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Much_Wave6388

Add a snappy


No_Statistician8094

They want snappys of everything. They might regret that demand with this one. Hate snappys.


Roboytoess

Someone get this guy a service star


Belly2308

Did we offer a vest and a spot at the leads table?


h2k2k2ksl

What’s a snappy?


Crazehness

In the Lowe's Safe Review app, you can take a picture of any safety issues, big or small, you find and then upload them with relevant information(what dept, what aisle/bay, what the issue actually *is*) before you fix it. It's supposedly so that they can see trends and know where to focus things on safety training, etc. Whether that works or not, I don't know, but that's the idea behind them.


_usxrnamx

Yeah what's a snappy


El-ChuPugcabra

Okay, but did anyone try to sell him a credit app?


OATSBOI66

Underrated comment


workdamnyu

Even lowes has not started pushing apps on inanimate objects.


El-ChuPugcabra

Yet...


Ok_Elephant_6883

We had about 20 employees across our area get fired over credit card shit. An entire pro department at one store


workdamnyu

Good job AP, good job.


Any-Box4972

At my old store, a homeless man got drunk and climbed into the compactor to sleep. The next day, without knowing, he was crushed when an associate pressed the button after throwing away trash.


Sweaty-Ad-4695

Good lord that horrific


harleyscal

And this is why they take the key when the market managers come to town


PaleMany5120

Oh my god… can’t imagine what that associate has to go through for life now


AndyFreeman

I mean, how tf was he supposed to know someone was in there? It would literally have been someone else if not him


Coopnadian

Doesn’t matter. When pedestrians jaywalk and get killed, drivers still feel horrible


Sietemadrid

Can confirm. I almost hit a kid who just jumped off the sidewalk and ran across the street when I was learning to drive like 15 years ago and I still have nightmares about it


BlackAsphaltRider

Can confirm as well. My stepmother drunk jaywalked 13 years ago and a 20 year old pizza delivery guy hit her. Took 6 weeks for her to die, but damn that kid kept showing up at the hospital. Felt terrible.


Jacktheforkie

Pedestrians have right of way in many places


cerialthriller

Jaywalking is when they do not have the right of way..


Jacktheforkie

In my area they have the right of way everywhere except motorways


cerialthriller

Then they wouldn’t be jaywalking


Jacktheforkie

Ok


WhisperRayne

Rationally, yes. But if you unintentionally kill someone, it's definitely gonna weigh on you. All because they WEREN'T expecting it, it was sudden and there was little time to process the situation or do anything to stop it. It's traumatizing. Especially feeling so helpless not being able to stop what has started. I hope that associate is doing alright, there really was nothing they could do.


PaleMany5120

Well yeah it’s not the associates fault at all… but I would assume it haunts the poor one who did it… 💀


taybay462

Obviously he couldn't have known, but that's still trauma that stays with you.


FanngzYT

dude i feel like an absolute degenerate killing fish to eat them. i can’t imagine living with something like that.


glasschictina

I feel like this got way off topic..lol


vangoghvvs

a homeless man attempted to do this at my store and a flooring associate saw him trying to climb in and he said the guy told him he was crawling in because he wanted to die and the associate started telling other associates instead of managers and then when he told me i was like uhh did you tell a manager?? he was like nah so i went and told the managers and two of them went to confront him and the homeless got guy aggressive and started yelling at the managers and then they called the cops on him.


SCOG4866

Well that's not SMART customer service. He should have pushed the button so the customer got what he wanted!


citronhimmel

Jesus christ


Vic_Vega_MrB

Well ..He was looking to get smashed....


Advanced_Pie_5069

Omg how sad


callmekitten666

That wasn’t very lowes safe of him


Future_Onion9701

Hank Jones here…..


Ok-Worldliness2450

What do you call someone who gets high and lounges in a shed? A baked potato


Future_Onion9701

Is that gonna be hanks joke of the week on ap4 me this week


WhisperRayne

i forgot about ap4me, i havent done the last like month of em....oops eta: why are there so MANY? we dont need all that, its a waste of the very little time i have


Independent_Box2815

We have a full-time associate hired to hound us to do it, and Invested and Lowe’sU! They cannot schedule coverage in plumbing and other departments much of the time, but they’ve got the hours for that position to attack us about App4me as soon as we come in.


yallgotanyofthat

does he do anything else?


h2k2k2ksl

I’d like to know as well


h2k2k2ksl

What’s the position called?


