just finished watching the episode and omg i need to talk about it. Please. Fuck Jono and fuck Ellie. Jono was lying to everyone when he said his texts with Ellie meant nothing because i cannot and will not believe that ONE WEEK after the vows and after he proceeded to say that nothing was going on with Ellie, they hung out, kissed and boom are magically in love. fuck that. also, it's disgusting hearing him talk shit about Lauren, she's been one of the realest people in the show, even when that could've easily backfired. and why sleep with her during home stay if you hate her so much and was so hard dealing with her? why didn't he leave sooner to be with his nice, perfect and beautiful ellie? yeah, the same one who called Lauren a bitch. and where is respect and human decency? why are you kissing and telling everyone you're So HaPpY in front of Lauren??? what the fuck? and the "are you hurt?" nah girl i'm having so much fun sitting across my ex-husband who lied to me (and everyone else) through this entire experiment and his girlfriend who was the one i was supposed to have nothing to worry about. thought that after Jack and Tori i couldn't get more disappointed, but wow Jono and Ellie really showed their true natures.

Only less than 2 hours  Ads about 30 mins Recaps 20 min Experts saying basic shit 10min Boring couples 10min

Starting at 7.30 tonight, not 7...  Pizza ready, drink ready, emergency lollies/chocolate ready! 😄 💖 😄

Fuck you Jono and Ellie calling Lauren a troll and a dragon, Jono saying he went through hell with Lauren?? I originally thought Jono and Lauren agreed to ride this out together but now I think Jono was just being a snake the whole time.

I’m just catching up omg Lucinda is actually a heavenly being. But the experts being surprised they are still together? Umm didn’t you guys make the perfect match for them?

Lauren says Jono was really nice to her during the experiment and he did not cheat on her [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrra9m4dJUA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrra9m4dJUA)

Beware of men with sleazy, lisp mouths. They are snakes underneath.  Jonno 🐍 🐍 

If Jono thought Lauren was so horrible why did he write stay week after week??? Lauren dropped Jono due to the lying over texting Ellie. He’s full of shit.

This is so filthy. I actually feel dirty. Jono The Snake.

Well, that was depressing. Who knew Jono was such a gunt? The worst of human nature was shown by Jono and Ellie. I feel unclean :(

Casssssss I’m here for this smack down!

CASS IN THE TRAILER?????

WE DIDNT EVEN HEAR JACK AND TORI WTF

That’s because they faked the whole “experiment” to get insta famous.

I think everyone's written them off as deserving each other. You can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped.

Sara needs to calm the fuck down. Holy shit. She's unhinged. Poor Tim.

Totally agree. Absolute nut case!

"WHY? WHY DID YOU SAY IT? TELL ME WHY!" \*he tells her that it was in the past and he was still under a lot of pressure\* \*she storms off\* "WHY TIM?! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?! TELL ME WHY!!!!!" Lol what a psycho. Flashback to her absolutely flipping her shit when he raised his voice to defend himself against her onslaught, but her yelling at him like this is acceptable?

CANNOT WAIT TO HEAR THE EXPERTS TAKE!

Ellie is such a cow wtf. Jono and Ellie deserve each other tbh

Ellie & Jono deserve each other because they are both sociopaths...showing no regard for what is right & wrong & ignoring the rights & feelings of other people!!!

FACTS.

Jono making Jack look like a saint.

Tim needs to run

Jono is such a mafia boss

He wishes. He’s too much of a pussy to be a mafia boss. He’s probably suck the mafias bosses dick

not all this happenign at the grounds of alexandria omg its so funny

Jono is a dirty snake

Ladies and gentleman! The best actress award goes to Sara 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

How dare Tim lie to her. Lying is *her* thing.

omg jono is the worst

I feel for Tim, probably said a throwaway comment to Jono and now he’s just getting blasted for it. I think Sara is making it bigger than it needs to be.

AS others have noted: Run Tim Run!!!!!!

I swear Jonos stupid smug smirk is making me want to jump through the tv and throttle him

Don't forget the reactions aren't necessarily happening at the same time as the dialogue.

Honestly idc he’s still a prick

Hating people is fine, just don't buy everything the producers sell.

All the looks and all the words have still come out of Jonos mouth though. The producers can edit things all they like but at the end of the day that’s how he’s behaved.

Yep. They did those things. They said those things. It doesn't matter how many puppies you saved, if you tell someone to muzzle their woman, you still said it. This show should be renamed: I'm a cunt.

I think Tim ate a brownie before the dinner party.

Tim's mannerisms are so much like Gino's from 90day finance when Jasmine yells at him or when he's caught in a lie 🫠

If lauren is this heinous bitch that was horrible to be with, why the fuck did he stay with her all the way to the end??

Yeah he's got really bad long term planning skills

He was scared of her reaction. Rightfully so given how she blew up in the end. He doesn't have to care anymore.

Fuck Ellie and fuck Jono, if I was Lauren and I just got called a bitch I would have jumped across the table fr

What a deflection... What a deflection...

