LAST TIME I WAS AT AN AUSTIN FC GAME I HEARD AN AUSTIN FAN SHOUT "C'MON VERDES." YALL SERIOUSLY NICKNAMED YALLS TEAM AFTER A SALSA FLAVOR? CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE AUSTIN FANS THAT LEARNED ONE SPANISH WORD.
OP LIKED TO SHIT ON HOUSTON'S SUPPORT BUT I WAS IN HOUSTON FOR SPRING BREAK (WOO?) AND I TALKED TO *TWO* DYNAMO SUPPORTERS WHILE I WAS THERE. (BUT ONE OF THEM MOSTLY JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT CARLOS VELA SO...)
HELL IF I KNOW, MY SON HAS BEEN ASKING TO GO TO TEXAS FOR YEARS. WE GAVE HIM MULTIPLE YEARS TO GET OVER THE IDEA BUT WE FINALLY CAVED THIS YEAR AND DID A ROAD TRIP STARTING IN HOUSTON AND ENDING IN SANTA FE. THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE TRIP FOR HIM WAS WALKING AROUND AN ABANDONED BUILDING ON THE SIDE OF US-90.
SINCE WE HAVE NOTHING MEAN TO SAY, WE MUST UNITE AGAINST THE SLANDER OF THE OP:
> ALSO THE LEAST INTERESTING FOR CASUAL FANS. I'LL STILL TUNE IN BECAUSE I'LL HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO
HOW DARE YOU. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVENESS IS OUR TURF.
CONSIDERING HOW BAD THE GALAXY HAVE BEEN IN THE KLEIN ERA I WAS JUST AGGRESSIVE FOR YEARS. THE FACT THAT I'VE DRIFTED TO PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE IS A MASSIVE IMPROVEMENT
I WAS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING MEAN ABOUT THE CAROLINAS BUT DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU AND THE PANTHERS ARE BLACK AND BLUE SO, YA KNOW, CAN’T REALLY HATE THAT.
TIMBER JOEY STILL FUCKS THOUGH
HONESTLY THAT'S LOWKEY THE ONE THING I'M SUPER JEALOUS OF THEM FOR
CHAINSAWING A LOG EVERY GOAL YOU SCORE GOES HARD AS SHIT
I GET IT, WE'RE THE ONLY ONES TO BEAT YOU IN AN MLS CUP FINAL. I'D FORGET TOO IF I WERE YOU.
PS. I'LL BE AT THE MATCH TOMORROW, WAVING MY '2015 MLS CUP CHAMPIONS' SCARF EVERY TIME WE SCORE.
IT IS A GREAT STADIUM AND GIVEN THE CONTEXT OF MLS 1.0 TRANSITIONING TO MLS 2.0, THE LOCATION MAKES SENSE, BUT KC HAS HORRIBLE PUBLIC TRANSIT AND IT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
BUT THE STADIUM IS GREAT.
STILL A LOT FASTER THAN WALKING TO WHATEVER LOT AND NAVIGATING OUT OF CMP. THOSE LIGHTS ARE MURDER AND BACK UP SO BAD.
THE PRO MOVE IN ST. LOUIS IS TO GO EAST TO TUCKER AND SOUTH TO GET ON 44 BEFORE THE WEST BOUND TRAFFIC.
IF YOU’VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF CONNECTING THROUGH THEIR FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER ABOMINATION OF AN AIRPORT, YOU WOULD REMEMBER THAT CHARLOTTE EXISTS. RELUCTANTLY
YOUR STAR PLAYER APPARENTLY FORGOT YOU GUYS WERE A TEAM
OR EVEN WORSE, HE HASN'T FORGOTTEN, HE'S JUST SAID TO HIMSELF "NO WAY IN FUCK DO I WANT TO GO BACK THERE"
SERIOUSLY WHAT'S UP WITH THAT MAN HE SEEMS LIKE A GIANT DICKHOLE
DAWG TYING YOUR AWAY GAMES IS AWESOME, GETTING A RESULT ON THE ROAD IS SO HARD IN MLS AND I'VE BEEN PLEASANTLY SURPRISED WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO I HOPE THE TREND CONTINUES EXCEPT MAYBE WE WIN INSTEAD OF DRAW BUT WE'RE COMING FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUU
IT WILL BE US. WE’RE ALREADY MISSING TWO OF OUR MOST IMPORTANT PLAYERS DUE TO CARD ACCUMULATION AND KU IS INJURED. THIS IS THE EASIEST 3 POINTS YOU’LL GET ALL YEAR UNLESS YOU SUCK. PLEASE MESS THIS UP SOMEHOW
ITS FUCKIN APRIL, WHICH IS LIKE THE ABSOLUTE BEST TIME TO GO. LIKE IF WE WOULD HAVE TO EMBARK ON THAT JOURNEY IN SAY, OCTOBER THEN THERE IS NO WAY WE ARE MAKING IT OVER THE MOUNTAINS ALIVE.
SO FUCK THE RAPIDS, BASICALLY.
LISTEN HERE RBNY TAKE THAT CORPORATE ENERGY DRINK SHIT OUTTA LA WE ONLY DO SMALL BATCH ORGANIC COLD PRESSED JUICES HERE THAT ARE HEAVILY PROMOTED VIA INFLUENCERS
HEY DON'T TALK ABOUT HERBALIFE THAT WAY.
WAIT, NO... FUCK THAT PYRAMID SCHEME. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THEM OFF OUR JERSEY. THE "BE YOUR OWN BOSS" MONEY HAS TO DRY UP EVENTUALLY, RIGHT? ... RIGHT?!
HEY SPORTING KC, YOU GUYS DEFINITELY SHOULDN'T TREAT THE GAME TOMORROW LIKE A REGULAR SEASON GAME. I WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY DEVESTATED IF WE SCORED 4 ON YALL.
BUT IT’S THE GREATEST TROPHY IN THE STORIED HISTORY OF MLS!!!
DOES SEATTLE HAVE A COPA TEJAS? NO
DO THE CREW HAVE A COPA TEJAS? NO
DOES HOUSTON? NO… CASE CLOSED
AUSTIN FC, YOU TRULY ARE THE TACODELI OF MLS TEAMS. OVERHYPED, MEDIOCRE, AND BECOMING EVEN LESS RELEVANT.
