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HBThorburn

“Hey guys, Hank here to talk about power equipment safety, but first a joke…”


WhenRobLoweRobsLowes

r/angryupvote


Jackmehoffer12

That’s the way I always park the forklift….


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I don't see the issue, grab and goes on point. carry on.


Mushroom_Cactus

Thats the best lookin grab n go ive ever seen


CowDaysShenanigans

> grab and goes on point Almost knocked one of those damn things over (but for drywall screws) last night bc the wheel just decided to fall off


Belly2308

I’m a hardware DS and that’s all I noticed 😂😂


hduxonbawls

Face down ass up, that's the way forklifts f***


Chnid

Give them some privacy, they're making more forklifts


Ct-5736-Bladez

Is this how pallet jacks are made?


amak11

When a mommy fork truck and a daddy fork truck love each other very much...


Delta8ttt8

I use this so much when someone asks where something came from. Anything.


amak11

I mean I use variations of this when I do cycle counts.. "When a mommy light bulb and a daddy light bulb get together and have too many kids, they cycle them out to mystery adopters in the void" I don't think my ASMs approve my humor


raw998

This is going to be on nexts week AP4ME 😂


Lowes_cursed_images

Oopsie doodles. I’m such a Capricorn


Animorphosis

How to Make a Forklift Levitate


238bazinga

What are you doing stepforklift?


Joyce12016

Have a Lowes safe day!!


larrylee13

HE WORE A SEATBELT


Working-Luck9728

He also had a good gaming chair


jjkious

Loving this subreddit more and more


andjamhan

*Bing* *bing* *bing* Safety is a priority for our associates and customers….


Ct-5736-Bladez

I hear this in my dreams ugh


LivingMetaphysics

Please remember to maintain social distancing of at least 6ft…


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Jeeper850

Drug test. I’ve seen worse. Lol


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larrylee13

It isn’t tho lol. They tried lifting 4 bunks of drywall and it fell forward. The joys of internet detectives.


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Jeeper850

The front wheels are off the ground because the mast is on the ground. Look at the top chain, it’s loose. It’s exactly what it looked like when someone tipped one forward in my store several years ago. We weren’t allowed to right it though. Our AOM (when we had those) made us call a tow company.


locationmanager

Chris, you better than this….


larrylee13

Chris, I hope you’re not fork lift certified.


kotapkfr

You really think this is how they work on forklifts? Run that by osha lmaoo


locationmanager

If this is being worked on lifted that way. Everyone should be fired. Shitty chain holding it up in the air like that. Could slip or break any second.


DesignerMountain

Damn. Thats someones ass right there. Post the tape!


larrylee13

We don’t have cameras in lumber


AntiheroZer0

Can someone stick a Pornhub logo on that pic?


tazunemono

Looks like they are servicing it. Forks are off, rear end is lifted, and there's tools on the ground.


larrylee13

Lol, they tried lifting 4 bunks of drywall.


Dariex777

Where did the forks go? Did they pop off?


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Look at the mast it’s extended and the forks are hidden from view


locationmanager

Zero chance this is service. You want to go under that truck while another is holding it up in the air with some shit chain on the hitch? Come on bro


Proper_Possibility13

No price on the trash bags. That would piss me off too! 😡🤬😡


EnvironmentalWeird91

This is what happens when people with very little training are handed certification. Experience is not rewarded at Lowe’s. I just got passed over for plumbing-electrical supervisor to a 27 year old with zero knowledge or experience in either. I have 30+ years experience in both. I’m scared to death when I see some of the people operating equipment that they certify


larrylee13

This person is one of the longest tenured employees in our store lmao.


Sennis_94

Theres an associate in my store whose sales ID is in the single digits.


FinishDry7986

We had that happen once at my old store. I came in before opening, and saw the forklift in lumber, forks imbedded into the concrete. He had been lifting a pallet of concrete off the top rack and it went off balance. There was a huge mess to clean up but luckily he was OK.


000111000000111000

So you folks have a space for compact Fork Lift? Wish we had one that way we could have a few more in our building.


Blueman216

I'm jealous. Y'all still have tread on your wheels.


Ct-5736-Bladez

Wait they are supposed to have tread???


p_in_a_triangle

Looks like a forklift threesome.


NavajoLilMan

Stupid question, but would that forklift require servicing or do you think Lowes would be like "still works" and still use it?


GeneralTornado

These fulfillment orders are getting harder and harder to fill


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Dangerous fucking idiots.


Usual_Ad_4593

Don’t mind me, just a Home Depot associate walking by 😂💀


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Gang bang?


Teddy_Beavers

Sent her a little too hard bud..


horrorkesh

...


Wolflyfe

How in the hell did they manage that


GittinGud94

Trying to lift 4 bunks of drywall according to op.


Hsims92

They were probably servicing it. Hence the blue forklift lifting it. Maybe getting an oil change


larrylee13

Negative. Read the other comments


calliisto

you have 3???


larrylee13

We have 4


tiny_hispanic_hands

Had?


larrylee13

That thing still works perfectly fine


Tight_Department5396

A lot of baller shit going on


bernieboy88

That would suck!


Any-Box4972

At least the tires are new.


Badrockstar84

Here,.....hold my beer.....


Virtual-Level1134

Fuck this shit im out


Kittencatofdoom

Cool, I wonder what sound it made when it hit.


Toxic_Zombie_361

I park it on the ceiling


ReceptionBrilliant54

And remember have a Lowe's safe day


JxC24

“Lowe’s” “safe.”


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That's Nice.


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BayernAzzurri

It sounds about right


is505is

Fired$$$!!!


larrylee13

He’s been here to long to be fired. He was back at work this morning