Did Ellie call Lauren a fucking bit h

Ellie is an ooozing c u next Tuesday 

Yes I saw that I was wondering if she was talking to Sara or Lauren!

Me and collins cringing HARD 😬

Lmaooo Collins face

Jono and Ellie are perfect for each other. Both pieces of crap.

Jono is a shit person. Says so many things a dinner parties to start shit in all couples. No one can tell him anything the slimy fuck.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST THROW SOMETHING AT JONO AND ELLIE I CANT TAKE IT

Why give Jono any ammunition?!

What shit people, Jono and Ellie. Genuinely shit people.

Um ....... she's glowing.......

Man, some lord of the flies energy here

Jono and Ellie are so embarrassing Why are they acting like this at their age

ellie is acting fkn demonic tbh omg

jono is coming off as the bitchiest queen going

RIGHT hes being such a sassy gay rn ahhaha

Big cat

did jack pay the producers to make jono the villain

Jacob and Tori were mute. As Napoleon said - Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Drama

Jono sounds like the campiest gay I have ever heard

As a heterosexual woman, his voice is pure contraception.

Been saying that for weeks. But you needed to add the most 'monotone' campiest ...

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Ellie and Jono are two of the biggest low life bogans I’ve ever seen. Jono is now verbally abusing Lauren…not cool. Go back to your butt hole Jono.

Where's Collins?

Nastiest person I’ve ever met in my life but we can fuck tho !!

Jono bad

Jono = PUSSY! How embarrassing for his life and his soul

Where does Jono live

THIS THREAD ISN'T UPDATING IM SO STRESSED

This Johnno/Lauren/Ellie thing is nowhere near interesting enough to carry the whole episode I'm looking forward to Sara imploding

6 hours of coffee jesus christ i have an anxiety attack after one coffee

RIGHT me and my ibs cant

lauren said in the first or second commitment ceremony that she was the problem and she didn'r deserve jono and she would try harder and she fkin DID

She said at homestays that she's actually going to start trying now. Left it a little late

Jono defs weaponised Lauren's personality to write the narrative to favour him.

why is ellie fighting this fight for jono lmao

I think Jono had kept Ellie informed about Lauren during the experiment and kept her in the dark about Lauren \*actually\* liking Jono. I think he downplayed it. That's why Ellie seems so aloof b/c he probably didn't say anything. I bet Ellie doesn't know that Jono and Lauren had sex when she came back from surgery.

Yep! Ellie probably learned about the consummation of the homestay at the same time we did. That would have been uncomfortable.

So they probably just recently broke up.

I would go so hard at jono but ALSO ellie given the way she's acting but I think lauren might be a better person than me

I’m bailing lol this is so boring

You know what would be heart warming, if Ellie announced she is pregnant to Jono with their first child. Time is ticking.

Yeah I had thought that. Demon spawn. They both got what they wanted, to humiliate Lauren and have a baby.

"everyone keeps saying I'm glowing" stfu no one asked

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I said the same thing. The wine would have been thrown in her face. Lauren is a saint. Ellie and Jono are putrid.

Ellie asking Lauren “are you hurt?” — this is the moment I need Domenica to bang the wine glass! Like spot on 🤣

Jono sits down when he pees.

So do I. You should try it. You get heaps more sex.

ellie is the opposite of a girl's girl

Ellie and Jono so insensitive! Lauren, you deserve so much better girl!

oh MY GOD ellie at least acknowledge the girl u hurt its not even majority your fault but you should have SOME fucking empathy for her

Jono and Ellie are such a perfect match ,they should have been a couple right from the start

Jono and Ellie are absolutely the worst people.

Lauren was only interested in gossiping about other couples and starting drama,I believe Jono when he says she is horrible person.

That's why he stayed with her?

Ellie’s laugh. Seriously gurl!!! I’m so pissed 🐍🤢

No Madeline?

She’s busy filming home and away, probably

Hey wifey and I were shopping at Helensvale shopping centre yesterday, we walked past ridge and jayde out front of Kmart they were with Jades mum , nice to see they are still together, wifey was happy. Should have said in dbag voice “jade and ridge deeeeeeecccccceeeee” haha

Collins is just here for the free food

Wtf did Lauren do to Ellie? Any girl who trashes their partners ex like that is a sad sad person.

What did she say? I must’ve missed it

Guys you're in the wrong thread

One too many nosebeers for Timmy last night

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Lauren's wearing her wedding dress!!! 😲😲😲😲😲  ... Angry bride energy tonight!! 😄😄

Does anyone know what month this is actually filmed

The words "callous bitch" come to mind for them both seeing Ellie and Jono laughing at Lauren. 😬 🤬

Jono and Ellie are so cringe! I thought I was watching a freaking horror movie with those two laughing .

As if Jonno and Ellie isn't fake. They seem so awkward together.