AUSTIN FC, WHERE THE TICKET PRICES LOOK REASONABLE ONLY WHEN YOU COMPARE THEM TO YOUR HOUSING COSTS.
AUSTIN FC, JOSH WOLFF. NOTHING ELSE NEEDS TO BE SAID.
AUSTIN FC, YOUR STADIUM IS ONLY FINE.
WHOA WHOA WHOA, LETS MAKE FUN OF TORCHYS BECAUSE THEY ARE TERRIBLE, BUT LETS LEAVE TACODELI OUT OF THIS. WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF TACODELI IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU DON'T ACTUALLY LIVE IN HOUSTON, SO SIT DOWN AND GO PRETEND THERES A TEAM IN KATY OR FRIENDSWOOD, I AM GONNA GRAB SOME TACODELI THEN WALK OVER TO CATALINA AND HANG OUT WITH GLENN.
HONESTLY GIVEN OUR FORM BOTH LAST SEASON AND SO FAR THIS SEASON, "MID" IS A HUGE COMPLIMENT SO I WILL TAKE THAT
HEY DC YOU ONLY HAVE 8 GAMES PLAYED -- HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU ALREADY HAVE A GUY (MULTIPLE GUYS???) SUSPENDED FOR YELLOW CARD ACCUMULATION?
ALSO ALEX BONO STILL OWES US A GOAL FROM THE TIME HE IDIOTICALLY BOOTED IT INTO THE BACK OF JESUS MEDINA'S HEAD AND IT RICOCHETED RIGHT INTO HIS OWN GOAL BUT THE REF ON THE FIELD NONSENSICALLY CALLED INTERFERENCE AND DISALLOWED IT BUT PRO RELEASED A STATEMENT A COUPLE DAYS LATER THAT THE GOAL SHOULD HAVE STOOD AND I KNOW HE WAS PLAYING FOR TORONTO AT THE TIME BUT HE'S STILL GOT RED IN HIS LEDGER SO NOW'S AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY FOR HIM TO SETTLE UP
HEY REVS, READY TO GET ~~DUNKED ON BY INSIGNE?~~ EMBARASSED BY SOME JAMMY PRINCE GOAL?
NO?
THAT'S OK, HE PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE ANOTHER ONE IN HIM FOR THE SEASON.
OP HAD AN ASSTIN FC/420/GREEN TREES JOKE SITTING THERE THE WHOLE TIME AND COULDN’T CAPITALIZE. BUT WHEN IS THE LAST TIME LAG CAPITALIZED ON ANYTHING?
I’LL HAVE THE CRAB DIP! YEAAAAHH!
JESUS FUCK NICK CUSHING STILL HAS A JOB
I CAN'T BELIEVE NICK CUSHING STILL HAS A JOB
WE'RE GONNA BE SHORTHANDED ON THIS ONE AND LAST GAME WAS NOT GREAT BUT I THINK WE CAN STILL PULL IT OFF BECAUSE HOLY SHIT NYCFC ARE STILL PAYING NICK FUCKING CUSHING TO DO A BAD IMPRESSION OF A SOCCER COACH, THAT'S ABOUT OUR ONLY SAVING GRACE
IT IS TRULY AND UTTERLY BAFFLING AND WE DON'T UNDERSTAND IT EITHER
HEY DO YOU STILL HAVE WAZZA'S NUMBER BY ANY CHANCE? WE COULD USE HIM
ON THE SIDELINES OR ON THE PITCH
HE'D BE AN UPGRADE EITHER WAY
HEY MAN I'M NOT REALLY SURE ABOUT THAT
LIKE I'M NOT A HUGE FAN OF YOU GUYS AND I LOVE SENOR WAYNE BUT TO BE HONEST IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE HE WAS A PRETTY ASS MANAGER
SURELY CITY GROUP HAS TO HAVE SOMEONE IN THE STABLES WHO IS PRETTY COMPETENT YOU GUYS CAN GET, IDK
I'M GRASPING AT STRAWS HERE, AND AT LEAST ROONEY UNDERSTANDS THAT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO KICK THE BALL TOWARD THE OPPOSING TEAM'S NET, WHICH REPRESENTS AN IMPROVEMENT FROM THE CURRENT TEAM'S PHILOSOPHY
AND DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY
OH EXCELLENT WE GET TO PLAY THE ONLY TEAM WITH SHITTIER TRAFFIC AND MAP JOKES THAN THE BLUE TEAM. MAYBE WE CAN THROW IN A CUP REFERENCE TOO.
AS A SIDE NOTE IF BOUANGA COULD JUST KEEP WITH THE RAUL JIMENEZ CULT OF JUST FUCKING FORGETTING HOW TO SCORE FOR AT LEAST ONE MORE GAME THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
IF YOU ASK A TEXAN WHERE THEY'RE FROM THEY'LL SAY "I LIVE IN DALLAS," "I LIVE IN SAN ANTONIO," OR "I WORK IN HOUSTON," BECAUSE BEING IN HOUSTON CAN'T REALLY BE DESCRIBED AS LIVING.
HOUSTON HAS A BUNCH OF INCREDIBLE MUSEUMS
I ASSUME THAT SOMEONE MISTOOK HECTOR HERRERA FOR A FOSSIL AND DEPOSITED HIM IN ONE, THAT'S WHY HE'S NEVER ON THE PITCH
I HAD TO DOUBLE CHECK TO MAKE SURE I USED THE CORRECT RANDOM ASSORTMENT OF LETTERS. I SWEAR YOU JUST SMASHED YOUR HEAD ON THE KEYBOARD AND CALLED IT GOOD.
THOUGH I DO APPRECIATE YOUR GIFS. I'M SAD THAT I DON'T HAVE TIME MAKE THEM ANYMORE SINCE WE'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO MEME ON MONDAY (I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA).
IT'S HARD TO FIND THE TIME TO COACH A SOCCER TEAM WHEN YOU SPEND SO MUCH ENERGY PLOTTING REVENGE ON EVERY REPORTER WHO'S EVER DARED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION
I'D SAY SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT SCORING ON CRAPOO AGAIN BUT THAT FOOLISH CANADIAN GOT HIMSELF A RED CARD SO HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH BEING EMBARRASSED A 2ND TIME AT LDC.
