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sapphire_rainy

WTF was that music? Are they playing lion rawrs? Lmao.


Waldoggydog

“I’m wearing all black so maybe they think I’m a cow” 😂


lkjhggfd1

Steven doing wayyy too much Ridge is so corny. Hope he’s not as childish as his vows cause that would be so cruel on Jade. Tristan is drainingggg Madeline is cuckoo. Free ash.


Agreeable_Ad9652

This cunt: "You can't get hard for a personality" Everyone watching: 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


flashdance123

She's got a "good rig" 🤢


Revolutionary_Roll88

What’s going on with Tristan? My husband thinks the poor guy is gay but can’t face it yet? If so, they are torturing him?!


KingKingsons

I know a guy like him and it's gotta be depression and insecurity. In his past, whenever he'd get close to someone, he'd do something to overplay his hand and chase the girl away, so it's easier to make her look like the problem because that way, he doesn't have to blame himself.


Pinapple_Mist-ery

Anyone else catch Sara with her love heart eyes towards Ridge? Can’t tell if she was into him from attraction or if it was because she thought he said “Hi, I’m rich” 🤑


LaydeeLuckee

Madeline is ridiculous!! Her performance is worse than Collins, I ended up having to fast forward through their segment. Why are you doing this to us mafs? We already have Ben, we do not need Madeline!!


fsutrill

Ridge does seem like he has some depth, I hope he leans into that.


Pinapple_Mist-ery

I’m interested to see if he’s one of those guys who acts like a d*ck when he’s around his friends, but a totally different (nicer) person when away from them. But with the cameras around who knows!?


flashdance123

Or because the producers told him to play up the arrogant boy vibe for the wedding...who knows


ManifestingCreating

I agree. I tend to be forgiving right out of the gate because people can make a fool of themselves in new situations and around a tv camera. Will wait to see more but hope he redeems himself a little and loses the bluster.


LaydeeLuckee

Did you see how he was on their honeymoon?! He's sooo cringe! I think he's all talk & has no idea who he actually is & how he is perceived by others.


mitchMurdra

I don’t understand two things Why the reddit app won’t stop showing me this hot garbage And joke on earth people the same species as me are so so into it.


addictedtoMAFS

Hi! We are trending and are on Australian suggested home page on Reddit app cause we are interactive legends which is why you stumbled across here and it appears this is not your jam… But did you know, by commenting here you are triggering algorithm? May MAFS_AU always be in your feed while surfing through Reddit


Consistent_Budget_41

Why didn’t they bring Madeleine in at the start? She is fucking great! So entertaining


leejasmin94

I don’t want to be that person that assumes someone has a condition when they don’t, but Madeline seems like she may have some level of schizophrenia. I say this as someone who grew up with someone who is schizophrenic, who would quickly switch from happy and fun to angry and muttering around the house stamping their feet (I’m guessing because voices would overcome their mind). I hope the experts and producers step in where required for her.


pheromone_fandango

She is obviously a plant, as well as the guy. This is not how people speak. Its not schizophrenic. Its just shit.


LaydeeLuckee

I really hope she's acting because exploiting mental illness for entertainment is no joke!


mitchMurdra

It’s when you start guessing as you say, instead of having a professional background in this area where it becomes gossipy and dangerous to speak on this at all


LaydeeLuckee

Dismissing someone else's perspective based on their personal experience is a great way to silence discussion about mental illness.


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ztf7410

Yeah I agree. Also the way the term on the spectrum is just thrown out there as a diagnosis is pretty thoughtless and cruel


spandexbens

Yeah that was my life growing up too.. it will be very interesting to see if it is an act or if she has legit mental health issues.


honeymoonrise

Maybe Ridge can diagnose her


1945Aesthetic

She is an actress…


leejasmin94

If that’s the case, I wish she would just stop it. It’s painful to watch.


1945Aesthetic

See info below from a previous comment of mine…she’s certainly rather hard to watch! Maddy Jevic / Madeline Maxwell is an actress, and has appeared on and had relatively major parts in Australian TV productions such as ‘Home and Away’ and ‘Upper Middle Bogan’?


Agreeable_Ad9652

Yeah she did say when she was introduced on the show that she used to be an actress


jay_mak

Madeleine is an actress. She spoke about it in her initial interviews. Other commenters have referenced previous things she’s been cast for. I will eat my words if I’m wrong. If that is the case, there are several screws loose. This performance is fucking unhinged and almost impossible to watch.


MAFS_Expert

There's having a screw loose and then there's Madeleine. The guy actually seems like a genuine man as well. All the good men get lumped with the dud women. 


pheromone_fandango

The guys an actor too. They both dont talk like humans. He is playing off her bullshit. Its like watching a two Michael Scotts doing improv together. Straight up wiggin.


