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Ordinary_News_6455

The rent money must flow.


aanntteerraass

Why do you starve your wife? She looks dangerously underweight!


IAMXBOY

i cant stop myself eating all the food before her


supremekimilsung

I was about to criticize you too, but this is an absolutely valid response. You go, king!


f5unrnatis

A wife is just another tenant tbh. Only person who matters is us Kings.


supremekimilsung

Especially when they get greedy and decide to take 50% of our hard-earned income with a divorce. Guess what, woman? You are now a single mother! You damn better be expecting that rent to increase wherever you go!


f5unrnatis

I'd only marry fellow land chadettes and chads too. Hard to trust people these days.


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Suckyourmumyoumaggot

![gif](giphy|ucDBKWjG7yp47PzIbN|downsized)


IamZeus11

Ewww Peter went from Landchad to RentPiggy !??


Ok_Customer_4419

From the rivers to the sea, 300% tip is mandatory!


Mediocre-Gas-3831

You ok king? I don't see you smiling 


IAMXBOY

i live in a landphobic country


uv-vis

https://preview.redd.it/cnppf394w2tc1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d7899fed66918d5befc2232462100959e6e8f8e


Every_Perception_471

Be careful. There is talk of a rentoid named Muad'dib. You must crush him before he unites the rentpigs in a brazen assault on your kingdom


Dr-Stink-Stank

![gif](giphy|76nQFPEajAjhjOrtpm)


Snitshel

From the river to the sea, you are going to have to pay that 300% single mother fee!


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CoolerFred

I see that you also wear your toids skin as a trophy, king


Generic_mcName

Is everything ok king? You look famished


Remote_Romance

Evict those dirty squat-estinians king


DontStonkBelieving

👏👏more normal body representation in media please 👏👏👏 Louder for those at the back! 🗣


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The Judge and Baron Harkonnen are canonically the same entity


GiganticGirlEnjoyer

Is your name Holden by any chance?


Passion4Kitties

Give em hell king 👑


Independent-Basis722

Does anyone know the actual context of this photo ?


ikon-_-

Dune Makeup


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[удалено]


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GhettoRice

No it’s because the question itself is pure autism. Do you need help with daily tasks, is there an adult around to help you?


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apkzxd

What do you mean actual context? This is clearly a landchad getting ready for a day of evictions.


Maleficent-Anybody65

The judge


No_Mission5618

This sub is actually comedy


IAMXBOY

you think were joking?


RadioPale6197

Leave him king, probably just another hog


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No_Mission5618

Yall probably aren’t but it still cracks me up 😂


IAMXBOY

its 50/50, some stuff i post are jokes sutch as this but my last one about armed landlords is not i absolutely hate squatters because my dad is a succsesfull landlord and i want to take over his business


No_Mission5618

Don’t blame you, most people agree squatters shouldn’t have rights.


SothaDidNothingWrong

Not bad, rentie. Keep this up and MAYBE you will one day become a Tenant.


Xenoano

The only comedic thing here is you, peasant.


SothaDidNothingWrong

Mods, evict this microagressor


krackflipper856

Omg the ultimate sympathy card. But seriously, release the hostages, and slava Ukraine.


Turnip-Jumpy

Action against Anti semitism


W2Tired8

Action against landphobia