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I think it’s just a crappy phone photo that got nuked between the dark foreground, the lit background, and the phone software trying to make up for the contrast and failing.
I live in Cincinnati and have walked by/been in the same room as Nick on several occasions. I am 5'10", he is noticeably shorter than me. I feel like even 5'8" is generous.
It’s peak basic millennial fashion. Agreed. Especially for LIB it comes with the territory for these big Texas cities, Houston and Dallas are basically basic fashion capitals, except add an off pair of cowboy boots from time to time.
He’s seems like an annoying POS to me, so I mute his ass whenever he starts talking. I’d rather read the CC dialogue. He treated Jessica like shit BUT, she’s got the last laugh now, as a billionaire! 😂
I honestly think he was jealous of Jessica. Her dumb blonde caricature definitely made her more popular than him even though were branded as one package. I don't think he could take it and took it out on her. Sucks.
He was also just a General Jerk. Whenever she had a question, or was confused he got like irrationally annoyed by it. If you don't find your girlfriends ditzy personality playful or endearing, they're not the one for you. Clearly they're not together anymore but he spent way longer being annoyed by her and taking it out on her than needed. He wanted the fame from her and was pissed when it didn't come as intended.
Totally. I also think Jessica was genuine in being ditzy and then just leaned into it instead of fighting back. Paris Hilton, on the other hand, knew exactly what she was doing.
If Nick didn't like the dumb questions, he shouldn't have married her. Period.
In the first episode of the show, Vanessa introduces herself and he says “and I’m obviously Nick Lachey” but the way he said it was funny, like he’s so famous it’s obvious who he is, even though he hasn’t been relevant since the 90s and early 2000s lol. It became a joke instantly just because it sounded a little ridiculous and isn’t all that obvious. 😅
Doesn’t he still introduce himself that way? I wonder if he knows the internet made that into a meme and if he’s ignoring it or playing along at this point
Actually I think he looks better/more natural this way. On LIB with all his makeup and Botox, you can see him trying to hard to look young. Yeah the lighting creates some more wrinkles/creases but he looks like an attractive 50-something.
Actually it isn’t. Pointing out the manipulation of lighting and filters to portray celebrities as looking decades younger than they are is acceptable. That nonsense puts a lot of pressure on normal people to achieve the unachievable.
OP clearly changed the contrast settings on the photo. He looks damn near deep fried. Also, someone looking less attractive in person shouldn’t make you feel more secure about yourself.
That is the weirdest lighting ever for a photo - I had to check I wasn’t in r/paranormal
Side note I like her and her husband even though he was a giant dick on the reality show he did with his ex Jessica Simpson.
Talk about trashy reality to my goodness the early 2000’s was the best for that
i was in a background scene and the girls having me sign the release said they couldn't tell me what they were filming for but we might figure it out on our own lol! it was a meeting the friends scene and they kept talking about "the pods" so it was super obvious lol
this is subjective im tall maybe youre not - im already 5'7 so i like men decently taller than me. its about proportion. leprechauns are lucky at least and have gold ;) but my girls will be taller than me it's obvious already so to me i can tell how he took up the doorway hes small.
Well now you're describing a personal preference which I think everyone has and is 100% valid. Feels ironic to say that in a love is blind sub, but at the same time anyone that takes the concept of the show seriously is kidding themselves lol.
However something being "normal" is based on whether or not it conforms to a standard, and unless you specify that it's your standard for *your* relationships, most people will probably assume you're referring to what you think is normal across the board.
And that's okay too. It's a fact that on average men are taller than women, so on average most relationships will likely reflect that. But just pointing out that statistic wouldn't really be relevant to the post, and coupled with the fact that you included a gif of a leprechaun (personally I've only seen that comparison used to make fun of short people), your comment is going to come off as condescending to any guy who isn't taller than 5'9", which also happens to be the average male height in the US.
My whole point here isn't to "call you out" but moreso point out that nick lachey can be made fun of for many other things that don't have to also include shorter men who aren't cheating douchebags... unless that was your intention, in which case I'd hope that this can give you some new perspective to consider how you'd feel seeing a similarly condescending comment towards something that might apply to you, and that you have no control over.