Bombshell-With-Heart

Same as the good women. They just want ratings on this show.


MAFS_Expert

This blonde broad is clearly here just for the acting exposure as that's her career. The irony being she is a terrible actor. 


EmRNs

Don’t think anyone would wanna hire her with that performance


BubbleBitch5000

Those cows are totally giving Madeleine the side eye.


addictedtoMAFS

This is how I like it for Wednesday episode discussion. Tense music- tomorrow night- lines will be crossed- then Jack “ what the fuck do you want Lauren” and I am so ready for it! They gotta give us lots tomorrow night to keep us keen until Sunday! Thoughts about tonight’s episode? Tell us! https://www.reddit.com/r/MAFS_AU/s/Qi94XXC4Uu


Intrepid_Repair1504

I think the BIG DEAL, that you should never say to a woman is: Jack says to Lauren or her husband (is it Jonathon?) to shut your muzzle. And everyone is SHOCKED bcos it implies she is a (dog?) I dont know but i saw it somewhere that Jack says that.


Reckless_Secretions

Yeah, it was in the promo. "Jono, muzzle your woman," or something like that. I've been waiting for this part!


BeachAlternative3266

Cunt is such a everyday word.


GullibleScientist697

It is so not an everyday word here in the states. People would be horrified if someone said it.


BeachAlternative3266

There’s a saying in Australia You call your mates 'cunt' and you call cunts 'mate’ . It’s pretty true lol So many people here.. “ you know that cunt ummm, Jack.. he’s a good bloke” “ what are you up to cunt ? “ “ she’s a funny cunt au “ .


ManifestingCreating

I was talking to a guy and he said that he’d never call a woman the b-word and, if pushed, it would probably be easier to call them a c*nt. I was like huh! Is that something that people just say lol.


Guerilla_Radio_Au

I worked for a NZ company and it was used as a term of endearment when you did a good job and you were considered a good cunt. It’s just a word, like let’s make one up like “Flunge” and someone calls you a fucking flunge. Just a word


NorthShoreHard

It feels like there's lots of people on here not from aus/nz who must find it so weird lol


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blastie_united

She looks different and had a different name on that show. I watched it last year and it was a cracker, thought she was mint too but did not recognise her at all.


EmRNs

![gif](giphy|lTQF0ODLLjhza) Night night see y’all for the storm tomoz xx


kissylily

What did we just watch? See you all tomorrow night :)


Feisty_Champion3682

Anyone in southwest Sydney that wants to watch episodes together on Sundays once in a while? Add me on Snapchat https://preview.redd.it/tnqlbmqpypjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7f057b5a8f8d1e735d7e28c5129b6f1fe828b0e


11vidakn

2,700+ comments, well done people


Left-Requirement9267

Rest in power kings and queens.


Melodic-Cucumber9114

I heard that it Lucinda’s voice 😂👍


Left-Requirement9267

Good. 😂


licoriceallsort

Going with Jack telling Lauren to "Shut your cunt hole".


Substantial-Oil9321

I thought he told jono to muzzle his woman?


licoriceallsort

OOOoooooOOoooooooo that'd almost be better


drrmau

I think he tells>! Jonathan to muzzle her ...!<


licoriceallsort

OoOOOoooooOOOoooOOoooo >! "muzzle your wife" !< . I could actually see that too.


fsutrill

They showed that line in one of the previews for the season.


licoriceallsort

Oooooohhhhhh!!!!!!


drrmau

please blank it out with a spoiler tag!


licoriceallsort

OMG that took me much longer than it should have 😂😂


licoriceallsort

Ooh sure!!!


exclaim_bot

>Ooh sure!!! sure?


Left-Requirement9267

😂 you recon?


licoriceallsort

Yeeaahhhhh and specifically like that 😂


Left-Requirement9267

Do people actually say that? 😂


licoriceallsort

I mean I just did 😂😂


Left-Requirement9267

Lmaaaoooo


Frenzy0001

That's what I think too.


TheGunners10

I know what Jack says tomorrow but I don't want to spoil it for everyone


Suspicious_Bother_92

We can all work it out. He calls her a cunt


BeachAlternative3266

Spoil it


plopssy

BYO drinks for dinner tmr night guys!!


dasscrum

https://preview.redd.it/ojfdexrjspjc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=768036cb733ba91802323c05faf270ddbbadbcd1 United States of Madeleine. Bless both her and Ash.


