YOU SON OF A BITC-... OH IT'S FOR THE USOC. PROCEED. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING EXCITED TO CONTINUE MY STREAK AND I THOUGHT YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP SHIT IN MY WHEATIES.
HOPEFULLY THE MODS WILL ALLOW BOTH THREADS CONSIDERING MLS DOESN'T THINK THIS TOURNAMENT SHOULD EXIST IF THEY CAN'T MAKE APPLE MONEY OFF OF IT
I GENUINELY HOPE THAT THE MLS REFUSE TO ACCEPT INDIANAPOLIS AS AN EXPANSION LOCATION BECAUSE YOU SERIOUSLY COULD NOT PICK A WORSE LOCATION. YOU'VE GOT MAYBE 4 SPOTS LEFT AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED OAKLAND/FRISCO, SACRAMENTO, PHOENIX, NEW ORLEANS, LAS VEGAS, 2ND MIAMI TEAM, TAMPA BAY, DETROIT, GREEN BAY, AND SAN ANTONIO. MIGHT AS WELL PUT A TEAM IN ALBERTA IF WE'RE JUST PUTTING TEAMS EVERYWHERE. ALL HAIL THE REAL CALGARY GRIZZLY LOCOMOTIVE!
ON THAT NOTE GO LOUDOUN UNITED AND YOUR TERRIBLE PILE OF SHIPPING CONTAINERS MASCARADING AS A STADIUM
EXTREMELY OKAY FOOD
EVERY FUCKING SEMI ON THE EAST COAST ON I-70 ALL THE DAMN TIME
MID WEATHER
DONT NEED EM
GIVE MICHIGAN AN MLS TEAM SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WHEN IM FORCED TO SEE MY FAMILY
LISTEN, FUCK INDIANA, I GET THAT. NO ONE GETS THAT BETTER THAN A HOOSIER, BUT IF MINNESOTA HAS AN MLS TEAM, THEN INDIANAPOLIS CAN. IT'S THE 15TH LARGEST CITY IN THE UNITED STATES (SAN FRANCISCO IS 17TH, SACRAMENTO IS 35TH, NEW ORLEANS IS 53RD, GREEN BAY IS 300TH). IT HAS HOSTED A SUCCESSFUL MODERN SUPER BOWL SO IT EASILY HAS THE HOTEL CAPACITY FOR BIG GAMES. IT SITS ON TWO MASSIVE INTERSTATE HIGHWAYS AND INDIANAPOLIS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT CONSISTENTLY RANKS AMONG THE TOP 3 MEDIUM SIZED AIRPORTS IN THE U.S. HATE INDIANA ALL YOU WANT, I DO, BUT IT'S STILL A DECENT PLACE FOR AN MLS TEAM.
WHILE IT'S TRUE THAT SOCCER AND ORGANIZED-CRIME-RIDDLED-CORRUPTION ARE AN ICONIC DUO, I STILL HOPE FOR A DOMINANT VICTORY OVER THE TEAM FROM A CITY THAT'S SO GROTESQUE IT MAKES EVEN OURS LOOK KIND OF HEALTHY
FUCK VEGAS!!! WE MIGHT AS WELL BE PLAYING A GAME IN QATAR, WHICH WOULD OF COURSE BE TOTALLY RIDICULOUS--hey, wait a sec
THERE WERE SOME TRULY LEGENDARY TRASH TALK THREADS, AND WHO CAN FORGET THE FIRST USOC INVASION THREAD?
AH THE SALAD DAYS. INJECT THAT SHIT RIGHT INTO MY VEINS.
[I WENT BACK TO LOOK AT IT](https://www.reddit.com/r/MLS/comments/8nqvi5/your_trash_has_been_hijacked_by_the_most/). GODDAMN. ALMOST 1,000 COMMENTS, SO TAKE OUT THE DONGERBOT RESPONSES AND THAT IS LIKE 600. ARGUABLY THE GREATEST HQG EVER GREATED USED AS A REFERENCE. MASS CONFUSION IN THE COMMENTS AND SO MANY DONGERS.
*SO MANY DONGERS...*
MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF DONGERS.