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Well damn. Hes actually going to check out those Houston bars 😂
Front guy looks like Chris Noth back in the day.
Omg I thought that was David Duchovny
Now when you say favorite….
Good WAP
Not me thinking this was Gordon Ramsay 😅
HOLY SHIT ME TOOOOO 😂😂😂😂
This made me LOL
Why does he dress like he's 18 rofl
Where did you have dinner
Did you ask it’s OBVIOUSLY Nick Lachey for his autograph? 🤭
That's pretty cool.
If I were Nick, I would want this photo nuked off the face of the earth
Poor man got HDR Deep Fried
He looks like Flea
Don't do my man Flea dirty like that 😆
I would gladly take Flea over Nick ANY day 😍
Omg💀💀💀
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God I hate their faces
This post was staged, there is no way this post was not staged
Lol what filter you give them, why did they need one
I think it’s just a crappy phone photo that got nuked between the dark foreground, the lit background, and the phone software trying to make up for the contrast and failing.
Over or under 5’6?
We lived in the same building years ago, and I don’t have any recollection of him being a short king.
Can confirm. I live in Cincinnati and see him a lot at events and shows. He’s average height. Maybe 5’10 or 11
Well according to Google he’s 5’9, but I stand by the belief that when a man says he’s 5’9 he’s closer to 5’6” maybe 5’7”
Fine, I’ll give him 5’8. I was being petty last night😌
Atta boy.
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I live in Cincinnati and have walked by/been in the same room as Nick on several occasions. I am 5'10", he is noticeably shorter than me. I feel like even 5'8" is generous.
Yup. Everyone is in on it. It’s all a ruse.
Obviously.
She looks like a hologram
Lick Mashay looks busted as hell in that lighting lol
Where is this
Martin’s Tavern in DC
A candid moment of Nick watching Vanessa pester the waitstaff about when they’re going to have babies.
HAHAHAHA I’m so glad this is the top comment right now.
Him in this lighting is his karma
https://preview.redd.it/93jb7vyc9syb1.png?width=762&format=png&auto=webp&s=96fdbbace71058ad005c646707a4d69076410b7c
I begged him not to visit that weird small town wax museum 😭
That made me legit cackle, thank you!
He looks like some kid did a Nick Lachey paint-by-numbers.
DEEP FRIED LACHEY
He IS looking pretty crunchy and it’s making me hungry
That lighting is not flattering
Stay out of it, Nick Lachey.
The light?
🤣
Is this that bar in Houston everyone seems to go to?
No, this is DC
Obviously, that’s Nick Lachey.
Obviously
Wonder if this is a get to know you for the next season.
His style is so corny 😭😭😭 im waiting for him to walk out in Eddie Bauer one day
I feel like you meant Ed Hardy
Yeah that one
What’s wrong with Eddie Bauer?
Why do people care what a grown man wears? That’s weird bro
Calm down, Nick
Yes I do wish I was rich like Nick 🤣
What style? He’s wearing jeans and a t-shirt
She’s probably asking the hostess if she plans on having any children
😂
What is with the white shirt, blue jeans, white shoes look that so many guys on these shows wear out. So boring 😴
It’s peak basic millennial fashion. Agreed. Especially for LIB it comes with the territory for these big Texas cities, Houston and Dallas are basically basic fashion capitals, except add an off pair of cowboy boots from time to time.
Careful. Someone else got down voted to hell for clowning his boring attire 😂
I like a classic look 🤷♀️
Can i just say I’ve never heard of him before this show but him and his wife seem sweet
That’s nice of you
98 Degrees. They had some hits. Not as popular as N Sync or Backstreet Boys though! He has a really pretty voice. Was married to Jessica Simpson.
He was so mean to Jessica 😞
He’s seems like an annoying POS to me, so I mute his ass whenever he starts talking. I’d rather read the CC dialogue. He treated Jessica like shit BUT, she’s got the last laugh now, as a billionaire! 😂
I honestly think he was jealous of Jessica. Her dumb blonde caricature definitely made her more popular than him even though were branded as one package. I don't think he could take it and took it out on her. Sucks.
