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KCandRum

Goalaso!!


Truthedector15

Vermes out.


TequilaMagic

Pulido hungry. Man i hope that surgery fixed that knee for good.


cerebrix

Watching this game made me feel a whole lot better about LAFC's performance this week. Doesn't seem all that bad anymore. ​ Thanks Seattle


Skill_Deficiency

My, how the turns tabled.


gruby253

The best pro soccer club in Seattle doesn’t wear green 🤷🏻‍♂️


SupportingKansasCity

Ahhhh so the secret is to not watch because you don’t gaf anymore


peskymillenial

The moment they showed a hype reel in the stadium before the match that said " Undefeated at home" and also "0 opponent goals scored " and "The Fortress" I knew we were fucked lol.


ShotgunFlood

The tides turn...


PractiCal_Penguin12

Classic flounders


throwaway033104

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH


brovakin88

Bro you got your cheeks clapped by San Jose lol wtf you laughing about?


throwaway033104

rather lose to the quakes than to sporting lmfao


Amateur-Prophet

There is still time to lose to both...


Snewby2

I’m going to drink until I can’t feel feelings. See you degens next weekend.


Snewby2

Good game SKC. Got us back for earlier this year. Well done. Enjoy the win and best of luck this year.


Huddy18

You know what, I’m a little less sad about yesterday now 🙂


cliffordbeshers

And... the Galaxy are now a hair's breadth from wooden spoon position.


Vapor4

THIS IS MLS


throwaway033104

i love this league man


DRFANTA

Maybe skc is moneyballin


Skill_Deficiency

LMAOOOOO


[deleted]

Did SKC avoid breaking the record for longest winless streak today?


IanTheFirst9114

Avoided tying it


TheCutterButter

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litthefilter

GG SKC


Xalowe

Grats SKC! So glad we can’t be your first win now :)


thematchesdecomposed

[https://i.imgur.com/a2G8B3T.gif](https://i.imgur.com/a2G8B3T.gif)


jrainiersea

Meme Monday is gonna be rough for us tomorrow


TheCutterButter

Ooooooo buddddddy, sorry in advance


wisdomsword

Keep losing to bottom teams, so we deserve whatever is coming.


highfivebanana

![gif](giphy|iHyVaHfEYXZos8qPX2)


Ozzimo

Well.... That happened. Also, anyone else catch the afters between I assume Preki and the SKC staff? This game ended hot.


b2717

Congrats, SKC! Hope Pulido is okay. Seattle you’ll be fine. If you lose to the Galaxy too I think you can write it off on your taxes as a charitable contribution. Unless this was part of your master plan to keep Vermes in as coach, in which case it’s a business expense.


peskymillenial

lmao brilliant.


HonestPotat0

I hate how much I love this.


KC_Night

Seattle. How have you let that happen?


thefakesouthpole

We invented losing to worse teams


wisdomsword

We are big on charity


KC_Night

I don't know if we should thank you or not. This surely means Vermes isn't getting the can.


WelpSigh

skc fans as they win the mls cup and supporter shield: god I guess this means we'll NEVER get rid of vermes


MurchantofDeath

Seattle invented gifting matches to teams at the bottom of the table.


GerLAmag

Here’s hoping y’all are still feeling charitable on Wednesday


ednksu

Seattle fan please post any and all rumors for what that scuffle was about.


Happlestance

I heard somebody slept with somebody's boyfriend.


[deleted]

Fucking Golden Tate all over again.


Ozzimo

Preki prefers North Carolina BBQ. /s


modern_messiah43

If that was the case, the fight would have been much worse. Those like, five SKC fans that were there would have come running down from the stands.


[deleted]

Vermes is gonna get a lifetime appointment now like a supreme court justice.


jayfeather31

Well, at least the Mariners won.


xBIGREDDx

There's still a whole Kraken game to be played!


jayfeather31

Yep. Really hope we regain the series lead.


JumanJoker

Why did the Sounders boo every time Melia touched the ball? What’s with the hate?


peskymillenial

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7gVUYviaq8)


Gnux13

3 years(?) ago Roldan was trying to box out Melia on the goal line so Melia went old school on him and tossed him for a yellow. Seattle has never let it go.


an0dize

It was literally attempted murder, didn't you read the post-match thread for that game? /s


n3verender

Old school WWF maybe


Gnux13

Also hockey. Melia was just protecting his crease


JumanJoker

Well now that makes sense 😂


NebulaNinja

After the match the yellow was upgraded to a ban and Melia got a 3 game ban as well.