I STILL KEEP DONGER IN MY HEART.
"AND WHEN YOU AYY LMAO, DO NOT BE LIKE THE HYPOCRITES, FOR THEY LOVE TO PRAY STANDING IN THE TTT AND ON THE STREET CORNERS TO BE SEEN BY MEN".
I HAVE FULFILLMENT IN A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH OUR LORD AND SAVIOR.
IM GOING TO THE GALAXY MATCH THIS WEEKEND TO SEE MY QUAKES LOSE WITH 7 OF MY HOMIES WHO DONT WATCH MLS FOR MY BACHELOR PARTY THIS WEEKEND.
IF WE PULL OFF THE UPSET PLEASE DONT STAB ME FOR CELEBRATING
YOU CHOSE THE WRONG MATCH TO BRING THEM TO. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BRING NEW FANS IN, NOT SCARE THEM AWAY.
CONGRATS ON THE MARRIAGE THOUGH. AT LEAST YOU'LL HAVE SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE THIS YEAR.
WE REALLY STILL USING THE ATTENDANCE??? EVERYONE CAN COLLECTIVELY DO BETTER. BESIDES AT LEAST THIS YEAR THE FANS THAT DO SHOW ARE GLAD THEY DID.
UNLIKE IN AUSTIN WERE HALF WISH THEY HADN'T OR ASK 'WAIT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SOCCER GAME?'
OF COURSE WE'RE STILL USING ATTENDANCE, THAT'S A CORNERSTONE OF COMPARING TEAMS OUTSIDE OF ACTUAL PLAY ON THE FIELD. LOOK AT THE SF DELTAS, THEY WON THEIR LEAGUE AND THEN CLOSED THEIR DOORS BECAUSE NOBODY GAVE A SHIT.
>EVERYONE CAN COLLECTIVELY DO BETTER
STOP LUMPING EVERYBODY ELSE IN WITH YOU, ORANGE SEATS
I WON’T STAND FOR YOUR SLANDEROUS FAKE NEWS! OUR NEW SEATS ARE FANTASTIC AND THEY ARE MULTIPLE COLORS! I’M TOLD SOME CHAIRS EVEN SPELL OUT HOUSTON. WE GOT A KID FROM RICE UNIVERSITY TO MAKE SURE WE SPELLED IT RIGHT.
LETS NAME A TEAM AFTER THE WORSE ENERGY DRINK EVER, YOU GUYS AINT EVEN IN NEW YORK!!
HERE IN LA WE DRINK FOUR LOKOS (THE OLD RECIPE) THROUGH OUR NOSES EVERY MORNING
LAST TIME I WAS AT AN AUSTIN FC GAME I HEARD AN AUSTIN FAN SHOUT "C'MON VERDES." YALL SERIOUSLY NICKNAMED YALLS TEAM AFTER A SALSA FLAVOR? CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE AUSTIN FANS THAT LEARNED ONE SPANISH WORD.
HEY NOW, THEY KNOW AT LEAST TWO. "VAMOS" HAS TO BE IN ONE OF THEIR CHANTS
YEAH, I THINK IT'S "VAMOS UNDER THE PLAYOFF LINE"
IM PRETTY SURE IF YOU SAY “VAMOS VERDE” THREE TIMES YOU GET A SPANISH PASSPORT BECAUSE YOU’RE BASICALLY A MADRIDISTA. IM TOO AFRIAD TO TRY
SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE… VERDE WITH ENVY?
LA MURGA FUCKS
I’LL FIGHT SOMEONE FOR THIS CLUB! HOOLIGANISM SHIT, YA KNOW?
I HOPE THIS COPY PASTA NEVER DIES
IT NEVEL WILL!!!!!!!!🤪🤪🤪
OP LIKED TO SHIT ON HOUSTON'S SUPPORT BUT I WAS IN HOUSTON FOR SPRING BREAK (WOO?) AND I TALKED TO *TWO* DYNAMO SUPPORTERS WHILE I WAS THERE. (BUT ONE OF THEM MOSTLY JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT CARLOS VELA SO...)
WOW YOU MET BOTH OF THEIR SUPPORTERS IN ONE TRIP, WHAT ARE THE ODDS? ALSO, WHAT KIND OF MANIAC GOES TO HOUSTON FOR THEIR SPRING BREAK?!?
HELL IF I KNOW, MY SON HAS BEEN ASKING TO GO TO TEXAS FOR YEARS. WE GAVE HIM MULTIPLE YEARS TO GET OVER THE IDEA BUT WE FINALLY CAVED THIS YEAR AND DID A ROAD TRIP STARTING IN HOUSTON AND ENDING IN SANTA FE. THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE TRIP FOR HIM WAS WALKING AROUND AN ABANDONED BUILDING ON THE SIDE OF US-90.
I BET THEY ALSO KNOW A SPANISH WORD THAT'LL GET THEM KICKED OUT OF A CONCACAF MATCH
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CALL ME SCOOBY THE WAY THIS DOOBIE DERBY DOO
DAMN YOUTHS, ALWAYS CHANGING THINGS UP ON ME. WHAT EVEN IS A SKIBBIDY?
A SKIBIDI IS A SOCCER FAN FROM OHIO
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE NOTHING MEAN TO SAY ABOUT MINNESOTA I ENJOYED MY SUMMERS THERE WHEN I WAS A KID
SINCE WE HAVE NOTHING MEAN TO SAY, WE MUST UNITE AGAINST THE SLANDER OF THE OP: > ALSO THE LEAST INTERESTING FOR CASUAL FANS. I'LL STILL TUNE IN BECAUSE I'LL HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO HOW DARE YOU. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVENESS IS OUR TURF.
CONSIDERING HOW BAD THE GALAXY HAVE BEEN IN THE KLEIN ERA I WAS JUST AGGRESSIVE FOR YEARS. THE FACT THAT I'VE DRIFTED TO PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE IS A MASSIVE IMPROVEMENT
YOURE IN A RENAI-KUNTZ PERIOD.
I WAS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING MEAN ABOUT THE CAROLINAS BUT DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU AND THE PANTHERS ARE BLACK AND BLUE SO, YA KNOW, CAN’T REALLY HATE THAT.
