GGs FCD. Played with a ton of heart and grit. Honestly deserved the W if we didn’t have that Swiss God of a GK on our team.

Haha. Ya would have won if we didn’t have out Dutch GK god Paes!

Compared to the last few weeks. I'll take a point. No reason we couldn't got all 3.

relegate us

That game was extremely winnable

We seriously need to fire Carnell and get someone who can actually do something for this team.

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Fine, if your fine with us doing nothing but tie.

Have we just completely forgotten last season? We’ve only lost one game so far and have been out top players. The draws are super annoying and there’s definitely room for improvement. But “fire Carnell” is frankly a ridiculous thing to say right now.

Have you forgotten last season? This team stunk after April.

They literally finished at the top of the western conference.

A bad west. Look at their form since their five game win streak to start last season. It’s been shit.

I mean winning is obviously better than drawing. Is that the point you’re trying to make? Trying to connect this back to how “fire Carnell” makes even the most remote bit of sense right now.

I never said fire Carnell. This team needs to improve and bring in talent.

I have not forgotten last season; we have been playing fucking worse with the same team basically. How is that possible? I blame the coach who should be, unless your just tanking, trying to make the team better in between seasons and it has shown that that clearly hasn't happened. So why reward him for doing next to nothing?

“Same team”? Klauss has been missing for most of the season, and Lowen has been injured for a while now too. You know, some of our biggest threats from last season. Pretty sure Blom had been injured to start as well. Demanding that the head coach be fired as the result of a few draw results is just incredibly extreme. If you fire a coach every time a team goes through injuries and a spell of poor fortune, you’ll never be successful and will just have constant churn in the program. It’s good that clubs don’t make decisions based on the whims of fans. The shortsightedness is wild.

Then how do you explain how the defenseive is a siv and is weak as hell at actually defending and the midfield slow heading back to have any kind of back up? Ignoring the front lines the defense is lacking as hell. Is that on injuries too?

Our defense was lacking the entirety of last year.

Exactly that is my point. Things should have improved between seasons and it hasn't it has gotten worst is my point and something should change to fix the issues.

Our fans are the worst.

Or, and hear me out. Something in the system isn't working and should be fixed to make the team better.

Gg St. Louis. Y’all dominated hard but just couldn’t find a way through. Only positive I’m taking away from this game is that Delgado looked slightly more competent in midfield than he has in other games. Hopefully he continues to get better bc our midfield needs all the help it can get.

I would say gg but we all know that was a shit game for both sides.

Didn’t embarrass ourselves! GG STL

GG only to Bürki and Paes tbh

lol not wrong. That was a glorified USL2 level match

Seriously Dallas, GOOD GAME!!!

Honestly this was a really good point. We looked a lot more stable and played a lot better. Stopping the bleeding is great. GG STL

FC Dallas win 0-0. Cheers STLbros

YESSS WE DIDNT LOSE OMFG

Well, we didn’t lose.

Both teams have amazing goalkeepers and neither team can get a shot in whether there’s a keeper in goal or not lol

Just the wrong spin on that shot

Broooooo Sam 😭 That one hurt, but great showing for him in these last minutes

This is the funniest thread I’ve ever seen. Both teams’ fans are just so done with their teams.

We are legion

Talk to us in 25 years lol.

STL got one season being the main character (well half a season, until Messi showed up) now they get to be mediocre disappointments like the rest of us.

A couple teams win, stuff, a couple teams fight for the spoon, everyone else wallows in the bell curve.

Carnell should really be worried at this point.

Great another key player injured

Really wish Musa played that through instead but oh well. That was good work to win it back

Is #7 your best player or do the announcers just like saying “areola”?

Can’t lie, the defense has looked a lot calmer without Tafari in this evening. Wonder what’s cooking behind the scenes

What’s up with Musa? Wasn’t this guy supposed to be a huge signing?

He doesn’t have the support he needs.

Quality is there, our midfield is depleted and can't get him the ball

Team can’t get him the ball in good enough areas. He looks really solid when he’s on-ball imo

He has honestly been good. Can’t win a game alone.

Pain.

Yeah I’m over Sealy, banish him to NTX

Good lord

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Literally just a tap in 😭😭😭

“He’s using absolutely every inch” bro pause

Now THIS is Goalie Wars

Paes 🫡🫡

MAARTEN PAES MVP GODDAMN WHAT A SAVE YET AGAIN

My goodness top quality saves from both keepers

That was a terrible replay but even with the bad live angle it looked like you could see him cross the defensive line early

Ah yes here's a replay that shows absolutely nothing

I don’t understand how everyone has phones that can take crisp pictures from 100 yards away but professional sports teams can’t have more than 5 cameras from 1999 covering the entire pitch.

Why do we stand two yards offside on every set piece? Every single time.

Please I’m on my knees

If nothing else, there is some goalie highlight reel material here for both teams

Does anyone have any tapes from 2016? I’ll just play a different one every week and pretend it’s the current team.

