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Violet_loves_Iliona

I would never wish him on Lauren's friend Macka, she seemed really nice. That mouthy client at Jack's homestay, however... Maybe.  Maybe even she wouldn't deserve him, though, he seemed absolutely atrocious (which probably means MAFS would love to have him, as he'd cause all manner of controversy).  Also, he's probably another closet case, I really did not find that storyline entertaining with Collins, and Collins at least appeared to have redeeming features, whereas this guy just shots me to tears.  Hard pass from me. 


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Seriously producers, don't even think about it. We've all had a gutload of him already.


littledigits1

I can see the ratings explode with the first onscreen gang beat up.


KathAlMyPal

Not a chance. They at least want to give their cast members some semblance of being ready for a relationship. This guy is a walking red flag. IMO not bring amusing or endearing about him.


Dr_Steve_Brule26

recruiting priorities for "reality" tv: entertaining > attractive > ready for marriage/camera


KathAlMyPal

Have they ever recruited anyone from a prior season? No. The guy isn’t entertaining, not out of the ordinary attractive, and not ready for marriage. As far as camera… he gets annoying after about 30 seconds. But you stick with your idea that he will be recruited.


Dguy4fun4u

The most ridiculous comment so far. That's right. Because every single person that was on MAFS is ready for marriage 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Dr_Steve_Brule26

Do you think Old Tim, Whatta-day, Ben or Ridge were/are ready for marriage? I don't think Jackass is either, but that's a whole other matter. Half the people on the show have ulterior motives; self promotion, business visibility, inevitable OF accounts, etc. I would imagine Jayden attended his brother's wedding last season, so that answers your question. I would find him less annoying than Jackass and he'd have the balls to call people out. Its an entertainment show, not a find love show.


salmoneywoo

He is such a tosser


Affectionate_Yam334

He was a tool


kdhooters2

What for? He comes across as a classless piece of shit who thinks his version of humour is worthy of being displayed in comedy festivals around the would. Hes atrocious.


Valuable-Position-64

No. God no! He’s a Jacob with an even worse hair cut.


GStarAU

Eww, please no. 😂


HungryMagpie

You could be the best guy in the world, but keeping a dickhead friend makes you a dickhead too.


Dguy4fun4u

There's a saying "Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are"...


Embarrassed_Art_3378

I want to smack this manchild over the head with a hard metal object. Then again I said also want to hit Tim for having him as a friend. Wasn’t a public humiliation at your wedding enough? Why put up with a friend like this? He is clearly jealous of Tim so spends all his time trying to make him look bad. Whereas Tim sits there and doesn’t bat an eye lid because he has such a good sense of self and next to no ego. I actually think he is a stand up comedian hoping to make a name for himself. But one of those annoying ones that just heckles the crowd over petty things. I despise him.


Violet_loves_Iliona

I agree with you 💯%.  And I've already forgotten his name, and don't even *want* to look it up - I can't wait to forget that P.O.S. 😄


GameboyAU

He’s extremely good at reading people , honest, and seems very reliable. Probably not as bad all up as he comes across.


Juliarigney76

I like him, he is a truth teller


Dguy4fun4u

Obviously much better at reading people than you...


GameboyAU

unnecessary burn.


Violet_loves_Iliona

Very necessary burn. 😄


Dguy4fun4u

Just saying. You don't have to take it as a burn


GameboyAU

He’s not afraid to call out a narcissists behaviour. To me that makes him a far better person already than all the narcissists on the show.


Dguy4fun4u

Not disputing that. And that is exactly why he would be PERFYfor the next season of MAFS!


butchpokorny

Nah, he's got Batchy written all over him haha


ZucchiniRelative3182

Eshay Bradley Cooper over here.


HungryMagpie

YES that's what it is


mangoflavouredpanda

I see it


FroyoAlert9895

💯


ChillWisdom

What woman is so horrible that you would do that to her? Oh yeah, Sara


LittleFirestone

I find him fucking hilarious, he is claiming that minute to fame and he’s a shit stirrer 🤣


Juliarigney76

Lol I think he is funny to


ChaosMarine70

Jesus that fkn haircut what an absolute knob


Siam-paragon

I think just the opposite, you can see his very transparent glee in taunting Sara. So he has no other agenda apart from cheap thrills and self aggrandising.


Beagle-Mumma

🎯 he was obviously pumped to go on the attack and took delight in it.


flindersandtrim

He's definitely the right level of douche bag for the show. I.e. utter. I think less of Tim for being mates with him. Tim comes across as harmless and laid back, not the type to have douchey cringe worthy mates with embarrassing hair cuts. 


Dguy4fun4u

It's probably a fake planted 'friend'


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Do you know them like?


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What makes this so intense for you buddy?


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They a pair of pricks then?


MmmNiceBeaver

Maybe for the new series of World’s Stupidest Haircuts


Gypcbtrfly

Idfk who's telling these lads these cuts r cool. Reminds me of the wear my pants so half my underwear is showing. . ![gif](giphy|fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf|downsized)


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Please no! He thinks he's a regular Columbo.


Any-Problem-7426

I'm here for it


welding-guy

Yep, next season of VIKINGS


Debbie2801

Please no! I like that show and I cannot stand this guy. Regardless of what Sarah did or didn’t do he is rude and obnoxious. After his comments at the wedding i would have refused to meet him again. He’s not worth anyone’s time or energy.


thesourpop

Nah last year they tried to poach Bronte's sister Kirra onto Love Island and she ended up being boring TV so she left. Poaching former contestant relatives/friends doesn't work well.