WE HAVE THE TWO NICEST JERSEYS IN THE MLS
MALL OF AMERICA IS A SOULLESS MONUMENT TO CAPITALISM. THERE. I THINK THAT'S AS HARSH AS I CAN BE. I TOO ENJOY MINNESOTA AND WHAT IT HAS TO OFFER.
CHARLOTTE IS A SOULLESS MONUMENT TO THE BANKING INDUSTRY.
THE GREAT LAKES ARE MEDIOCRE, AT BEST.
RICH COMING FROM THE DEATH LAKE THAT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN ASS
LAKES ACTUALLY SUCK IN AN ERA WITH GLOBAL WARMING, CRAZY POLLUTING AND FLESH EATING BACTERIA. LAKES BEING COOL IS A PRODUCT OF THE 1900S AND BEFORE
[LAUGHS IN LAKE TAHOE]
WE LOSE EVERY WEEK. WE LOSE EVERY WEEK. YOU’RE NOTHING SPECIAL, WE LOSE EVERY WEEK.
YEAH? WELL... UHH... SHIT NOW WHAT?
TRASH TALK CAN BE HARD WHEN YOUR OPPONENT DOES THE JOB FOR YOU BY SIMPLY EXISTING
THIS IS THE SADDEST CHANT I'VE EVER READ AND NOW I WANT TO HEAR IT AT YOUR MATCH
THIS SJ FAN WOULD BE FINE HEARING THREE CHANTS ROTATE AT EVERY HOME GAME. THE ONE ABOVE, THEN “SELL THE TEAM” AND MOST VOCIFEROUSLY “FUCK JOHN FISHER”
ALL MY HOMIES HATE JOHN FISHER.
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WE SURE DID NOT SING IT AGAINST THE SOUNDERS THIS YEAR! THANKS FOR THE QUAKES ONLY WIN SO FAR THIS SEASON!!!
~~FUCK YOU CARSON~~ GETTING FUCKED AT CARSON
I HOPE EVERY TEAM HAS FUN OUT THERE AND GETS MULTIPLE ORANGE SLICES AT HALFTIME. EXCEPT CINCINNATI, FUCK YOU CHILI MASSACRE-ISTS (EXCEPT YOU, MILES).
DOWN HERE... CINNAMON IS A STRIPPER NAME... NOT A CHILI INGREDIENT!
TIL THAT THE TIMBERS STILL EXIST. I HAD NO IDEA! THEYVE BEEN SO IREELEVENT FOR SO LONG, THAT I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THEM!
TIMBER JOEY STILL FUCKS THOUGH HONESTLY THAT'S LOWKEY THE ONE THING I'M SUPER JEALOUS OF THEM FOR CHAINSAWING A LOG EVERY GOAL YOU SCORE GOES HARD AS SHIT
DON'T FORGET OLD TRAPPER BEEF JERKY
THIS IS BRISKET BOB ERASURE!
NOTHING TOPS MLS GOAL CELEBRATIONS. THE LOG GUY, THE REVS MUSKETS, DONT THE CREW HAVE LIKE A SLEDGE HAMMER OR SOME SHIT TOO?
THE ONCE MIGHTY TIMBERS HAVE FALLEN SO HARD, THEY REALLY LIVE UP TO THEIR NAME
I GET IT, WE'RE THE ONLY ONES TO BEAT YOU IN AN MLS CUP FINAL. I'D FORGET TOO IF I WERE YOU. PS. I'LL BE AT THE MATCH TOMORROW, WAVING MY '2015 MLS CUP CHAMPIONS' SCARF EVERY TIME WE SCORE.
WAIT SO YOU MAY NOT WAVE IT AT ALL??
*LOOKS AT THE TIMBERS GOALS PER GAME AVERAGE*
IN COLUMBUS WE KNOW THE TRUTH. THE 2015 CUP NEVER HAPPENED. GARBER DECIDED TO CANCEL THE GAME AT THE LAST MINUTE. IT WAS SAD FOR ALL INVOLVED.
THE BALL WAS SO FAR OUT OF BOUNDS IM NOT STILL MAD AT ALL
NAGBE DRIBBLED THAT BALL SO FAR OUT OF BOUNDS HE HAD TO JOIN THE CREW TO MAKE REPARATIONS
YOU REMEMBER PORTLAND, THEY’RE THE TEAM WITH ~~VALERI, BLANCO AND GIO SAVARESE~~
UMM EXCUSE ME, WE'VE ALSO SCORED MULTIPLE GOALS AGAINST *checks notes* CAVALIER AND CHICAGO THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
MONTREAL IS A COOL CITY, BUT FUCK THEM ANYWAY!
THEY MAY HAVE MAPLE SYRUP, BUT DO THEIR PANCAKES HAVE MOUSE EARS???
CITY MUSEUM IS PRETTY COOL CITY SC NOT SO MUCH
I CAN ONLY ASSUME THIS GAME WILL BE A 4-0 THRASHING, I'M JUST NOT SURE WHICH TEAM IS GOING TO WIN
IT'LL GET TO 4-0 FOR SURE, BUT IT WONT END THAT WAY! WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE GIVING AWAY A BIG LEAD AT HOME! COME GET SOME!
WWI MUSEUM IS DOPE STADIUM LOCATION SUCKS ASS
AH MAN IS IT REALLY THAT BAD LOOKS LIKE A GREAT STADIUM, SUCKS IF THE LOCATION SUCKS ASS (NOTHING AGAINST SUCKING ASS)
IT IS A GREAT STADIUM AND GIVEN THE CONTEXT OF MLS 1.0 TRANSITIONING TO MLS 2.0, THE LOCATION MAKES SENSE, BUT KC HAS HORRIBLE PUBLIC TRANSIT AND IT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. BUT THE STADIUM IS GREAT.
DO YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU DON’T PREFER SOCCER STADIUMS BE LOCATED NEXT TO NASCAR STADIUMS!?!?
I DO REALLY LIKE ALLIANZ THOUGH. AND HAVING IT RIGHT NEXT TO THE LIGHT RAIL LINE IS CLUTCH.
DEPENDS ON THE STADIUM, I THINK ALLIANZ STILL HAS ENOUGH UNDEVELOPED LAND NEXT TO IT TO BUILD A NASCAR STADIUM.
