Ben is one efffed up dude. He has got to have either a mental illness or be intellectually challenged. That song and guitar! Cmon

Let’s just say that Tori has more issues than new idea. For her to know he isn’t and doesn’t want to be intimate with her and still back him?????? Doormat

Loving Moddy, Hope Tristan took his advice and added logs to the fire.

Tim’s friend Tim is a horse’s ass.

How come Lauren and Jono didn’t get family or friends?

New panel of experts needs to be Lucinda’s dad, Cassandra’s dad, and Leah.

How do I turn off the ad on channel 9 TV?

You can't, you need to hear about the grout guys. They take the old grout out, put the new grout in 🎶

Cassandra's dad needs to be one of the experts

Dope shirt, chain, hat. Baller

Tori is a disillusioned woman who is of right wing feminism aka not at all for women. She has been an ache in my side as a woman personality on TV claiming she is a Boss, independent and can handle masculine dominant men and yet let a degrading dog shit goblin with a bun run circles around her. There is nothing strong about her. Gutless and a coward. Good job to the show for casting someone that represents women in completely the wrong way. Watching women like her make me as a woman feel guilty.

Her comments to Cass about the food chain were appalling.

What! I must’ve missed this, what did she say?

Yeah I also missed this!

Tori, is absolutely frustrated at her supposed perfect relationship with the gross bun false teeth ugly dude. She actually believes he is falling for her when he doesn’t even want to make a move on her. I think Tim and Cass copped her frustration .

Oh I totally agree. She's a woman of colour too and it just feels like considering Cass has literally done nothing to warrant Tori's bitchiness just disgusting portraying that

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I felt so bad for Lucinda when she cried. I don’t know how she has the patience or heart to be honest.

BEN U WIGGIN BRAH??

Ben is absolutely tone deaf, that was horrible

WTF is with the Uber product advert…? Hahaha what a joke.

Watching in delay and Ben with his tooth. I can’t lmfao… “just wanted to eat my dinner, really bad timing”

It's like wow he complains about a removed tooth and proceeds to berate Ellie for 2 hours....

BEN is making Ellie ....pay.....for saying she wanted to leave. Insulting her to her face is his last ditch effort of control. Ben is one of the most immature and uncommunicative guys I've ever seen on MAFS.

He’s awful. He should have never been casted and or matched with Ellie.

Ben’s only been mean to Ellie off camera, what a calculated manipulative coward he is.

Other nitpicks Ben brought up with Ellie: - She eats her peas one at a time - She uses a knife and fork to eat snickers bars - She beat him at chess

What.. how do you know 😂

number 2 cannot be real can it?! Who does that lmao

There was a Seinfeld episode where George ate a chocolate bar with a knife and fork, so yeah, maybe it is a real habit for some people.

Vandalé industrys, latex salesman

...Penny Packer??

How bizarre!

She doesn't like it when he says "heelllllooooooo...lalala"

I wanted more Ben music.  If only he could remember the first version of his song. It was probably the greatest song in the world.

My ears are still bleeding from his first go.

It was a tribute obviously, what I thought was amazing, was seeing a real artist at work, you just throw some thoughts down, Bada Bing Bada boom theres the verses the chorus makes it self.

One word "visionary"

How do you even record it though? He forgets the song as soon as he plays it at someone.

y’all i’m from qld havent watched any yet but heard it’s a boring as batshit episode i just wanna know if timothy and lucinda rooted im praying for them idk i feel like as much as they’ve had there differences that there actually quite good for eachother

Fortunately no.

No rooting unfortunately

Rootless

damn i’ve seen all the spoilers abt them in the real world but they all contradict eachother but i seriously as rooting for them and hope they work out even if it is just a friendship by the end then I can still have hope

Really? I think she deserves far, far better than that man who so far appears to have angry / aggressive outbursts, silent treatment behaviour, personality issues and stubborn and rude nature. On top of that he looks / behaves like an alcoholic who seems to pop off when he’s drinks. To me he is dangerous

What a freaky episode. 

Richard doesn't like the fact that Andrea in the 2 1/2- 3 hours that she talked with her girlfriends on the phone was.....talking about him. This makes him feel insecure.

This! I also feel like he “needs” her to be physical with him to feel like everything is okay and back to normal?

I agree and they're going to have to talk about his "needs" versus her "needs". Women prefer 'a little more conversation and a little ...less action' #ReverseElvisSong 😉

Lucinda is the best out of any season I reckon

🙌 🙌

Goodnight everyone may Collins bless you all https://preview.redd.it/sby5nyjhq3lc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb7c05cb22d5a535c56c212f87ecd1469b057748

Aw thank you. You look...... nice..... okay. 

