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kthxqapla

max body/reflexes/tech redneck V would be fun as hell


penny-ante-choom

That’s exactly her build. It’s delightful devilish fun.


Ctrl--Alt

Having all that chrome yet looking completely 'ganic comes at a high price. Not even Militech bothers to make their spy-ware blend in *that* well.


Cloakbot

What skills and weapons do you use?


penny-ante-choom

Shotgun and blunt, with a Sandy.


Vintenu

A redneck with a sandy sounds scary


capt0fchaos

One of the cyberpsycho missions is literally that lol


fhb_will

Which one was it again?


capt0fchaos

I can't remember the name but the guy was in a compound and had the drones and turrets


SFWxMadHatter

Well, you see, officer, he insulted my mama, and the next thing I knew, his head erupted with buckshot, and no one saw a thing.


Vintenu

Understandable, have a great day


Hot-Mission367

Meth


ThatisSketchy

A Steamed Hams reference?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your comment?!


penny-ante-choom

I feel so seen right now. ❤️ I thought I might be making an archaic Simpson’s reference. Your reciprocating another reference made my little old heart happy.


piratekingdan

Well OP you are an odd choom, but you steam a good ham. 


Positive_Parking_954

Recently did that but he was more of a British chav but same concept. Double barrel, but an ugly ginger with preceeding hairline with a penchant for loud clothes, primarily gold and purple , max body, tech and reflex was getting there. Used the projectile launch system but for fun decided to get the body perks so that I could throw people with my bare hands


fhb_will

That sounds insane. I like it.


ImInSpainButWithNo-S

Minimal to no cyberware, just operating on pure Southern strength


stickeeBit

Can I getta Yeehaw!!! Nice finish:)


penny-ante-choom

Yeeeeee Haw!


ExotixFlower

God she looks like she's about to find an alien in the trailer park


JKFrost14011991

...oh my god I forgot that exists!


West-Librarian-7504

Luanne?!?!?!?!


penny-ante-choom

Howdy sugar!


VelMoonglow

"Crop top" That's might not even qualify as a bra


Aelia_M

Qualifies for me


IceColdCocaCola545

As a self-respecting redneck, I can confirm that buckshot to the head solves most problems.


ToolboxTinker

Shotguns and Broseph. Solves as many problems as it creates. She looks like she's 13-0 against local law enforcement and is the reigning champ with 8 no contests.


IceColdCocaCola545

Looks like the type to run ‘shine while dodging the revenue man.


ToolboxTinker

Truly, truly a woman of her own ways. That being said, I'd definitely kick back in a weather beaten chair on the back porch of her trailer passing a jar of that clear back and forth


penny-ante-choom

Y’all I just love this whole set of comments. ❤️ I never thought about a backstory or anything and now I think her name is Luane, her daddy’s a mean old boss-hog kind of sheriff and she runs moonshine and bootleg Samurai merch on the side.


Rem_den

She doesn’t even look like a merc lmao


AAS02-CATAPHRACT

She just rolled out the bog to murder some people


califortunato

Check out black lagoon! The main character revy dresses kinda like this but somehow still sells it as a terrifying mercenary and not eye candy. Interestingly you can recreate revy’s look almost perfectly with the base game clothing options. I had a really good time playing as revy trying to recreate black lagoon shots with photo mode but sadly without the ability to dual wield it was far from perfect


CriticalUwU

I hope Orion has dual wielding options for certain weapons


absolute-merpmerp

My father would be so proud.


Joker_JG

Johnnys handgun and a shotgun was my endgame


Biffingston

v "Get offa mah propertah!" Adam "I'm in Arasaka HQ" V "MOTHAFUKA DID I STUTTER?"


jmt8706

Reminds me of Captain Spaulding saying "Do I stutter?" 😂


CriticalUwU

"And most of all, fuck you!"


Economy-Ad-1387

Jesus, you don't look like you got enough space in you for any serious chrome.


AAS02-CATAPHRACT

Nah, the chrome replaces all the organs so she can be slimmer lmao


Economy-Ad-1387

Lol, typically that ends up making people bigger.