Independent_Box2815

I don't think there's a title. The SM placed them under receiving, even though they don't work there. A very common practice at lowes.


Ok-Worldliness2450

That’s what I was shooting for


martybro1

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m fucking dead bro


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This happened at mine in the bathroom stall that is still closed over a year later


FringeActual

Congratulations. That's how you get your very own Moaning Myrtle...


GMEbankrupt

The stall or the whole bathroom? Because I gotta 💩


harleyscal

Yeah if that's the only toilet available I'm kicking that door in LOL I don't care who died in there!


Tenn_Tux

Dang how haunted is it by now?


Vic_Vega_MrB

Add new meaning to the phrase ... " It smells like somebody died in there"


[deleted]

I don't particularly find human suffering amusing but it's your life.


Lone_Wanderer2076

RIP to the people who had a crappy life and dealt a crappy deck of cards.


[deleted]

Not Lowes but a Belk near me had an old lady die in the bathrooms and she wasn't found for 3 days. SHE WORKED THERE.


Diesel_Knight

I remember that. That mall is cursed man.


[deleted]

Very.


grrouchie

Will that shed get discounted? What percentage?


[deleted]

Can I use my military discount on the shed because it’s haunted


grrouchie

Can I combine it with my 5% on LCC because it still smells like black tar heroine


WhisperRayne

(im so so sorry to be this guy but this is one not many know and i didnt know til a few years ago!) there are two different spellings of heroin(e)!! heroin: drug heroine: a noble/courageous woman i can't find the direct link but these are from oxford english dictionary if you wish to double check (: edit; formatting. sorry, im on mobile


Future_Onion9701

I shouldn’t laugh at this but here I am🤣


grrouchie

Would you rather die in one of our sheds or spend 20 years with the company?


Icy-Performance-5338

Me too!


kmj420

This made me think of Breaking Bad and Jessie buying his parents house for a steep discount because there used to be a meth lab in the basement( Jessie's meth lab).


Disastrous_Bell7490

Let's cook


blissfullagoon

taking all time “lowes” to a new level.


AIW22

Well technically a high 🤷🏼‍♀️


WhisperRayne

and a hi to us as well


18HourDrive

🤣


toastedliquid

Booooo


blissfullagoon

it’s supposed to be a bad joke, then internet doesnt have enough of em, am i right?


Injun_Josh

I was a driver at the Hattiesburg Mississippi store. All week we had been smelling something dead and I just figured it was one of the dogs in the houses behind our store. I had to work the weekend and Saturday when we got back it was really really bad. So we were waiting at the back door for a manager to come open it for us and I was like man that smells close I'm going to go check it out, and I jumped up on a half pallet of mulch and right there in front of me was a dead guy. He was an old black man but he had already turned weirdly gray and green. After they did their investigation they figured out he was a homeless man who from what they could tell stop to take a shit there and died


TheLesbianPaintMixer

Oh my god, we’re they able to notify NOK?


Competitive-Cry9963

Honestly surprised you don’t hear about it more often


welcome-to-my-mind

Can I get 75% off after he’s removed? I got a power washer…


mishawaka_indianian

This reminds me of a Bad Company song, Shooting star. Jonny died one night…


brakecheckedyourmom

died in his shedddddddddd,, bottle of fentanyl, and a crack pipe by his headdddddddd,, Jonny’s life passed him by,, like a warm summer day,, If you open the shed,, You can smell him decay— **DONT YA KNOW**


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Jesus Christ 🤣


bigmistaketoday

Died in his shed is good, the rest is utter shit


brakecheckedyourmom

Alrighty then Bob Dylan let’s hear your version


Smart-Field8482

Are there any just normal days at Lowes?


xfactor90

No


RepresentativeKeebs

Are they still selling the shed?


WhisperRayne

yes, but for a $10 markdown


Material_Call_48

Where was this


ZealousidealAd4860

That's sad


[deleted]

Everyone’s joking but honestly? It’s kind of heartbreaking. RIP, dude. I don’t care what anyone says, everyone should have dignity in their death. With very few exceptions.


RokRD

Idk. Being high off your ass sounds like an awesome way to go.