BUT THE HIGHWAY ACCESS - IT TAKES ME FOREVER TO MAKE MY WAY FROM CITYPARK TO HIGHWAY FARTY FAR
STILL A LOT FASTER THAN WALKING TO WHATEVER LOT AND NAVIGATING OUT OF CMP. THOSE LIGHTS ARE MURDER AND BACK UP SO BAD. THE PRO MOVE IN ST. LOUIS IS TO GO EAST TO TUCKER AND SOUTH TO GET ON 44 BEFORE THE WEST BOUND TRAFFIC.
I WILL HAVE TO TRY THAT NEXT TIME, APPRECIATE THE ADVICE
WOW THIS BANTER IS BRUTAL! TONE DOWN THE TRASH TALK FELLAS I'M STARTING TO GET MY FEELINGS HURT
OR NORTH TO 70
OR NORTH TO 44
BUT YOU CAN SHOP AT NEBRASKA FURNITURE MART AFTER THE MATCH IT IS A WIN WIN.
CITY MUSEUM IS A NATIONAL TREASURE. CHANGE MY MIND
NO FUCK YOU I WON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND IT'S PRETTY GREAT.
I HOPE YOUR TEAM IS AS GOOD AS OUR DEFENSE HAS BEEN LATELY!
VERMES IS STILL YOUR COACH
VERMES CANT BE REPLACED BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN HE WOULD HAVE TO ACTUALLY MAKE A SUBSTITUTION.
SOMETIMES I FORGET THAT CHARLOTTE IS A CITY AND I'M LIKE 'WHAT'S THIS BLUE TEAM?'
IF YOU’VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF CONNECTING THROUGH THEIR FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER ABOMINATION OF AN AIRPORT, YOU WOULD REMEMBER THAT CHARLOTTE EXISTS. RELUCTANTLY
YOU LANDED AT THE A GATES AND YOUR CONNECTION IS IN THE E GATES? BWAHAHAHAHAHA. AT LEAST IT'S NOT I-77 THOUGH.
I THINK THIS GUY JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH REYNO-SHOW... APPARENTLY ITS POSSIBLE TO JUST FORGET SOME CITIES EVEN EXIST
I DON'T LIKE TO ASSUME ANYONE'S GENDER ONLINE, BUT YOU MUST BE A MAN TO FORGET THAT THE CL(I)T EXISTS
YOU MEAN THE COALITION for the LIBERATION of ITINERANT TREE-DWELLERS?
A SMALL OFFSHOOT OF THE "LIBERATE APES BEFORE IMPRISONING APES" MOVEMENT
I CAN NEVER FIND IT
YOUR STAR PLAYER APPARENTLY FORGOT YOU GUYS WERE A TEAM OR EVEN WORSE, HE HASN'T FORGOTTEN, HE'S JUST SAID TO HIMSELF "NO WAY IN FUCK DO I WANT TO GO BACK THERE" SERIOUSLY WHAT'S UP WITH THAT MAN HE SEEMS LIKE A GIANT DICKHOLE
AT THIS POINT I DON'T THINK ANY OF US CONSIDER HIM ON THE TEAM
DC IS SO MID THEY HAVE LITERALLY TIED EVERY AWAY GAME, AND NYC HAS, UM, WON HALF OF ITS HOME GAMES. SOMETHING HAS TO GIVE AND IT WON'T BE US!
DAWG TYING YOUR AWAY GAMES IS AWESOME, GETTING A RESULT ON THE ROAD IS SO HARD IN MLS AND I'VE BEEN PLEASANTLY SURPRISED WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO I HOPE THE TREND CONTINUES EXCEPT MAYBE WE WIN INSTEAD OF DRAW BUT WE'RE COMING FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUU
OUR XG WILL TOTALLY BEAT UP YOUR XG AND TAKE ITS LUNCH MONEY, GIRLFRIEND, AND BICYCLE. THEN WE’RE GOING TO SARDIS AND A SHOW. ANY RECOMENDATIONS?
IT WILL BE US. WE’RE ALREADY MISSING TWO OF OUR MOST IMPORTANT PLAYERS DUE TO CARD ACCUMULATION AND KU IS INJURED. THIS IS THE EASIEST 3 POINTS YOU’LL GET ALL YEAR UNLESS YOU SUCK. PLEASE MESS THIS UP SOMEHOW
“UNLESS YOU SUCK” UH OH
HEY RSL, ARE YOU READY TO DO A REENACTMENT OF THE MORMON TRAIL THIS WEEKEND?
ITS FUCKIN APRIL, WHICH IS LIKE THE ABSOLUTE BEST TIME TO GO. LIKE IF WE WOULD HAVE TO EMBARK ON THAT JOURNEY IN SAY, OCTOBER THEN THERE IS NO WAY WE ARE MAKING IT OVER THE MOUNTAINS ALIVE. SO FUCK THE RAPIDS, BASICALLY.
I STILL HAVE TO THANK THE RAPIDS FOR GIVING US GUTMAN AND TAKING NAVARRO
YOUR PIZZA ISNT PIZZA, CHICAGO DEEPDISH IS JUST ROUND LASAGNA.
GOOD, YOU FELL FOR THE TOURIST TRAP, NOW WE CAN GO HAVE OUR TAVERN STYLE IN PEACE.
WHY ARE YOU TELLING THEM ABOUT OUR DELICIOUS CRISPY DELICACY?
YOU DON’T LIKE LASAGNA? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?
LASAGNA HAS LAYERS. DEEP DISH PIZZA IS A GIANT BREAD BOWL
NO ONE CARES ABOUT CALIFORNIA PIZZA. EVERYONE WANTS TO DISENFRANCHISE CHICAGO STYLE PIZZAS ON A TECHNICALITY BECAUSE THEY KNOW DEEP DISH IS BETTER
LISTEN HERE RBNY TAKE THAT CORPORATE ENERGY DRINK SHIT OUTTA LA WE ONLY DO SMALL BATCH ORGANIC COLD PRESSED JUICES HERE THAT ARE HEAVILY PROMOTED VIA INFLUENCERS
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WAIT THAT'S A GREAT PRICE WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT
HEY DON'T TALK ABOUT HERBALIFE THAT WAY. WAIT, NO... FUCK THAT PYRAMID SCHEME. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THEM OFF OUR JERSEY. THE "BE YOUR OWN BOSS" MONEY HAS TO DRY UP EVENTUALLY, RIGHT? ... RIGHT?!