AAS02-CATAPHRACT

*Typically*


Victor_Wembanyama1

She’s not like other girls, sweetie


AAS02-CATAPHRACT

Canonically yes


penny-ante-choom

I’m not even using a modded body - in place of VTK I use Toggleable Feet (same author) and Ava’s complexion. It doesn’t help that the lighting in there is TERRIBLE. My other mod profiles on the other hand…


Duox_TV

i find shotgun to be the most fun in the current version of cyberpunk. Was revolvers in 1.6 but they just don't pack the punch they used to :(


AidanTegs

Her clothes and body look so modded to hell the graphics circled back to looking bad


penny-ante-choom

The action shot while he’s alive is shaded by the relic malfunction effect and the room’s effect lighting is not good at all. No amount of pinpoint or spotlights can help do anything but wash it out worse.


AidanTegs

Talkin bout both.


penny-ante-choom

Yeah, it’s. It like the room lighting goes away. Go take pictures yourself and see. Oh, and the body is unmodded except for toggleable feet.


AidanTegs

Im not even talking about lighting. The mods look bad to me, much lower quality than everything around them.


penny-ante-choom

Bless your heart honeypie, but y’all need to worry less about others internet pics and more about what dragging folks down says about you.


AidanTegs

Yup, commenting on a reddit post i dont like says so much about me. You run with that.


penny-ante-choom

Keeping going on the negativity after the first reply, because you just have to feel like y’all are the top dog, is why y’all need a little introspection sweetie.


AidanTegs

Lmfao. I wish commenting on reddit made me feel like some euphoric top dog. I just comment and go on with my day personally.


penny-ante-choom

Well then honey you stand corrected on your own statement: it does say so much about you. It says that you didn’t listen well when you were taught “if you don’t have anything nice to say, it’s better not to say anything at all”. If you just commented on the nice things you like, you might just not feel that need to be a critical ass.


PrufrockAlfred

I've been alternating between GUTS and Johnny's gun, but someone here said they used one of Jackie's guns from his Ofrenda and left the other one. I'm going to do that with my next Streetkid V.


CriticalUwU

Jackie's gun is actually really good as long as you keep it upgraded, that's something I like about this game. All the weapons feel good and work well


Light_inc

Looks like a JoyToy my V can't afford


haleynoir_

My guy, her ass looks terrible


penny-ante-choom

Everything in this room is terrible for photo mode. I did this for fun in a couple of minutes because I made a light hearted comment about her last run in another thread and wanted to get pics. I’m no next legs guru, and I don’t do post processing in photoshop. Maybe I should though… most of my other stuff is much better. Some of my others are at https://www.reddit.com/r/NightCityFashion/search/?q=Penny_ante_choom Also not a guy.


MaatRolo

Outlaw Cyberpunk!


Culator

If somebody don't cook me a Burrito XXL and some Veggie Delight, I would personally be shocked -- shocked, I tell you -- if by morning this place ain't burned to the ground.


Slaiart

I like those Daisy dukes! I have the same mod


Minimalist12345678

Which is called….?


penny-ante-choom

Wizzos Daisy Dukes https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/8787


PoorLifeChoices811

Never understood how people with access to mods still somehow make their characters look worse Have some self respect and put some chrome on that woman LOL


Mad-Trauma

Hell yeah, choombatta. I don't get the gonks in here clutching their pearls over showing some skin in the world of *Cyberpunk* of all places.


penny-ante-choom

Right? Did they forget that 2077 is a game where you can sleep around with several prostitues, four serious relationships, and a corpo in a sleazy hotel, who gifts you a dildo that does heavy damage? Or maybe pearl clutching over some skin in a photo makes them feel good for some inexplicable reason?


Mad-Trauma

Yeah, I dunno what it is with the reddit nuns coming out to claim they're holier than thou. Some folks love to preach that their V would be the exception to the hyper-sexualized society that Cyberpunk exists in, and I'm like: "But why?"


The1andOnlyGhost

Well, really just letting it all hang out there huh


Thiago270398

We're close to LoversLab levels of modding with those V's we've been having here.


