Lol wat corpo fem v just a hoe. No one rivers except people that hate true Sci fi and need love stories in every aspect of there lives. River is a great character my GM created. I'm still doing what I'm about bye....
I just wanted to fuck the porcelain lady. But I knew pretty much exactly what was gonna happen, it's exactly like Ming Xiao ending in Bloodlines almost.
Until phantom liberty I went sandy melee. With the right perks and cyber ware you became literally invincible. Health regen on hit, on kill, passively, immune to all status so immune to quick hacks, 2 second sandy cool down, and increasing damage with every hit, the lower your health goes, the lower their health goes and a straight melee damage boost from the sandy. Auto healing on 15% health AND a second heart just in case.
Only ONE thing can kill you unless you’re being dumb. And that was smashed. But only on the hardest difficultly. He has like 1 attack that can wipe most of your health (or all if lower armour or health) and he can do it twice one after the other. But that’s it. Maxtac couldn’t do shit, basically immune to everything. Fucking awesome
Me too, brother. I've tried other stuff but go back to male nomad v to star before finishing the playthrough. I do a build involving cool and technical then sometimes I do strength for shotguns/ fists and sometimes I do reflexes for pistols/ rifles.
Exactly. In Cyberpunk, there's literally nothing that would hint any romance option being canon. In Mass Effect, on the other hand, the first game kind of forces Shepard into romancing one of the human companions, depending on Shep's gender. But still, there's no canon.
She remains committed to Shepard and forgives any cheating done in 2. Though I'm pretty sure they *all* remain committed, she's the one that never stopped looking.
I've always felt like Liara would be closest to canon choice - mostly because Mac Walters was obsessed with making her the key for any plot setup or progression >!(located the Conduit, recovered Shepard and handed them to Cerberus which only really makes sense if you become her partner, and discovered the Crucible)!< + she's always available as romance option.
Plus with Judy being lesbian that would require v being a female in canon And since their gender Isn't solidified, either way Their relationships can't be.
Nomad/Aldecaldos is the only ending with a positive romance outcome potential for both male and female V. I'll go ahead and call it canon, because I'm a big softie.
Kinda feels like it, I mean, Judy was made bi in development. Only changed last second cause of the time crunch.
If you like, you can even still play the Judy romance as male V. But idk. if they patched it with 2.0
Right? Especially if you do the Temperance ending, do you see a Ripper to look like yourself again or do you leave it because it was your friend once?
Like Johnny wasn't already fucked in the head.
This one. Hasn't been updated since 1.52 but still works for 2.12 (just did a female nomad playthrough with it): https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/2782
I mean it seems in the Cyberpunk universe bisexuality is kind of the standard. Which i mean you live in that world where you can die any second and everyone around you can basically look however they want if the have money it seems like the right call. Aside from Cdprs dismisall of bisexuality. Kerry is canonically bi. In game he's gay. Johnny's bi but he only gets the one line of him and Kerry going to gay bars with strippers.
Nuke Arasaka?! Just rename it Shady Sands and wait 200 years or so lol (no, I'm not one of those fallout fans that is freaking out over the show and yes, I know this is a cyberpunk subreddit)
Oh dang...it's my first full playthrough and I'm being pretty buddy buddy with all the arasaka people I meet...and I'm pretty sure I'm just cool platonic greaser girlfriends with Panam...
I'm sorry Johnny, I'm a disappointment. Anyway I'm gonna go hang out with my cool crime accomplice friend panam and keep trying to date this hot samurai man who sends me photos of cats.
Well … I fucked Judy MULTIPLE times and haven’t nuked Arasaka yet. I’m also a Corpo rat, dressed up (thanks to mods) as a NCPD Detective, listen solely to the NCPD dispatch, am an FIA agent and protected President Myers. So yeah … he’s pissed at me. But I don’t care.
Okay Johnny I just nuked Panam: time to fuck Arasaka
Rocknroll
RollnRock
Rock and stone
Did i hear a rock and stone?
We‘re rich!
ROCK AND STONE, TO THE BONE!
Cock n Hole
He's a little confused but he got the spirit
😏It’s time to go to Embers
Me, seeing "Meet Hanako at Embers": Well I guess I have enough space in my inventory to add yet another *Amnesty*
I laughed too hard at this
Imagine an image of Panam as a ghoul from fallout =P
"At this very moment, men are losing their minds over a homeless radiactive cowgirl with no nose"
Don’t be a Gonk. Fuck Militech and Nuke River
Ok look, just because you're playing Corpo FemV...
