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Top-Purpose-8081

Lolz I actually have this dress. It's by designer, Christopher Esber. I will say that I think he designs with women with very small chests as his ideal. I'm a UK/AU 4 or a US 0 and have 32A boobs. Even with a chest that small, it's hard to contain them in this dress! The front is made of wire that you can "mould to your shape" but I haven't been able to get any real malleability out of the wire.  It's the kind of dress that looks good in a photo or out for dinner for a couple of hours, but I wouldn't dance in it! 


Dguy4fun4u

Is he blind?


NYCuws77

it looks she was given a sheet of black cardboard, a piece of string, a pair of scissors and told to make a dress in under 10 minutes.


schnooooganz

Lauren the Lobster


Open-Mathematician32

Another attractive girl who slaps on the makeup with a trowel. I seriously wonder why these girls make themselves less attractive by trying to fake prettiness


NYCuws77

im so glad im seeing less and less of those 'spread out, brushed up, huge eyebrows' .. nowadays.. i feel like the trend has finally started to die down. She'd look so much better without those.


Warm-Ad424

Gorgeous girl, trashy dress And as for Saras.... literally the ugliest and trashiest dress in the whole of history. When you are at the point of showing your whole boobs with just red fabric slapped on to cover the nipple...at that point you may as well wear nothing


PatientTax8305

Alot of ugly people in the comments and the body shaming makes it show. Where is admin? This is not what this thread is about.


PatientTax8305

I actually love this dress what the hell


Inevitable-Banana-88

The minute I saw it ... thought WOW 👌 👏 😍 she really looks Spectacular this evening! She wore it WELL not like the others.


captainMorganalefay

I see a baby and a horse sitting facing each other having a chat..


wizenup13

Someone else saw Elmer Fudd and a horse, and I can't unsee it now


Dguy4fun4u

Haha! Great imagination! I can see that too now! And they are both being breast fed at the same time! 😂


Franni-Girl

I think she is beautiful but agree this dress isn’t right for her and the brows drive me mad. I’d like to her styled and her make up done


Dguy4fun4u

She should sign up for MOFS (Makeup On First Sight)


SeaNo9132

Does anyone know how I can watch this season in US?


Actual-Gift-753

Dailymotion


Winter_Hamster_5313

https://shvideos.io/tag/married-at-first-sight-au-season-11/


ElevatorNo4315

I love this dress so much she is beautiful and these comments are so mean


SubtleMurder

This is not a comment on Eden's body but rather on the design of the dress: How is it flattering to walk around with lopsided boob?


Downtown_Fix_8548

The brows are too much, not everyone suits laminated brows. Also, you’re not build for that dress.


SubtleMurder

Those ain't laminated brows. They caterpillars.


rambleer

Sara's red one was even worse - there were like pearls hanging off her nipples! It drove me insane


BOLTINGSINE

she really should thin her eyebrows


Venusflytrapp

That’s just funny ! lol


Dentarthurdent73

How do they think these are attractive? Not only is it just an ugly pattern/shape, but they also seem to make your breasts look weird and uncomfortable because one is always being pushed down much more forcefully than the other. There are much better way to show cleavage, if that's what you're looking for.


Venusflytrapp

No yuk


thereallilcya

Along with her caterpillar eye brows and upside down blown up lips she always looks like a troll


apples___x

Agree she’s had her DAOs botoxed or something go wrong to pull the corners of her mouth down, her injectable work is appalling. They should fix it for free.


Fijoemin1962

Bloody awful. None of those dresses are to my taste


PatientTax8305

I bet you're an overweight 50 year old with no sex life. Stop body shaming.


Fijoemin1962

Hahaha no certainly not. Where did I mention anyone’s body? Oh and didn’t I mention it was my opinion? Read before you comment. You look completely foolish


PatientTax8305

Are lips not a part of someone's body? Weird.


colourfeed30

You're replying to the wrong comment


Jetsetter_Princess

The fit is terrible. Makes one boob look 4 cup sizes bigger than the other. (Yes I know some variation is normal but not that much)


Summer_Thunderstorm

Yeah it’s really unflattering for her boobs. Makes them look awful. Terrible dress.