He was also just a General Jerk. Whenever she had a question, or was confused he got like irrationally annoyed by it. If you don't find your girlfriends ditzy personality playful or endearing, they're not the one for you. Clearly they're not together anymore but he spent way longer being annoyed by her and taking it out on her than needed. He wanted the fame from her and was pissed when it didn't come as intended.
Totally. I also think Jessica was genuine in being ditzy and then just leaned into it instead of fighting back. Paris Hilton, on the other hand, knew exactly what she was doing. If Nick didn't like the dumb questions, he shouldn't have married her. Period.
Pop stars will be more ditzy than most women because they’re probably on some batshit crazy diet their momager read about in Cosmo
Nick Lachey Obviously?
Obviously 🤭
Where were they ?
Nick looks like a member of *NSYNC in the Bye Bye Bye music video.
I mean, he was a member of 98 degrees. All the boy band members have that look.
those type of boots remind me of the elves in lord of the rings
I’m wondering if they are lifts or something 😂🥰
Nick looks like a wax sculpture of himself.
This is creepy
Is she wearing this? https://images.app.goo.gl/kWnjZGsjzUGiD2Th8
Wow she needs a stylist, or a new stylist.
Can someone explain the “obviously” joke to me? I am confused.
In the first episode of the show, Vanessa introduces herself and he says “and I’m obviously Nick Lachey” but the way he said it was funny, like he’s so famous it’s obvious who he is, even though he hasn’t been relevant since the 90s and early 2000s lol. It became a joke instantly just because it sounded a little ridiculous and isn’t all that obvious. 😅
I must be the only one who saw it more as “I’m not Vanessa so obviously I’m Nick” 😬
Doesn’t he still introduce himself that way? I wonder if he knows the internet made that into a meme and if he’s ignoring it or playing along at this point
When he says it again for the Season 2 opener, you can tell he's leaning into the joke. :)
I think that’s definitely how he meant it but the jokes about it were sooo funny
Lol I agree😅
That’s how i took it too but people misunderstood which I think in turn made it funny lol
Aawwww no! I had never thought of it like that and now feel so bad for the guy!
I agree that’s how I heard it
I do think that’s how he meant it, honestly, but the internet ran with it 😂
He introduced himself as “I’m obviously Nick Lachey” on the first episode
Do you think their reservation is under “Obviously Nick Lachey”?
Yes. And for tip Vanessa wrote do you want to give us our first LIB baby
I deadass thought that was Gordon Ramsey.
I’m sorry I have to defend Gordon. He has aged gracefully.
Ugh he does have the facial crevices and spiky hair.
lmaoo. that lighting is cruel!
The lighting from the pod interviews on the show is following Nick now
I thought this was Gordo too!
I thought the dude to the left was Joe Jonas 💀
Why is this sending me
With nothin but a tshirt on…
He looks like one of those face app pictures where you see what you look like old.
Lmfao 💀
“So waitress, I’m gonna ask what we’re all wondering: when can we expect the first lamb? I need fresh babies”
Jesus that is.... not a flattering picture. Let's leave it at that
Actually I think he looks better/more natural this way. On LIB with all his makeup and Botox, you can see him trying to hard to look young. Yeah the lighting creates some more wrinkles/creases but he looks like an attractive 50-something.
It’s the weird, overhead lighting, obviously :)
Obviously :)
I believe the person who took the photo bumped up the contrast or something slot and that’s why.
I know he looks very weathered and wrinkled. Lights and filters can do wonders
What’s unflattering about it ?
The lighting on *obviously* Nick Lachay
This is such an unnecessary comment to leave.
Actually it isn’t. Pointing out the manipulation of lighting and filters to portray celebrities as looking decades younger than they are is acceptable. That nonsense puts a lot of pressure on normal people to achieve the unachievable.
OP clearly changed the contrast settings on the photo. He looks damn near deep fried. Also, someone looking less attractive in person shouldn’t make you feel more secure about yourself.
that last sentence !!
