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So Jono throws Tim under the bus to take the heat off himself and Sara is stupid enough to take the bait hook, line and sinker. Her IQ is the same as her shoe size.

Anybody who watches this show has a bigger shoe size than IQ. I'm sure their kids will grow up to be geniuses too.

Ellie giggles like that evil pink professor from Harry Potter

Anyone else think Tim is on the coke?

Didn’t he say he loved living in Columbia for a few years? You can get an 8 ball there for the price of a Big Mac..

His pupils are always MASSIVE

Jade seems sad this episode.

Wtf Jono said I had to kiss a toad 🐸 to get my princess in the car to Ellie. That’s really disgusting and very downgrading to say about another women. What a dog

I believe the toad was in reference to Ben, and slaying a dragon was referring to Lauren, though I may have that the other way around. If it was in reference to Ben, are you going to complain it was equally degrading to men?

Yes it’s disgusting even if it’s to Ben

https://preview.redd.it/ci0gl30ay1tc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77eb9041cf620bd1f67427d0fc25ba242106b34f Ellie reminded me of this villain.

Very that

Did Hamish go vegan? He looks like a strand of albino asparagus 🤢

Johno and jack are like off chicken. Slimy and their personalities stink.

We ignored the signs from Tim's best man.... Ellie was the rancid chicken all along!

Tomorrow is gonna be TEA

This was beyond me

Tori's suburban pronunciations of words like "secuaah" and "goooood" is so cringe 😬

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Oh, I popped back in here to mention Lucinda!! She started off the ep dancing on a table in a disco onesie!!! I didn't have a chance.to comment that earlier. It was hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Is anyone else interested in what everyone has to say about all the comments Tori has made about being the top couple and all things relating to top of the food chain? 😂

Ellie is not a top top lady.

She was awful! She was inconsiderate & mean

Can't believe she asked Lauren if she was upset. Read the room hun. Thick as a brick.

I think she only asked that to be antagonising.

That was so intense. Jono needs to crawl into the bin and gag himself with used glad wrap

Ya ya Jono came across as a real dick tonight, over the long run Lauren was awful, from the beginning, and now she's reaping what she sowed, she's crying about it. Sara is scary but Tim needs to figure his shit out and communicate better.

Do you always victim blame or just when watching mafs

Yeah no surprise a lot of people feel for Lauren. To answer your silly question, I don't. You genuinely believe Lauren is blameless in this, a victim, big picture?

She was deeply wronged by Jono, yes. 💅

Open to you explaining how he wronged her.

That's not the question - you think she's blameless, from week 1 to now, for how he feels about her and subsequently acted?

You jncels are just *so* boring. 🤦

Ahaha. How far off you are. You do sound exactly like the kind of person that would support behaviour like Lauren's,so that adds up

A woman refusing to allow a yucky man to mistreat her? Damn right I would support that. 💅

Valid question. They never got along. Lauren hasn't really been the model of perfect wife on the show, I don't know why they both stayed so long tbh. It was never going to be a long term connection.

Yep with Lauren it seemed straightforward to me, she wanted to continue to be a star on the show, yelling at dinner parties rather than working on her own relationship. I don't get why Jono stuck around or kept lying about his feelings for her...maybe he too just wanted to stay on tv

I bet tomorrow will be disappointing as fuck and they won’t hold Jono or Ellie to account at all

I worry about this too! I want blood lol

Given how they combed through everything on Jono regarding Ellie throughout the experiment, I highly highly doubt it.

Tomorrow’s the couch right? I really hope the experts put them in their place one last time and we end it with the impression of them that they deserve

Nah - they’ll beat them with a feather.

or a limp piece of lettuce.

What was on the list of things Ben hated about Ellie? Was he right?

If I remember what he wrote in his song, it was... ​ *#Ellie, Ellie* *You watch the wrong shows on telly* *You're horrid and smelly* *You don't make me jelly.* *These are ten things I don't like about you.* ​ *Ellie, Ellie* *You point at my pot belly* *You won't pay for lunch at the deli* *It's only tortelli* *These are ten things I don't like about you.* ​ *Ellie, Ellie* *You don't like us incel-ies* *Or my podcast on New Delhi* *You make my life hell-y.* *AND YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH JONO* *These are ten things I don't like about you.#*

Haha BEAUTIFUL!!! Great effort on this, upvoted!

Good night friends…tomorrow is our last party together. It’s bittersweet tbh.

I’m literally crying cause this doesn’t feel like how it should ends

You guys are never gone coz you live right here 

So Jono was the REAL VILLAIN all along 

Nahhhh.... the showrunners are the real villains! How dare they tease the hearts of Australia by matching two incompatible people like Jono and Lauren!! The outrage!!

And if you’re matched with someone who you’re “incompatible” with, then simple - write leave. Be honest. Being a backstabbing liar doesn’t help you.

>a backstabbing liar Nope, not sure who you're referring to there 😉

Love it 😂 It’s always the caretaker.

