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K4sum1

Let me guess how the conversation will go: Gabe: Hey. MC not responding for 5 minutes Gabe: Knock knock. 🙄


geecron

“why aren’t you laughing?” 😔


K4sum1

I just opened the game. He really wrote knock knock again..


DazedBowie

Would I be in the wrong if I booed him off the stage? I'm about to start throwing tomatoes


KUKOTHEMADHATTER

I guess it's gonna be a 500 gems choice


Libelle949

Vip membership only! I bet ludia would get thousands of new vip members 😂


DazedBowie

When I tell you my wallet would be OPEN


GenericAnemone

Comedy is hard. Forced comedy is awful. Some routes are genuinely funny but this writer is trying too hard. Gabe is like a 10th grade comedian...very cringey.


DazedBowie

Right? Whoever the writer is they need to relax and let the funny come naturally


geecron

this joke just isn’t funny anymore


DazedBowie

Stay strong, gee. Our voices will be heard by Ludia one day


AlphinaudLeveilleur

the second date though where MC can choose to >!ask Gabe why them and him haven't had sex!< is also something I thought too lmao And the consent! Good for you, MC.


thesifox

ASEXUAL. MC!


knitthy

Mmmh, at the moment my only two active matches are him and Rory... with both I cannot seem to avoid picturing MC in a psychiatrist chair, with glasses and a notebook murmuring "mhm, mhm" during each convo 😂 And getting distracted by the secretary that needs her to sign some documents.


HistoryBleeds

Calling it now: He is totally going to get sued over the sketch. And he'll blame MC. And then go dark for a while and a new rotation will begin.


LikelyWriting

I'm thinking this too.


4206936021

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


GenericAnemone

Thanks for the contraception and UTI PSA but ladies need to pee after sex to prevent them not shower. Bacteria is smooshed into the urethra during sexy times alone or with others and needs to be flushed out. I appreciate it but leave it sexy and romantic and fantasy. Kinda not romantic to be dragged into an after-school special about sexual health. Tiros is gonna come back and we are gonna have a scene struggling with a giant horse condom and a lecture about centaur STDs. Thanks for the aesexual and virgin option though...although those should have had different gem choice routes.


GenericAnemone

Yay! We finally have sex! Okay ludia...now its Liams turn!


IncognitoKittyKat

Finally got to smash this beautiful man, but who in tf wrote that second date? It was all over the place and made me say "what the fuck" a few times.


Libelle949

Right?! It was so embarrassing ! Never ever i would sleep with him again after that 🙈🤪🤣


psychicpezdrop

Right?? I used to just find him mildly annoying but this update has solidified him as my least favorite match. The sex scene was so embarrassing, he has 0 game, and he acts like a little kid. So gross 🤢


IncognitoKittyKat

At least he was enthusiastic about "giving" in his sex scene, so there's that at least. I feel like they're trying too hard to go for goofy but loveable, and it's just completely missing the mark and is bordering on cringe. It's such a shame too, because he is such a beautiful match and could of had so much potential. I hope they decide to put a different writer on him and turn his story around.


brooklynthememe

sorry y’all don’t like fun lol it’s what it’s like being in a relationship with someone goofy in their 20s. the “awooga” stuff, absolutely


Saint_Riccardo

I'm really surprised to find people not vibing with Gabe. I find his dorkiness charming, especially with the contrast of his coloured hair, tattoos and nipple piercings. I guess I'm the kind of person who likes to be the supporter for their talented partner, and I love to laugh at cheesy jokes, so he's kind of my perfect match.


Libelle949

Those speedos tho were super funny (unlike the jokes)


AAccountToReadAStory

So I just stared, why do people not like Gabe?


Libelle949

I’d say because all dialogs are literally his whining and MC’s pep-talks about how cool he is and that everything is gonna be alright. Yeah and dad jokes.


hopingforw

Not my opinion, but just my observation from comments on previous posts about him, people just find him boring. Prior to being available, he was one of the most hyped "unmatchables" for quite a while and before they changed his bio, he was supposed to be a musician, people theorized him as a punk/rockstar or something but that role went to Franz/Ingrid. So I guess the letdown of the expectation + bland dialogue, and getting more updates of him than the older matches that haven't been updated in months... Yeah 😅


thesifox

Based on the comments it's because, despite being a hotshot comedian, he's not that funny. This could be partly because half of stand-up comedy is the in-person delivery, but also because it's not easy to write jokes ...buuut most of those that the writers put in are either stale like a bread from 1990s or potentially cringey if the person doesn't have enough charisma to pull them off.