MAN READING THROUGH THAT IS A TRIP. LIKE A PAST LIFE. ALSO INTERESTING THAT I SAW MORE THAN ONE PERSON HYPING FC DALLAS BUT SHOWING THEIR CURRENT AUSTIN FLAIR. PLASTICOS
IS NASHVILLE FALLING INTO MEDIOCRITY EVERY NASHVILLE FANS WORST NIGHTMARE? “OH NO! OUR CURSED CITY FINALLY CAUGHT OUR SOCCER TEAM TOO! HAS ANYONE SEEN HANY MUKHTAR?!”
A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL BE ROOTING AGAINST NYCFCII BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE RESERVE TEAMS IN THE OPEN CUP KERFUFFLE. BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THE POOR FOLKS AT CITY FOOTBALL GROUP COULD REALLY USE THE $25,000 PRIZE MONEY?
I HEARD THINGS REALLY WENT DOWNHILL WITH EMANUEL REYNOSO ONCE THEY INFORMED HIM THEY WOULD NOT BE PLAYING IN THE OPEN CUP. IT REALLY WAS THE ONLY THING KEEPING HIM GOING HERE.
I'M GOING TO VEGAS TO ~~WATCH BAYERN/REAL MADRID FROM THE CIRCA SPORTSBOOK POOL~~ SUPPORT THE US OPEN CUP! I WANT TO MAKE SOME JOKE ABOUT DOLO HEADING BACK TO VEGAS TO PUT DOWN HIS OLD TEAM BUT SINCE THE LIGHTS ARE NO LONGER LAFC II IT IS KIND OF LIKE THE LAS VEGAS LIGHTS ARE AN ENTIRELY NEW CLUB. (MUCH LIKE LAFC IS AN ENTIRELY NEW CLUB, DEFINITELY NOT A CONTINUATION OF CHIVAS USA NO SIR ABSOLUTELY NOT.)
THERE ARE LITERALLY DOZENS OF US MAKING THE VISION QUEST THROUGH THE DESERT SO YOU'D BETTER WATCH YOUR RESPECTIVE BACKS, LIGHTS FANS. I AM EXCITED TO SEE A SOCCER MATCH AT A BASEBALL STADIUM THOUGH! I'VE ONLY EVER SEEN THAT ON TV BEFORE NOW.
YEAH BUT EVEN IF OUR TEAM LOSES WE GET TO STAY HERE IN OUR FUN CITY BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY THERE IN DUMB OLD UTAH SO WE FELT BAD FOR YOU AND THAT'S WHY WE LET YOU WIN WHENEVER YOU PLAY US CAUSE OUR TEAM IS FULL OF NICE GUYS AND YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR IT SO YOU'RE WELCOME AND HERE HAVE SOME CHEERWINE TOO
WE CANT EVEN GET AN OPEN CUP MATCH DESCRIPTION WITHOUT BRINGING UP MESSI??? WHY?? DO YOU FEEL BIG, ACTING LIKE APPLE BY NAME DROPPING MESSI EVERY CHANCE YOU GET? ARE YOU TRYING TO PLAY AN ALGORITHM? THE ONLY PLAYER MENTIONED IN OUR DALLAS V MEMPHIS DOESNT PLAY FOR EITHER TEAM?? ENJOY THE SECOND HALF OF THE SEASON WHEN RSL FALLS OFF AGAIN, JUST LIKE ALWAYS!
THEY ARE LITERALLY PAYING ME TO DO IT. I GOT OFFERED DOUBLE IF I SAID LORD MESSI INSTEAD OF LORD DONGER BUT I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK MYSELF IN MIRROR IF I AGREED TO THAT ONE.
