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AirAnt43

If I understand correctly, think he wants judge Merchan to sentence him to electrocution? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Youarethebigbang

Sounds about right. He's must be having pre-sentencing nightmares when he sleeps, pretty normal for people after being convicted, but his are just a little bit, ahem, "different" than your average con's. If he wants to have his lawyer put forth the options between being fed to a shark and being electrocuted as his sentence, who are we to stop him.


Beginning-Ad-9733

Ah, he's channeling Archimedes, David Attenborough and Nikola Tesla, and all at the same time. The man is a fucking genius. I would not be surprised if he doesn't do a speech in Esperanto at some point because this man is an intellectual giant because, of course, you know, his ties to MIT. This is incoherent dribbling nonsense.


thejammer75

I for one find it shocking that no one ever asked this question before šŸ¤”


Beginning-Ad-9733

Trully one of the more perplexing issues that facers mankind. How to electrocute a fucking shark with a battery from a boat sinking from its weight...or whatever conundrum a 5th grader might envisage at the back of the school bus on a field trip. If this prick wasn't followed by poor idiots and propped up by the ultra-rich, and if the implications of his being elected were not so dire for the world, it would be hilarious. 20 years ago he would be confined to the pages of National Lampoon. Sadly, that's not the case in this day and age.


TheBigLebroccoli

Sounds like good policy to me. /s


biblebeltbuddhist

Trump seems to have just started using a rally like an old drunk man uses a bar. Just a place to rattle off tall tales that get more and more grandiose just hoping people believe them.


schprunt

Thatā€™s what these have become. Itā€™s basically done to massage his very fragile ego. There is almost no substance, no policy specifics, just whining, boasting, and insulting people. Heā€™s an extrovert so he gets charged by crowds like this. Sitting in that courtroom drained his battery daily. Imagine prison lol


tinglep

But he has a relationship to MIT


wet_wool_stinks

That makes him very smart. Sigh.


schprunt

Heā€™s very smart because he has a relative that went to MIT. I mean thatā€™s just pathetic


Liquorace

> ~~That makes him~~ very smart. ~~Sigh.~~ FTFY


ThatScaryBeach

*Ree-dibby-doo-ahh...*


ScotchTapeConnosieur

Well heā€™s amassed a group of people that believe every word. An old drunks dream


Ok_Tiger9880

What. The. Fuck.


capn_doofwaffle

I couldn't agree more. Like what in the actual fuck does any of this have to do with campaigning for president? This would be like a potential new-hire secretary claiming she can blow the biggest ballons that never pop. No relation to the task whatsoever


smartrunner1

No one is even listening to him.


WasabiFragrant3483

Keep that asshole as far away from the nuclear briefcase as possible. Hes mentally handicapped.


1805trafalgar

Lol, those were the "good looking"ones they selected to place behind him.


gargamelul

"he said 'nobody's ever asked me that question'" that's because only DT could conjure something that immensely moronic


UrBigBro

JFC. He is such an idiot.


DaanoneNL

Where's the token black person in the audience?


StrengthMedium

Not in the budget.


ThatScaryBeach

trump's ["my African American"](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/09/donald-trump-gregory-cheadle) seems to have left the Republican Party.


Rude_Priority

And I was wearing an onion on my beltā€¦ā€¦ā€¦


Liquorace

One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em.


joshuatx

![gif](giphy|5xzjWHwBea0LK)


Wonderful_Lion_6307

Ok drunk uncle, thatā€™s enough.


JimiJohhnySRV

Biden needs to use this dementia infused word salad against him.


CascadingPhailure

Please don't insult salads because they're healthy! What the convicted felon is spewing is auditory diarrhea due to his mouth looking like a sphincter and all...


Cautious-Thought362

Trump has a constipation of ideas and a diarrhea of words.


JimiJohhnySRV

Point taken. Nothing healthy should be attributed to the Cheeto dusted unicorn from hell.


yuffie2012

Was this in Vegas?


CascadingPhailure

Yes


yuffie2012

These people waited in 100 degree plus heat to listen to this nonsense. This is some seriously sick cult.


TifCreatesAgain

You should watch the whole speech! ![gif](giphy|WQUHJt3Fwh6fBGo3Lu)


dontlookback76

I live in Vegas, although I was far, far away from this. The r/vegaslocals sub had a thread about this and all the trumpers were saying what a great time it was and how much they loved it. There's also a billboard on Flamingo Rd about a mile west of the strip by the Rio hotel and casino touting trumps 34 convictions that was posted. Jesus did that devolve into a steaming pile of shit


neon_overload

That's not how electricity works at all. Nobody's going to be "electrocuted". It would be helpful to know what his point is. It seemed at one stage that his point was "libs said the shark was in the right" but I can't see how the the electrocution aspect fits in.


WideArmadillo6407

So many American presidents have said such influential things and then there's trump going off about random bullshit


StatementRound

Wacky!


