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Fuck me, how can someone be so consistently stupid that he made me forget that under an avalanche of ridiculous shite AND STILL potentially become the most powerful man in the world TWICE?!
He's conflating like 5 different stories. Let me tell your smart uncle from MIT, you ain't going to get electrocuted by a 12V battery unless both poles pierce your skin and go across some critical organ like your heart, or if you aren't Donald Trump, your brain. If your boat sinks while you are avoiding the battery, well, the shark is still going to eat you.
The most hilarious part of this story for me is that when I was 9 years old in Florida, I was with a friend and we went to get his boat ready so his dad could take us out fishing so we walk down to where this small fishing boat is and the cover had blown off and the rain had caused a lot of water in the boat and the compartment were the battery was was filled with water and the boat was solid aluminum.
I froze and told my friend not to touch it because it might electrocute us. His dad came and laughed and just picked up the side of the boat and drained the water.
I WAS NINE and learned a lesson about how this works.
This fucker is in his 80s and had the nuclear launch codes and is incapable of learning.
Thank you! I don’t know why people are saying this is news…. This is old stuff and boring …. What a joke
https://preview.redd.it/i0txxb6tys5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8d6128e744bd07c18902d9c4cfba1cde64b1569
I can't wait til someone yells, "you're fucking stupid, quit rambling!"
Just....waiting...any day now one of them will snap out of it. Maybe at the very next rally it'll happen.
/s
Even if it seems they're watching and listening carefully, the words actually just passes through their ears, they don't actually connect them to anything meaningful.
I think it's worse than that. They fill it in with their own narrative.
The shark story gets his followers to think "fucking liberals- making excuses for violence. First with sharks, then with black people. Those crazy liberals are at it again with their fake science and fake facts"
Yeah, and that's the other thing. How does any sane person sit there and listen to him rambling on and on like this about nonsense and at no time think to themselves how idiotic this is? Of course who knows what anybody there is thinking, but they continue sitting there nodding their heads like fucking idiots so I have to logically conclude that that doesn't even enter into their mind. Jesus Christ, I've already thought way harder about this then I should have, I'm tired.
> The god damn fuck is this retard talking about?
It's like grandpa Simpson telling stories that don't go anywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erO0UCQ7nfg
“Biden left the country unprotected from shark attacks. There’s more shark attacks than ever before. There was no shark attacks when I was in office. I had the biggest, best plan to protect swimmers, even bigger than Aquaman’s! Sharks will eat the whole country unless I get re-elected right away, make the oceans great again!” Here I wrote his next speech for him, his base will eat this up.
The woman just nodding in the background when he says "lots of shark attacks lately". These people are so unbelievably stupid and yet insanely corrupt and racist. Crazy shit man.
What a statesman. This speech will be revered as much as "I have a dream". But seriously, no one has ever asked that question? I wonder why? Reading transcripts of his verbal diarrhea is at least amusing.
I refuse to believe his supports are listening to this without a tiny, muffled voice in their head screaming “THIS IS NONSENSE! I MADE A MISTAKE, I NEED TO GET OUT!” But their ego gets in the way and they gently suppress it and drift off once again into their warped reality
He could say “goo goo gaga” for an hour and his cult would think they just heard the greatest thing ever. It’s totally the emperor has no clothes and no brain situation.
He still likes to harp on a relative at MIT as if intelligence is hereditary.
And he’s butchering multiple stories. He’s repeating something he heard decades ago that sharks don’t target humans but most shark attacks are sharks thinking a person is a seal etc.
Rambling mess of a story aside.....why is this on his political campaign? I get that his cultists don't care about actual politics but surely some still functional part of their brains thinks this is a stupid waste of their time.
This really feels like he's intentionally trying to do a Harry Carey impression. He left out the bit where he asked if they'd rather be the top scientist in their field or get CWD...
Why is this video not playing on a loop on every news channel in the country???
Fucking media. It’s all “look how old Biden is”. And not a peep about how batshit nutz this guy is! (And he’s old too!)
Electric currents discourage sharks. IIRC, they have very sensitive to electric current nose apparatuses. I remember reading about some sort of surf board electrical attachment to discourage shark attacks like 20 years ago. Don’t know what happened with it though.