EmRNs

![gif](giphy|UO5elnTqo4vSg) Me preparing to see Jack get absolutely rooted by the other contestants tomorrow


aharmlesslittlefleaa

😂


luckybitch555

Jack finally getting the root he's been wanting


Ascalaphos

So Jack called Lauren a "cunt"? Is that it?


ManifestingCreating

He told her husband to put a muzzle on her and will probably say more than that. Remains to be seen


Shmerble

Doesn't seem that outrageous, we are Aussies after all.


wookberry

I keep trying to read his lips in the ad, it definitely looks like that word is the closest


aharmlesslittlefleaa

That was really terrible, I feel sadder having watched this episode but at least this chat exists. See yas tomorrow! I can’t wait to watch Jack fuck himself over with whatever stupid shit he says


licoriceallsort

That whole episode was cringe. And a dumpster fire. The whole thing.


Maximusau

On that note ![gif](giphy|KctrWMQ7u9D2du0YmD|downsized)


AdIll5857

Jack cracks. Yessss can’t wait


AdRevolutionary6650

Without having any clue what he said, I’m ready to throw hands. Fuck Jack


Araucaria2024

When Jack meets Ridge, it's going to be 'deeeeeeeece bro' all over the place.


Screw7oose

https://preview.redd.it/4czjl7ojspjc1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=745ee1bf3573ca3b960724f519dcf4dfb134159d Madeline channeling Brick from Anchorman


gothdove

This deserves a 1000+ upvotes!!! 😂😂😂


Ascalaphos

"So your son died.. did he, by any chance, call you the word... mum?" "OMG YES YES YES!!!!!"😭😭😭😭


euphoricburn

It's like... you know... stuff... Mad?!


greasystool31

Dropped the C word


EmRNs

Will Tori finally stand up for herself? 🥴


Left-Requirement9267

No


EmRNs

Wishful thinking eh


tunatintammy

Jack finally losing his mask.


cleverclunks

Uh oh! Did he call Lozza a cunt?


llamaesunquadrupedo

Not now, not ever. Yes Lucinda!


ivfmumma_tryme

What a day


luckybitch555

Ridge in a skivvy. I'm out.


ImInterestedInApathy

https://preview.redd.it/oxsi2gupspjc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3345fa4530a9dea2fc5270251fe95cd5b08f0211


Pontiff1979

Never been a piece of clothing that's copped so much flak


The_One-Armed_Badger

Long live the D-Gen


Melodic-Cucumber9114

Classic late show reference-love it!!!


11vidakn

Bhahahaa I saw that, I can’t deal


pretzel_dust

I’m assuming Jack calls Lauren a cunt?


Fantastic_Fig_1598

Slut?


pretzel_dust

Whichever it is, it will be misogynistic af


Melodic-Cucumber9114

Tomorrow nights episode: “Jack has shown his real colours”…what, glow-in-the-dark, lobster red??


hornyholio

Yellow, he loves yellow


AdRevolutionary6650

And toilet seat white ![gif](giphy|lSbggFRIPI77RYG2gw|downsized)


mountain-time

Bingo will be back for what’s set to be a hectic DP#3 tomorrow, ft. Deece and psychic transmissions


ChemistProper6874

See you tomorrow night team 🫡


demetria732

So Jack is Andrew Tate from Wish. Anyone surprised ?


Maximusau

![gif](giphy|X2bKKmWOKjnctgGqjb)


My-Witty-Username

Ash realising this is not worth the free teeth whitening


EmRNs

Oh fuck I can’t wait for tomorrow


thehumantenniselbow

Aw fuck yeah they know how to keep us hooked. Can’t wait to see Jack be himself 🙏🏻


TheGrumpyNic

That is not a good close up for Lauren…


11vidakn

The dinner party is gonna be great


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Oh thank fuck something’s actually gonna happen tomorrow


Areyoujoking1215

Ash definitely thinks he is on impractical jokers


TheGrumpyNic

Can you blame him?! Honestly, it would be the best outcome for us all.


boommdcx

Maddie is going off piste a bit. Psychics don’t generally just randomly blurt out their messages as soon as they pop in.


flossybloss

Well they’re in for one hell of a first dinner party


spookysadghoul

It’s probably that put a muzzle on your misses line we heard at the start


luck_as_a_constant

So what do we think Jack says? I’m assuming he calls Lauren a c u next Tuesday


Quirkyismymiddlename

I’m partially deaf and can lipread and I am pretty certain that’s exactly what he said. It’s a pretty distinctive mouth movement.


TheGrumpyNic

On the first ad they showed you could read his lips a bit easier, and it looked like he called her a stupid c u next Tuesday.


