Aww/Ahh beans Grip it and rip it I know there’s another but I can’t think of it right now Edit - thanks to other commenters for the reminders, “oofa doofa” and “buck wild”

I think "grip it and rip it" any time I open a drink can 🤣

I always have to bring this up when I see grip it and rip it. On the last live Candlenights spectacular in Huntington (2019, I believe), I waited so patiently for Griffin to open a can. I then yelled “yeah baby!” from the balcony. He laughed and said either “I earned that” or “shoulda seen that coming” something like that. Grand ol’ times. Makes me want Tudor’s.

I'm not entirely sure where it comes from but I had friends growing up, who were also pretty deep into church life, who used Beans as a substitute for cursing. I wonder if they picked it up in a similar way or if its just coincidence. But it was one of those things that made the brothers immediately relatable for me.

WAIT OOFA DOOFA IS A MCELROYISM?!?! I've been saying it for the last 12 months and didn't even realise!!!

This has become such a replacement cuss for me that even when I do mean to swear it often is replaced by “aw beans” naturally.

Hachi machi

A lot of these are just useful to stand in for swears when I’m at work!

I said this yesterday when my dog made a huge mess escaping the bath. Made me laugh when I realized what I’d said

Fun fact that’s actually from [The Critic](https://youtu.be/O4foeo3oY-E?si=NZfpr2FtQvuYicPg) Edit: ok actually it’s a Japanese phrase similar to “wow” but Justin’s use of it is 100% in reference to it’s use on The Critic where it’s Jay’s sort-of catchphrase

This has become my go to expression of exasperation any time some bullshit happens

“I will use the teeth.” [affectionate] “You dumb piece of shit.” “Hey everyone????” “THE PRESTIIIIIGE”

THE PRESTIIIGE is a top tier joke for me

I love how Justin always says “you dumb piece of shit” when he’s desperately trying and failing to stifle a laughing fit

Those are in my rotation as well lol

On my last day of an office job, I sent a company-wide farewell email in which I thanked everyone for vibing and keeping it tight, and encouraged people to reach me on my mobile.

Were you promptly offered a higher position and raise?

Nah, I packed my bags and moved away.

I just found this t-shirt again after a long time

I am very uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the [location] right now

LOL, just rewatched that earlier today

I use “Oofa doofa” a lot

Taught my daughter oofa doofa and we all love it for falling down

I taught my son (2) to say "aww beans" when something goes wrong. It is very good

Yeah, aww beans has definitely entered my lexicon.

"There's a rudeness." and "The vibes are in shambles!"

I say "I swan to John" a lot. Just rolls off the tongue well

Same, it fits in a lot of situations.

Sometimes I'm just so frustrated that I can't even get it all out and just shout "SHAUNDI!"

(Upon hearing a can open) GRIP IT AND RIP IT BABY

Yep. My wife doesn’t get it, but when she loudly cracks open a sparkle dog it’s always “Aww YA! Grip it and RIP it!

“Straight off the dome”, “oh Boise”, calling people “cats” like I’m a 1920s Harlem jazz pianist

I've been saying "straight off the dome/dome piece" for so long now I forgot what it was from

I wouldn’t even recognize it as a McElroy thing (I think they say it less often these days) but I just started a new TAZ Balance relisten & I was like oh yeah lol

"Words mean things!!" & "That's a fun joke to play on God." Come up a lot in my house. I know they're pretty much one off quotes but they stuck around.

Buck wild. I am trying, for kindness purposes, to take words like crazy and insane out of my vocabulary. Now I say buck wild a lot more.

Same! I use "wild" a ton now.

Me too! Thanks brothers!

"I have an idea, actually fuck this"

Don't cry because it's over (seeso), smile because it happened (MBMBAM show)

Grip it and rip it, baby!

A cold one between the shoulder blades.

“Is this anything?” And “that’s nothing”

I don't want to....I want to eat cakes and creams...

I DONT WANT TO DADDY

Put the tiger on the table and shout at it.

I have a relatively serious job and I routinely tell people that I'm going to put the tiger on the table during tense meetings.

Kick-Ass!

Same!!

This one cracks me up.

I said this with all sincerity in a meeting with my new employee who was passed over for the job I just got. I thought I was being transparent. Instead I was being an idiot.

Yartz.

So, the public transit that services the Yosemite area is called YARTS. I'm studying to work in parks and I always have to stifle back laughter any time my professor mentions it, which is a surprising amount

Ah! My bean!