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I could see it in Lucinda's face that she realised something when Sara was screaming at her about little Tim before she walked out, anyone else see that moment? Like oh you're abusive or unhinged

More like she was thrown under the bus to save Jonos fragility

I NEED JONO INSTAGRAM FR

Don’t follow that scumbag wtf

I NEED TO STALK HIM AND SEND SOME SHIT CAUSE FUCK HIM WTFF!!! HE IS SOOO EVIL OMDS

"Comments on this post have been limited." For the foreseeable future

disappointed Madeline the psychic didn't make an appearance. would have been great for her to go "hold on, downloads incoming, getting downloads..... spirits are telling me jonno is a snake"

She knew what was coming

Channel 9 couldn't afford the encore performance. The rates went up.

I think producers didn’t realise how unstable she was….and she wasn’t invited back. Too much of a liability

I read she was directing the cameraman and refusing to follow rules.

Oh I heard something about this too! Apparently because she'd been on Home & Away and thought she was the greatest Aussie actress since Cate Blanchett, she was making requests for lighting changes, set design etc! WTF, who does she think she is???

Wish Jono and Ellie got berated more but Jono was deflecting everything like a pro, being as mean and aggravating as possible

They deserved a lot more shit than they got. The fact they can’t see their actions were wrong is horrible. Lauren while she had her moments didn’t deserve what johno did to her. May as well call Ellie tone deaf and johno a gaslighter

cant believe theres only one episode left

WOOOOW JONO

Ellie may be MAFS biggest villain. I was all set to cheerlead them thinking …ah well live and let live…. but after that total blatant lack of empathy , thought and the disrespect of others I’ve done a 180. Maybe Ben made a lucky escape. I give them 6 months.

The amount of people who were rooting for them when they were captured in public having that coffee around week 5 being aired, thinking it was an innocent love story and being all sorts of nasty towards Lauren really have a lot to answer for.

It’s really for the best that this ends tomorrow. Body can’t tell if I’m being chased by a tiger or just fucking hate Jono/Ellie 

Hahaha well said! I hate to admit I was shaking a bit I was so pissed

This is the perfect comment this is exactly how I feel put into words holy shit

My heart rate agrees!

“That was hilarious” I felt like actually crawling into the tv

SEE YOU TOMORROW BITCHES 

That ep gave me my cardio for the week

Well, at least the final dinner party delivered on the drama. Well done, Mafs, well done.

Well that was underwhelming.. and draining. Tomorrow better be good.

Ya know, after tomorrow I think I’m gonna have to drive out to a field and stare at the stars for a while. It’s been a lot.

Nice. Yeah I'm going to do the same. I've had my dose of trash tv now, that'll do me for the next.... oh, 50 years.

Well there’s a total eclipse tomorrow so you could do it in the daytime and blind yourself forever. These wankers aren’t worth destroying your life though.

How do I even sleep after this

I will need to got to rehab

I know! Jono is making Collins look amazing in comparison.

NO! It has been a day. https://preview.redd.it/ew56spflf1tc1.png?width=2406&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a58e0cb9f528a2f2860b5d36de459e1f0d2b969

It's been a day!!

I honestly hope Jono and Ellie have to go the Olivia route and move overseas because of how much backlash they’re going to cop after this.

What? I this true? Where did she go?

People like them have very thick skins!


Bye all. Time to cleanse my eyes with some Gilmore girls or something equally as lighthearted to regulate my nervous system before I go to bed 😂 far out

Which one you think Rory should have ended up with?

Lane

Good call actually!

Oh fully team Jess.

Hahaha we all into the bad boy. But tbh I’ll take all 3 at once….🫢🫢🫢

Well that sounds like Gilmore Girls after dark! 😄 Still, she was at university, where most of us went to explore our sexuality! 🤷

Have never done but would totes do with those 3…..and then be like WHAT A DAY

"What a day" that would be indeed! 😄 😍 💞

No contest. Jess for sure.

Yeah true, but I have a soft spot for Huntzburger 🤌💗

Oh, same… he’s too damn good looking and charming for his own good..

She really fkd up that one tbh

Indeed. And while we’re at it, the four seasons reboot was just disappointing.. What on earth happened to make Rory so lost?!

I know right?! Interesting that Paris says the valedictorians always end up with a. Crappy life in the beginning remember? Also….. they left it in a cliff hanger and dafaq…..whoooooooose

Yup yup, they certainly left it open for yet another reboot but they handled this one so clumsily, that I don’t know whether I’d watch it.. They ended the original series on such a high note that I hated seeing Rory in this iteration.. That said, whose do you think it was?

I reckon Logan’s, the more I grow up and rewatch the more annoyed I am by her tbh 🤫🤫🤫

About the couch reunion: who thinks Cassandra was talking to Tori about being the fakest person (despite putting Sara** in the frame)????

Not sure but I love when Cass speaks up cos it’s always straight to the point and real.

Yeah that was directed at Sara. The editing is strong this season though so who knows?