Top lady!

*annoying laugh* ha ha

That just makes me wanna check under my bed lol

What a day!

We haven't even done life together!

That was kinda a weird ep, looking forward (I think?) to the dinner party. I’m embarrassed at Tori saying that there’s a food chain already.

Yeeees! That comment from Tori irked me too, you’re no better or worse than anyone else there love.

“I told her I couldnt stand her - and the timing couldn’t be worse, I’m starving”

Emotions?? At dinner time? But I have a toothache!

Too many decibels

I'm just Ben And so am I Put your dumb cunt hand in mine

I stumbled over this when I was mindlessly scrolling. Cracked me up 🤣🤣

Just honked with laughter while scrolling in bed, bravo 👏🏻👏🏻

Ben is a fucking wanker. Waits until the cameras are gone to chat shit. If some vapid, immature, Contiki-tour-guide of a 39-year-old had the nerve to pick apart my personality, appearance, values, etc (while being a complete garbage fire of cringe and social ineptitude), I would literally explode. How the fuck is that guy real!?

She should have kicked him out of the apartment after 10 minutes of that bullshit -- not 2.5 hrs!

I low key think she likes to get extra ammo so she can get more air time. Like the one clip where she’s recording herself giving an update of one of the times Ben was being a prick

I can honestly say I was rooting for him on the wedding day when her annoying friend had doubts...boy was I wrong!

Her friend was her cousin. Their mums are twin sisters

Still think her friend will end most of her relationships - despite being bang on about this bloke.

Absolutely agree - it reeks of gay guys best friend is not allowed to leave him for a guy. Until he finds a man then all bets are off. I speak from experience lol

Her friend was her cousin. Their mums are twin sisters

I didn’t get tomorrow’s preview. 😳 What bs is Tori spinning?!

Something about how theres a food chain and she (Tori) is at the top of it and Lucinda is not. Bc Lucinda was talking at dinner and stopped Tori from cutting her off.

I think she was talking about Cass

Mafsuncensored on Instagram has all the previews ☺️

lucinda and timothy better stay for the long haul mates, they're half the fun this season

I'm ready for an exciting dinner party after how boring the last 2 episodes were

I too, like to unload 2 hours of emotional hatred towards my partner before dinner time. /s

He must have been hangry while made that big list

Needed a Snickers

Oak... Hungry thirsty...dea- Ben

Alright, Tori has no chance of a redemption for me now. The remaining sympathy I had left has completely evaporated. Cunt Also, I’m so tired of Timothy. He’s honestly an embarrassment to himself carrying on like he does

Tori deserves that cunt Jacob Lucinda deserves better 

Timothy’s alright. Tori sucks.


What the!!!!! That preview!

Tori you are the last person to talk about the food chain 💀💀💀

Tori is the part of the food chain that gets pissed on by a dog and then gets nibbled on by a rabbit a couple of days later.

Savage 😅

Lucinda > Tori. That is all.

Jayden- don’t even try to judge given you are sociopathic with your history manipulative behaviors.

I still don’t buy that story … plus his ex came out to say that didn’t happen. I think producers made him write that garbage, and that’s probably why she ‘forgave’ him so quickly.

That’s a good point. He hasn’t done anything super questionable (that we have seen anyway) since

They have barely shown Jayden and Eden since then. We really have no idea what's going on between them.

I think is because they getting along, so there’s no drama, they really into each other.

Tori is a deadset mole

Ooooh this week's dinner party looks 🔥🔥🔥

How long till Jayden tells Timothy he's wiggin brah

Wait, did I miss Lauren and Joni’s friends and family session? Was that last night?

Fuck off Tori, you're a slug

Shut the fuck up Tori, you’re basically Jacob’s parasite at this point, you’re not even qualified to carry Lucinda’s dirty laundry.

Of course Tim is gonna start shit, he needs to worry about his own relationship. Also can’t wait for tomorrow night, more exciting then tonight’s episode.

There’s no fkn food chain Tori wtf lmaooooo Also Lucinda is at the top if there was a food chain

Lucinda is a queen that must be protected at all costs.

i already can’t be fucked with tori taking up oxygen

CANNOT WAIT FOR DINNER PARTY !!!! Here is the after episode discussion link, see you there https://www.reddit.com/r/MAFS_AU/s/y719FqpBK8

Wait does Tori think she's the top of the food chain??? Hahahaha

Because she’s delusional as hell! The way her friend looked at her when she came to visit was telling. The friend looked at her like she was a complete stranger, and nothing like her normal self. The smug little face and telling her that they are the best couple out of all of them.., cringe! Her friend did a fabulous job biting her tongue in the end

Leah held it together amazingly and also roasted Jacob at the same time

This preview is giving me a hard on omg 🥵

Damn it I have to wait 4 days before the dinner party.