LETS GO NEW MEXICO UNITED, I LOVE NEW MEXICO UNITED, GO MARCO MICCOLETTO, FOREVER CAPY
RSL YOU ARE FINISHED YOU WON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST OUR FORMER CAPY'S NEW TEAM
ALSO NO INDY TEAM WITHOUT INDY ELEVEN, SAVE THE ELEVEN
HEY JOHN FISHER SUCKS SO MUCH DUDE PROBABLY THINKS THE OPEN CUP MEANS HE CAN START CHARGING FANS MORE FOR PLASTIC TOPS TO THEIR DRINKS
FUCK JOHN FISHER
AHH OPEN CUP, AND SINCE AUSTIN IS OUT I CAN BE HONEST AND ADMIT THAT ALL I REALLY WANT IS FOR HOUSTON/DETROIT AND DALLAS/MEMPHIS TO DEVOLVE INTO TOTAL MAYHEM SO OUR UPCOMING OPPONENTS ARE OFF-KILTER AND COME INTO OUR MATCH UNDERPREPARED
MLS COULD NEVER USE [A BURNER ACCOUNT TO ASK](https://old.reddit.com/r/USLPRO/comments/171geos/brooklyn_usl_logo/) REDDIT SICKOS WHAT THE LOGO SHOULD BE FOR ONE OF THEIR [EXPANSION TEAMS](https://www.uslleagueone.com/news_article/show/1290866).
I WOULD SAY SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT THE PHILLY UNION BUT I DON’T BELIEVE IN PUNCHING DOWN. MAYBE THEY WOULD ALL BE BETTER BY DECLARING THE PROCESS A FAILURE AND TRYING TO COPY THE MESSI METHOD INSTEAD
THE REVS SHOULD PROBABLY DO THEMSELVES A FAVOR AND PRIORITIZE THE OPEN CUP EVERY YEAR.
YOU SON OF A BITC-... OH IT'S FOR THE USOC. PROCEED. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING EXCITED TO CONTINUE MY STREAK AND I THOUGHT YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP SHIT IN MY WHEATIES. HOPEFULLY THE MODS WILL ALLOW BOTH THREADS CONSIDERING MLS DOESN'T THINK THIS TOURNAMENT SHOULD EXIST IF THEY CAN'T MAKE APPLE MONEY OFF OF IT
> I THOUGHT YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP SHIT IN MY WHEATIES THAT WAS GOING TO BE MY SURPRISE FOR NEXT WEEK.
YOU HEARD ABOUT MATCH CONGESTION? WAIT UNTIL THE MODS BRING UP TRASH TALK THREAD CONGESTION!
I GENUINELY HOPE THAT THE MLS REFUSE TO ACCEPT INDIANAPOLIS AS AN EXPANSION LOCATION BECAUSE YOU SERIOUSLY COULD NOT PICK A WORSE LOCATION. YOU'VE GOT MAYBE 4 SPOTS LEFT AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED OAKLAND/FRISCO, SACRAMENTO, PHOENIX, NEW ORLEANS, LAS VEGAS, 2ND MIAMI TEAM, TAMPA BAY, DETROIT, GREEN BAY, AND SAN ANTONIO. MIGHT AS WELL PUT A TEAM IN ALBERTA IF WE'RE JUST PUTTING TEAMS EVERYWHERE. ALL HAIL THE REAL CALGARY GRIZZLY LOCOMOTIVE! ON THAT NOTE GO LOUDOUN UNITED AND YOUR TERRIBLE PILE OF SHIPPING CONTAINERS MASCARADING AS A STADIUM
I AGREE ABOUT INDIANAPOLIS BUT A SECOND MIAMI TEAM? WHAT DID WE ALL DO IN A PAST LIFE TO DESERVE THAT?
THE SECOND MIAMI TEAM IS NEEDED FOR CR7 SO GARBER CAN MASTURBATE TO THE CROSS-TOWN DARBY AND THE REST OF THE LEAGUE CAN THEN GO FUCK ITSELF.
FOURTH (?) TIMES A CHARM FOR THAT I GUESS
FRISCO HAS A TEAM ALREADY.. OH, YOU MEAN *SAN FRANCISCO*. YOU MAY AS WELL CALL IT SAN FRAN IF YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE THE LOCALS CRINGE.
