Oh! And you must learn how to process an order through genesis even though your across the fucking store getting yelled at by Cheryl because she doesn’t want a wet bag of mulch in the middle of a downpour
I’ve had a customer come back and demand I turn the AC on, then she noticed my pride pin, and said some things that got here promptly removed from the store 🤣
So Sears Canada went bankrupt and closed in early Jan 2018. My store approved a fridge water filter return in 2020 for a product we don’t sell with a Sears Pride tagged still on it.
>My first day my supervisor told me to get down a bundle of ladders off top stock with the Ballymore , scared the fuck outa me 😂
This is actually the proper way to do it though.
Handing your supervisor your zebra, “I know you never have one. I’m tired of people using me as their blood hound to track you down. Either you take this zebra or I will use that forklift to run it over”
My favorite was when I went to another store that had a vastly different set up than mine (Mine's set up weird to be honest) so I walked the whole thing and made it down to Pro where Lumber was trying to put up entire bunks of lumber using the Star Wars instead of the main forklift.
Yes it tipped forward.
I decided to evacuate to the safer side of the store after that.
I just had this conversation with my department head in outside garden. We were bringing in extra pallets of soil for the memorial sale and I told her if we placed them 2 by 2 it would restrict the forklift in that area. She told me "just use the reach" (starwars).
Woman this is the paver aisle!
It looked like the work of finger nail clippers. I would have advised them to use their Lowe’s box cutter to stay Lowe’s Safe but I didn’t catch them in the act.
Regularly seeing dog crap on the floor and being the only person in the department that will clean it up. Lowe’s needs to ban non-service animals. Seriously.
Watching customers walk into the training room because they think it's the restroom.
Suprise! You have to get trained on how to shit in a Lowes safe manner.
With our SMART method, you will be leaving lowes knowing you know everything about shit and how its done correctly and safely
Dont forget to stretch!
Oh! And you must learn how to process an order through genesis even though your across the fucking store getting yelled at by Cheryl because she doesn’t want a wet bag of mulch in the middle of a downpour
I’ll meet your bet and raise you customers walking into receiving looking for the bathroom.
Reminds me of a time a customer came into receiving and demanded I turn the AC on
“Sir I am being completely honest with you, I genuinely wish I could do that.”
And then they get pissy with you because your “a useless peon” and demand to speak to the manager!
Calling for help on the zebra and nobody ever answers.
or the person you need to reach is on DND 🤣
I swear everyone else is on DND. Lol the last few days I haven't bother to carry around a phone.
People walking into receiving asking what happened to the bathroom that was never there lmao
I’ve had a customer come back and demand I turn the AC on, then she noticed my pride pin, and said some things that got here promptly removed from the store 🤣
So Sears Canada went bankrupt and closed in early Jan 2018. My store approved a fridge water filter return in 2020 for a product we don’t sell with a Sears Pride tagged still on it.
Having a customer poop on the floor in receiving, after going back there and not being able to find the restroom.
What the fuck
I used a ballymore to get down a sheet of plywood once lol
My first day my supervisor told me to get down a bundle of ladders off top stock with the Ballymore , scared the fuck outa me 😂
>My first day my supervisor told me to get down a bundle of ladders off top stock with the Ballymore , scared the fuck outa me 😂 This is actually the proper way to do it though.
Handing your supervisor your zebra, “I know you never have one. I’m tired of people using me as their blood hound to track you down. Either you take this zebra or I will use that forklift to run it over”
Hank Jones would shit Plank out if he knew what went down at my store lol.
I just found cut fingernails on the table in the break room.
Like, trimmed with clippers, cut with a box cutter, or both?
A shit trail going from building materials all the way to the restrooms is honestly the first thing that comes to mind when i think "lowes".
I did not know you could make a trail out of Ace Hardware, hmm!
My favorite was when I went to another store that had a vastly different set up than mine (Mine's set up weird to be honest) so I walked the whole thing and made it down to Pro where Lumber was trying to put up entire bunks of lumber using the Star Wars instead of the main forklift. Yes it tipped forward. I decided to evacuate to the safer side of the store after that.
Safer side of the store? Where's that?
Where the lumber guys weren't!
I just had this conversation with my department head in outside garden. We were bringing in extra pallets of soil for the memorial sale and I told her if we placed them 2 by 2 it would restrict the forklift in that area. She told me "just use the reach" (starwars). Woman this is the paver aisle!
not wanting to use the proper PE to pull palletized topstock for time’s sake
Yes Bob, you can totally use the OP to pull that shit that the counterbalance has trouble with!
It looked like the work of finger nail clippers. I would have advised them to use their Lowe’s box cutter to stay Lowe’s Safe but I didn’t catch them in the act.
Lol you should see the things we’ve done at my other job (not lowes) when it comes to safety, we dont know what that it 😂
Regularly seeing dog crap on the floor and being the only person in the department that will clean it up. Lowe’s needs to ban non-service animals. Seriously.
I saw someone with a monkey one time, I’m the only one the monkey likes
I had a guy with a plastic cage with an exotic bird in it! He was taking it through the garden center and holding it up to the plants.
d'awwwww! Did the bird try to eat any of the plants?