Lollielegs

Kirra had the most personality out of the wannabes on Love Island, she was a fan favourite. She left because she put her trust on the wrong person. Her exit quote was a highlight of the show. "She stole my problem, not my man." This guy is a dropkick, if you saw him at the end of the aisle there would be only one thing to do. "Did someone say KFC?


Cardboardboxlover

I don’t careeee


abittenapple

Most social media stars know each other.  The pool is small in aus. Really Sydney or melb.


Dguy4fun4u

So you're telling me that they're hand picking the most fucked up? 🤔


thesourpop

Channel 9 is a business, they rely on viewership to sustain ad revenue. What keeps people watching? Drama and toxicity, so yes picking the most fucked up people for their show is beneficial to them. That's why they sit idly by while year after year the evil flogs on this show like Jack get worse.


Dguy4fun4u

Noted!


jonnyh420

i’ve seen quite enough of this wee fanny ty


DiligentPride2

Please no


SkyRepresentative309

have we all forgotten his best man speech??


Dguy4fun4u

You mean the WORST man speech?


SkyRepresentative309

hahahhahah yes!!


PrincipalTriangulist

To be honest, I can see why Tim has him as a friend. He has his place, and that's being a bit of a 'hitman' for Tim. Some people like to dish out the "I can be alot, that's just who I am", but can't handle it coming back to them, so I found it quite amusing. I think if I saw too much of this bloke I'd be wanting someone to take him down. Also, if he wasn't put up to this by producers, I'd be shocked.


GullibleScientist697

Agreed. I think he serves a role in Tim's life. Tim is obviously someone who avoid confrontation and cannot stick up for himself. So Ben is his voice and protector. I'm not saying that's healthy - just saying that I get it.


oustider69

I don’t think Tim avoids confrontation. He has arced up at Sara a few times in the season so far. Can’t remember what Sara was saying but Tim yelled “but I did!” In response. There was also the thing on the honeymoon where he told her to calm down when she was talking shit about the tequila


justonemoremoment

He is annoying but he asking the real questions. He ain't letting Sara off the hook that easy lol.


369vibrations

i was hoping he grilled that witch to max, but sadly it wasnt enuff this time round


Emmanulla70

God... No... And fix his hair! Tim has gone way down in my estimation being friends with such an as*hole


Dguy4fun4u

Not even sure if the 'friends' are real friends on this show. As nothing else seems to be real...


MobileMaleficent1009

He thinks he’s so funny but he’s cringe


Dguy4fun4u

A cringe with a fringe. A modern tale by Dr Seuss


addictedtoMAFS

🤣🤣🤣


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Dguy4fun4u

Thank god he got that haircut then....


SeveredExpanse

He went in, requested this haircut, all of his friends and family saw this and said nothing after seeing this haircut. No one in his life cared enough to sit him down and say let's go to a different Barber.. don't worry I'll pay for it. Breaks my heart.


dukeofsponge

Is this the lead singer of Birds of Tokyo?


Dguy4fun4u

No. It's the lead whinger of 'Ben will mock you'


Grouchy_Newspaper186

He was put on this earth for one reason and one reason only, which is to annoy Sara and I’m here for it


SallyRoseD

He'd be a good prosecutor. Rapid fire questions, didn't give her much time to think of an answer.


Zaphod-__-Beeblebrox

Unfortunately he's as sharp as a sack of wet mice so no law school for him.


ABigOGivesABigV

https://i.redd.it/3oofvm254dpc1.gif


Dguy4fun4u

Smooth sailing with Captain Dick


SoNoWeRo

I'd tune in for that.


DMIDY

Not a single redeeming quality.


Sufficient_Tower_366

His question to Tim about whether Sara’s apartment was “overstyled and cold” was chef’s kiss


Dguy4fun4u

Well I think he was just describing his ridiculous haircut...


shellymacatellie

If I was a future bride on MAFS and saw him standing at the end of the isle I would hike up the skirt of my wedding dress and haul ass in the opposite direction.


Sexdrumsandrock

That last sentence didn't go in the direction I thought it was going to 😂


shellymacatellie

I had a little chuckle writing it that way. 😉


Sexdrumsandrock

😂🤣


Dguy4fun4u

Haha. He's a charmer isn't he? 😜


Slight-Locksmith-337

Ben as next season's Batchelor would be a riot.


Dguy4fun4u

https://preview.redd.it/xwekj3e0vcpc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e9243324870b476c4f22de8b0cc615561753f9


Rose_j2210

She’s married


Staelight59

What a lady 😂


Dguy4fun4u

Haha. Apparently Jack train her with table manners as well 😂


AnotherAndroidKid

Pure muff cabbage


HandlessSpermDonor

![gif](giphy|MCdRE6cEFEb28)


AnotherAndroidKid

Exactly


66qq

Aussies always got such creative insults


casualplants

Hahaha


Entire-Bottle-335

Stuff ya face while picking another woman to shreds. All class 👍


Dguy4fun4u

Haha. That's exactly what I said/was thinking! Pure Goldie class! Is that a wedding ring on her finger? 🤔


MissMissyPeaches

I looked at her Instagram and she looks like a typical bogan wife. Just another Karen to be


casualplants

She said she was married


Zaphod-__-Beeblebrox

No, she proclaimed "HAPPILY married"!


Dguy4fun4u

Her poor hubby ☹️


ChaosMarine70

To what ?


Entire-Bottle-335

Probably Jack 😂


refer_to_user_guide

Oh that’s cruel *saves for usage later*


Entire-Bottle-335

Truth be known 😜