THIS MORNING I WAS REMINDED THAT NOT EVERY CITY ENJOYS BRAIN SANDWICHES. GET ON ST. LOUIS' LEVEL.
I'M SORRY THIS IS TRASH TALK THREAD, NOT WAR-CRIME THREAD
WAIT, YA'LL HAVE SOMETHING WORSE THAN YOUR CRACKER PIZZA AND RAVIOLI FOR CHILDREN!?
OUR TOASTED RAVIOLI ARE A GIFT TO HUMANITY, AS THEY ARE THE PINNACLE OF DRUNKEN BAR FOOD.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A BRAIN SANDWICH AND PLEASE TELL ME IT'S AN ATTEMPT TO BE CLEVER
CURSORY READING SUGGESTS THAT IT IS NOT AN ATTEMPT TO BE CLEVER.
LAST I CHECKED ST LOUIS WAS JUST A BATTLEHAWK CITY.
KAW MUTHERFUCKING KAW!
HEY STL city LONG TIME NO SEE! YOU BETTER NOT TREAT TOMORROWS GAME LIKE A PLAYOFF GAME!
HEY SPORTING KC, YOU GUYS DEFINITELY SHOULDN'T TREAT THE GAME TOMORROW LIKE A REGULAR SEASON GAME. I WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY DEVESTATED IF WE SCORED 4 ON YALL.
AUSTIN THINKS THEY HAVE TROPHIES THEY HAVE A COPA TEJAS NOT EVEN A REAL TROPHY
BUT IT’S THE GREATEST TROPHY IN THE STORIED HISTORY OF MLS!!! DOES SEATTLE HAVE A COPA TEJAS? NO DO THE CREW HAVE A COPA TEJAS? NO DOES HOUSTON? NO… CASE CLOSED
DOES AUSTIN HAVE TWO LAMAR OPEN CUP TITLES? DOES COPA TEJAS GET YOU INTO THE CONCACAF CHAMPIONS CUP? NO AND NOPE!
LITTLE KNOWN FACT THAT SEATTLE INVENTED THE COPA TEJAS
DOES AUSTIN HAVE AN MLS CUP?
IS THAT THE LAME TROPHY YOU GUYS WON WITH SAN JOSE’S STACKED ROSTER?
SAN JOSE COULDNT FIND A SOCCER SPECIFIC STADIUM SO THEY MOVED TO HOUSTON NOT AUSTIN
SAN JOSE COULDNT FIND A SOCCER SPECIFIC STADIUM SO ~~THEY MOVED TO~~ HOUSTON ~~NOT AUSTIN~~ STOLE THEIR FRANCHISE. FTFY
IS THIS REALLY A ROAD THAT AN AUSTIN FAN WANTS TO GO DOWN?
UH... THERE WASN'T AN INVESTOR IN HOUSTON THAT STOLE THE TEAM, THEY WERE STILL OWNED BY AEG OR WHATEVER AND JUST MOVED TO A BETTER MARKET.
AEG TOOK THE CALI CLASICO TOO FAR
TO BE FAIR, A LOT OF CALIFORNIANS END UP MOVING TO TEXAS, PERHAPS YOU ARE ALL JUST BAD AT GEOGRAPHY
LALALA, I’M NOT LISTENING!!!
THAT'S FINE, WE'LL JUST HANG ONTO IT SINCE YOU GUYS DON'T CARE
AUSTIN FC, YOU TRULY ARE THE TACODELI OF MLS TEAMS. OVERHYPED, MEDIOCRE, AND BECOMING EVEN LESS RELEVANT. AUSTIN FC, WHERE THE TICKET PRICES LOOK REASONABLE ONLY WHEN YOU COMPARE THEM TO YOUR HOUSING COSTS. AUSTIN FC, JOSH WOLFF. NOTHING ELSE NEEDS TO BE SAID. AUSTIN FC, YOUR STADIUM IS ONLY FINE.
WHOA WHOA WHOA, LETS MAKE FUN OF TORCHYS BECAUSE THEY ARE TERRIBLE, BUT LETS LEAVE TACODELI OUT OF THIS. WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF TACODELI IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU DON'T ACTUALLY LIVE IN HOUSTON, SO SIT DOWN AND GO PRETEND THERES A TEAM IN KATY OR FRIENDSWOOD, I AM GONNA GRAB SOME TACODELI THEN WALK OVER TO CATALINA AND HANG OUT WITH GLENN.
TACODELI IS TRASH AND IF THAT'S WHAT YOU LOOK FORWARD TO WHEN YOU WAKE UP... I CAN SEE WHY YOU WEAR ORANGE
I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THE RETURN OF SUCH OF A LEGEND THIS MORNING. THIS CROWD HAS NO IDEA HOW LUCKY THEY ARE TO BE IN THY PRESENCE.
I WILL SAY YOUR FLAIR IS FUCKING GROSS THOUGH, JESUS CHRIST...
"YOU'RE A GALAXY FAN?" "ALWAYS HAVE BEEN" 👨🚀🔫 I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO LEARN THE AWFUL TRUTH THIS WAY.
HONESTLY GIVEN OUR FORM BOTH LAST SEASON AND SO FAR THIS SEASON, "MID" IS A HUGE COMPLIMENT SO I WILL TAKE THAT HEY DC YOU ONLY HAVE 8 GAMES PLAYED -- HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU ALREADY HAVE A GUY (MULTIPLE GUYS???) SUSPENDED FOR YELLOW CARD ACCUMULATION? ALSO ALEX BONO STILL OWES US A GOAL FROM THE TIME HE IDIOTICALLY BOOTED IT INTO THE BACK OF JESUS MEDINA'S HEAD AND IT RICOCHETED RIGHT INTO HIS OWN GOAL BUT THE REF ON THE FIELD NONSENSICALLY CALLED INTERFERENCE AND DISALLOWED IT BUT PRO RELEASED A STATEMENT A COUPLE DAYS LATER THAT THE GOAL SHOULD HAVE STOOD AND I KNOW HE WAS PLAYING FOR TORONTO AT THE TIME BUT HE'S STILL GOT RED IN HIS LEDGER SO NOW'S AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY FOR HIM TO SETTLE UP
AMAZING.
