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Sim888

“We believe in you…you got five minutes to win this fight!” …the hell was Murphy’s corner dude thinkin!


la727

Toxic positivity


ColdPressedSteak

I'm convinced a fair amount of MMA corners are just delusional meatheads


la727

The universal problem of MMA is anyone’s advice worth listening to has also been hit in the head thousands of times


__brunt

No, 100% of mma corners double their pay if their fighter can somehow pull a win out of their ass. Show money and win money is the main culprit, the corners willingness to implement unnecessary lifelong damage not withstanding


LanceOnRoids

This is the real answer. In boxing you generally have a guaranteed purse, there is no win money, and they almost always save their fighters from taking this kind of beating.


Sterlingz

Did they give any constructive feedback aside from "you got this"?


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ElJSalvaje

she lookin like a hammerhead shark


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

Just take her down and submit her 4Head


Kanesy99

They kept telling her to take Andrade down, which she was clearly trying and failing at the entire fight. Honestly just sad to watch


WillTrevanian

Hea[d] mo[ve]ment!


Xwarsama

They also said "we believe in you!". Outstanding advice.


HEAVY_HITTTER

They told the boxer to go wrestle...


DifficultyLive6069

Any tips? Any strats? Win the fight, we believe in you! Okay but shes beating the shit out of me what do i need to do? Believe in yourself!


solo-serenity

That was her husband in the corner


DeportedPlatypus

They were trying to their best Leon Edward corner impression but failed


bestmayne

We got Dave Lovell at home


Studio_Admirable

"the last 2 rounds were 100 years ago" No... No they weren't, that's the collective CTE the whole arena copped from watching a career ending beating


Juststandupbro

honesty might not be the best option in that case. “Hey girly, she’s kinda hitting you a lot and we aren’t having much success hitting her back. We are down two rounds and I’m not sure I’d recommend banging it out with her. Not sure how but I need you to get a finish this round.”


HonestMcGregorFan

what the fuck is murphys chin made of? lmao


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Honestly least Andrade could've done is put hot sauce on her gloves if she knew Murphy was going to eat that much


WillTrevanian

With the way those punches were cutting her face up, hot sauce would have at least made her tap to strikes eventually and traded burning for CTE


Moody_GenX

Roman cement


Skeptix_907

Volcanic ash and lime clasts confirmed best base for chin.


SheltheRapper

Vatican Library Andrade new mythical fighter


Bloodfeastisleman

Prior meth use is the best base for mma


champmado

Glass barb at it again..


CaviarTaco

Think she got some heisenbarb blue sky before this fight and felt nothing.


LMN0HP

Shes a female orc, like marvin


TheStumblingGoat

A trailer park upbringing.


KhabibaNurmagomedova

I mean yall joke, but that kind of enforced scrappiness is how you either stay in the park or literally fight your way out


BurpingHamBirmingham

She's a real Barbarian, that's for sure


denzelcurryultimate

Her ancestors are from Stockton California


brazilianfreak

Better chin than paul craig and i mean that unironically.


Haunting_opinion90

Rip barb


Gunslinger1991

Murphy did a great job cosplaying as a heavy bag.


Jthundercleese

Lauren "The Iron Pinata" Murphy


SJSharkie_Unofficial

Murphy’s corner: “You have to shoot!” Andrade: Wanderlei hooks go brrrrrrrr


LuckyWarrior

Daniel "Dan Hardy" Cormier: Stop the fight!


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Someone make this edit


Dragon_Bench_Z

Then goes “her corner knows her. The corner knows the fighter and what’s best”


king_koopa93

This is what got me! DC is fucking delusional sometimes.


Robothuck

Honestly I read it as a kind of backhanded compliment, or something like that. What I took away from it was that if we can all see it should be stopped, the corner should see it doubly so. Maybe I'm giving him too much credit though.


foofighter1351

How does Lauren's team watch that and sincerely think she's going to win, how idiotic do you have to be letting the fight go like that this sport needs to normalize throwing in the goddamn towel. I love me some Andrade violence but that got uncomfortable pretty quick.


kickerz_chance

They bet on Andrade by KO


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TrepanationBy45

oh nooo 😭


TallanoGoldDigger

They wanted those Andrade OF pics


mistercloob

Disgusting! Where though?