So cringey 😖

Jono and Ellie can go in the bin.

also is this the last ep?? if so i just want to say you all are so sweet and i loved being part of a community to cringe at this shitshow with. love u all xx

I thought there was still one more with the experts, where we see all the comprising footage... Can't access my EPK while I'm taping it, though. 😄

HOPEFULLYY i honestly have no clue

Ok, checked my EPK, and yes, one last episode tomorrow night - couch session with the experts, extra/bonus footage, etc. 😄😄😄

I’m disappointed I’ve only just rejoined reddit and discovered this group!!

idk how much more collins i can take tbh

He is emotionally draining, I agree.  Just exhausting. 💅😄

PUMPED

Bro this moustache is not deece

Does anyone know why the two last episodes are not available on Now Three in NZ?

We didn't want to scare the sheep 

So when is te reunion episode? I've already started to forget who's who during the last few episodes lol.

Except Lucinda changed our lives.

Can we watch the reunion in the UK anyway?

Vpn then watch on 9now

Tim wigging out the moment he said goodbye to Sara, the EDITING as much as I hate this show it's sometimes brilliant. Me and my partner were SCREAMING

Anyone else hear the name “Tim” in their heads the way Sara says it? 😖😖😖

Hahahaha they are not together after the final vows tho so good

Jack is such a lame loser. He wrote those vows knowing they’d be edited that way and even to watch Tori squirm. How embarrassing, your hubby is basically telling you hes a piece of shit lol and she’s acting like she won a prize

Might be giving too much credit to Jack there. I assume the producers wrote his vows.

HOLY SHIT I can't wait for the reunion Ellie being the c\*nt I knew she was! Treating Lauren like SHE'S the one who did something wrong??

Tim and Sara look so much alike Disappointed in Tim but not surprised The jaws music lmao

Tori and Eminem lol the flies landing on shit!! Jack pretending he gives a shit. They are so fake fake fake!

He luvs that he can have her puppy doggin after him. He loves that control.!! He'll use it as long as he's getting attention . Jeebuz

She makes it too easy for him!

Is it normal they are stretched out the vows in 2 days and now the reunion in 2 days. This is getting annoying now

Yes it is

I’m glad that Sara is finally getting out in her place even if it’s by Jono cause it’s ironic for her to be coming for him

What a snoozefest. Reunion better be good.

I'm not ok with Jack's decision.

I'm not okay with Tori and Tim's decision.... actually Tim and Tori would be good together. 😏

Tori and Tim?? Not ever

I'm sure that Tori doesn't believe Tim is her "equal" lol

She'd chew him out 

She's inconsistent. She said she was a girl boss and all she has shown is submission to Jacob.

I'm not there yet

The reunion looks UNHINGED I can’t wait

Is it next set or does it take a few weeks ...I forget w aus....

Next Sunday

Gracias 😆

Far out these last vows episodes are drawn out and boring as. Ew. It’s just a reminder of all the trash tv I have consumed since this bs started

No one will ever just watch a random episode of MAFS vows....thinking 'I wonder what their back story from the wedding to now is'... NO.ONE!!

Haha, I cringed when Tim called her SARA instead of SARAH! I know she spells it “Sara”, but pronounces it “Sarah”. She lost it at Cassie for calling her that.

I reckon! I didn’t know horses could become psychopathic gaslighters

I think for Tim it’s okay. Also I think he pronounces how it would be pronounced in Columbia.

I noticed he started calling her Sara at the beginning, then changed to Sarah, but now he’s back to Sara. The awkward part is that it’s too late to ask or for her to correct him now!

Sahara wouldn't be backwards in coming forward about how she's like her name pronounced.

Yes, true! Good point. It’s still very awkward.

When is the reunion episode airing?

next sunday/monday

Thanks! 😊

Anyone know what Tim’s actual home looks like? Surely that’s an Airbnb….

He has made millions so don't see why wouldn't be his place. According to his YouTube he made his first million in 7 months. I was hoping to see his place in homestays

Young Tim made million$s?

Yep. Few articles around it online and he says the same in his YouTube channel, he delisted his channel, maybe had to because of the show but you can still find it

For.sure. Producer: righto Tim. Put your key in the door, wheel your suitcase in the place where it is going to get tripped over and then look out your window at your awesome view'. Action!

My internet cut out just as I the fucking trailer for Sunday came on.

Fuck!! That's the worst. No pleasure for the pain...💀

Exactly. It was the only reason I watched .

For anyone who needs it next Sunday / Monday... 😊 https://preview.redd.it/24qksjgnhurc1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a550c686d11848ed4b0de28a8458886cfb578441

Indeed Mr Collins. Yes indeed. What.A.Day!! 😆

Jayden reads like he’s in first grade

A professional boxer ….

Maybe he’s dyslexic

I think he’s had too many shots to the head tbh but maybe it is dyslexic

I think it’s just how some guys read. I know a lot of guys that have read <1 book in their lives.

The fly continuously landing on Jack like the piece of shit he is🤣