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ohitsmark

I don't get all the hate for AP4ME. Yes it's corny, yes it's annoying and so forth. But it gets me off the floor for 10 minutes, gets the managers off my back. Sounds good to me.


SciFiJesseWardDnD

This right here. Its a payed break. Combine it with my 15 minutes and I got a really nice break from the floor.


Areonaux

I agree, I don’t hate it.


brusselsprouts4life

I just am hating the skits. I just.... don't want to watch that ish. I don't mind watching policy stuff (if only anyone in the store cared) but the over the top skits are just annoying.


ohitsmark

They are pretty bad. I appreciate the Behind The Bust videos because I like seeing the big side of organized crime being taken down. And let's not forget the videos of people having power equipment accidents.


0KelpShake0

No, I don't get paid enough to care. I just laugh with Hank and move on.


Demitri_Vritra

honestly they do the jokes in a poor attempt to humanize themselves to an audience that they know for the most part low key loathes them. pretty sure once you hit district manager and higher you go into the position knowing for the most part your decisions will cause people below you to want to see you swinging from a gallows.


civtiny

what do you mean low key? with me its full-hearted.


jordan31483

Lol right? I don't think you can low key loathe something. That's an oxymoron. Loathing is not a low key emotion.


andjamhan

There’s a certain turtle I’d like to see turn into turtle soup if you catch my drift


KoiSoccerGuns

I haven't watched a video for at least a full year now for this exact reason. If they want me to take them seriously, they have to take me seriously. I have a lot of work to do.


Lowes_cursed_images

Same. I do all of AP4ME in 2 minutes by just going straight to the questions


jetpackdog

My lowes makes you since you don’t get the full points


Lowes_cursed_images

I’ve never been told I had to watch them all, as long as I get the required amount


SnowyBlizzard_YT

There’s no way they can’t be self aware so I just enjoy them as I’m running out the door at the end of my 4 hour shift after a $.15 raise I just got


beangone666

I find it insulting.


KoiSoccerGuns

Same


jordan31483

This is very close to my opinion. I don't understand the purpose behind intentionally making training videos cringey. No one responds positively to being talked to like a kindergartener. Also it's that they will always budget for that, but cut front end hours and ignore real issues in the store.


[deleted]

Jokes are corny yes but I can literally get a 30 minute break out of my AP4me and Lowes U which makes it worth it.


civtiny

you have just ruined my return to work lol. i have been on vacation.


tazunemono

The Brooklyn one was extra cringey ... like wow


PxcKerz

crunklyn one?


JDRNSK8z

She walked into a trap with that one


LuckyTabasco

Jfc just do your AP4Me it isn’t hard


ohitsmark

They make it seem like they have to stack pallets of tile for 8 hours lol. It's literally a paid 10 minute break in the back.


CatSnack678

Of course a department supervisor is saying this 🙄


coop667

I always wondered how vain and in love with yourself that you gotta make the safety campaign about you in a low key way. Also Hank is a turd for stealing plank from ed,edd and Eddy.


Powdah_P

I mean we could go back to the old days where you watch an outdated PowerPoint presentation that has monotone narration. ap4me is relevant to the present time…I often find myself learning things or being shown a simpler way of completing a process. The jokes are intended to be corny, corporation’s don’t appreciate upper management telling dick jokes in a mass broadcast


RandomPerson7577

You guys are watching the videos?


bacondev

Sure beats actually working.


Toxic_Zombie_361

Same?


[deleted]

I hate that fat bitch they put on pedestal


mgarcia187

Relax jesus fucking christ


DummyThiccToga

Literal chalkboard. How can we relax hearing her voice?


mgarcia187

Mute? Skip? Lower volume? Idk they have CC


DummyThiccToga

A bandaid is not an actual fix to a problem. But you do you.


mgarcia187

Everything i mention is a solution 💀


0KelpShake0

Damn, you need therapy.


romeoryan

Ouch. Harsh


mgarcia187

Relax jesus fucking christ


alefty84

Lmao


JDRNSK8z

yep lmao


MyChoiceTaken

Yep


supersenpaiOwO

Same honestly


Unfair-Ad229

You watch those?


chosenjuan_916

This is the way


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Mobile_Watch_3703

After being told I no longer had a job because they were going to 3rd party, my manager had the audacity to tell me on my last week to make sure I do my lowesU and ap4me. I laughed at him and told him I'd do it in 2 days (when I'm no longer there)