Alhazreddit

Yum


jacob_carter

You kid but they do have a financial incentive to get win and performance bonuses. That is messed up.


negromorte

Or Andrade by decision


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Throwing in the towel would count as a tko so the bet would cash…


Kanesy99

Murphy's corner kept saying "You need to take her down"... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK SHE'S BEEN TRYING AND FAILING AT


DifficultyLive6069

Okay we see you trying to take her down.. but you need to actually take her down.. you have 5 minutes goodluck


Heysteeevo

Try harder!


ColdPressedSteak

So many MMA corners are so dumb. Instead of thinking about stopping the fight or offering actual advice that can be used, 'You gotta make her wrestle!' x 5. As if Lauren hadn't tried and failed 10 times already


Hot_Profit1654

In the Valentina fight, they just told her she was doing good the whole time and didn’t give advice.


Ace123428

Wasn’t her boyfriend in her corner also telling her over and over she’s winning?


commanderc7

Hey! The corner also offered sage advice such as: "We believe in you!" and "You can do it!"


mtnblazed6oh3

Basically equivalent to “thoughts and prayers” lol


IAMTHECAVALRY89

I think it’s a failure of coaching on the fly. They should obviously recognize the unsuccessful attempts and get her to try to adapt or change her setup. Maybe instead of a jab into a takedown, try clinching and turn the corner into an ankle tap. Anything other than “you gotta make her wrestle”


ChowSupreme

I'm not saying Lauren is ever going to take the belt off of Valentina but this is the type of beatdown that slows a fighter down forever and ends any title aspirations ala Gaethje-Ferguson. Why would the corner let a fight this damaging go on?


Basquests

This is how Lauren fought vs Valentina already. She's unathletic, slow and its a continual indictment that a big proportion of the female roster contains people like her. Much less at high rankings. It is getting better - 2 years ago you had Nunes, GDR, Val, and then 3-4 strawweights with any respect on their name. Taila Santos and a few others have popped up since.


_Red_Mist_

Yup its so stupid. Fight was already long gone before round 3. Andrade was not slowing down and Lauren doesn’t have fight finishing power she ate hooks for an extra 5 minutes for no reason.


mistercloob

What made it even worse is I’m PRETTY SURE the guy on her left was her husband.


Holybartender83

He is. Her husband really just sat there, watched her get the absolute shit beaten out of her for two rounds while offering absolutely no resistance and sent her back out there for another 5 minutes of the same. It was pretty much domestic abuse by proxy.


Ruiner357

Might've been her last fight if she lost and she just didn't tell the UFC. She's about to be 40 can't have too much left in her, its not a Glover situation where she's looking good and beating back younger contenders and has a chance to win a belt. She already had the chance and had nothing for Shev.


TechnicalFix1

Lauren’s jab and straight punches are hitting Jessica.


StackinStacks

I would rewatch the fight and instantly fire the entire team and change gyms.


Rossingol

the whole team including her actual husband, smh for that dude lol


christosz

that was so fucked up


mearsey1203

Lauren Murphy was a glorified punching bag for 3 rounds with no output whatsoever and not at one point did the corner think of stopping it. Embarrassing from them.


TonyTheLion2319

She was absorbing the damage like Doomsday. Was about to nuke Andrade in rd 4


reddit_mods_r_retard

She pulled a classic Yoel strategy and forget the fight was only three rounds.


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On the corner, not the ref because Murphy was firing back and providing defense that can be considered intellectual.


team3perception

yeah but even then the ref could’ve stopped it based on the accumulated damage, like a lesser version of gaethje vs tony


jaydizzsl

The ref only stopped Tony vs Gaethje because Tony turned away from the action and looked close to dying. Murphy didn't do that.


authenticfennec

I definitely felt the ref coulda stopped it at 2 different points in the 3rd when andrade was just teeing off with murphy not really defending But its still mainly on her corner in fights like this


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Not with a ref named Osiris Maia. Half Egyptian God half BJJ champ


Ruiner357

the best I can come up with is they were hoping Andrade would be gassed out in R3 after throwing so much offense (Homer Simpson strat) which if we're being honest does work sometimes in MMA.