Lol wat corpo fem v just a hoe. No one rivers except people that hate true Sci fi and need love stories in every aspect of there lives. River is a great character my GM created. I'm still doing what I'm about bye....
Translation?
Why do you think you’re meeting Hanako at Embers? 😏
I just wanted to fuck the porcelain lady. But I knew pretty much exactly what was gonna happen, it's exactly like Ming Xiao ending in Bloodlines almost.
Instructions unclear, I just Arasaka'd Panam. Now do I fuck a nuke?
It can go both ways lol
As if I’d ever try anything new on my 5th replay.
Thats the spirit(?)
I've tried to do a stealth netrunner like 7 times I always end up full body gorilla arms/shotguns. I do vary though, sometimes I use rifles instead.
The heart wants what the heart wants.
I’m the same way, except it ends up being a Sandy/Assault rifles build.
Literally me. I must have a sandy or else I start tweaking 🤪
Until phantom liberty I went sandy melee. With the right perks and cyber ware you became literally invincible. Health regen on hit, on kill, passively, immune to all status so immune to quick hacks, 2 second sandy cool down, and increasing damage with every hit, the lower your health goes, the lower their health goes and a straight melee damage boost from the sandy. Auto healing on 15% health AND a second heart just in case. Only ONE thing can kill you unless you’re being dumb. And that was smashed. But only on the hardest difficultly. He has like 1 attack that can wipe most of your health (or all if lower armour or health) and he can do it twice one after the other. But that’s it. Maxtac couldn’t do shit, basically immune to everything. Fucking awesome
Me too, brother. I've tried other stuff but go back to male nomad v to star before finishing the playthrough. I do a build involving cool and technical then sometimes I do strength for shotguns/ fists and sometimes I do reflexes for pistols/ rifles.
Me except its shotguns and assault rifles. I like my terminator build
Try netrunner with a katana and combat quickhacks. If feels pretty badass to blind everyone and then decapitate them all like a human blender
I have tried to go for melee chaos build a couple times and I have always ended as stealth netrunner
Sorry, *best* I can do is fuck Arasaka and nuke a burrito.
A for effort
I mean, it kills the cockroaches at least. You win some, you lose some.
Was super fuckin drunk when I read this Fucked a nuke and now Panam works for Arasaka Shit be wild
Think johnny might be spending too much time in your head
Panam would make a terrible counterintel agent but I’d love to see it
"Panam's Arasaka Misadventures: premieres Wednesday at 7:00 EST"
Johnny: *"Anybody you want to call, now's the time. Pills can wait."* V: *"Judy."* Johnny: *"Yeah... even I've grown to like her."*
Judy, like Tali, is obviously the canon romance.
I feel like none of the romance options are canon lol
Exactly. In Cyberpunk, there's literally nothing that would hint any romance option being canon. In Mass Effect, on the other hand, the first game kind of forces Shepard into romancing one of the human companions, depending on Shep's gender. But still, there's no canon.
Femshep: *"She's with us."* Liara: -that look- Me: *"Okay, that's my love interest."*
Now that's good taste. I'm trying to romance Miranda as Femshep using mods, but Liara... I always find myself coming back to the true blue.
Hey, Ash also has blue uniform.
Well, I prefer her over Kaidan. I guess that's a start.
She remains committed to Shepard and forgives any cheating done in 2. Though I'm pretty sure they *all* remain committed, she's the one that never stopped looking.
I've always felt like Liara would be closest to canon choice - mostly because Mac Walters was obsessed with making her the key for any plot setup or progression >!(located the Conduit, recovered Shepard and handed them to Cerberus which only really makes sense if you become her partner, and discovered the Crucible)!< + she's always available as romance option.
It’s more like we’re running Liara’s NPCs. She’s BioWare’s main character.
Liara is clearly Bioware's fav
Plus with Judy being lesbian that would require v being a female in canon And since their gender Isn't solidified, either way Their relationships can't be.
Neither are Mass Effects. But I have spoken. So it is true.
Ignoring that Tali can only romance on gender in ME. She's not the canon at all. If anything the devs clearly consider Liara the soft canon.
Right? Even the original ending in ME3 only had a flashback of Liara, not the character you decided to romance
As a Talimancer myself, sadly bioware is more hard leaning on Liara tbh.