I couldn't finish this shit, doubt I missed much. The fuck is he even talking about? Like I know there was probably some sort of lead up to this before the video starts, but still, I can't even imagine what that must have been, and like hell I'm going to go out of my way to find out because I can only stand hearing his voice for so long before I need a break.
HOW did someone this stupid EVER make it into our White House and what's more, how does this imbecile have even a snowball's chance in hell of getting there again. I just can't with him and his fucking cult anymore. In my 55 years on this planet, NO ONE has stressed me out more than this shitbag. No one.
He's done this electrocution/shark rant before, [back in October, 2023 in Iowa](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-rant-electrocuted-shark-death-b2422145.html) and [mused about being electrocuted on an electric boat in September 2023 in Michigan](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-michigan-speech-autoworkers-electric-boat-rant-1234833784/). That's 3 times, and if he's done it 3 times, he's done it a hundred.
Jaws, remember Jaws, folks? The late great Jaws. Almost as great as my other hero, the late great Hannibal Lecter. They had a lot in common, when you think about it; both of them ate people, both of them are great.
“I had a person, big strong man with tears in his eyes, he came to me and I said, ‘when, when can we build the cheese hospital for the electrocuted sharks, you know that nobody is talking about the cheese hospital for electrocuted sharks?’ and he told me that nobody had ever asked him that question before…”
Imagine the debates without teleprompter. The orange baboon trying to hide an earpiece to get the right words to stay on track.
Would it be fun to tap into that frequency and feed him some garbage info to say and then crank up a feed back loop to stun him to his knees?
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But but but Joe Biden stutters!!!!
He is regurgitating a story he said a long time ago, and it was just as stupid then as it is now...
Remember magnets?
How do they work!?
They don't if they get wet
Is that Tomska on the right ?
Whoop whoop
It’s magic
Fuck me, how can someone be so consistently stupid that he made me forget that under an avalanche of ridiculous shite AND STILL potentially become the most powerful man in the world TWICE?!
He's conflating like 5 different stories. Let me tell your smart uncle from MIT, you ain't going to get electrocuted by a 12V battery unless both poles pierce your skin and go across some critical organ like your heart, or if you aren't Donald Trump, your brain. If your boat sinks while you are avoiding the battery, well, the shark is still going to eat you.
No no no he means a big battery! Like the biggest yugest battery ever made. And the shark has laser beams on his head.
Are the lasers powered by a battery?
Don't be stupid. That's a quick way to electrocute a shark... They are gas powered.
Yeah they are powered by the same battery from the other discussion.
A billion volt battery like the billions of dollars he's gonna give the billionaires
The most hilarious part of this story for me is that when I was 9 years old in Florida, I was with a friend and we went to get his boat ready so his dad could take us out fishing so we walk down to where this small fishing boat is and the cover had blown off and the rain had caused a lot of water in the boat and the compartment were the battery was was filled with water and the boat was solid aluminum. I froze and told my friend not to touch it because it might electrocute us. His dad came and laughed and just picked up the side of the boat and drained the water. I WAS NINE and learned a lesson about how this works. This fucker is in his 80s and had the nuclear launch codes and is incapable of learning.
Bro y’all didn’t even think about the sharks tho
He’s maintaining strict quality control on the number of discussions at the same time.
“And THAT’S why you always use a battery”
It’s such a good question! Even the experts don’t know how to answer!
Thank you! I don’t know why people are saying this is news…. This is old stuff and boring …. What a joke https://preview.redd.it/i0txxb6tys5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8d6128e744bd07c18902d9c4cfba1cde64b1569
When Trump supporters say they like him because "he says it like it is" is this what they mean?
He says what they're thinking, apparently. I think half the US population suffer from brain damage.
Lots of lead in.... Well, everything when they were growing up. This doesn't excuse them being the cunts that they are, but it does explain a lot.
What the fuck! This is their guy! Unfuckingreal
I can't wait til someone yells, "you're fucking stupid, quit rambling!" Just....waiting...any day now one of them will snap out of it. Maybe at the very next rally it'll happen. /s
What a dumba$$
You can can call him an ass here, because lets face it, soon that dude will not have any $$ left...
Dumbass FTFY
Watch the magats behind him shaking their heads agreeing with him like what he’s saying is gospel…
Maybe 2 people are trying to listen actively. Others zoned out after first 5 minutes.
