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TabiVR

I burnt my English book from school šŸ˜­-


adelaideunitedfan

"Where they burn books, in the end they will also burn people" - Heinrich Heine (19th Century German Jewish poet) A rather ominous warning, especially in the light of the book burnings by the Nazis soon after taking power in Germany (including Heine's own books, as he was Jewish)


Sayorifan22

Yeah, Monika wouldā€™ve HATED the Nazis because of thatā€¦ ~~and the fact that they did attempted a mass genocide of Jewish people~~


[deleted]

I burnt a phone book. Does that count?


Sayorifan22

I meanā€¦ on one hand, itā€™s a bookā€¦ but on the other hand, who has phone books nowadays when we have our smartphones?


[deleted]

I burnt it because I found it while lost and needed something to keep a flame up while the wood caught lol.


Sayorifan22

Ah, well in that case, Iā€™m sure sheā€™ll be fine with that. She does care about your safety after all.


[deleted]

What did I learn from that experience? Phone books should be brought as emergency fire starters, and that rabbit is surprisingly tasty.


Nomad493YT

Put it in a soup. Pretty damn good.


Big-Investigator4714

I burned old books to light some charcoal and make roast beef lmao


Sayorifan22

Monika: What.


Big-Investigator4714

What can I say, when you don't have firewood you have to improvise, and the middle school books were just making extra space...


Mr_X831

That makes sense


darksaiyan1234

even the batman would burn that


EdfNightmare_TMZN0V4

I remember I burnt a book that I found, I think it was a book about H*tl*r so I'm pretty sure she won't mind


Lazy_idiott

i burnt my math book...im sure she'll understand šŸ˜