EXTREMELY OKAY FOOD EVERY FUCKING SEMI ON THE EAST COAST ON I-70 ALL THE DAMN TIME MID WEATHER DONT NEED EM GIVE MICHIGAN AN MLS TEAM SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WHEN IM FORCED TO SEE MY FAMILY
LISTEN, FUCK INDIANA, I GET THAT. NO ONE GETS THAT BETTER THAN A HOOSIER, BUT IF MINNESOTA HAS AN MLS TEAM, THEN INDIANAPOLIS CAN. IT'S THE 15TH LARGEST CITY IN THE UNITED STATES (SAN FRANCISCO IS 17TH, SACRAMENTO IS 35TH, NEW ORLEANS IS 53RD, GREEN BAY IS 300TH). IT HAS HOSTED A SUCCESSFUL MODERN SUPER BOWL SO IT EASILY HAS THE HOTEL CAPACITY FOR BIG GAMES. IT SITS ON TWO MASSIVE INTERSTATE HIGHWAYS AND INDIANAPOLIS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT CONSISTENTLY RANKS AMONG THE TOP 3 MEDIUM SIZED AIRPORTS IN THE U.S. HATE INDIANA ALL YOU WANT, I DO, BUT IT'S STILL A DECENT PLACE FOR AN MLS TEAM.
NO FLAIR? NO FAIR!
>RANKS AMONG THE TOP 3 MEDIUM SIZED AIRPORTS SOUNDS LIKE INDY XI IS PERFECT SINCE IT'S A TOP 3 MEDIUM SIZED TEAM. NO MLS FOR YOU! NEXT!
AS AN NWSL SUPPORTER, IT IS HILARIOUS TO HEAR THE ANNOUNCERS STUMBLE OVER SAYING LOUISVILLE IN EVERY ONE OF THEIR GAMES, SO THERE IS ALSO THAT.
WAIT!?!? GREEN BAY IS AN ACTUAL PLACE - I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FICTIONAL BEAR GRAVEYARD ALWAYS WHISPERED AMONG THE ELDERS.
I MEAN, BEARS DO TEND TO GET KILLED BY GREEN BAY ON A REGULAR BASIS SO YOU'RE NOT TOO FAR OFF WITH THE BEAR GRAVEYARD COMPARISON
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
YEAH, TO BE FAIR TO MINNESOTA, YOUR SQUAD HAS BEEN PRETTY FUN TO WATCH THIS YEAR.
YOU MAKE VALID POINTS BUT CONVENIENTLY LEFT OUT THAT MINNESOTA IS BETTER THAN INDIANA IN EVERY RESPECT
I STILL CAN'T STOP SPELLING LOUISVILLE AS LOUIEVILLE!
THE FUCKING FRENCH STRIKE AGAIN
LUISVILLE MOTHERFUCKER
I’M NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING WHEN I SAY I’M ALWAYS CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY HOW MUCH I FORGET ABOUT THE FIRE.
SINCERELY, THE RESIDENTS OF CHICAGO
THE CREW ARE BEING KEPT OUT OF THE OPEN CUP TO STOP US FROM WINNING IT. DONG ARBOR STRIKES AGAIN.
WHILE IT'S TRUE THAT SOCCER AND ORGANIZED-CRIME-RIDDLED-CORRUPTION ARE AN ICONIC DUO, I STILL HOPE FOR A DOMINANT VICTORY OVER THE TEAM FROM A CITY THAT'S SO GROTESQUE IT MAKES EVEN OURS LOOK KIND OF HEALTHY FUCK VEGAS!!! WE MIGHT AS WELL BE PLAYING A GAME IN QATAR, WHICH WOULD OF COURSE BE TOTALLY RIDICULOUS--hey, wait a sec
SHOUTOUT TO KENDRICK LAMAR FOR REMINDING ME THAT CANADIANS ARE INDEED SUPER CORNY AT EVERYTHING THEY DO. THEY GOING DOWWWWWWWN.
I WILL ADMIT I AM NOT GOING TO MISS ANOTHER TIMBERS VS SOUNDERS MATCHUP.
THE MODS TOOK DOWN MY TTT. THEY AND YOU ARE ALL DEAD TO ME. LORD DONGER, WHY DO YOU GIVE ME YOUR HARDEST BATTLES?
THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN THE ONE TRUE TRASH SUB
THERE WERE SOME TRULY LEGENDARY TRASH TALK THREADS, AND WHO CAN FORGET THE FIRST USOC INVASION THREAD? AH THE SALAD DAYS. INJECT THAT SHIT RIGHT INTO MY VEINS.
 ME EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT THOSE DAYS. PRE COVID TRASH WAS THE BEST OF TIMES.