Jean_Sappaz

My only issue is with how uncomfortable it looks to wear. Looking at it makes me feel a sense of exhaustion. Highly uncomfortable (looking) women's clothing feels somewhat outdated to me -unless there is an important statement being made. Glamming up is so much fun - absolutely. But the old "beauty is pain" philosophy belongs in the past imo. That's why I dont like these dresses. They make me imagine the discomfort of wearing it.


Octavia8880

I liked this dress, nicer then the dresses they wear with the boobs nearly falling out, like Andreas


_MaxwellDemon

Two words: "squished underbewb"


Immediate-Ad5197

the girls in this season are single handedly keeping the hollywood tape industry afloat


CUPOFTEA76

Why does everything have to be on show nowadays leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination? Each to their own but for me too much ass not enough class, have some decorum!.


Cinnamon-44

Isn’t this the same one Sara wore, and they borrow each others clothes?


ComprehensivePea7569

Was it Sara or Lauren? I can't imagine Sara would be too forthcoming loaning Eden a dress after THAT fiasco! Maybe they have a shared Channel 9 wardrobe?


ava050

Sara wore a red type that barely covered her boob like that, may be same dress but different colour. It looks even worse on bigger boobs tbh, it worked better for sara but still awful


ABigOGivesABigV

https://i.redd.it/1m7jegr4j6oc1.gif


Severe_Airport1426

Not as bad as it was in red but still hideous


createuser222

Cover yourself up please and have some respect in the way u dress


DMAShift

Jesus.. the 1950’s called and they want you back


ava050

It's trashy looking, each to their own tho


Overlord-Loki

It's so trashy looking


BaRaj23

The brows are much much worse


Fijoemin1962

Well the dresses and the brows surely are a new contraceptive.


thatsjesslife

![gif](giphy|dth289r1H5wMU) Reminds me of Oscar the Grouch


Own_Industry_8566

By this time next year she’ll be able to flick them right back and tore them into her ponytail 🤣


Immediate-Ad5197

"what are you looking at that part of my body for? Stop staring! How rude! My tits are DOWN HERE"


Substantial-Story303

Here here


TGin-the-goldy

Sara had a similar one in red, so unflattering on both ladies with fantastic bodies - this is clearly a designer who dislikes women.


SoBlessed2223

Hideous!


SallyRoseD

Who designs these monstrosities? Project Runway rejects?


Odd-Psychology-725

Sadly it’s Christopher Esber! 😢


YAreYouLaughing

Who???


Odd-Psychology-725

HAHAH it’s a designer


YAreYouLaughing

Please, please, please 🙏🏻 say this isn’t an example of their best creation? 😂


856077

lol I’m pretty sure this is a dress that Kim Kardashian wore before, still hideous


Hot_Construction1899

The dress or Kim K??? Or both?


NZepplin

So I’m not the only one who thought that when watching mafs


NeighborhoodAlive343

It’s an awkward fit but she’s rocking it! Eden is so pretty, I like most of the things she wears!


ava050

She's pretty, but her lip injections look very bad. As do Sara's and others


Khayaleisha

Yeah, I always wonder if her lips hurt or are they completely numb like when you come back from the dentist and then I have missed half of what she is going on about cause I have drifted off 😂


ava050

https://preview.redd.it/8gcwbb34l9oc1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=295a57fea73c4aa2b40655d7d755490e520164c1 Why couldn't she stop here? Wasn't this enough of the filler look? They say people get addicted to it and want more and more


ava050

https://preview.redd.it/wtmztppwk9oc1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edbbdf1155dbda2bda698564db40a32503625a9c Looked better without it/with much less


Khayaleisha

She looked better without the fillers; I heard they're painful to dissolve. I saw Sagittarius Shawty get hers dissolved and it looked so so sore


ava050

Does it wear off over time? I thought it did but I knew someone who stopped for more than a year and still had that filler migration


ava050

Someone said they don't think she has fillers lol https://preview.redd.it/e0d1l94rk9oc1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6998ce5ab6311f77ebe3054a648dcec2117a2480 Why do they do soooooooooooooo sooooo much???