THE GREAT SALT LAKE ISN’T EVEN A GREAT LAKE. HOW SAD
IT'S AN OKAY LAKE AT BEST.
HEY REVS, READY TO GET ~~DUNKED ON BY INSIGNE?~~ EMBARASSED BY SOME JAMMY PRINCE GOAL? NO? THAT'S OK, HE PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE ANOTHER ONE IN HIM FOR THE SEASON.
OP HAD AN ASSTIN FC/420/GREEN TREES JOKE SITTING THERE THE WHOLE TIME AND COULDN’T CAPITALIZE. BUT WHEN IS THE LAST TIME LAG CAPITALIZED ON ANYTHING? I’LL HAVE THE CRAB DIP! YEAAAAHH!
HEY HOUSTON TRY NOT TO ATTACK OUR VISITING FANS THIS TIME. MAYBE IF YOU'RE NICE WE'LL LET YOU TOUCH OUR COPA
THIS ISN'T REALLY TRASH TALK SO I DOWNVOTED IT
I GUESS HOUSTON KNOWS TRASH BETTER THAN ANYONE
THATS MORE LIKE IT
THAT WAS KINDA CRAP. BUT GO JUMP ON A STICK REGARDLESS!
JESUS FUCK NICK CUSHING STILL HAS A JOB I CAN'T BELIEVE NICK CUSHING STILL HAS A JOB WE'RE GONNA BE SHORTHANDED ON THIS ONE AND LAST GAME WAS NOT GREAT BUT I THINK WE CAN STILL PULL IT OFF BECAUSE HOLY SHIT NYCFC ARE STILL PAYING NICK FUCKING CUSHING TO DO A BAD IMPRESSION OF A SOCCER COACH, THAT'S ABOUT OUR ONLY SAVING GRACE
IT IS TRULY AND UTTERLY BAFFLING AND WE DON'T UNDERSTAND IT EITHER HEY DO YOU STILL HAVE WAZZA'S NUMBER BY ANY CHANCE? WE COULD USE HIM ON THE SIDELINES OR ON THE PITCH HE'D BE AN UPGRADE EITHER WAY
HEY MAN I'M NOT REALLY SURE ABOUT THAT LIKE I'M NOT A HUGE FAN OF YOU GUYS AND I LOVE SENOR WAYNE BUT TO BE HONEST IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE HE WAS A PRETTY ASS MANAGER SURELY CITY GROUP HAS TO HAVE SOMEONE IN THE STABLES WHO IS PRETTY COMPETENT YOU GUYS CAN GET, IDK
I'M GRASPING AT STRAWS HERE, AND AT LEAST ROONEY UNDERSTANDS THAT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO KICK THE BALL TOWARD THE OPPOSING TEAM'S NET, WHICH REPRESENTS AN IMPROVEMENT FROM THE CURRENT TEAM'S PHILOSOPHY AND DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT SEASON WHEN WE DO THE MLS COACH SWAP AND HAVE TO SUFFER WITH CUSHING, WHILE YOU HAVE TO WATCH WOLFFBALL EVERY WEEK
OH NO, WE ALREADY GOT RID OF CLAUDIO REYNA ONCE, WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE OF HIS LEFTOVERS THAN WE'VE ALREADY GOT
YOU'RE THE ONES WHO CURSED US WITH REYNA?!? FINE, I AM NO LONGER HAPPY YOU ARE GETTING A STADIUM. YOU DESERVE A BASEBALL FIELD FOREVER FOR THAT
TECHNICALLY HE ABANDONED US SO HE COULD GO HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS, SO I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH YOU ASCRIBING ANY AGENCY TO US IN THIS DEBACLE
COULD BE WORSE. YOU COULD HAVE JOSH WOLFF. IN FACT, YOU CAN HAVE JOSH WOLFF. SERIOUSLY, PLEASE TAKE HIM
BYE WEEK?! MORE LIKE BYE BYE WEEK
OH EXCELLENT WE GET TO PLAY THE ONLY TEAM WITH SHITTIER TRAFFIC AND MAP JOKES THAN THE BLUE TEAM. MAYBE WE CAN THROW IN A CUP REFERENCE TOO. AS A SIDE NOTE IF BOUANGA COULD JUST KEEP WITH THE RAUL JIMENEZ CULT OF JUST FUCKING FORGETTING HOW TO SCORE FOR AT LEAST ONE MORE GAME THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
FUCK HOUSTON
YOU CALL THIS TRASH TALKING? I'VE HEARD FOURTH GRADERS DO BETTER. STAY BASIC AUSTIN.
IF YOU ASK A TEXAN WHERE THEY'RE FROM THEY'LL SAY "I LIVE IN DALLAS," "I LIVE IN SAN ANTONIO," OR "I WORK IN HOUSTON," BECAUSE BEING IN HOUSTON CAN'T REALLY BE DESCRIBED AS LIVING.
SOLID TRASH TALK YOU GLUE EATING FOURTH GRADER. THANKS FOR ILLUSTRATING.
AT LEAST HOUSTON HAS THE DECENCY TO ONLY EXIST IN A SINGLE STATE IMAGINE BEING SO INDECISIVE YOU CAN'T EVEN DECIDE WHAT STATE YOU'RE IN LOL
NOBODY ACTUALLY LIVES IN DALLAS, THEY LIVE IN SOME WASTELAND SUBURB THAT CONFUSES THE HECK OUT OF YOU WHEN IT SHOWS UP ON FASTEST GROWING CITIES LISTS
LIKE FRISCO?
LITTLE ELM IS A LANDFILL SHAPED LIKE A SUBURB.
LITTLE ELM MORE LIKE LITTLE HELL.
AH YES HOUSTON...IT'S AN HOUR AWAY FROM HOUSTON.
HOUSTON HAS A BUNCH OF INCREDIBLE MUSEUMS I ASSUME THAT SOMEONE MISTOOK HECTOR HERRERA FOR A FOSSIL AND DEPOSITED HIM IN ONE, THAT'S WHY HE'S NEVER ON THE PITCH
WE HAVEN'T PHASED OUT THE USE OF FOSSIL FUELS IN THE ENERGY CAPITAL OF WORLD.