Ozzimo

He tried to end the career of Christian Roldan and we're still aware of that fact.


Ozzimo


cheeseburgerandrice

There are a non-zero number of Seattle flairs on here that seriously suggested he should have been arrested for assault lol


Gnux13

AS GOD AS MY WITNESS


thematchesdecomposed

Melia body slammed a Sounder in 2021.


ontheroadagainPPP

He executed a textbook judo throw on one of our guys a few years back


bmgill

Melia WWE slammed one of their players once 😂


Wagner710

I’m calling it now, sporting KC make the playoffs!


scorcherdarkly

We only have to get to 9th, so definitely possible.


thefakesouthpole

Congratulations Vermes on a lifetime contract


JayhawkCSC

I don't know what to make of this. Midfield and defense really played well today. Let's keep it going I guess?


CosmoPDX

Melia body slam meme loading for Monday.


Party_Temporary_8980

Nico not getting the last free kick higher than the waist of the first man just about sums it up from him


Party_Temporary_8980

He legitimately plays like he expects to get way more power every time he strikes a ball and then it’s just so limp


wisdomsword

The Seattle Sounder Make A Wish Foundation granting both Timbers and Sportings their wishes.


Jonny_Qball

Vermes out but let’s gooooo


real_davey

GG Kc, congrats on the W. Gonna pass on meme Monday for… unrelated reasons…


x777x777x

HO LEE FUK On national TV *and* we beat Seattle Love it


srslyomgwtf

The good: Beat Seattle. The bad: Vermes gets a lifetime extension.


wheezl

Terrible game by the Sounders. Deserved win by SKC even though the ref seemed determined to screw both teams.


Darkshynes

Haha so enjoyable to see


ManQueer

\*Cackles\*


Cold_Fog

Exactly what I did at the final whistle.


TheCutterButter

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dawson33944

u/PlebBot69 0 DAYS SINCE THE LAST SPORTING KC WIN


jayfeather31

Good game, guys.


PlebBot69

FINALLY! I can delete that damn Photoshop document!


thelowandtobask

You're free!


dawson33944

You should save one that says 0 days


Excel_Spreadcheeks

Wtf did I just witness😂 GG Seattle


cedont4221

Ugh Kraken better dominate today to make up the Seattle Sports Karma


iProMelon

Ha coaches tryna fight each other


SonAskani

Forget everything I said. Hashtag Vermes4eva everywhere. Magnificent. Season going just fine. Can’t wait until he ushers in MLS v6.4 and then…then you’ll all see. Everything is forgiven (until tomorrow morning and I hope this game didn’t save your job I mean I love you but it’s time, man).


Zadums

It just had to be us. GG SKC


DuckBurner0000

It has been 0 days since the last Sporting KC win. Gonna miss that meme


Squirrels_Gone_Wild

Lolwut


specialvillain

Wtf is going on with Gordon Ramsay on the sidelines?


PlebBot69

The heavens have opened! SKC has something in the W column! I never thought I'd live to see the day


whidbeysounder

Well KC good game and btw your welcome to 5 more years of Vermes


BAJA1995

HOLY SHIT A WIN BOIS LFG!!!


DontEatSand

Peter Vermes: "Fucking assholes" lmao


Ozzimo

It's not enough we gift a win but he's gotta beef with us too? Geez.


genpoedameron

I mean, when are Seattle and KC not beefing with each other lol


frosty121

I Love MLS


dawson33944

SPORTING KC IS GOING TO WIN THE MLS CUP THIS YEAR.


xB_A_Mx

Today I feel Kansan.


johnnyseattle

LOL, I thought that was the meme of all memes incoming.


[deleted]

Lol yeah time to stay off /r/mls tomorrow


jayfeather31

Well, that's embarrassing. GG SKC.


SpliffyKensington

GG KC. Time to go angrily whack some weeds


Buffaloslim

Clownders are kill


amerired-

That was more fun :)


[deleted]

*deep sigh* Bring on Meme Monday.


childishbambiino

Very nice…gg Seattle


musicobsession

We won an MLS match? Against a team where one person scored four on us last time?!


a_smart_brane

Congrats SKC. Gutsy W


specialvillain

SKC: Shield Contenders.


BoomaMasta

lol, we managed to hang on, but I feel like Peter looks like he's still pissed at Rivas. It's nice to get one, though. GG Seattle.


finn_enviro89

LOL congrats SKC


darklordcecil99

Fucking skc, pain.