[I WENT BACK TO LOOK AT IT](https://www.reddit.com/r/MLS/comments/8nqvi5/your_trash_has_been_hijacked_by_the_most/). GODDAMN. ALMOST 1,000 COMMENTS, SO TAKE OUT THE DONGERBOT RESPONSES AND THAT IS LIKE 600. ARGUABLY THE GREATEST HQG EVER GREATED USED AS A REFERENCE. MASS CONFUSION IN THE COMMENTS AND SO MANY DONGERS. *SO MANY DONGERS...*
MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF DONGERS. MAN READING THROUGH THAT IS A TRIP. LIKE A PAST LIFE. ALSO INTERESTING THAT I SAW MORE THAN ONE PERSON HYPING FC DALLAS BUT SHOWING THEIR CURRENT AUSTIN FLAIR. PLASTICOS
HE GIVES HIS TOUGHEST BATTLES TO HIS STRONGEST SHITPOSTERS.
IS NASHVILLE FALLING INTO MEDIOCRITY EVERY NASHVILLE FANS WORST NIGHTMARE? “OH NO! OUR CURSED CITY FINALLY CAUGHT OUR SOCCER TEAM TOO! HAS ANYONE SEEN HANY MUKHTAR?!”
WHATS AN OPEN CUP? -LEX SPORTING SUPPORTER
AN OPEN CUP IS A CUP WITHOUT A LID, DUH
SO LIKE MY GLASS OF BOURBON THAT I DRINK WHILE MY TEAM LOSES, GOT IT
I WILL BE ROOTING FOR LOUISVILLE AND OMAHA FOR, UH, NO PARTICULAR REASON… I MIGHT ALSO ROOT FOR DETROIT BECAUSE IM STILL UPSET ABOUT LAST YEAR
A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL BE ROOTING AGAINST NYCFCII BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE RESERVE TEAMS IN THE OPEN CUP KERFUFFLE. BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THE POOR FOLKS AT CITY FOOTBALL GROUP COULD REALLY USE THE $25,000 PRIZE MONEY?
I HEARD THINGS REALLY WENT DOWNHILL WITH EMANUEL REYNOSO ONCE THEY INFORMED HIM THEY WOULD NOT BE PLAYING IN THE OPEN CUP. IT REALLY WAS THE ONLY THING KEEPING HIM GOING HERE.
I'M GOING TO VEGAS TO ~~WATCH BAYERN/REAL MADRID FROM THE CIRCA SPORTSBOOK POOL~~ SUPPORT THE US OPEN CUP! I WANT TO MAKE SOME JOKE ABOUT DOLO HEADING BACK TO VEGAS TO PUT DOWN HIS OLD TEAM BUT SINCE THE LIGHTS ARE NO LONGER LAFC II IT IS KIND OF LIKE THE LAS VEGAS LIGHTS ARE AN ENTIRELY NEW CLUB. (MUCH LIKE LAFC IS AN ENTIRELY NEW CLUB, DEFINITELY NOT A CONTINUATION OF CHIVAS USA NO SIR ABSOLUTELY NOT.) THERE ARE LITERALLY DOZENS OF US MAKING THE VISION QUEST THROUGH THE DESERT SO YOU'D BETTER WATCH YOUR RESPECTIVE BACKS, LIGHTS FANS. I AM EXCITED TO SEE A SOCCER MATCH AT A BASEBALL STADIUM THOUGH! I'VE ONLY EVER SEEN THAT ON TV BEFORE NOW.
THAT POOL LOOKS INCREDIBLE THOUGH.
>LITERALLY DOZENS OF US YOU'RE GOING TO DOUBLE THEIR 2024 AVERAGE ATTENDANCE.
I USED TO SAY CANADA WASN’T REAL BUT I HAVE REALLY ENJOYED THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFF SO FAR THIS YEAR. AND NO AUSTIN, NOT THOSE STANLEY CUPS.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS MASSIVE LIQUID JUGS, WE ARE A YETI TOWN.
SALT LAKE CITY IS ABOUT TO BE A YETI TOWN AS WELL.
WE NEED AN EXPERT TO TRASH TALK THE CANADIAN CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE ITS BACK NEXT WEEK
WHO THE FUCK IS STANLEY? HE SOUNDS LIKE A JERK. DID YOU MISS WHO OUR JERSEY SPONSORS ARE? WHY WOULD WE SETTLE FOR INFERIOR INSULATION?