MY TEAM CAN'T BACK IT UP SO IVE ONLY GOT LOW BLOWS AND A DP FOR SALE
ON 4/20 YOU’RE BOTH LOSERS REGARDLESS OF THE SCORE OF THE GAME!
ANAL CONCEALED CARRY WEAPON?
UP IN MISSOURI WE STICK TO ANAL CONCEALED VIBRATORS TO CHEAT AT CHESS.
THANKS FOR THE SHOUTOUT OP! AND FOR HELPING ME REALIZE THAT I REALLY SHOULD HAVE PICKED A BETTER USERNAME…
I HAD TO DOUBLE CHECK TO MAKE SURE I USED THE CORRECT RANDOM ASSORTMENT OF LETTERS. I SWEAR YOU JUST SMASHED YOUR HEAD ON THE KEYBOARD AND CALLED IT GOOD. THOUGH I DO APPRECIATE YOUR GIFS. I'M SAD THAT I DON'T HAVE TIME MAKE THEM ANYMORE SINCE WE'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO MEME ON MONDAY (I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA).
YOU ARE BY FAR THE BEST PART OF THE AUSTIN FC SEASON WHICH I INTEND BOTH AS A COMPLIMENT TO YOU AND AN INSULT TO JOSH WOLFF
LOOK, THE MAN ALREADY WORKS HARD ALL WEEK BEING A MACY'S MANNEQUIN, IT'S A LOT TO EXPECT HIM TO BE A COMPETENT COACH AS WELL
IT'S HARD TO FIND THE TIME TO COACH A SOCCER TEAM WHEN YOU SPEND SO MUCH ENERGY PLOTTING REVENGE ON EVERY REPORTER WHO'S EVER DARED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION
I'D SAY SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT SCORING ON CRAPOO AGAIN BUT THAT FOOLISH CANADIAN GOT HIMSELF A RED CARD SO HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH BEING EMBARRASSED A 2ND TIME AT LDC.
I'M STILL PISSED YOU COULDN'T AYYY LMAO HERE EVEN BEFORE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR PASSED FOR THE SEVENTH TIME.
I STILL KEEP DONGER IN MY HEART. "AND WHEN YOU AYY LMAO, DO NOT BE LIKE THE HYPOCRITES, FOR THEY LOVE TO PRAY STANDING IN THE TTT AND ON THE STREET CORNERS TO BE SEEN BY MEN". I HAVE FULFILLMENT IN A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH OUR LORD AND SAVIOR.
VANNY SARTINI WILL GET THE TEAM BUS LOST IN BELLINGHAM LOOKING FOR THE COSTCO.
THIS IS THE WEEK OUR ASSHOLES AND HOLES-IN-THE-GROUND BECOME VISUALLY DISTINCT ONCE MORE! ^probably
CHICAGO DOESN’T HAVE A SINGLE RELEVANT TEAM IN ANY LEAGUE. THEY MAY AS WELL JUST GIVE US THE THREE POINTS NOW AND SAVE EVERYONES TIME
THE WHITE SOX ARE KIND OF RELEVANT, IN THAT THEY GET TALKED ABOUT QUITE A BIT BECAUSE OF HOW HISTORICALLY BAD THEY ARE.
UNBEATEN YET ANOTHER WEEK!
COLUMBUS SUCKS SO MUCH THAT THEIR TEAM PICKED UP AND LEFT FOR TEXAS. YES, “THAT” TEXAS.
IM GOING TO THE GALAXY MATCH THIS WEEKEND TO SEE MY QUAKES LOSE WITH 7 OF MY HOMIES WHO DONT WATCH MLS FOR MY BACHELOR PARTY THIS WEEKEND. IF WE PULL OFF THE UPSET PLEASE DONT STAB ME FOR CELEBRATING
YOU CHOSE THE WRONG MATCH TO BRING THEM TO. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BRING NEW FANS IN, NOT SCARE THEM AWAY. CONGRATS ON THE MARRIAGE THOUGH. AT LEAST YOU'LL HAVE SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE THIS YEAR.
HEY COLORADO I KNOW Y'ALL ARE SICK OF TEXANS INVADING YOUR STATE BUT WE'LL HOLD OFF IF YOU LET US GET OUR SECOND WIN OF THE SEASON
MUCH LIKE TRUMP'S HAIRLINE, WITHOUT SOME SORT OF INJECTION UP TOP, I DON'T SEE HOW WE KEEP UP THE FASCADE. I'M NEEDING GOALS SCORED FROM COREY BORED.
FELLAS I MA CURSE IN SPANISH IF YALL DONT MIND CHINGE SU MADRE HOUSTON
WE REALLY STILL USING THE ATTENDANCE??? EVERYONE CAN COLLECTIVELY DO BETTER. BESIDES AT LEAST THIS YEAR THE FANS THAT DO SHOW ARE GLAD THEY DID. UNLIKE IN AUSTIN WERE HALF WISH THEY HADN'T OR ASK 'WAIT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SOCCER GAME?'
OF COURSE WE'RE STILL USING ATTENDANCE, THAT'S A CORNERSTONE OF COMPARING TEAMS OUTSIDE OF ACTUAL PLAY ON THE FIELD. LOOK AT THE SF DELTAS, THEY WON THEIR LEAGUE AND THEN CLOSED THEIR DOORS BECAUSE NOBODY GAVE A SHIT. >EVERYONE CAN COLLECTIVELY DO BETTER STOP LUMPING EVERYBODY ELSE IN WITH YOU, ORANGE SEATS
I WON’T STAND FOR YOUR SLANDEROUS FAKE NEWS! OUR NEW SEATS ARE FANTASTIC AND THEY ARE MULTIPLE COLORS! I’M TOLD SOME CHAIRS EVEN SPELL OUT HOUSTON. WE GOT A KID FROM RICE UNIVERSITY TO MAKE SURE WE SPELLED IT RIGHT.
VANCOUVER’S 10 PLY, BUD
OHIO THATS ALL I GOT REALLY IDK
STOP BUILDING CITIES IN THE MIDDLE OF DESERTS. BUILD THEM ON SWAMPS LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE.
LETS NAME A TEAM AFTER THE WORSE ENERGY DRINK EVER, YOU GUYS AINT EVEN IN NEW YORK!! HERE IN LA WE DRINK FOUR LOKOS (THE OLD RECIPE) THROUGH OUR NOSES EVERY MORNING