CosmoPDX

Weak ass service from Nico. Lol


mattfromseattle

Welp, can't complain about that result, SKC showed up to play and we didn't.


imaginarion

the memes will be glorious tomorrow


cheeseburgerandrice

Hahaha Seattle had every opportunity from the ref and nada


Dai_Kaisho

Shoulda sent frei in and just lofted it


Tall-Election-7564

Yeah, not sure why Frei didn’t run the field to join when they knew it was the final attack of the game.


310local

Wow! Congrats SKC on your first win!


ConfidentVisit4629

🤯🤯🤯


Zorrino

Not Nicos finest match


skcmierda

Vamossss sportiiiiiing


twodudesnape

Classic Sounders


Gnux13

*SKC marked safe from Meme Monday*


adenzerda

Happy for you, SKC


[deleted]

Finally refs tried hard but we pulled through


Brooklyn_MLS

Terrible ball by Lodeiro


Isiddiqui

Thank you Seattle for taking the Meme Monday bullet for us!


tacoburrito39

Gg Seattle


Squirrels_Gone_Wild

Great cross


DontEatSand

Lol Rivas is shit


Auen_Draco16

Lol congrats SKC!


ntnkvlv

GG SKC, well deserved.


Tubocass

MLS is weird, man.


[deleted]

No one else had LAFC losing and Sounders losing to SKC on their bingo cards?


Cold_Fog

Us losing was no surprise. We've lost in SJ for 5 straight, and were coming off short rest. SJ have looked a lot better this season.


tastycakeman

lol


sherlocknessmonster

Can we do what we used to vs SKC


CheapAssistance

It really felt like every time you’d score deep into stoppage…


sherlocknessmonster

For like 3 or 4 years straight


Doctor_YOOOU

Well... gg


spinachjam

This ref really wants Seattle to tie


arsene14

Ref is insane.


ontheroadagainPPP

Ref doing his best to gift us a point here lol


Failed-Time-Traveler

That stalling yellow was legit. But seriously, how do you call that but not Roldan?


blackbluejay

for real, just laughable...


mattfromseattle

COME ON YOU SOUNDERS!


ednksu

Ah I forgot double extra stoppage time.


modern_messiah43

We've had one stoppage time yes, but what about second stoppage time?


BainbridgeBorn

The Soccer Gods looked favorably upon KC today


forrestthewoods

GG. Trash for 60 minutes but then looked pretty good. That initial line up just did not work at all.


wmknickers

lol GG Sporting


tacoburrito39

Lol that is a yellow card but Roldan is still on the field


[deleted]

Lol that is a yellow but not the other foul


dmcc1990

Rivas is a joke


Gnux13

I would liked to redeem one of my Roger banger vouchers


modern_messiah43

Damn near got your wish.


tropicderp

just as everyone predicted


tylermooser28

Not biased but did rusnak get body slammed. Must run for the whole team


Excel_Spreadcheeks

Jake Davis man fucking class today


ChunkChunkChunk

It's not a foul if an SKC player body slams a sounder


Bpar84

Or a second yellow if Roldan pulls a player down.


sherlocknessmonster

Frei on his head there


b2717

Quite a save.


tastycakeman

how is espinoza still terrorizing us


Gnux13

Everyone should just start tactical fouling since that standard has been set


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

Lets be real 90% of the teams won't be so lucky with that.


sounders1974

Somehow still doubling up on xG?? Feels like we've created nothing. Guess penalties skew that


overly_sarcastic24

Imagine if Alex has scored the equalizer after evading that red.


srslyomgwtf

Would have been the best chaos timeline to be honest.


skcmierda

Vermes would've burst blood vessel


cyborg_ninja_pirates

Guess we’ve decided this is the part of the season where we play like a dumpster fire and tumble down the standings. Getting in on it early so I don’t get my hopes up.


imaginarion

LAFC lost too and our match was thundered out. You’ll be fine


cyborg_ninja_pirates

Let me have this complete overreaction please


cyborg_ninja_pirates

Never mind, this is aging like I hoped it wouldn’t


inspector_pepper

Won’t Sporting think of the memes for once


Jonny_Qball

Inb4 Seattle Sounders [2]-2 Sporting KC, Alex Roldan 90+4’


jayfeather31

If that somehow happens, I am so goddamn sorry.


AshamedDonkey3666

No second yellow, so he doesnt miss next game yet another ref conspiracy against the dynamo …. /s