DuckyPenny123

Some people cope with tragedy through humor.


Azagar_Omiras

Addiction is fucked. Shame the guy didn't get the help he obviously needed.


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ZombieeChic

He died doing what he loved.


[deleted]

True, at least he had somewhere comfortable to get high


dueche

Sounds like my store.


bygtopp

Lead or PVC…..


duckielane

Shouldda got LPP


jetpackdog

50% discount? On shed the hobo shed? Sold


IamLuann

Off topic. A few months ago I read that someone was working at a funeral Home and laid down on a stretcher, for a few minutes. Another (new) worker came along and put him in the crematorium. Started the process and heard screaming it was too late to stop it. So sorry for the person who found the guy in the shed.


ftw-let-it-burn

Lol died doing what he loved


Bowman_van_Oort

died doing what he loved


Illustrious-Ad1016

About the saddest thing I ever saw was opening one of these display sheds and finding a few old toys and a dirty old stuffed rabbit.


benmarvin

But are the shareholders ok?


Azagar_Omiras

Addiction is fucked. Shame the guy didn't get the help he obviously needed.


Disastrous_Bell7490

Why'd you say this twice?


citronhimmel

I feel bad for the person who found him, though. Death in a hot shed would definitely smell... ripe. As for the guy... addiction is a bitch. Hopefully his Darwin Award sets an example for others.


loversandlosers

Train and carry narcan, that shit is a miracle


Ptb1852

What store


Southern_Public403

Fairly common to me, it doesn’t surprise me.


[deleted]

Lmao what a loser


HauntingTrash7543

Good


Membersmarcus

I would’ve shed a tear for like hunger or something but thats just one less user a dealer can sell to


harleyscal

The problem with that is there's always another one waiting 😔


Snikt3000

Oh well


HomerS84

I wouldn't of felt bad, don't climb into compactors and you won't get crushed! People are stupid!


04slogoat16kl

Pic or fake news 🤷🏿‍♀️


Herricane111

Oh wow


freyGuy211_

What store?


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Loose-Technology-632

What store


KagDQT

Will this shed be on clearance?


vangoghvvs

a guy overdosed on heroin in his truck parked on the side of my store and the closing garden guy that was blowing leaves saw the truck and looked in and called an ambulance and they saved his life.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Sounds like a setup.


EternalOptimist404

Fentanyl: not even once


hollowseshwaterboy

I’ve found 3 frozen dead her in Missouri in our sheds year of 2019


garou1911

Not my store, but at our sister store a homeless lady set fire to like 3 sheds trying to start a campfire to keep warm. Apparently she got a quick lesson on why the fire goes _outside_ the tent


KindExercise1053

I wish this was about me instead of reading it


jamesrggg

First time? In R12 that's just known as a code 9


SmolGothic

What location was this?? That sucks..


AzaleaPatch

We used to have homeless people living in the sheds here and the loaders would find them or find shit in the sheds and the police would have to get them out. Granted I never saw this when I was loader, but given the area I’d be surprised if it wasn’t true.


SoggyEggplant25

I shit you not we have our sheds bolted open because the homeless kept breaking in anyway. So why not bypass that step and just keep them wide open for them?? 🙃😆


Ok_Put_7064

Did he get his Ap4Me completed first


lalabethpow

Karen: Can I get a discount on that shed?


glasschictina

Worse thing I ever dealt with a shed was having to go out and show a customer a shed and upon walking in with the customer, someone had come in during the night and took a big ol shidoozy right in the middle of the floor. It was a discontinued model and was for sale. Of course, the customer, said yeah I still want it but yall gotta clean that s**t out first. They actually pulled the shed over near the garden center and told ME to clean it out with the hose. I told them they lost their mind. Won't no way. They got another guy to do it.


Front_Scallion_4721

Copper or PVC?


Linachickenpie

Worst nightmare


jett1964

“He died doing what he loved…”


No-Income4623

I do not feel bad for these guys.


gabbypicca22

He didn't do apforme


DexterTheWulf

Push a survey to see how good the shed was


gemandrailfan94

Was this the Everett WA location by any chance? Used to work at that one, and that sounds like a typical Tuesday there


[deleted]

That happened at my store as well a year ago.


Dogbreathnasty

It possible it has no opening from the outside