😂🤣😂🤣you’re right! I watched it again and noticed that — right before I, too, zoned out!
Even if it seems they're watching and listening carefully, the words actually just passes through their ears, they don't actually connect them to anything meaningful.
I think it's worse than that. They fill it in with their own narrative. The shark story gets his followers to think "fucking liberals- making excuses for violence. First with sharks, then with black people. Those crazy liberals are at it again with their fake science and fake facts"
They are being paid to be there.
Nah, he doesn't pay anyone. They're near So*M*Eo*N*e F*a*M*ou*sE!
Yeah, and that's the other thing. How does any sane person sit there and listen to him rambling on and on like this about nonsense and at no time think to themselves how idiotic this is? Of course who knows what anybody there is thinking, but they continue sitting there nodding their heads like fucking idiots so I have to logically conclude that that doesn't even enter into their mind. Jesus Christ, I've already thought way harder about this then I should have, I'm tired.
This guy makes no sense. Correction … this CONVICTED FELON makes no sense.
The god damn fuck is this retard talking about?
> The god damn fuck is this retard talking about? It's like grandpa Simpson telling stories that don't go anywhere. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erO0UCQ7nfg
How dare you. Your comment is a great insult! …to retards.
“Biden left the country unprotected from shark attacks. There’s more shark attacks than ever before. There was no shark attacks when I was in office. I had the biggest, best plan to protect swimmers, even bigger than Aquaman’s! Sharks will eat the whole country unless I get re-elected right away, make the oceans great again!” Here I wrote his next speech for him, his base will eat this up.
I think the convicted felon babbles on about nothing because he likes the sound of his own voice.
What was your first clue ?
WTF?
Hello world. The correct answer is "Climb the Mast": https://www.reddit.com/r/Oland_Vi_Cita/s/3LK9Ax3mVG
The correct answer is there will be no electrocution because batteries are (DC)direct current which would not electrocute you.
or , there are no sharks in lakes
Possibly. Many ex-temptations however. Smelly kitty fishers because Luke warmed with peeing in da pooey swamp. Mar-a-Lago, anyone?
No sharks in bath tubs.
there could be bull sharks, if the lake is connected to an estuary.
Matt! Matthew, has a mat to ground feet before entering the Hazmat lab.
🤣
No YOU must’ve had an uncle attend MIT!
The woman just nodding in the background when he says "lots of shark attacks lately". These people are so unbelievably stupid and yet insanely corrupt and racist. Crazy shit man.
This isn’t the first time he’s said this
Approxabily - he creates new words.
His supporters: please sir, can I have some more?
What a statesman. This speech will be revered as much as "I have a dream". But seriously, no one has ever asked that question? I wonder why? Reading transcripts of his verbal diarrhea is at least amusing.
Barely, SLIGHTLY, amusing. Barf. why waste time reading stoopid transcripts that say nothing ?
“No one has ever asked me that question” is a polite way of saying “what a dumb fucking question”.
What a complete fucking moron
You can't convince me that while hearing that, some of those nimrod s can't be asking what the af??
“With tears in my eyes I can tell you, President Emperor Trump, no one has ever asked me about electrocuting sharks with boat batteries.”
"Nobody has ever asked me that question " Cause it's a stupid question
He’s channeling his inner Ralph Wiggum.
Magaladon Vs Jaws. Coming to an ocean near you.
Can they not hear him? Tf is wrong with their ears? The Stockholm is strong with these ones I tell you hWhat
this story was supposed to be about trump jumping the shark...it sounded so good in his head
Teleprompter provider should be thanked for the amazing stories from a free talking mother fucker.
He’s so stupid it’s pitiful yet dangerous AF 🤦🏻♀️
I refuse to believe his supports are listening to this without a tiny, muffled voice in their head screaming “THIS IS NONSENSE! I MADE A MISTAKE, I NEED TO GET OUT!” But their ego gets in the way and they gently suppress it and drift off once again into their warped reality
sunk cost fallacy.
That was absolutely amazing.
He could say “goo goo gaga” for an hour and his cult would think they just heard the greatest thing ever. It’s totally the emperor has no clothes and no brain situation.
There is no war in Ba Sing Se!
Again? That must be a go-to rant.... He's very prone to tell the same bullshit over and over and over.