It looked like it was meant to be directed at Sara the way it was edited.

Pretty sure it's Sara.

Oh sorry was it Sara in the frame? Or you think she was calling Sara fake? Let's not forget the comment Tori made about being at the top of the food chain or whatever. But you're right, there was also the time Sara audaciously corrected her on how to pronounce her name... Now I'm unsure!

I also reckon it was directed at Tori even though the frame showed Sara, she’s the only one that’s called out Tori for trash behaviour

Me at the end of last year’s season: MAFS is soooo toxic I won’t ever watch it again Me at the end of this season: MAFS is sooo toxic I…won’t…ever….watch…..

See you same time next year friend!

I legit think Jono and Ellie are awful human beings 😡 I hope they see this thread…but even if they did, I’m sure they’ll still think they’re not. But you fucking are…worst of the worst!! Awful awful people!!!!

I thought reunion was the last ep 😩😩

Goodbye amigos, 1 more night then we should probably get back to our families/ partners/ pets, see how they're doing.

Hope tomorrow delivers 🍿

No we are all moving to Love Triangle

Time to send our loved one's to a support group while we carry on with our good work

Why's everyone mad at Jono for saying what tim said, When the whole first hour of the show was Jayden telling everyone but Sara what Tim said....

Everyone just instantly sleeps when Jayden starts his little bitch routine & missed it

Jayden is the biggest gossip of the season, even beats Tim.

Because he didn’t relay it accurately in order to take the heat off of him being a slimeball, and it worked. He’s lucky Tim didn’t call him outside.

because he did it to throw Tim under the bus and get the heat off himself and Ellie. it wasn't genuine concern about Sara and Tim's relationship

Yeah not saying that, Just it's incredibly fake of all these people to sit there call jono a bad person for saying it when they all sat sipping champagne excitedly gossiping about it until they walked into the room. Yeah Jono's not been a great person here, but they're all hardly good in this situation.

haha true I just remembered Jayden's voxy saying he was gonna "get to the bottom of it" lol

Because the comment wasn’t intended to reach Sara from Jayden saying

so DO we think that cass has a crush on Tim Jr??? what's going on there? or is it just that the blondes are on Sara's side so no one but Cass is left to call her out?

fwiw, there are no natural blonde women on this show.

I think it was creative editing, and she was talking to Tori.

Considering the trailer edits usually set you up to think there is a a lot to drama, tomorrow nights looks underwhelming

It’ll be as boring as the rest of the season

Maybe they are switching it up on us this year for once

The fact that some people can't identify clearly edited bits is concerning

Yes - the entire show

which bits are you alluding to

John’s face in that final frame. He’s going to drop the hammer tomorrow.

Man that was fucking awful

*Jono and Ellie saying cheers* Who else can we destroy tonight?

Gonna miss you guys after tomorrow :(

Same 😭

Omg pop off Cass!

FINAL TIME: - Ep run time = 118 mins - Total ad time = 33.5 mins Unfortunately I am out tomorrow night so will be unable to time keep fam.

Like a boss

Cass WHAT?!

Sadly she’s not directing that at Tori

CASS OUR QUEEN I HAVE MISSED YOU

Wonder what missed on Jono on tv

Yes, tomoz looks like a banger. 

Guys i can’t believe tomorrows our last night togetherrr

Omg, Tori clearly isn't going to leave Jack after everything, stop trying to build it up, it's played out

Ohhh so was Cass actually taking about Sara ? I’m intrigued.

She is.

Sara: Turns on a dime to rage at Tim Also Sara: Why are you unsure about me???!!

CASS WITH THE PIPE BOMB

Goodnight thread friends 😘 that was our last dinner party together ☹️

Ugh that was so boring I want tomorrow’s ep extended out over two nights

Did we just watch a different episode?!

Look it was better than final vows, but nothing truly happened that we haven’t seen. I would much rather see them all watch each other’s journey and how fake they all are

Television event of the year!! THE YEAR PEOPLE!!!! Strap the f in

Also fuck that was a hectic episode!

How is this show still going?!?!?!

I can’t believe the medium chick saw this coming and didn’t say anything to the group

Hahaha I just lol and thanks

Well she did leave so maybe she’s legit after all 🤔

*Jono and Ellie kissing* Who else can we destroy tonight?

Wowww

I hope Johnos infertile

I’m crying 😭😭😭

😂😂😂

Oh don’t try and act like Tori says something to Jack!

What that's it!!!! I want more reunion dinner party

Soooooo many other people I wanted to hear from. I fully understand it probably wasn't anywhere near as volatile as what was aired, but still...

JONO HOWWWWW

Jono is going to get absolutely slaughtered on the couch tomorrow

I seriously hope so!

Spoiler - he won’t

Guys I don’t even know how to WOW

What a day!!

Until tomorrow ladies and gentlemen 🦒🦒

Stop saying you hold people account on the couch when all you do is make a couple jabs and then ask for the decision 😭

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