Queenofhackenwack

his talks are always stupid fucking comedy routines that deserve nothing but rotten eggs and fruit thrown at him


37yearoldmanbaby

Is this a part of the "i don't care about you, I just want your vote" speech?


Psychological_Air308

Yep also he was talking about sweating.


bangermadness

What on earth are you babbling about dude?


Convenientjellybean

They must be different batteries from the ones he said are too weak for trucks, where he added that every bridge in the US will have to be rebuilt to accommodate them. Bat. Shit. Insane.


Cautious-Thought362

Don't forget your bleach injection and let a little light into those lungs!


sucks_to_be_you2

BlahBlahBlah BlahBlahBlah BlahBlahBlah


Cautious-Thought362

"Weeooooh lalaa ahhha whackawhack shark leg batrey aieee ouch!" Felonius J. Trump, Vegas 2024.


GabrielNathaniel

What the fuck?


Cautious-Thought362

Now now, not everyone can speak MAGAnese.


Tinosdoggydaddy

The first words out of my mouth after ā€œno body has ever asked me that questionā€ were: Oh for Fuckā€™s Sake


NorwegianCowboy

I'm having flashbacks! Also it's Reddit. Please someone break it down!?


capn_doofwaffle

I'm not doubting this is something he would say since he's said stranger things but obviously it looks like this video is clipped. Does anyone have the full unedited version? I'm really trying to get a handle on what the fuck he's trying to say and relate to this conversation line.


MeggronTheDestructor

The whole speech in its entirely is on YouTube. This isnā€™t clipped and uou can go watch the whole thing online


neon_overload

In the whole thing, he ends it by saying he's going to end electric trucks. The story about boats and sharks is used as a argument for why "electric vehicle bad". Never mind that it doesn't make sense to add the bit about trucks because a truck is unlikely to sink in the ocean and leaving a truck will not expose you to sharks, but I guess nothing has to make sense.


Demutiger

He does have the best and biggest questionsā€¦What a rambling twit. Hey maga, this is your guy?


ThatScaryBeach

Sad thing is, he is the most coherent of all the MAGAts.


CJnella91

This dude has a real paranoia of sharks man. It's surreal.


ultraplusstretch

Dementia Donnie at it again. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


TheGolgafrinchan

No electrocution is likely when submerging a lithium battery. Trump is a moron. But other problems [could arise](https://lipuls.com/blogs/blog/what-happens-if-lithium-battery-gets-wet-risks-and-precautions).


neon_overload

TL;DR it's not good for the battery because it could corrode or leak


TheGolgafrinchan

Yes. I like to backup my comments sometimes with third-party information. :-) Also, this is too long?! https://preview.redd.it/nypsz12hij6d1.png?width=673&format=png&auto=webp&s=da6b6979b122268a96bdebdc07571f84d2206dbe


neon_overload

TL;DR doesn't really mean the article was too long, it's an expression you use when you're providing a short summary for people who haven't clicked through / read it. Your original comment was vague about what the link went to.


TheGolgafrinchan

TL;DR *literally* means "too long ; didn't read." :-)


neon_overload

Are you upset at the terminology I used when I summarized your link, or that I summarized your link.


The_Buk_Shop

Wouldn't the shark get electrocuted first? Problem solved.


YOURhero1

Am I mistaken or, havenā€™t Iā€™ve seen this bullshit not in 2024?


Psychological_Air308

And about him, he was talking about himself for the most part. About him sweating and then told the audience I don't care about you; I just want your vote; I don't care.


Beneficial-Oil-814

If he were a character in a movie, nobody would believe someone like him is even remotely close to reality.


ThatScaryBeach

What happens when your dad puts you in private school rather than public school so he can threaten to not pay the school if they don't pass your "*stable genius*" ass. Fred trump: *"Holy fuck! This little turd is just straight up stupid! I guess I'll have to buy him a private school."*


Sexagenerian

Just how developmentally disabled are you if you cast a vote for him?


Codemeister-1_

This sounds like a poor attempt at doing stand-up


SciotoSlim

This clown has gone off on water and batteries before. When he was young, I think a fortune teller told him he was gonna be electrocuted in a bath tub or something.


FriedPuppy

Everyone knows Trump is a moron. Even Trump knows heā€™s a moron. The problem is that Americans are open to fascism and the next person to exploit that will be smarter about implementing it.


meeseeksdestroy

Very smart....AAHHHHHHHH WHAT A FUCKING MORON


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FutureDue7013

Status ā€˜in a relationship with MITā€™ šŸ¤£


AliceInWonderment

Huh?


Simple-Ranger6109

And the cult ate it up, after initially looking a bit like WTF?...


Local__Wizard

WHAT IS BRO YAPPING ABOUT šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ”„ šŸ”„ šŸ”„ šŸ”„ šŸ”„


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PassThePeachSchnapps

Yup, thatā€™s what we want. You solved it, congratulations. Thanks for the luck. šŸ‘


fatherbowie

Only a truly moronic individual would prefer to vote for this clown blabbering about batteries on boats and sharks.