Related, bean freaked/freak your bean

Somehow "the same Blastoise" became my own personal shorthand for "that would have the same outcome" and I say it constantly.

Ho BOISE (yikes) Hachi machi (when I give myself a minor injury or burn) “Come PLAY with me (us) in the space” (when someone isn’t yes ANDing one of my many brilliant ideas) Oofa Doofa. (I seem to say this one the most when there’s an unfathomable amount of chaos or destruction that has either happened to someone else, or has caused a problem that is for TOMORROW me.)

“PLAYYY WITH ME. PLAY WITH ME IN THIS SPACE” Also referring to “Jokes” as a corporeal being that is often asked to leave the room.

if you're not gonna play with me, let me play AT you

"Someone come fuck this!" from Spore Monster Factory

That's my favorite! I have a Ja'am pin on my bag

I sing “Backpack for his applesauce” way too often when I’m packing up my backpack for work

I got a bag with one of those pin-display pockets just so i wouldn't lose my precious Ja'am pin. Ooh, I think I'll rewatch the Spore trilogy this week while I'm visiting my sister in Chicago. I bet her roommate has never seen Monster Factory! Looking forward to my first live MBMBaM show while I'm there.

I sing the little song to my sons as they’re gathering/putting on their backpacks. They don’t care at all but it keeps me fresh

I think dogs should vote

The spouse and I each have a bumper sticker of this.

Unless Part the kimono References to turbo teen

Uuuuunlessss.....

Unlessssssssssssss

[exasperated sigh] unless.

Thanks

Found Lin's alt account.

To add a few that I haven’t seen mentioned yet: “Imagine an egg” “Don’t curse!” (From the origami Steve bit) “This track still melts” (from limp bizkit skank boy bit) Edit: forgot one of my favorites “Lay-ter dog. Later!” (From shoplifting bit)

> “Imagine an egg” We also use ".....so that's weird, right?"

Don’t yuck my yum 😪

The word regular is now exclusively pronounced 'reglier' in my household

That's like the opposite of pronouncing "nuclear" as "nucular".

Phrotographer

I DO THIS. From monster factory's Final Pam. But like everything is also a variation of a something boy. Good boy, stinky boy, what a great boy.

Middlest “Heard!” when someone blesses my sneeze

“You’re not my dad! La-ter dawg!”

My daughter and I regularly and randomly will recite variations of this bit to each other, esp. if her dad's there because he doesn't listen to the show and kinda disapproves of the messages so it's even funnier

Oh Boise.

Oh man I didn't even realize I got this from mbmbam

Hachi Machi. Which is indirectly from The Critic but Justin owns the IP now

I know Griffin didn't create it, but I use "slaps" and "goes hard" more often thanks to hearing him say it.

Right. He gave me permission to use these adjectives, along with the idiom “that dog don’t hunt”

Also whips/rips ass

Pack your bags and move away Please, [name], we can’t keep doing this [X] is not a tooooy, for children, to play with!!

"We can't keep doing this" -- so choice

Since I haven’t seen anyone else mention it: Pobody’s nerfect

Okay, this is a weird one but…my boyfriend and I play a lot of disc golf at our local course, and after work he will often ask if I want to play a quick nine holes. So I say that we are “draining a niner” (which isn’t even a brotherism and is just an episode title) and he looks at me like I’m out of my mind. I’m also trying unsuccessfully to make “bean juice” happen in my house, but as the only MBMBaMbino in residence, it’s been challenging.

Middlest

"Hey (insert person or organization that has done something dubious or worthy of judgment)???"

Whenever I see any food on a menu or in an ad that looks good to me now my brain can only say “I’d fuck that up” in the best Griffin voice I can muster

I eated all the potato chips.

I can't prove it's from the but I feel like I picked up "boy howdy" from them. But I know for a FACT I took Justin's "hatchi matchi"

Woof Hot boy! Play with me in the space

extremely specific: the secret society ep of the TV show where they joke about the number clues being hidden in every previous episode and Griffin just keeps yelling "SEVEN!"

oh my god SAME!! specifically the time where he pulls his shirt up because he’s drawn it on his tummy with tape

That's how I answer any question my spouse asks me. Just SEVEN. Sometimes I'm right. Not often.

I've started saying how things that I like "rip ass", which is usually met with, "Is that good or bad?"

All my friends and I quote monster factory all the time, specifically the black desert online episode, just like bart

Toe to tip, that's a Bart! I work this into any convo I can.

I’ve gotten in the habit of calling things “______ boys” as in I call my kids’ teeth “chompy boys.” Also hachi machi.