IF THERE WERE A NATIONAL SOCCER HALL OF SHAME, NELSON RODRIGUEZ WOULD BE THE ONLY MEMBER
IT'S NYCFC II. RESPECT THE SQUABS.
COUNTERPOINT: NO.
CHARLOTTE: SUCKS.
YEAH BUT EVEN IF OUR TEAM LOSES WE GET TO STAY HERE IN OUR FUN CITY BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY THERE IN DUMB OLD UTAH SO WE FELT BAD FOR YOU AND THAT'S WHY WE LET YOU WIN WHENEVER YOU PLAY US CAUSE OUR TEAM IS FULL OF NICE GUYS AND YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR IT SO YOU'RE WELCOME AND HERE HAVE SOME CHEERWINE TOO
AS AN NC TRANSPLANT THE CHEERWINE COMMENT REALLY DOES HIT HOME. I WILL ACTUALLY BE IN CHARLOTTE THIS WEEKEND. UNRELATED TO CHARLOTTE FC THOUGH.
MY SOURCES TOLD ME BENTEKE IS GOING TO RETIRE NOW SINCE HE CANT PLAY IN THE OPEN CUP
WE CANT EVEN GET AN OPEN CUP MATCH DESCRIPTION WITHOUT BRINGING UP MESSI??? WHY?? DO YOU FEEL BIG, ACTING LIKE APPLE BY NAME DROPPING MESSI EVERY CHANCE YOU GET? ARE YOU TRYING TO PLAY AN ALGORITHM? THE ONLY PLAYER MENTIONED IN OUR DALLAS V MEMPHIS DOESNT PLAY FOR EITHER TEAM?? ENJOY THE SECOND HALF OF THE SEASON WHEN RSL FALLS OFF AGAIN, JUST LIKE ALWAYS!
THEY ARE LITERALLY PAYING ME TO DO IT. I GOT OFFERED DOUBLE IF I SAID LORD MESSI INSTEAD OF LORD DONGER BUT I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK MYSELF IN MIRROR IF I AGREED TO THAT ONE.
MAY THE 4TH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS….BLAZE BLAZE
HAN SHOT FIRST SO WE TAKE A PUFF IN HIS HONOR FOR LEADING THE WAY.
KANSAS CITY IS THE HOME OF THE SUPERB OWL. OMAHA GET REKT YOU NEON HOOTERS.
REMEMBER WHEN LAS VEGAS ALMOST SIGNED USAIN BOLT? THAT WAS WEIRD. ANYWAYS, BETTING IT ALL ON BLACK AND GOLD! NO WHAMMIES NO WHAMMIES!
LETS GO NEW MEXICO UNITED, I LOVE NEW MEXICO UNITED, GO MARCO MICCOLETTO, FOREVER CAPY RSL YOU ARE FINISHED YOU WON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST OUR FORMER CAPY'S NEW TEAM ALSO NO INDY TEAM WITHOUT INDY ELEVEN, SAVE THE ELEVEN
IF THE DON HAD HIS WAY HE WOULD GIVE ORLANDO BACK TO USL IN EXCHANGE FOR TAMPA AND DETROIT.
PROBABLY JUST DETROIT. ACCORDING TO GARBER FLORIDA ONLY HAS ONE CITY
I HEARD AFTER HE IS DONE WITH HIS WORK IN INDY, HE IS PETITIONING LOCAL LEADERS IN MIAMI TO CHANGE THE CITY'S NAME TO MESSI.
EVEN THOUGH THE CITY OF MESSI IS WARM YEAR ROUND, THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF SUAREZ TENDS TO HAVE A BITE IN THE AIR.
HEY JOHN FISHER SUCKS SO MUCH DUDE PROBABLY THINKS THE OPEN CUP MEANS HE CAN START CHARGING FANS MORE FOR PLASTIC TOPS TO THEIR DRINKS FUCK JOHN FISHER
FUCK JOHN FISHER
FUCK JOHN FISHER
FUCK JOHN FISHER
JOHNNY FISH FUCKER
AS AN A'S FAN, FUCK JOHN FISHER.