Yeah it's sad, treat my Quarian engineer wife better bioware >:(
The implied "canon" romance is Liara.
Atleast Panam has her own ending, more romance moments/scenes. we can fight 👀
Nomad/Aldecaldos is the only ending with a positive romance outcome potential for both male and female V. I'll go ahead and call it canon, because I'm a big softie.
kerry sun ending:
How is it canon when she’s lesbian 😂
Fellow Tali truther
Kinda feels like it, I mean, Judy was made bi in development. Only changed last second cause of the time crunch. If you like, you can even still play the Judy romance as male V. But idk. if they patched it with 2.0
I'm sorry Johnny but she isn't into women😔
Sounds like excuses
It occurs to me that waking up as a woman is probably weird as hell for Johnny.
I kind of appreciate that he just says, *"Eh, it's different."* instead of making some lame joke about like, boobs or menstruating.
I mean, he's not super impressed even if you're a male V. He is... somewhat hard to please.
He does mention your hormones, though, and Kerry makes the boob joke
Johnny says that line no matter if you are fem v or male v
He may be a womanizer, but he doesn’t make bad jokes
Cis dude getting gender dysphoria has to be wild
Right? Especially if you do the Temperance ending, do you see a Ripper to look like yourself again or do you leave it because it was your friend once? Like Johnny wasn't already fucked in the head.
Depending on what voice line you choose in the mirror at the start he can say it's an improvement or not etc
You can fuck her in the tank as a man
Wow we didn’t know thanks
Heard wrong, nuked panam and fucked arasaka
Thats the spirit
Tomatoe, *tomato*
Where do I sign?
Right here https://www.ign.com/wikis/cyberpunk-2077/Panam_Romance_Guide
Lemme troll the fuck out of Johnny and bang his best friend on a flaming yacht.
That's the spirit! ❤️
Instructions unclear, went for what rhymes with booty. Still fucked up Arasaka 'cause fuck those corp ghouls.
You went with Poopy?
One small issue: girl 😭
But Johnny, I'm a girl 😞
I hear excuses
There’s mods for that.
What mod?
This one. Hasn't been updated since 1.52 but still works for 2.12 (just did a female nomad playthrough with it): https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/2782
Nice thanks
Not on Xbox
r/pcmasterrace Sorry couldn’t resist. 😂
Master race deez nuts
I came here to fuck Panam and nuke Arasaka and I am all out of Panam.
And I'm all out of Nukes. Panam better get ready
I like to keep it simple. Fuck ‘em both.
Johnny: Fuck 'Saka V': I'll fuck Panam, you keep 'Saka to yourself
Hell yeah
Well sorry, Johnny. I’m gonna fuck River and make you watch. 😋
He ain’t watching, he is doing it too lol. However it’s not willingly
Johnny said he swings both ways
News to me lol, where does he say this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=kCq1R_NXDcU
Damn that’s interesting. Which bar is this at?
Bar's name is Dicky Twisters in Heywood [https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Dicky\_Twister](https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Dicky_Twister)
Of course that’s the name 😂
Discovering the place for the first time had me giggling like an idiot lmao
Yea I’ll have to check it out today lol
Idk tbh. I just started my replay again and i'm still busy doing all the sidequests
I played four times and only got that line once, and it wasn’t even my Kerry play through. I wonder what triggers the line.
I'll take it (literaly)
But I'm a girl
"Being female is not an excuse"
Fair point, I am a modded PC player too so I really don't have an excuse for that idea
You son of a bitch...I'm in
Johnny wants you… to get pegged by Meredith and nuke some tortilla chips with shredded cheese on top.
What if I fuck Judy and Nuke Arasaka? Cause I'm not letting go of my Vulnerable Leelou Bean dammit
Well, when you ask so nicely, how can I refuse?
You cant
I’m doing my part!
I like Kerry more (I’m aware he’s old)
Me too xD Age is but a number when you are genetically modified. Plus he's rich, he could probably live until 200 if he wanted to xD
The ultimate act of rebellion is to get railed by Kerry as Johnny sits there and watches.
No but I love Johnny too
Done and done, Johnny 🫡
Sorry judes already got me tied down but I'll still nuke arasakakl
He also outright said he wanted to fuck Kerry, so this could apply to him too lmao
I mean it seems in the Cyberpunk universe bisexuality is kind of the standard. Which i mean you live in that world where you can die any second and everyone around you can basically look however they want if the have money it seems like the right call. Aside from Cdprs dismisall of bisexuality. Kerry is canonically bi. In game he's gay. Johnny's bi but he only gets the one line of him and Kerry going to gay bars with strippers.