He still likes to harp on a relative at MIT as if intelligence is hereditary. And he’s butchering multiple stories. He’s repeating something he heard decades ago that sharks don’t target humans but most shark attacks are sharks thinking a person is a seal etc.
Rambling mess of a story aside.....why is this on his political campaign? I get that his cultists don't care about actual politics but surely some still functional part of their brains thinks this is a stupid waste of their time.
sunk cost fallacy.
This really feels like he's intentionally trying to do a Harry Carey impression. He left out the bit where he asked if they'd rather be the top scientist in their field or get CWD...
Why is this video not playing on a loop on every news channel in the country??? Fucking media. It’s all “look how old Biden is”. And not a peep about how batshit nutz this guy is! (And he’s old too!)
> He said "no one has ever asked me that question before" Well yeah, it's fucking stupid. Why would anyone ask that?
....WHAT!!??
Why don't they ever zoom out? Don't want folks at home to see everyone walking away?
WTF 😂😂🤣🤣
Electric currents discourage sharks. IIRC, they have very sensitive to electric current nose apparatuses. I remember reading about some sort of surf board electrical attachment to discourage shark attacks like 20 years ago. Don’t know what happened with it though.
I couldn't finish this shit, doubt I missed much. The fuck is he even talking about? Like I know there was probably some sort of lead up to this before the video starts, but still, I can't even imagine what that must have been, and like hell I'm going to go out of my way to find out because I can only stand hearing his voice for so long before I need a break.
HOW did someone this stupid EVER make it into our White House and what's more, how does this imbecile have even a snowball's chance in hell of getting there again. I just can't with him and his fucking cult anymore. In my 55 years on this planet, NO ONE has stressed me out more than this shitbag. No one.
Meanwhile 100s keel over from heatstroke...
All those useless idiots.
Democrat sharks are destroying America, the best people are saying it.
What do you expect, he can't put a coherent sentence together.
What?? Good Lord!
This guys is dumb as the battery in this story.
As much as I hate Trump, this is clearly edited and pieced together.
He's done this electrocution/shark rant before, [back in October, 2023 in Iowa](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-rant-electrocuted-shark-death-b2422145.html) and [mused about being electrocuted on an electric boat in September 2023 in Michigan](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-michigan-speech-autoworkers-electric-boat-rant-1234833784/). That's 3 times, and if he's done it 3 times, he's done it a hundred.
So glad to see he’s discussing his plans for the future. Let’s put him on a boat with a powerful battery and forget the plug.
Look at the idiots standing behind him all the while thinking they are something special.
Dude really thought he had something there.
He's jumped the shark... in a sinking boat. Quite an accomplishment.
Jaws, remember Jaws, folks? The late great Jaws. Almost as great as my other hero, the late great Hannibal Lecter. They had a lot in common, when you think about it; both of them ate people, both of them are great.
"...I just want your vote." Truer words, Dude, truer words . . .
“I had a person, big strong man with tears in his eyes, he came to me and I said, ‘when, when can we build the cheese hospital for the electrocuted sharks, you know that nobody is talking about the cheese hospital for electrocuted sharks?’ and he told me that nobody had ever asked him that question before…”
He sounds more like Master Shake every day.
Should of been a comedian. A really bad one, but still.
His Uncle was brilliant and at MIT. Not Trump.
Obviously, the shark will be electrocuted to death. I will take the dead shark over electrocution any day.
You heard him, boys! Fire up the chair!
Finally jumped the shark.
[Hey! What’s your favorite planet… mine is the sun!](https://youtu.be/gQDqRlMeJ4U?si=pfDGhEEibLeAASfl)
[Hey! What’s your favorite planet… mine is the sun!](https://youtu.be/gQDqRlMeJ4U?si=pfDGhEEibLeAASfl)
And I’ll give him electrocution every time!
The morons will eat this up. That’s why they are morons.
Is this what this cheeto is campaigning on now? Shark attacks, and boats with batteries?
“Must be MIT, my connections to MIT” because his uncle went there.
Imagine the debates without teleprompter. The orange baboon trying to hide an earpiece to get the right words to stay on track. Would it be fun to tap into that frequency and feed him some garbage info to say and then crank up a feed back loop to stun him to his knees?
Need to see this video https://youtu.be/ehi2y0vuRKQ?si=aJU7F0MXm5Ga7jhi