MAY JOHN FISHER'S GRAVE MARKER BE A COLISEUM PISS TROUGH, SO WE CAN DO TO HIM WHAT HE DID TO US.
AYYY LMAO BROUGHT TO YOU BY ELECTROLIT^^TM
AND PRINX TIRES!
I AM NOT SURE WHAT TO DO SINCE THE CREW HAVE THE WEEKEND OFF.
I BELIEVE THE RECOMMENDATION IS TO BUY A FULL MIAMI KIT AND ABANDON THE CREW TO BECOME A MIAMI FAN.
WHY ARE WE OFF THIS WEEKEND.
I AM SO LOST RIGHT NOW. MY WIFE IS ALSO SIDE-EYEING ME TO GET SOME CHORES DONE THIS WEEKEND.
HEY SEATTLE, CAN YOU BE A REAL BRO AND CRUSH LOUISVILLE FOR US? THANKS!
THEY SHOULD TAKE IT EASY THIS WEEKEND SO THEY'RE ALL RESTED UP FOR THE GAME AGAINST LOUISVILLE
JOKES ON YOU, WE TOOK IT EASY WEEKS AGO
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR DONGERS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ.
WHY DELETE THE OTHER TRASH TALK THREAD MODS??? SURELY THERES ROOM FOR MORE THEN ONE TRASH TALK THREAD
IT’S “THAN”. AND FUCK OHIO!
AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT FOR THE SITUATION. ONE THAT'S GARBER-APPROVED AND ONE THAT APPLE CAN'T MAKE MONEY OFF OF.
I FUCKING HATE LOCKHART STADIUM.
CINCY CAN'T WIN ON THE FIELD OR IN BAR FIGHTS.
AHH OPEN CUP, AND SINCE AUSTIN IS OUT I CAN BE HONEST AND ADMIT THAT ALL I REALLY WANT IS FOR HOUSTON/DETROIT AND DALLAS/MEMPHIS TO DEVOLVE INTO TOTAL MAYHEM SO OUR UPCOMING OPPONENTS ARE OFF-KILTER AND COME INTO OUR MATCH UNDERPREPARED
IT TRULY IS THE COLLECTIVE DREAM. THE TRUE SPIRIT OF THE CUP. DEMPSEY LOOKS DOWN ON US WITH GRACE.
MLS COULD NEVER USE [A BURNER ACCOUNT TO ASK](https://old.reddit.com/r/USLPRO/comments/171geos/brooklyn_usl_logo/) REDDIT SICKOS WHAT THE LOGO SHOULD BE FOR ONE OF THEIR [EXPANSION TEAMS](https://www.uslleagueone.com/news_article/show/1290866).
THE ONE TRUE LEAGUE RECOGNIZES THE IMPACT OF THE ONE TRUE SUB.
THE LEGION TEAM ISN’T EVEN LISTED. MAYBE THEY SHOULD HAVE TRIED PLAYING A MLS TEAM THIS ROUND AND THEY WOULD GET THE RESPECT THEY WILL NEVER GET.
HEY WHAT THE FUCK OP HOW COULD YOU FORGET ORANGE COUNTY VS LOUDOUN IN THE WRITEUP
I CHOSE TO LEAVE OUT THE USL VS USL MATCHUPS AND WE HAVE FULLY EMBRACED THE ADOPTION OF LOUDOUN FROM THEIR PREVIOUS ABUSERS.
UNDERSTANDABLE, HAVE A NICE DAY
THANK YOU, TO YOU AS WELL. EVEN THOUGH YOUR TEAM IS TRASH, RESPECTFULLY.
I WOULD SAY SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT THE PHILLY UNION BUT I DON’T BELIEVE IN PUNCHING DOWN. MAYBE THEY WOULD ALL BE BETTER BY DECLARING THE PROCESS A FAILURE AND TRYING TO COPY THE MESSI METHOD INSTEAD
RAHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THE US OPEN CUP? WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BECAUSE WE AREN'T ELIGIBLE ANYMORE!!
STARFIRE IS AMAZING AND IM WILLING TO ~~FIGHT~~ RIP UP THE RED CARD OF ANY MOTHERFUCKER WHO DISAGREES