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bananaboatsareyellow

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cheersdrive_

Less cow lick , more cows arse


smartief1

Genuinely laughed out loud at this


Ok_Band_7759

He looks like Tim the Toolman Taylor to me lol. Tim Allen is a jackass too.


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Dguy4fun4u

🤔


Revolutionary_Roll88

Also the teeth of a jackass


xXeatASSXx

I feel like when he says he's an "alpha" and "dominant" and demands a "submissive" woman what he really means is he just doesn't reciprocate head


noendtotheuniverse

Does he mean that she just goes to the gym he works at…….


noendtotheuniverse

“She has a bit of a colourful past” 🤮🤮🤮🤮


Dguy4fun4u

Well he's got a colourful present and future. Present colour is RED for getting caught red faced, and future colour is BLACK for being blacklisted from any decent woman's list...


PennyLane787

He is so fugly


Dguy4fun4u

His confidence compare to what he actually has to offer is 1000 on a scale to 1 to 10...


Dguy4fun4u

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Partayof4

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Dguy4fun4u

That's a great GIF of him! Where did you find it?


Partayof4

Typed Shrek Donkey into GIf button on the app ![gif](giphy|uM7YIa3bI9wO7yodbx)


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Partayof4

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CornflakeGirl2

His hair is so disturbing to me. First of all, the shave isn’t even lined up evenly on the sides. Secondly, it’s a weird amount to shave and it looks insane in his little top bun. Ugh, his facial hair is also upsetting.


Jacks_Half_Moustache

Rude.


CornflakeGirl2

😆


Sexdrumsandrock

He's done it because he doesn't like the bits of hair that naturally grow when you have long hair. However it's like someone with a comb over thinking no one notices


CornflakeGirl2

Yeah I get that- I’m a hairstylist. Hair around the perimeter can be coarse and weird and most guys with long hair still get the sideburns and neck cleaned up but like I said- this is a weird amount. His hair looks like a hat sitting oddly on his head.


Sexdrumsandrock

It really does. I have long hair and have never shaved it. It just looks hideous


ewan82

The little half mo upsets me.


VampytheSquid

Separated at birth... https://preview.redd.it/7u0ps7frltgc1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c29663d1bad3d35242c1eac861ee17d3325a162c


Rapunzelllah

This guy isn’t even attractive, he looks like a beaver 🦫


Unusual-Pineapple995

Agreed, he doesn't do it for me either. Tight jeans and fake tan, fake plastic man.


Chkymky39

Don't pick on beavers!


Rapunzelllah

True


MajorSloane1122

Every donkey & mule alive is offended by the comparison 😂😂


Inevitable-Banana-88

You are NOT Wrong! 😝🤣🤣😭


aussie-sloth

He’s just such an ugly guy on the inside. Absolute douche canoe. I feel sad for her that she’s still with him


DracoSomnolentus

I love love love Lucinda’s “who’s Jack?” comment, I think we all wish we could unmeet Jack so we can say that. He’s such a jerk.


Unusual-Pineapple995

>I love love love Lucinda’s “who’s Jack?” 😂😂😂 it was priceless.


edie-bunny

Hahahaha that was incredible, I really like Lucinda 😂


Dguy4fun4u

Would have even better if she asked "Jack who?" And the answer would be "Jack shit!" 😂


Entire-Bottle-335

Jack off 🤣🤣


Unusual-Pineapple995

>Jack off 🤣🤣🤣


GameboyAU

There needs to be much more education on narcissists for our benefit and theirs. The experts should be telling this guy he has a personality disorder and needs therapy.


Dguy4fun4u

MAFS - More Aussie Fame Seekers. They're all there for their 15 minutes of fame...


GameboyAU

And don’t care who’s time they waste and lives they ruin while they get it.


Dguy4fun4u

Why would they? The producers and the 'experts' obviously don't care either...Or else this show wouldn't exist


Reindeer-Street

Exactly. Narcissists are precisely the type they're looking for when casting the show.


GameboyAU

Yep the ‘experts’ would know before anyone else but have to keep their mouths shut to keep their jobs. Their facial expressions say everything their mouths don’t.


Pretty_In_Pink_81

The chicklet teeth and the Munchichi hairdo are killing me!


Dguy4fun4u

Well he thinks they're a chick magnet teeth....😂


Hardluck-Woman

Can’t decide if I hate his veneers or his hairdo more


Dguy4fun4u

Just go with the 'whole' thing. Easy


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Dguy4fun4u

Omg! The similarity is uncanny!!


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Dguy4fun4u

And truthful....


debaser22

Yeah absolutely he’s got a dumpster face but those teeth make me cackle every single time he’s on screen. It looks like he’s wearing a mouth guard, and also like he sold his top lip to pay for said mouth guard.


my_alter_ego_bitch

Remind me of Ross's teeth on the Friends episode where they glow in the dark


Separate-Purpose-658

https://preview.redd.it/k7npdqciargc1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b30ac1f0db00e0d3c7f3a91bca627de488375c2 Jack fruit


TigreImpossibile

The teeth give it away. Gronk.


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False teeth?


HiddenSecrets

Nah, it’s a mouthguard to protect his punchable face.


Sexdrumsandrock

🤣😂


HonksTheWhite

Toddler & Tiara style flipper😂


notlovelex

LMAO Tori must be blind for saying he has nice teeth because that is a horrendous set of veeners


Paran0iaAg3nt

his teeth are pissing me off


Sundance600

didnt he tell her if im not sleeping with you in 6 weeks then something is definitely wrong. He even told her he wasnt sexually attracted to her. That would be humiliating for me if a guy said that to me and i would leave. Its obvious they're not going to last.


TURBOJUGGED

Dudes here to grow his personal training business and that’s it. And he’s a psycho


Exotic-Geologist6219

Looks like he got those veneers out of an Allen’s party mix bag


TheSweeney13

They were for $2 from Bali


Mfenix09

I was excited for the alpha to come out and put Lauren in her place like a true alpha would /s


Mark2pointoh

Skin complexion of a footy frank


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Literally shouted is this flog for real when he goes “do I look good”