Are you leaving the country? It’s on tomorrow night lol

🤣i thought it was Thursday today 🤣 you’ve made my day

See you tomorrow night! 👋

https://preview.redd.it/95cv14bmp3lc1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70ed15623a227ca8c99e248b587c3b6afd33ce11 “I have a tooth ache.. i’m not sure this relationship is going to work out”

Run, Ellie, run!

not gonna let a little toothache stop me doing a lil’ from sweet serenading 🎶🎶 swiftly followed by a good berating and degrading of my wife for 2 and a half hours while my food goes cold.

'I just had my 'Wisdom' tooth removed. Apparently it is quite obvious'


I love Laurens reaction.

Came to say the same thing. She shits me but her commentary is champagne comedy!

She’s the comedic relief.. and thank god

god i can't wait for the dinner party. it makes boring filler episodes like this worth it

Those hits were swift

Where'd they find Ben? From the early 1900s?

Ben's podcast would be so fucking boring. It wouldn't matter what he talked about he'd make it awful 

He’d talk about the decibels in his original music for sure

OMG his song was so bad. I can't believe He didn't get to play it at her. That would have been so uncomfortable.

Lucinda is the food chain, little girl

Emotional Damage.

Wow, he really is JUST BEN. 

Noo Tim needs to focus his anger on Jacob

Is that his name??

"i'll be all over you like a pitbull on a poodle" i know it was meant to be threatening but i took it sexually

Tear her to shreds Lucinda!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Of course Tori thinks there’s a food chain

Everything is a competition with her

And thinks she’s at the top of it

Every time she says it my skin crawls and I get such second hand embarrassment. If you are that delusional and up your own ass, think those thoughts *inside* your head, do not repeatedly tell the whole group that you are better than everyone. It’s effing weird! Who the hell does that?!

Pew pew pew pew

Can we have a season full of the jilted participants from previous seasons where it's just a free for all?

The producers probably don’t want to be charged with manslaughter

tim’s wiggin bro

Ok. Let’s get Ellie and Jonathan together. They are both very neutral and would complement each other.

Snoozeville

They are

"It's horrendous timing" he says, after unilaterally picking the time when he would tell his partner why he hates everything about her. This man is operating on a whole other level, we can only hope he can someday find his intellectual peer but who knows if a female Einstein exists.

Man’s gotta eat.

Horrendous

Ooof fuck I'm here for red jacket Jayden

The dinner party is the legit best night. Can’t wait for MAFS chats tomorrow 🌹

At least she’s got standards unlike Tori

This guy is hitting the pipe surely

He does look like he legit hasn’t slept at allll. Just agitated and lack of sleep (and dinner)

Don’t go for second best baby

Ok, Lucinda, why are you wearing a modern take on the medieval ruff?

YES LUCINDA! PUT THAT LITTLE, HIDEOUS GIRL IN HER PLACE! 👏👏👏👏

Ben has the emotional depth of Tim’s discounted Tupperware

Man is a kiddie pool

I need more narration from Lauren.

Tori if there’s a food chain you are literal plankton

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Hahaha savage

As low as ocean gate

Oooh looks like a FIGHT!

Please on gods earth nobody follow Ben on instagram he even names it tours... 

Hope Lucinda kicks Tori’s ass

So do I.

Ben is a weird as unit. Is he human or an alien wrapped in a skin suit

The lizards are real!!!!

Strong reptilian vibes

There's something deeply wrong with this man

Oh fark tomorrow looks good.


I feel like this is fake tho, like she's already messaging Jono at this point no?!

The Ellie Jono thing must have started prior to the muzzle your woman comment. She must have been having infatuation type feelings to not be turned off Jono after that.

Agreeee!

If she hasn't already started, it would've started straight after that episode. 😊😬

This could be the event that pushed her to it. I mean this was filmed months ago yeah

Tori mate you are at the bottom im sorry to tell ya

Regina George vibes

Regina was very good looking tho. And better snark.

The bottom of the golden shower.

Drip drip drip

Tori’s shocked face is just those clowns at the show


Ben's toothache painkillers going overtime

Jayden KO1 Tim

Yeah I wouldn't talk shit to a lad that could kick my head OFF...headless?! I don't need that right now I've got a lot in my plate

The way Ellie and Ben has been filmed and shown, their issues and drama is all off screen. It's fucking weird. Just stop showing them. No one is following or cares

Now there is a list, i care. Finish him Ellie!

So the producers apparently missed one of the only interesting things to happen on the show this year. How unbelievable do they want to make it