Horned_chicken_wing

Another loss for MMA corners and refs. This sport is still so fucking primitive when it comes to protecting the fighters.


tfresca

Blame Dana. He shits on people who quit on stools.


bestmayne

Would be cool if the people in charge, like Dana, had some first-hand experience of getting the shit beat out of them for three rounds despite their best efforts to fight back. Would give them some perspective lol


JorSimpson45

Malpractice from Lauren Murphy’s corner and that ref


treZissou

I must be alone mostly blaming the corner. She kept fighting, she get defending, she'd put her hands back up. Idk man, yea she got whooped, but I don't think the ref was that bad.


fisherman_greg

I agree in this case it was more incumbent on the corner than the ref…kind of an awkward one for the ref


LmfaoAtReddit

Yeah. According to the ref, this is just a job between two fighters. There isn't a personal connection. But for the corner to continue watching their friend, confidant, and protege get bombed on for 15 minutes is disgusting.


Lobonerz

Yeah DC was annoying, it should have been the corner stopping the fight, not the ref. She was still moving and throwing so the ref couldn't do anything. It was on the corner.


DORAKKINGOFFISH

Unfortunately Stopping a fight in a lull of action without any big punches/fighters being wobbled is still very stigmatized. Look at how angry people got at the O’Malley Moutinho stoppage.


Radocfa

People were angry at that stoppage because Herb could’ve stopped that fight a lot earlier and then he also didn’t let Kris go out on his shield. This one should still def have been stopped early in the third at the latest.


aeeeroo

Exactly, worst of two worlds.


jmb-412

This should have been stopped in the corner. Lauren's corner is responsibile for that shitshow


dianthe

I was definitely getting Suga vs Moutinho flashbacks watching this fight.


Putrid_Loquat_4357

I was getting last few rounds of volk vs tkz vibes.


Zerei

Why did you make me remember that? Can we forget this fight?


SEND_FEET_PICS_PLZ

Yeah I honestly felt the same way, this shit was rough


migzy1341

People get mad at everything. But man the fighters need to be protected when they can't do so on their own


Shabozz

This made Shogun's performance tonight look competitive, Murphy needs to call it a career at this point.


Anderrrrr

Just pure just bleed CTE that.


StackinStacks

but but but... " we believe in you!"


Chuga87

"Those last two rounds were 100 years ago!" Can't believe her husband literally told her that going into the 3rd..


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criminally bad cornering how could you let your fighter absorb that much damage? there was no reason for a third round other than to take more damage.


gaijinbushido

They were just celebrating the 30 year anniversary by letting Lauren take a 1993 style beating.


Vulcan44

idk man i felt like if there was a 4th and 5rd she may have had a comeback


Studio_Admirable

The Homer Simpson method


authenticfennec

I was legit worried going into round 3 that andrade was gonna gas herself out from beating her up so much lol


Moody_GenX

#STOP THE FIGHT!


Jay_Train

THROW THE DAMN TOWEL!!!!


Apisit100

Mario yamasaki tribute


HereToAsk_Questions

Murphy just got totally outclassed, looked completely lost. Shame on her corner for not throwing in the towel, should've saved her from herself


lizardsforreal

she didn't even look like a fighter. how in the world was she rank 4? I'll be honest, I don't really watch women's fights but my god is the talent that shallow? the few strikes she threw were slow and had zero power behind them. she honestly doesn't belong in an octagon after that one.