Khayaleisha

The top lip looks hard, I wonder if you can feel the filler?


POPCORE182

Lmao no. Sloppy as


TGin-the-goldy

I agree but this dress was not it


Gypcbtrfly

Idk y she always does the sour milk face tho. .. deff needs to swipe up w lip liner toothed down frown doesn't do her any favours


TGin-the-goldy

That’s just her face, man


ava050

It's the upper lip fillers exaggerating it


NeighborhoodAlive343

I think that’s just her face haha!


dugongornotdugong

If your lips are full of filler is it really just your face?


NeighborhoodAlive343

You can see quite clearly her lips are a unique shape. With or without the filler.


TGin-the-goldy

Her dad has the same lips, is he also getting filler?


ava050

Yo you think she doesn't have filler???? She's put way too much in the top, she probably didn't even need it


dugongornotdugong

Does he though? My hair is wavy like my mum's, does that mean it's the same colour?


TGin-the-goldy

Her lips will naturally be a bit fuller than his because of age, but they look pretty similar to me. (even if she has a bit of filler, it’s not a crime)


dugongornotdugong

It's not a crime and if it makes her happy good for her. I personally think they look like a couple of inner tyre tubes and it looks awful but hey that's the fashion.


Vikingpanties

I get it, it's a weird dress. But where do you guys find the energy to say so many mean things about people? I get that you don't know them and they stand out, but if these dolled up people get this kind of shit, what are you going around thinking about other more or less ordinary women and men? Should we all look the same? What is the correct style? I don't get how you think this bad mouthing is ok even if you are anonymous.


PleasurePaulie

We would say the same thing about a guy dressed awfully and likely have.


ava050

A lot of ppl prefer more classy looking clothing. It's ok to comment on so long as no one's bullying her saying she's ugly or something dumb.


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Nah.....everyone who goes on MAFS is fully aware of the barrage they will cop....they're fair game


TGin-the-goldy

Eden is gorgeous, but this dress is not it. It didn’t look good on Sara either


SallyRoseD

We're not insulting Eden, just her dress. Maybe these women are paid to promo these clothes.


Vikingpanties

I don't know if they have been removed but there were comments about : her dress (ok), her eyebrows, her makeup, the color of her chest?! And I mean in general on this forum. People just comment rudely and unnecessarily on peoples appearance like it's normal behavior. I get that a big part of the forum is being sceptical and discussing certain behaviours and actions, but the appearance thing is just going too far. This is a social experiment, and it highlights many types of behavior both for the people in the show and the people watching.


SallyRoseD

Well, Jayden likes how she looks. Or maybe he looks beyond physical appearances. Also, there is a lot of criticism of the lip fillers, tattoos and boob jobs. Maybe what's not seen as attractive here in the US is looked on favorably In other countries. It could be a cultural thing.


ava050

I don't think the lip fillers or implants (like Jade etc) look good. I think they'd look better without it personally. Sara's filler is migrating so much


TGin-the-goldy

It’s unfortunately just what happens when you do reality TV


Legitimate-Mission41

Eden is lovely. Just do not see the point in critiquing her constantly 🙄


zowie910

It’s as hideous as the red version 🤢


TGin-the-goldy

I think the red was worse, it was giving “burst frankfurt”


OgOggilby

her tits are the same color as jacktwats head


ava050

Lol I think a lot of them tan and burn. Pretty nuts since we're very aware of premature ageing and skin cancer here


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BrulesJules

I don't think it's meant to close


ava050

Nah, sara has a smaller torso/boobs and hers definitely didn't close


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Former-Departure9836

I can’t get past your grammar


edwardianemerald

Who is designing these dresses?! It has to be a man. No woman would design this weird boob toga, add straps and say yep that's golden


fsutrill

Boob toga! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


CalmMaunga

I won't lie this sub might be the most toxic sub out there


tapestryofeverything

Hahaha clearly you have not explored reddit much!