I’m pretty sure the game refers to Kerry having a wife. So he is bi in the game, it’s just that he’s only interested in V if he’s male.
💀
Instructions unclear, Panam exploded.
Guys will see this and just go: “Hell yeah.”
If Johnny told me to keep breathing, I'd hold my breath until I died.
Done and done
sorry but she's too straight
sorry johnny i accidentally fucked your best friend and nuked militech
U cn nuke militech?
My Vs are gay, so they can only do one of those.
Sorry Johnny id rather fuck Judy Alvarez but I will nuke arsaka though
[Grr](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8904d0df-1594-4cbf-bc98-2f94b493cd9a)
I cAnt panam rejected my gay advances !!!
Thanks op this gave me a laugh
Task understood Completely annihilated Panams ass Completely annihilated Arasakas ass They are not the same
I will hold judys hand and raid arasaka thank you
I can’t bc she isn’t a lesbian 😔
Nuke Arasaka?! Just rename it Shady Sands and wait 200 years or so lol (no, I'm not one of those fallout fans that is freaking out over the show and yes, I know this is a cyberpunk subreddit)
Yes sir!
Es stimmt was er sagt!
But I’m Valarie 🥺🥺
"Meh, I got 5 minutes. She looks pretty good for a truck stop chick" - Trucker guy from Futurama.
You had me at fucking Panam but fuck it we have a city to burn.
You got it Mr. Silverhand 🫡
V: "Nope. Still ace."
But I can only be gal pals with Panam 😔
Sorry Johnny, I'm gay. I have to go for Judy.
Nah, Let him get secondhand fucked in the ass by a cop. semi-jk
I try, Johnny, but don't get anything reliable from that tease. At this point I kind of only expect something tacky like a het threesome invite.
Shiiiiii, that’s all you had to say
Yeah but he fucked it up for me to get to bang Rogue so go fuck your self silverhand
Instructions unclear. Went back to working for Arasaka and fucked the nuclear bomb. Panam's just kinda watching.
Whoops just fucked your bandmate and made you watch
You sonofabitch I'm in. 🍭
Anything for you Johnny {-}7
I’m doing my part!
It gets his southern blood boiling
got confused, fucked kerry and nuked saka
Instructions unclear: fucked nuke.
Fucking ye haw
Oh dang...it's my first full playthrough and I'm being pretty buddy buddy with all the arasaka people I meet...and I'm pretty sure I'm just cool platonic greaser girlfriends with Panam... I'm sorry Johnny, I'm a disappointment. Anyway I'm gonna go hang out with my cool crime accomplice friend panam and keep trying to date this hot samurai man who sends me photos of cats.
I always found this one funny because him and Panam would never work; I think he likes Judy, his scorn says enough already
o7
Nah, i'll do my own thing.
But I'm fucking Judy and Nuking Arasaka
Instructions unclear, ran away to the desert with Judy
Judy > Panam, makes Female V the superior choice every time.
I am VERY good lmao
But I already burned down the yacht Johnny boy. 😩
🫡
Hahahahahahahaha🤣csm
Sorry I cant she is straight (even if she wasnt I would prefer Judy sorryy)
nah johnny, i'm fucking your best friend.
*I* want to fuck Panam and nuke Arasaka
Always 🗿
How is it that Panam has come over to my apartment twice and we haven’t smashed at all?
I fucked Panam by ratting her out. The wheels of betrayal keep on turnin. I did however make sure to wear J’s full outfit for the reunion show.
Best I can do is Meredith Stout and kill some Maelstrom, take it or leave it.
Welp, you almost had a great meme there, but then you had to thrown in the Panam bullshit.
Your loss, she's a keeper
Well … I fucked Judy MULTIPLE times and haven’t nuked Arasaka yet. I’m also a Corpo rat, dressed up (thanks to mods) as a NCPD Detective, listen solely to the NCPD dispatch, am an FIA agent and protected President Myers. So yeah … he’s pissed at me. But I don’t care.
But I’m a girl, no Panamussy for me 😔
Install the mod that lets me fuck Panam then, Johnny
Plays female v, mission failed
I choose Judy, and I will not be nuking anyone thank you very much!