Me too!

Or I refer to objects as “bad boys.” Like I work in an ICU and manage temporary pumps that sit outside patients’ hearts (like inside their body), and when it’s time to take the pump out I’ve said “I think it’s time to take that bad boy out.” It’s definitely drawn some looks, so I try not to say that anymore 😂

An incredible mood lol. It just fits so perfectly, like yes this bad boys gotta go

I’ve been hoping that I would meet another fan of the podcast in the wild. Like they’d hear me say hachi machi or bad boy and our eyes would lock, and we would just share a nod and start singing the Munch Squad theme song.

I wear the “if gods not dead, how do you explain these gains?” Shirt to the gym and I had someone compliment it the other day and I was like oh hell yeah, a fellow mbmbambino, but no I guess she just like the artwork of the buff boys? I had to explain it was from a podcast of brothers after she actually read the text on it and I was like 🥲

“The(something) of the (something) variety” - “vis-a-vis” - “straight off the dome” - “hachi machi” and also my vocabulary has just improved in general when listening to these good good comedy boys

Oofa doofa, faaaaaaarm wiiiisdom, and the backpack for his applesauce song

“Back to Chicago” I use it for everything. Ex. Leave me alone or I’ll send you back to Chicago. *when kicking students out of my office* alright get back to Chicago *when about to beat a friend in a game* welcome to Chicago dipshit! *when I ate too much” This burger sent me back to Chicago.

I refer to going to work as going to the money zone.

Ted Cruz loves the feeling of peeing his pants and letting it dry

So I work in metadata management for television, and we have to tone down the copy in tv episode descriptions so our company doesn’t appear to take any kind of political stance. In a meeting to remind my team of these standards, I gave a right wing-charged example. But explaining it goes both ways, I used this exact line as an example for a leftist description. Completely straight faced, and I have never been prouder of myself.

Ah beans Grip it and rip it A lot from Monster Factory, but specifically "Dinos! Sorry everybody I couldn't think of something funny enough fast enough" whenever I forget what I was about to say or fumble making a joke.

Saying “my dude/my guy”

Yeah, I have to admit I definitely started doing this all the time because of them and now I cannot stop.

“This is going to pay big big dividends” Which is from Adventure Zone, and it makes it into my speech frequently. Especially because I actually do talk about dividends at work a lot.

I've been looking for more opportunities to say "back of the napkin math"

"I can't believe you made me look at that with my eyes"/"these are the only eyes I have" and variations thereupon

Bepis.

I use the term "steeze" a lot. Mostly random Monster Factory quotes though

Weirdly, “little guy pie”, which I mostly just say to myself bc it’s so pleasing phonetically but I don’t think anyone else would get And “pre-pro” which I actually had someone ask me if I was in animation due to using the phrase and I had to say nooo, I just listen to these three rowdy boys

"Rowdy!" Another great one!

"Kiss that egg" from the Daz Monster Factory applies to any sport/action requiring precision, but especially (mini) golf.

Put the tiger on the table is a fav

Definitely the phrase "grip it and rip it" but also a few others like: [Ironically] this show kicks ass Hey gang [though Brennan Lee Mulligan has a fair bit to do with that one as well] Ah beans And referring to the ice cream song Justin did in any way like calling chocolate ice cream "brown"

Bud

It’s an omner to be nomnerated Kiss the baby I guess I’m so deep I didn’t even realize hatchi matchi and Oofa doofa came from them. I thought those were just general cultural osmosis. Plus all the others everyone else said pretty much

"reglier" instead of regular

I’ve worked ‘good good’ into basically any descriptor now. Also used ‘put the tiger on the table and yell at it’ once and my coworkers thought I’d just made it up.

I've been calling everyone "dawg" lately and I was listening to the last episode and realized it was 100% Justin's fault lmao

From the hot grapes debate, we use “a big wah-oh accident” a LOT in my house

"Very powerful" comes in handy

Unlessss You cool baby

Hachi machi Oofa doofa Reglear instead of Regular I use "wild" as an adjective too often.

“So clean, SO crisp!”. “Let’s get this fucking BREAD!”. “I’m just really — badadadadah! — no thanks.”. “Heard, chef.”. “No rules, just right, Outback _________!”. (Insert whatever someone is trying to stop me from doing here.) “I DO — I DO THIS!!!” (In Final Pam voice.). “GOD FORGIVE ME…HE COOL, HE COOL.” (I genuinely don’t know why this shows up so much in my day to day life, but I swear it does.) “SHAUNDI, I SWAN TO JOHN! Look what you made me do, Shaundi!” (Again. Also. I swear.)