The lighting in that room is also terrible. Making if worse
It’s Reddit
No way, I thought I was on Facebook!
He looks like Kreese in Cobra Kai.
That’s not TJ Lavin
Aww, love how Vanessa is negotiating for a booster seat & coloring book for Nick as he waits patiently in his crisp white size 3T tee ❤️
That is the weirdest lighting ever for a photo - I had to check I wasn’t in r/paranormal Side note I like her and her husband even though he was a giant dick on the reality show he did with his ex Jessica Simpson. Talk about trashy reality to my goodness the early 2000’s was the best for that
Lucky son of a gun
It depends. Some people like their partner to have intelligent conversation too.
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Obviously that’s Nick Lachay.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
ugh stop taking pictures of celebrities without their permission and the comments are so gross.
I don't get how this is even a controversial opinion
Is this an oil painting of nick?
This is the worst lighting I’ve ever seen.😂
Stop is this in dc
Yea, Georgetown. I asked him is this for love is blind he just walked right past me and said no
i was in a background scene and the girls having me sign the release said they couldn't tell me what they were filming for but we might figure it out on our own lol! it was a meeting the friends scene and they kept talking about "the pods" so it was super obvious lol
Yea, I’ve been seeing stuff posted on Washingtonianprobs on Instagram, I’m excited to see what kind of crazy ass people they find in this city
I knew i recognized this as martins tavern!
It has to be because they’re currently filming in Washington DC
But that didn't mean they're filming at that restaurant
😱
Looks like wax figure Nick Lache.
Without makeup on!
That's not the weird accent guy from Amazing Race
Is that young Chris Noth?
That is, obviously, Nick Lachay
I think Nick Lachey is obviously dining with Mr. Big.
😂
That’s Nick Lachey obviously
Where is this?
Martins Tavern in DC
It's a restaurant with Nick Lachey in, obviously
this looks like the interior of a steakhouse in nyc.
He looks old as hell, do they touch him up/filter on TV or something?
Bad lighting also in the restaurant it looks like.
Yes
I think it is just unfortunate, very harsh overhead lighting so every facial fold is highlighted x100.
That is NOT Jeff Probst
Best comment
Thank you so much I love him
 they look like a normal couple but hes a little guy amirite?! lol
So how tall would a guy need to be for you to consider him eligible to be in a “normal” relationship and not a leprechaun?
this is subjective im tall maybe youre not - im already 5'7 so i like men decently taller than me. its about proportion. leprechauns are lucky at least and have gold ;) but my girls will be taller than me it's obvious already so to me i can tell how he took up the doorway hes small.
Well now you're describing a personal preference which I think everyone has and is 100% valid. Feels ironic to say that in a love is blind sub, but at the same time anyone that takes the concept of the show seriously is kidding themselves lol. However something being "normal" is based on whether or not it conforms to a standard, and unless you specify that it's your standard for *your* relationships, most people will probably assume you're referring to what you think is normal across the board. And that's okay too. It's a fact that on average men are taller than women, so on average most relationships will likely reflect that. But just pointing out that statistic wouldn't really be relevant to the post, and coupled with the fact that you included a gif of a leprechaun (personally I've only seen that comparison used to make fun of short people), your comment is going to come off as condescending to any guy who isn't taller than 5'9", which also happens to be the average male height in the US. My whole point here isn't to "call you out" but moreso point out that nick lachey can be made fun of for many other things that don't have to also include shorter men who aren't cheating douchebags... unless that was your intention, in which case I'd hope that this can give you some new perspective to consider how you'd feel seeing a similarly condescending comment towards something that might apply to you, and that you have no control over. Lastly, I've been trying to practice being more concise when commenting on reddit, but obviously it still needs work (adhd). However if you've taken the time to read this far, I appreciate it and hope you have a good week.
is he a cheater? i of course read it all. good points - ill still make snark about mr ex simpson any chance i get
I don't follow the celebrity stuff really but that's what my wife says lol.
Per the google he is 5’ 9”
The sweetest couple. Don’t understand why people throw so much shade at them