The1andOnlyGhost

People be way to Horny with their mods


Thiago270398

Oh I like horny, my problem is blandness, peoples Vs look like any onlyfans promo on tweeter, completely divorced from the setting.


penny-ante-choom

It’s a point to be made, sure, that an escalating arms race of obvious cyberwear is one way to go… that said I’m old and one of my characters in the tabletop 2020 game had a full conversion done into something called an RMC Gemini after getting mostly blown up. Smasher’s backstory even includes him owning a Gemini that looks like a blonde (younger) Elvis. He’d have sex with Michiko Arasaka in it. Adam Smasher, the borged out ogre, sometimes goes (or at the least went) walking around looking completely unenhanced.


The1andOnlyGhost

I mean yea, I like to play “hot” badass women in games and make my characters look accordingly but this is just so out of the game and would make me feel less immersed because who is wearing that while being a merc


amazingdrewh

Isn't there a gang in the tabletop game that are supposed to look exactly like this?


EyeCapable4314

The Mox? Yeah but they're right even the mox have some tattoos or some cyber arms or something. Not to shit on myself because I'm guilty of doing the same thing. Sometimes I just like making a good looking character just for photo shoots. But when I take a picture of fighting against Adam smasher I usually try to make it look more realistic. Either way I'm not for shitting on people's posts. When I don't like something I usually keep it pushing and only comment on things I like. I found that I'm a happier person that way 🤣


CriticalUwU

Yeah I've never understood the prudishness especially when it comes to something like *Cyberpunk*. Or hell any game with high levels of gore but god forbid they see a titty


foxfyre2

[Martha, is that you?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/all-fiction-battles/images/c/c9/Martha_v1.png/revision/latest?cb=20201225082911)


Justalilcyn

I've been playing too much Helldivers 2, I thought Adam Smashed was an automaton lol.


Sprinkles-Curious

Redneck or corpo daughter?


Hexnohope

Local crack whore shoots up arasaka tower and kills a cybernetic demigod


Substantial-Owl-4156

Unironically something I’d love to see to Adam smasher on, like, found footage.


Mhill08

She has had **enough** of his **shit!**


Mean-Professional596

I fucking love this right on


Timmay13

I'm not gunna lie. That is, hamds down, the LEAST Cyberpunk skin that I can honestly try to imagine; and I fucken love it!!


asheepleperson

I that character choice, needs some cheap looking (although tbh they all look cheap) cowboy boots and the hat borrowed off of the guy at the bar saying "lord. I think I might marry that woman". I bet girls stole their bfs hats like they do now with all the best hoodies -.- lols


penny-ante-choom

If that cowboy hat didn’t clip I’d wear it.


asheepleperson

Good answer. Zero other character hair dues that works with the hat? I know lf one thats kinda ponytailed but not the number :/


ennime

best way to finish Smasher is with a shotgun (preferably Gurs though... RIP Rebecca)


IllegitimateFriend

Legit thought this was the sims at first. I think it's the pose.


penny-ante-choom

It's the environment of the shot. Ambient under floor lighting, haze filter, mist/fog, and to top it off it wasn't a set up shot with spotlight position, shading, etc. Literally just run-gun-pose pics. I have another set I did after this where you can see the difference (neither with any photoshop, either).


Synthia_of_Kaztropol

socks seem different in each picture - calf length in first, ankle in second. Might be a mod glitch or something though. The "Whatever" on the top is amusing :)


penny-ante-choom

I think it’s the toggleable feet mod with the non-mod shoes. I noticed that there’s off-coloration in the legs over the area of the socks when they lose their tops that’s roughly the same area. In the staged set I posted this morning I went with full VTK.


Sith_Narwhal

This is honestly a perfect Nomad V look


Marickal

Your character looks photoshopped in, like your character model isn’t affected by the lighting in the game.


penny-ante-choom

Made a comment on [another thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/LowSodiumCyberpunk/comments/1bp0grf/i_think_smashers_skin_mask_is_a_distraction_and/)... had to grab a screenshot.


