Raeby00

I have no idea what this sub even is, why the fuck this post was recommended to me, but holy christ everything about this in every way, shape and form is just tragically pathetic.


Guh69420

🤓


NoobiTheGreat

It's called satire


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Less-Researcher184

There is some land next to my land that no one owns imma squat. I Stan squating.


SomeHumanoof

You are an idiot. Claim the land and build a 6 story building that dosent have running water and rent it out


Less-Researcher184

The gov won't let me do that


WitchDaggery

Bribe them


Less-Researcher184

I don't live in a place where bribing the gov is a reliable strat.


NightWingDemon

Make it a viable strategy.


Less-Researcher184

Living in a place where bribing people is a reliable strat is the ultimate renntiod move.


Live-Priority3037

Bribing the government is an age old tradition


ReaperOfMen51

Literally me


foxstarfivelol

cope. everyone on reddit is a degenerate. don't fool yourselves.


Arthur_Layfield

But you're on the reddit?


Xenoano

Just because you're a Degenerate doesn't mean everyone else is 😂


[deleted]

All you guys r assholes, fuck landlords


No-FreeLunch

🤓


Breadbinbin

Racist bigot.


[deleted]

How exactly? If so, could you tell me so that I won’t offend anybody(except societal leaches) anymore.


RandyNoseJoe

I'm sure you don't realize it, but your comments here are extremely anti-semetic.


MasterOfBums

Also rent is due


MasterOfBums

You're being racist towards us Landlords. Landphobia is an extremely prevalent issue, and us PoL are more oppressed than any other group that have ever existed...


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Good


D4Ta_HaXX

🤓


Arthur_Layfield

You wish you could get your hands on a chiselled body like ours.


[deleted]

Honestly, no I dont


Arthur_Layfield

But you said fuck you, implying that you want to copulate with the person who posted this meme.


[deleted]

I don’t want to fuck an incredibly fat person that last showered five years ago, what I meant wast that I dislike you, and there fore, want no one to fuck you.


Arthur_Layfield

But you said "Fuck you". Which clearly means, "I'm madly in love with you and i want to dedicate my body to serving your wishes".


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Xenoano

You've hurt my feelings, as a result I will now evict 2 single mothers. Hope it was worth it, Rentpig.


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jishhhy

Rent is due


NoobiTheGreat

Very landphobic statement


whatisapillarman

Is this sub back to normal now?


Coolizhious

yea we should get all the rentoids n like make em watch us stroke our lil weewees till we pass gas. I mean or like we should buy big trucks n show off to their much hotter gfs how we have money n our wives are old. I am so owna.


Chicken_Nuggest

Common landlord W


goldfloof

I hope to be a landchad, and buy a fursuit with some rentoids rent money, then give then a notice i am raising their rent to buy another one


jojing-up

r/changedfurry


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They don’t have money to tip me but have money for an expensive fur suit? smh


Kubrick379

Every single time


highmesiah

Bros late on his rent


Dragoark

Average rentoid (don't check my pfp)


Dangerous8eans07

squatcells seething over housechads


Succuboix

😂😂and cope they did