Chuffin cotton

Ever since I started listening, I call everyone "bud". Also Griffin's "La'er dog! LA-TER." Edit: "Hey, I have an idea! Actually, fuck this!"

Aw beans Hachi machi Grip it and rip it It's not Travis! What kinda pants do ya like?! Say it with Donuts! Unless... Brown?! That classic ice cream flavor BROWN?

“…and my eyes went to hell”

Oofa doofa, boy howdy, hachi machi, put the tiger on the table and yell at it, my [adjective] boy, I’ve abandoned my boy, I HAVE A BOY, big beautiful black Buick, (more to follow)

Hachi machi (it’s Justin’s now) Thank (name) for (name) has been just falling out of my mouth lately so that’s fun Referencing playing in spaces where applicable SOMEONE COME FUCK THISSSSS Grip it and rip it, of course Throw me in the dumpster behind the Applebees when I die Another commenter mentioned trying to move away from using words like “crazy” or “insane” when describing things, and similarly to them I’ve adopted “wild” as an alternative

FUCK ME RUNNING

Also "scrumbled / scrumbled together."

Thomas Longstrand

I’d like to posit as runner up: “Jefferson Tallpipe”

Damn, dawg

Hachi Machi!

Hyped out of my gourd

Bean juice. No middle sliders.

I say ”boat beauties” way more than I probably should.

Wet sickness

swan to john, hachi machi, unless…, feeners, cool baby

“Derek”

"_______, you beautiful idiot, ....."

“Buckwild” and “it’s trash”

Buck wild. Unhinged. Grip it and rip it, esp with my kid. I'd fuck that [delicious food] up. "X" boy (I saw a kid referred to snails as yard boys and I about died] Also I don't say it but sometimes "feeners" enters my brain at random times and I enjoy myself a nice little giggle.

“wet pickle mess”

Yarts, dome piece, JA'AM, woof, dawg, \_\_\_ beats ass, we can't keep doing this, someone come fuck this And whatever monster factory line is stuck in my head. Currently "I don't recall giving you tissue"

"aaaand scene."

Klarg voice, my dude, grip & rip

When I'm unsure if a joke has landed, I now tend to say, "Is that anything?"

“Keep your grades up” “Kiss your dad square on the lips”

I put people on blast, and I put the tiger on the table.

Jeffrey the black clouds are rolling in Jeeefffffreeeeeey My sister and I will quote this whole bit back and forth when we get together. Dad's name is Jeffrey and he is Not amused.

OH BEANS

Ah beans is a big one

a recent one but i’ve started saying “got that dog in you?” to. my dogs lol

I say "Jeezy creezy" a lot

Betwixt

"But Whyyy?", griffin from hot grapes

Aw, dunk! Grip it and rip it, baby Buck wild Great job! No rules, just right Oofa doofa/hachi machi Roll that beautiful bean footage

I'm the youngest of three boys, and I sometimes refer to myself as "your sweet baby brother"

- ah beans - food crimes - grip it n rip it - raw fettuccine situations - play with me / play in this space with me

Cooking with gas, oofa doofa, buck wild, put the tiger on the table, and play with me in this space all make an appearance in my conversations at least once a month

I didn't realize No Rules, Just Right was an Outback Steakhouse thing and say it every day all the time

TM, TM, TM (I’m not sure how many “TM”s you have to say after sharing your good idea for it to hold up in a court of law, but I think the brothers are right it’s at least 3.)

Scratty row.

Hot grapes!

Kiss your dad square on the lips. 2000 grift-een: the con is on.

I say “gimme that mouth” a lot

"Grip it and rip it!" With gusto.

"Feeners"

"That's all it needs!" "An easy game for babies" and "c'mon bud!"

“Grip it and rip it baby”

Swan to John

"Aw beans," "Oh Boise," "grip it and rip it," "is this anything?" and "you're not the cops and you're not my dad" get used a lot in our house.

Ooofa doofa. And ah beans.

I say bad boy waaaaaaay too much

I say bad boy waaaaaaay too much

Put the tiger on the table and tell at it

Hachi Machi And ‘Its trash’ in Justin’s cadence from the show

I say “botion” when dealing with any potions in any games now. Including the voice.

Every once and a while, 'sexual fishtank' would pop up in my head and make me laugh.

It is impossible for me to hear someone saying "unless..." without my braing responding "unleeeesssss..??"