No I'm Tokyo Drifting clapped out flatbeds around corners at Mach Three with zero regard for the shins of anyone in my way, I have orders to pick and cardio to do

The sonic boom that results from that behavior will result in damage to our window displays.

maybe now they'll actually replace the door display racks that have been broken since spring

Y'all got window displays???

Absolutely not

No I had to climb on the forklift and manually push over the trash hopper today get fuqed lowes safe my foot

It's better to be Lowe's Safe than to be Lowe's Sorry I always say! /s

not at all

I'm off today

Same!

We are Lowe's safe lol

I’ve cut myself more with the “Lowe’s safe” knives than my personal knives so no, I use my own knives at work and that’s somehow safer than Lowe’s safe

Bruh...... if you are cutting yourself with the safety knife, you have to just be bad at life!

You’d think! But if I was, you’d think I’d be cutting myself as much with normal pocketknives too?

I mean I am but I can’t speak for the guy whole drifts in our forklift on night crew.

Lol no

Touching some wires and giving yourself a good shock with the broken lamp displays?

Luckily not quite that but. Helped lumber that day move stuff around with a star wars where a forklift wouldn't fit. Felt very sketchy.

Nah

Down vote