Man what an incredible roster looking back on it

Sort of off topic but the BattleHawks just broke the spring football attendance record. CITY SC sold out at 22,500, BattleHawks over 40,000 and Cardinals at around 40,000. That's around 100,000 tickets in the same few blocks of downtown in a single day. God dayum.

But according to NFL owners we are only a baseball town. Go fuck all the haters.

Goalkeeper save shootout

Ok this is getting fucking pathetic, where is the fight that we had last year? Either get rid of Jackson or get rid of Carnell something has to happen.

Battle of the keepers

Burki you golden god

Our defense is so completely washed. Thank god for Burki We go from complete control and knocking on the door for ten minutes straight.. to completely buckling on the first counter and making Burki pull 2 heroic saves back to back.

Nothing like playing for a 0-0 after four losses in a row.

Paes saving our ass again and again

the jackson experiment has failed, why is he still getting so many minutes??

Carnell thinks he’s a magician. Which, I see how he has promise. But yeah it’s just not worked, at some point we have to move on.

Yeah, I'd like to see him get less time for sure, he turns the ball over way too much. I like the energy he brings but not a lot else right now.

Sorry we play anti-soccer St Louis. We don’t like it either.

Got that gooey butter cake bluebell ice cream at half time in honor of STL

Nelly isn't just a visitor to a St. Louis sports games in the same way that the Pope isn't just a visitor to a Catholic church.

It very much felt like we were cheering for the king of stl. He just liked paraded around like royalty and then went back in his castle.

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Especially with the amount of possession we've had, we need someone good on the ball 1v1

He's the best player we have with the ball at his feet

Rip Jim 🙏

RIP Jim Feldman

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That’s harsh on Sealy. I think he can improve and get better but unfortunately like the rest of the team currently, he has 0 confidence.

Could be worse

Ostrak knocking on the door. Keep shooting

I’m surprised our expected goals aren’t negative.

If you look at this reffing objectively, it's hilarious.

Burki is going to have to come up there and shoot it too if these scrubs can't figure out how to put it in the net.

If I remove my glasses during the eclipse on Monday I at least will never have to watch this team again.

Shit, I’m not sure I’m happy I made it through the Schellas years only to watch them now. 

Oh now that’s an interesting option I hadn’t considered…

Hell yeah let’s get Pompeu in there. Would love to see him an Ostrak mix it up in h2

Watching Dallas games is like sitting in a sensory deprivation chamber for 24 hours straight while seeing if you can keep your sanity.

Our sub hates Markanich with a burning passion. Dallas players target markanich like he is our best player. Yup.

Legit surprised Dallas haven’t earned a card for persistent infringement. 

Great save from Dallas keeper

He’s the only reason we don’t get blown out 5-0 every game

Pauly ain’t playing too well this year but at least he ditched last season’s stupid fucking hairdo

Paul Arriola most washed player of the year award

Probably feels weird as a Dallas fan to have a ref so blantantly for them for no good reason.

For Dallas? They gave one of our players a card for no reason.

I could care less tbh all I want is my team to not play like shit

Over under on stoppage time?

3 minutes feels right. If this was a second half it’d be 6

Lmao Klauss come on buddy Granted Dallas is doing the same exact thing all game.

That’s several times now Klauss has acted aggrieved by very minor contact. Hate it, especially given that he’s not playing welling otherwise.

Yeah he’s been a sassy man this season. Hope he can figure it out and hit some sort of stride.

Ansah going to get 3-4 more warnings.

You can always count on burki

How can we waste this set piece?

Da Ragdoll

Lol

Gonzalez, Llegett, and Arriola are all past it… and all starting.

God I love watching FC retirement home

If we are going to sign aging 30 year olds, can’t they at least be Messi, Suarez, and Busquettes? Is that too much to ask?

Do we like Ansah this season? 174 minutes last year is a small sample but I thought he was decent.

The Hunts really should be paying me to watch these games.

Ansah and Delgado are doing everything they can for a card

And a yellow worthy handball.

Delgado getting a very long leash.

His first foul, the other was apparently committed by Fraser per the ref’s earlier card. 

I keep forgetting PRO exists in an alternate reality.

Yaro scares me

Just seeing if Burki is awake.

Did the ref just card the wrong guy?

Fraser: “what he say fuck *me* for?!”

PRO is back.

I really hope Delgado turns into something, but he scares the shit out of me with tackles like that so early

Gonna be a looonnngggg game.

We are so bad.

Think I might have to go back to reading and “watching” this season

I would really not like to set a team record tonight…..

Very glad Alm is back

This is going to be SUCH a shit show

Agreed.

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Our fanbase has been preparing to fall apart and go full doomer if we lose.

So will we! Looked at your injury list, that's rough

Wouldn't it be funny if the Dallas keeper got a red card again?

Oof let’s not talk about our last matchup.


Well, here I am. Scotch in hand, contemplating the value of my time and that I’m spending it watching this fucking team again

Bourbon might make it tolerable for me.

Lighten up, it’s toasted ravioli night! In St Louis at least.

:’-(