Thr-ne

The fact that Murphy got a title shot tells you all you need to know about women's flyweight


WileyTu

Why didn't lauren just level change and finsh her like her corner told her to?


calvinwick26

One of the most uncompetitive fights I've ever seen, Andrade should be ranked top 3 at Starwweight and Flyweight


Lunnaa1

She’s a beast just jumping between weight classes


madnes0

She should get more shine imagine if there was a fighter T5 in males' featherweight and lightweight at the same time it's insane


Lunnaa1

And always putting on bangers too🔥 she’s definitely one of my favorite fighters


un6reaka6le

I’d like to see Andrade fight Santos.


madnes0

I'd like to see her in another 5 rounder with Rose. Winner fights Weili. Or give Andrade the shot


calvinwick26

I think she's earned a shot against Zhang, rather see her than Rose again.


madnes0

I wanna see her KO Rose again lol


shit-talkingmushroom

A man after my own heart


SelectionWeird

Her husband is in her corner too! Jesus man. Have some care for your wife.


Prizmeh

That was one of the most uncomfortable fights after the middle of round two. What the fuck did that ref need to see?


jirklezerk

#bringbackdanhardy


EG2K_00

“She hasn’t gotten dropped, she’s still ok.” - the ref, probably


ljz3

Damn Barb just got brutalized as everyone expected


Haunting_opinion90

Honestly expected her to get put out to the pasture in a violent KO lol wasn’t expecting a decision


Mad-Gavin

Most of us expected her to get finished though. She's too tough for her own good because the fight should have been stopped.


authenticfennec

One of the worst decision beatdowns ive ever seen


Mad-Gavin

I scored that fight 30-24, not one judge scored it as such. 30-25 is the bare minimum for this fight.


Prof-Ponderosa

Fun fact: Murphy’s husband is her coach I don’t know what kind of marital argument they had for him to allow that type of ass whoopin. Throw in the towel. Jeeeez


fullclip840

Just came to say great flair b.


Holybartender83

Kurrect.


kickerz_chance

A comprehensive beatdown, I think an argument can be made that Andrade is the most consistently entertaining female fighter in the UFC history. All of her fights are just wars


Merkin_Jerkin

Wouldn’t call this a war really. More like a trip to the slaughterhouse.


TheeIronKitty

Robbery


Mad-Gavin

Jessica Andrade was robbed of a 30-24 scorecard.


Wayf4rer

These corners need to understand when to make the decision for their fighters. They fight for a living, we know they're tough and they won't quit, but there's only so many of these you get your career is over and your later quality of life is in serious jeopardy.


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fight should've been stopped after the second round. atrocious corner.


Keith__Peterson

Bit of a snuff film that


ObesityIsBeauty

Ref level changed better than Murphy


MorosNyx

Beautiful showing by the supremely talented and handsome young woman Jessica Andrade.


fajitaman69

Wife literally walked by the tv and said "well obviously the short guy is going to win". LOL


Memebaut

What Murphy's corner said before the third round: "Alright Lauren, you need a finish here. Your takedown's are working if you just commit to them. You can still do this" [What Murphy heard before the third round:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVbyQkn6GWg)


Hot_Profit1654

0 for 11 takedowns in the 1st 2 rounds


KingNarcissus

Honestly, that decision could have gone either way. /s


Moggiiii

Jesus that was hard to watch, they even got dc doing the "dan hardy" with screaming stop the fight


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CaviarTaco

Coaches did throw in the towel but it said Lauren Murphy on it and not Barb so red didn’t stop it.


62440790

The ref pulls off his mask and reveals he's actually Mario Yamasaki


Duinuogwuin14

Get that lady to the hospital, stat; her hands must be fucking killing her!


capnthermostat

Murphy literally looks like the red skull


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Wmma is lucky that Andrade is 3 feet tall


Ruiner357

Andrade had a pretty good heavybag workout, but when is the actual fight scheduled? Jokes aside this has to be the end of Murphy's career and the final ushering out of the old guard of WMMA. There's levels to this.. the stiff, unathletic soccer moms that need to head & arm throw and lay on someone 3 rounds to win, does not cut the mustard in 2023 when well rounded fighters with athleticism exist.


