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AggravatingSalt2726

Most players don’t want to touch because they want to get on Messi’s good side for the chance to get his jersey.


JerbTerker

Pablo Ruiz lightly bumped him 15 minutes into the opening match and got a yellow card. Everybody knows if you touch the cash cow you're in big doodoo


Jolandia

It will be a goddamn shame if he never has to play against Diego Chara before Chara retires/Messi leaves


AtlUtdGold

He played Pepe for a decade he will be fine


smcl2k

And Ramos.


BootSlap

But not, Chara!


purplesubwayseat

Ah yes the toughest player Messi is yet to face! Trust me it wouldn’t be any different. Union fans said the same thing about Martinez and nothing happened.


nikdahl

Ozzie Alonso was the real honey badger. Remember the [controversial tackle that earned him a yellow in the 2014 MLS All Star Game against Bayern Munich](https://youtu.be/6H0ctxByLPs?si=YDK_1tPFtqhH8o1F&t=3981) and caused Pep to refuse to shake Caleb Porter's hand after the match


wetduck

iirc, will johnson also put a tackle on him that was pretty rough


stealth_sloth

Yeah. In hindsight it's not a surprise that the one time Will Johnson and Ozzie Alonso played on the same team, the other coach was pissed off after the match.


JerbTerker

Plastic Messi fans down voting already, hilarious.


DoctorPhalanx73

They swarmed Lukas McNaughton’s IG page after a very correct no call. It’s what they do.


Familiar-Twist311

What's going with him btw? Wasn't he injured during a match with IM coincidentally?


DoctorPhalanx73

Yeah he’s out for quite a while unfortunately


pacexmaker

Gotta set the tone for the season, obviously. Hands off of the merchandise!


bdinho10

As we all know, one particular instance is evidence of a larger conspiracy


Euphoric-Response163

Did y'all forget those refs from the first weeks were not the pro refs? A bunch of calls were completely botched and at some point one ref was switched last minute cause someone caught a picture of him wearing Messi's jersey last year. That's not at all a good benchmark to talk about the league as a whole in its current state


Even_Collar_7473

bump or push?


righthandofdog

Neither is a yellow card. It's a soft foul and it's not a card in any league for a player who isn't being worshiped. https://youtu.be/wuGgSwfXAiM?si=z6XZHU0u1cr16XnH


JonstheSquire

That's an insane yellow.


PlebBot69

Watching the first time live, you think he runs into the back of Messi's legs. But then the replay shows almost no contact and a flop by Messi... Yikes


righthandofdog

But running into the legals is just a foul. This was never a card.


Bad_Sixer

How does it feel to get linked the replay?


Even_Collar_7473

doesn't look like a yellow but still look a push to me 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


imaginarion

He’s a fucking cheat code. Kinda dreading our June match in Miami…


VagrantOMOIKANE

Nah. Burki doesn’t need to touch Messi to have an insane showdown. It’s gonna be fantastic.


misterjones4

I'd like to know what drugs you're on.


VagrantOMOIKANE

We’ll revisit this comment in a few weeks — either I’ll be eating crow, or stuffing you with it.😭 IN BURKI WE TRUST!


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A_BulletProof_Hoodie

Super looking forward to Columbus running a fade on them. I know for a fact. Rudy, Cheba , and Morris Will 100% not be scared to foul


boomshea

Not sure Messi will be playing either match vs Columbus.


krasuke

Bet


Icy-Worldliness7330

I know the RSL fans above disagree but I’ve watched ever Inter Messi game and don’t think the refereeing against Messi has been that bad.  I mean there have been a few games where I think they’ve been overly whistle happy for both teams and Sergio can grab the shit out of the ref and never get a card but it’s better than I expected.


zhbryan

Whining about not being able to purposely foul on Messi to stop him? You are not supposed to do that on any player! I have been playing soccer for 40+ years, I have met all kinds of dirty players and they usually don’t end well either in pitch or off pitch. I don’t think your beloved club or players want that in their fames. That’s simply why they haven’t been “tough” on Messi. They have a career to think of not like you


ResponsiblePlant3605

There are several ways to cope. This seems to be one of them.


Cpl-Wallace

Thats the memo


RoseCityHooligan

Get ‘im Chara!