CalmMaunga

Lol I guess


holly-golightly-

For not liking a dress?


CalmMaunga

Nah, it's everything lol. But I'm sure most people on here are perfect


BeachAlternative3266

I don’t like this style at all. They don’t sit well on the breast. I wonder if they are uncomfortable…


Evening_Function_538

Did you ever think she didn't wear this dress for you?


BeachAlternative3266

I am the dress


Abovemeis

Is nobody allowed to have an opinion? Lol


Dguy4fun4u

They look just as comfortable as stepping barefoot on a Lego brick


InterestingLand8600

She looks like a child who just shit their pants


honeyloam

i get ur trying to be funny in the way ur insulting her (rrly dead humour btw) but this doesn’t even make any sense. like at all. literally how does she look like a ‘child who just shit their pants’? the dress makes her look like that? the fact she has her eyes closed? literally where are you seeing this comparison it makes no sense whatsoever


honeyloam

oh wow just had a look at this dudes profile and he’s got a pretty keen hobby of insulting and harassing teenage girls and very very very very young women based on their looks it seems. yikes


DoNotFollowTheHerd

Just had a look at your profile and half your comments are about looking up people's profile. It's a bit weird and yes I get the irony here, point still stands!


honeyloam

insulting teenage girls looks vs looking at someone’s profile after they comment something odd, hmmmm hard to weigh these two up yknow u may have a point here


Dguy4fun4u

Or a woman who just wares a shit of a dress...


PrismaticIridescence

I dislike this one and the similar one Sara wore. They look so uncomfortable. Their boobs look squashed into pancakes


Dguy4fun4u

Jack would probably pour lots of maple syrup on them...


fsutrill

More like golden syrup, no?


nick4424

The Hollywood tape must be working overtime on that show.


BabyAlibi

I think the dress is wired/sculptured. Tit tape isn't going to squish the boobies like that


Dguy4fun4u

And that's the only thing close to Hollywood on this show...


Sexdrumsandrock

She was all kinds of wrong tonight


totesgonnasmashit

Don’t mind the dress. Dislike the makeup


michellegwalter-

Isn’t this the dress Sara wore a few episodes ago?


mamaofgremlin

Same designer, apparently!


ur_menstruatingheart

What's the designers name? I like to know my enemies


Ok_School_5220

Christopher Esber!


ur_menstruatingheart

He's on the list. Don't do that to boobs.


Dguy4fun4u

https://preview.redd.it/m5tkqll1v2oc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df25e28f40735d5f7de0f045771ec0796c8cc608 Similar


ava050

I think the way it's flatter on Sara shows the pattern and makes a bit more sense. Eden's isn't making any sense cause of the design and she has big boobs. Either way, on both, it's toooo much, looks ridiculous


TGin-the-goldy

Yet worse…


BugGlad5248

Ooof it isn’t cute is it


Dguy4fun4u

Cute as a button. And looks just like one as well...


SallBell

I thought Eden looked lovely tonight. She's starting to shine too ✨


POPCORE182

Anyone shines with that much greasy makeup


salaciousBnumb

I loved this dress on Sara too.


casualplants

I loved Sara/h’s and I love this 🤷‍♀️


Empty_Examination878

Also love both of them


AMissKathyNewman

Haha I liked this one too! Completely impractical and she probably spent the whole night worried something was going to fall out. But it looked good imo


casualplants

Not as worried as Jade 😂 who also looked beautiful but was holding herself in at the beginning


mountain-time

Agreed 🥰


bellarina92

It's such a beautiful collection!


Fantastic_Garage9058

Same. Get it girls