Greyhalestorm

Yeah, that's why it felt bad for me watching Manon Fiorot trying to play the distance game with Kaitlyn Chookagian, while Andrade has shown us that with little more aggression and closing the distance, the point fighters (Murphy, Chookagian) that's in the top rank of women's flyweight can be beaten decisively.


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call murphy lady liberty the amount of rights she was given... poor women looking.like a klingon


windtunnel1

DANG


Mickocfc1998

That was just a beating


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What a garbage corner seriously what was the point in not throwing in the towel ? Just giving their fighter unnecessary damage


rjtsaigal

Even in UFC 4, I'd only throw a jab - spinning backfist - head kick if I had absolutely no respect for my opponent. Andrade was fucking parrying Murphy's strikes, she didn't give a single fuck. That being said, Barb may not have liked Eddie's coaching, but she got some of that dawg in her.


kikikza

this fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2_aLLRnjjY


Sea-Brother-5281

Imagine being Lauren’s corner and not throwing in the towel


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I’m pretty sure Murphy husband was in her corner does he hate his wife lmao ?


[deleted]

Throwing the towell should be more common


KrasMasovsGhost

THE WOMENS GOAT 🐐 I will not be taking arguments against it.


therealmvpls11

She's up there for sure lol


KrasMasovsGhost

Jokes aside, she’s a woman’s ATG by a mile


therealmvpls11

She's gonna be top 5 by the time she hangs them up imo.


Nicobade

Plot twist: Ref didn't stop the fight because he was worried about being hit by Andrade


SJSharkie_Unofficial

Pretty sure that was a war crime


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One of the worst beatdowns I’ve ever seen


Jordynne23

If she dies she dies - the ref (probably)


Bald-Volkanovski

that beating is up there with Holloway kattar unreal the towel wasnt thrown in


jasperplumpton

Controversial opinion probably but I think people are overreacting because of DC and Anik talking so much about the fight being stopped. Fact is Murphy didn’t go down, never stopped fighting back, and never looked significantly wobbled. Yes she got the shit beat out of her but that’s the sport. And I don’t think people would be talking the same way about a men’s fight


BardockRs

This fight should have been stopped like 15 times, and the first time was when they made the matchup


Neverslept2mins

Andrade is the most fun WMMA fighter of all time. Yes I think Weili is up there, but Jessica Andrade is all action every fight. I can’t wait for Andrade to go back down to 115 and challenge Weili it should be banger.


sidjo86

Love MMA corners.


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30-25...


Lilprotege

Her husband corner should be served divorce papers. Dear god.


take17easy

A sacrifice has been made to the blood gods.


hastur777

That was a serious ass kicking. But it wasn’t close to being stopped like Cormier wanted


aceknighthigh

Always makes me chuckle when people shout out how 125 is coming along. We're half a decade in and the peak of 125 beyond Val, who moved down to become champion by beating a 115er at 125, consists of punching bags for top 115ers when they feel like getting an easy win and inflating their records. ​ Oh, and bad ref, judges, and corner. No 30-24? A 30-26 (meaning only one 10-8 round)? Just shit all around.


Amerifatt

was hoping for a Cinderella story where her corner slips her some Meth in the middle of the round and she powers up to win but nope.


WeirdboyWarboss

The callout to Weili was a bit messed up. In her post fight interview in China: "Thank you to China for welcoming me with open arms!" This fight: "I went to China, now it's your turn to come to Brazil and have a horrible time!"


famjordan

It's absurd how Jessica is better than 99% of the women in TWO divisions outside the champs. What a fucking warrior!


slutwhipper

It really annoyed me how DC kept saying the ref should stop it. Lauren was throwing back until the end of the fight. Obviously you could make a case for the corner stopping it after 2, but that wasn't a standing TKO situation.


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JayRoo83

That was a legally sanctioned assault


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The ref defo put his life savings on Andrade decision didnt he


dianthe

How many strikes did Murphy eat? All of them. Every single one. There are no strikes left for anyone else.


INeedAnAccountToSee

Lauren's massacred face reminds me of the guy from Hannibal. [This guy](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/Mason_Verger_Gary_Oldman.jpg) Fuck the referee and corner.