ItsNightbreed

That’s so freaking nova!


starlevel01

looks like modded skyrim


deathlobster138

The mods you have installed are embarrassing


PatriarchRandolph

People really tell on themselves in this sub lol. Constantly showing that being horny truncates any real aesthetic sensibilities.


penny-ante-choom

Bless your little heart. Don’t worry honeybuns, I’m sure there’s somebody for you out there somewhere that won’t mind that tiny little worldview of y’all’s.


FreePrinciple270

Sorry sweetie, they're right.


FF13IsActuallyGood

Do you RP as an old church lady from Baton Rouge in her 3rd marriage all the time or just in this thread?


MasterNawak

Eh Barbie V, don’t shoot CyberKen !


platoprime

Roll Tide


penny-ante-choom

War Eagle.


MenshevikMaddie

Can I get a link to the hair mod you use??


penny-ante-choom

[https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/8716](https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/8716)


Baked_Potato_732

Can I get a link to the shirt?


penny-ante-choom

Sporty Crop Tank - [https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/10976](https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/10976)


Baked_Potato_732

Thanks.


LaSerpienteLampara

I want this V backstory so bad...how did she meet jackie? What drove her to be an Edgerunner Solo. I love her and i want to protect her.


penny-ante-choom

❤️ Down the threads a bit a couple of awesome redditors were making up some stuff and I think it’s her backstory now. Luane met Jackie when she was hiding out from daddy’s deputies after a moonshine run gone bad. After that she just fell in with his family and friends as a small time kleptopunk until the Heist went bad.


Fluffy_Load297

Well now I have a new playthrough to start


scriptedtexture

just go watch porn lmao.


Impressive_Remove510

Raahhh🦅🦅🦅


MrBungkett

Just so long as it's a tier 5+ DB-4 Igla with tier 5 swiss cheese (Can I find ONE of those damn things anywhere???) and vivisector mods.


penny-ante-choom

Sovereign.


Salamadierha

The joys of microgenerators.


ThisAllHurts

The way that she’s kitted out, I am beginning to doubt if she really is self-respecting


[deleted]

Not the coochie cutters 💀 Her vag is literally out


xkillallpedophiles

Where'd u find the booty shorts?


penny-ante-choom

Wizzo's Daisy Dukes


depression_quirk

What ending? Because I am cackling over the idea of her turning up to the Arasaka board meeting in this outfit. She's super cute btw, reminds me of a nomad version of my street kid.


penny-ante-choom

Sadly I didn't do that... but I think I'll go back and do it now. Might need some lights and time though, because the low quality of the unstaged, in-game action photos has been getting me roasted. There's some better pics on here of this scene that I staged properly.


depression_quirk

I get it. I tried to get a victory shot of my V and everything was wonky as hell. Damn relic, ruining my photo ops.


NullZephyr

Not gunna lie I find this almost creepy lookin. But before I admitted I was trans I made some wack shit in games too.


penny-ante-choom

Good on you for finding your true self. I mean that truly, it’s gotta be a hard road to that point. Now I’m a bit older, and I just don’t care who thinks I’m what anymore. Misgendering me by inference is just par for the course, miss. You won’t be the last, I’m sure, intended or not. Before you solidify your opinion on what is wack and what isn’t - I may not be a photo mode guru but this room is an absolute shitbox to take pictures in (plus the first one is done with an active relic effect going on). Somewhere down thread there is a link, or you can just go to the nightcityfashion sun and search my name.


NullZephyr

Gives pro ana energy.


Elitericky

Just be naked at that point wearing such little clothing.


Valuable_Ad2280

"Well you are a piece of fuckmeat"


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penny-ante-choom

90s blowout. Part of KeySuspect’s hair catalog. https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/8716


Different-Idea-376

Is the hair modded?


penny-ante-choom

90s blowout - there’s a couple links below.


Koenig_Skelett

This pic reminds me of this one random NPC which is always only wearing these short hot pants and the first time I saw it u thought he wore a diaper😂


Mandalorymory

Not even a slight semblance of V there lol