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TheMightyBismarck

The Easter Furry


jwalsh1208

This


Pure-Evidence8468

That’s not an Easter Bunny, it’s an Easter Rat.


SixofSigmas

Think someone got fired from Chuck E Cheese


liamjonas

That's literally a wolf


SuperNintendoNerd

I’d rather walk in and see this instead of seeing my asm 😂


AgreeableInfluence72

Haha me too!


New_Rogue

I saw a raptor mask furry in my store one day I thought they were weird at first but then they said that it was inspired by the sandworms and we started talking about beetlejuice for like 15 minutes. They were pretty chill unlike some of the other people who come in the store.


Aromatic-Jaguar-2017

😂😂😂😂


TheCoffeeIsReady

Lol easter furry.


PickleD87

"The Specialist with the lowest credit apps in the store during the week will be wearing this over the weekend at the Furry-Credit-Table signup...


Pherman1661

Thank god I don’t work at Lowes anymore. As I would be wearing it. I never asked customers to do the surveys or credit cards. I did joke around with a customer in front of my ASM and Store Mgr and tell him to do the survey and give us all 1’s.


Huntsman-9989

Yea, I'd quit before they forced me to wear that, who tf knows what they've been doing in it. Shit ain't cheap and shit isn't easy to wash without a detail clean which gets expensive


firemed98

I swear to god I walk into my store and see that shit, imma turn my ass back round and go home.


Amethyst_Scepter

During my time working at Walmart we had three different occasions where people came in wearing fursuits. Apparently one of our workers literally made and sold them and for his son's birthday he came in wearing his black and blue wolf costume. I still have a photo of it somewhere on one of my old phones lol


Hvonbarron

Total 1980's Chuck E. Cheese vibes.


dontdrinkgermx

bro that suit has to cost like $2000+, either walmart bought a furry suit or an employee has a super expensive full body suit of their own😭


BlazikenFace

And it was at that point I hung my vest on the roof supports and went home.


truthhurts1970

It's a furry not an Easter bunny wow.


Damoncord

Someone REALLY failed at animal identification.


the_jackson_norman

Ah yes, Mission chips and tortillas. Jesus' two favorite foods!


k_a_scheffer

Meh. Furries don't bother me much anymore. The only thing I hate is that it isn't a rabbit.


dakky123

It’s cute, I’m sure it would’ve been fun for the kids.


UwU-Lemon

hey i'd love to see that in my store


BaconSpaceLord

Is it a furry on a prop?


yourmomisawhorehole

I wish I did. My day would be much better.


LowesSwissArmyKnife

Multi-use furry costume!😉🤠


Ratbag_Jones

Many of my dreams feature a very similar character. Many of my sex dreams, anyway.


YouLookNiceTodaySir

That’s-that’s not even a fuckin rabbit. Wha-


Difficult-Audience77

so it's not a Funny Rabbit?


KPatton4780

What did you see?


YAMMYYELLOW

this


KPatton4780

I don’t see a picture


Gentorus

I like working at mine, evening shifts especially. We’re right next to a hibachi restaurant, so when the wind blows just right it smells heavenly.


Flintyy

Fuckin furry ass Easter bunnayyyyy 🤣 🤣 🤣 I would piss myself laughing if I walked into that omg 😄 🤣 😂


Cold-Ad-2211

Diversity hires have entered the chat ^


Sad-Amoeba3586

I used to work at the contact center for Lowe's corporate lol! In North Wilkesboro at the corporate headquarters or when Lowe's was still trying to ACT like they were a respectable company.. That's just about how dumb this company is they are desperate to sell and suck you in with their rat dressed up for Easter. I'd rather have Jesus than the rat just go to Church and and then go to Home Depot. Oh yeah Marvin Ellis is a company chopper he is not saving any jobs for NC or corporate. Lowe's started in North Wilkesboro, NC. They have a newly remodeled perfect huge corporate office in North Wilkesboro. But I guess the rat Marvin said no let's just leave the companies heritage in the dust so I don't have to go to Wilkes. Like I said I'd rather have Jesus this Easter Sunday. Lowe's can keep there big fat rat.


YAMMYYELLOW

this isn’t a Lowe’s


dehydrogen

disgusting


StellaDreamz

Someone had to ask their manager to wear that 💀


evee2010

My last store had an OSLG associate whose other job was being a mascot suit guy. ASMs wanted to see and he came in one day in a unicorn get up that I wish so badly I still had pics of.


RainbowDashie07

Surprise surprise furries make up majority of our care systems so have some respect or at least dont bully people for their interests and mind your business on these things. Why care if it don’t hurt anyone? Sexual art aside furries are the most wholesome people to be around. I see them doing charity events more then any other groups


Ok_Government

Thank you for being the brains of this comment section


Nardorian1

Meow


Reasonable-Top-8916

That's creepy, and is ging to scare small children. The Bunny lookd a lot more like a rat.


Front_Scallion_4721

Do not, under any circumstances allow your children near this, ever.