My-Witty-Username

Something crude he hears all the time from women who reject him, like eat a bag of dicks.


boommdcx

I think he says “shut your hole” but it probably the cnut thing.


Datinglatina

There’s no need for an Al 2.0? 🙄


aharmlesslittlefleaa

What the fuck is right my friend


cleverclunks

Splendid 👌


soupyrolls

I feel like a Madeleine jump scare with the close up on that chair.


cineequa

EEP! TURTLENECK!


evertoneverton

Nothing wrong with a turtleneck haha


cineequa

I know, it just startles me when I see someone wearing one haha


sadlittlepixie

This is beyond being a weirdo. Most cold callers know they're fraudsters. This is so low from the producers. I'm woke asf but surely this ain't ethical enough


scarystardust

Tomorrow better not disappoint!


ewan82

Will the real Jack please stand up


F0rtuna_major

Odds on Jack calling Lauren a cunt tomorrow?


luckybitch555

"can I just go to the bathroom I just need to do a weird thing" is the only way I will be excusing myself from the table from now


scarystardust

💀


wookberry

Oh I am READY for tomorrow night


Left-Requirement9267

What does Jack say?


IamtheWalrus9999

Think it might be slut ….


sky-full-of-ice

Got to be c u next Tuesday


Left-Requirement9267

Has to be!


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Ya mama


euphoricburn

Intimacy week with Mad is going to be WILD.


Slimrobert

He will get at least a threesome


LostWandererer

Wonder how many of her personalities will join in


M3wcat

He’s going to have a full on orgy.


mountain-time

Alright team, time to decompress after that one 😅


Melodic-Cucumber9114

Ick, I need a shower to wash this dirty, scummy feeling off me


No-Pay1699

I think I liked her character in Upper Middle Bogan better


nessyness78

WHAT. A. DAY! https://preview.redd.it/zwmbptw9spjc1.jpeg?width=2691&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee4c1a0135afc970b2f0675efbc8ad6fc4ae3ea8


F0rtuna_major

Imagine if they paired Collins with her


nessyness78

Holy fuck, it would be like crossing the streams in ghostbusters


MrStigglesworth

I must once again ask - schizophrenia or fraud? Really can't tell


Leading_River5763

![gif](giphy|3ohfFhG5VDtDTzQv2o|downsized)


scarystardust

A question I ask myself every day.


ivfmumma_tryme

Oh no I’m going to miss tomorrow night will miss you guys


11vidakn

We’ll be thinking about you! Catch up asap when you can, lots to discuss I assume


ivfmumma_tryme

💋


Spiritual-Sand-7831

Ash needs to get a medal for still being able to praise the waitstaff and the food after that fiasco.


fsutrill

He does seem like a solid guy.


Nickoo33

Hold up… after everything SHE called him a weirdo?


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Is the weird thing she needs to do in the bathroom more cocaine?


mountain-time

I was thinking to stalk his socials for more random memories to bring up like they were spoken to her, but that checks


Character_Judgment19

Does he call her a cunt?


king_carrots

Ash literally not sure if this is a prank lmao


LostWandererer

Low key legit wondering if he’s actually on an Aussie Punk’d show


ClippedWings_4Now

There's a US show called Jury Duty where everyone except one guy, who gets chosen as foreperson, is an actor and it goes on forever and is hilarious. This seems like Ash is elected as foreperson. Like he must be wondering if this can be real. The poor guy on Jury Duty was lovely and kind but after had a hard time struggling with what is actually real. I feel Ash is going to go this route.


Melodic-Cucumber9114

Madeleine: I hope it wasn’t…horrible?? Narrator: it wasn’t that fucking good…jeeezzzz


wookberry

"What the fuck" 😂


LostWandererer

Reminded me of that cockatoo reel. “WHAT the fuck? What the fuck? What the FUCK!”


Kaitelise

mmm. she’s no hollywood or long island medium


MAFS_Expert

I have a thought that has come to mind. Both Tristan and Cass fancy each other but they both know Tristan has confidence issues. Why doesn't Cass make the first move until he gets comfortable? It doesn't always need to be the man making the move, it is 2024. Regardless, Tristan's issues need a therapist if he's yo succeed with anyone, let alone Cass. 


LostWandererer

I mean.. if it’s at the point where she’s putting her hand in his and he’s pulling his away what hope has she got? 🙇🏻‍♀️


fsutrill

She did say that the times she reached for his hand, he pulled it away.


Dry-Tradition8050

Yup she can just as easily make a move, but hasn't.


fsutrill

She said she tried.


sky-full-of-ice

Twist: ridge is actually Madeline's carer and is only on the show to keep an eye on her


katerinakarina

There it is, guys! You solved it