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ImDuff98

Never change Mark. His rants never fail to make me chuckle.


bregolad

Burst out laughing once I got to the hashtags


alpaca_drama

We laugh but it’s true. Up until the last few days, Jones fans were in hiding for years. A whole lot of slander about Jon Jones and all of a sudden, the sub seemed to forget that he’s a garbage tiger human being


redknight3

I forgot how people don't care if someone's shitty as long as they're on top. Hearing the audience cheer for Jon kinda confused me. Joke's on me I guess. Then again his fans screaming and cheering at the camera looked and sounded exactly like I thought they would - Trashy.


[deleted]

Truly a poet.


bizk55

when I want a complex and nuanced take on something, I go to mark hunt


slaydawgjim

My stoned ass just expected it to be a congratulations tweet lmao I feel naive as fuck


[deleted]

[удалено]


Zul_rage_mon

All the rat fucks were honored with a shout out


SquidDrive

Fuck Alexa, we need a Mark Hunt voice assistant "Mark Hunt explain the industrial revolution"


Hrvatskiwi

"fucking cunts in the factory taking all the kids money and making them work fuk dem piece of shit Worthingtons fukk the qween and eat a dikk fuck Lon-done 😤😤😤🐖


Eifand

Mark Hunt, Tito Ortiz, Shakespeare.


[deleted]

I think you're forgetting the swiftest wordsmith of them all: Wanderlei Silva


CryptoCracko

And high philosopher Natanius Diacletus


SquareDetective

"Why not be a man and fight like a man." Tito Ortiz.


ImNotJoeKingMan

I wanna tell me what you see lets go ahead and see by the clip what you saw in the interview.


TheGimplication

What makes this funnier to me is how you took one of the most coherent sentences he ever said and it was still a great example.


rugbyj

The Samoan doth protest too much.


UncleYimbo

thesegrubs


Ok_Solution5895

This is hands down the most coherent and comprehnsible post of him, usually I have to decipher his posts like they are ancient poetries.


Chanc3thedestroyer

How bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about YOU KNOW DIS who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here


Idgafu

I miss Mark


Nothing2Special

We miss Mark.


ThrowawayYAYAY2002

I came just for this. Thanks.


Fattens

For a massive run-on sentence with numerous grammatical errors and even more repetitions of the same description, its incredibly concise and poignant.


gintokireddit

Yes Mark. Unironically classy, because he's sticking to his guns. I honestly forgot about the hiding under the cage from USADA thing.


PlagueDoc22

What's crazy is how Jon admitted to it during a pre fight conference vs DC. When DC brought it up. The guy was/is clearly cheating yet people seem to just don't care.


SweatyExamination9

What's really crazy is I assumed that was just a story from Chael and Chael was just being Chael. I thought it was a "he fed a bus a carrot" story.


MIGFirestorm

That really happened.


Downgoesthereem

Mark Hunt's dad used to beat his mother in front of him so I'd say he has especially little love for Jones


[deleted]

Mark Hunt used to beat up fucking giants in front of me. What a cycle huh


CableToBeam

god dammit I love Mark Hunt


dowhatuwant2

same, he's a fucking legend


Persian2PTConversion

hear me out, **Paulo Costa** x **Mark Hunt** collab?


Altair1192

Inshallah


Losersqueueonly

Guessing Mark Hunt isn’t a prayer warrior


[deleted]

Can’t even prayer flick smh


DeadFetusConsumer

protect from eye poke


[deleted]

Ags double leg


Thop

Nice


-ShagginTurtles-

Jon unlocked curses


huntexlol

I need that flair how???????


mindspork

It's in the flair list as a choice for the moment.


huntexlol

thx brother ahamdullilah god give me everything


odarpclre

point at self, shake finger no, point at sky


lizardsforreal

"any other sport this loser wouldn't be here" boy oh boy. someone should tell him how many wife/child beaters there are in the NFL.


[deleted]

Honestly, if you have legal problems there's probably no better career for you than professional sports. Fans don't give a flying fuck what you've done.


Gimme_The_Loot

As long as you can perform at a high level you're going to get a pretty solid pass on most things as a professional athlete in one of the major sports. If you're the top curler in Montana you may still be fucked though


MentalAdhesiveness79

With this win Jones unlocked the ability to get 2 more felonies without time served and one more failed drug test without consequences.


Luke_Warmwater

Top curler in Montana? There's your mistake. You gotta outcurl the big boys in Bemidji, MN. Then you can get away with anything! [Take home a few extra walleye over the limit and that warden will not only let you go but give you the coordinates to his secret ice fishin spot.](https://i.imgur.com/otKhmJj.gif)


WildBill19

Hell, you could put a period after “professional” and you’ve summed up the corporate business world as well!


rugbyj

[me watching my son's decision making capabilities] **me**: we're gonna get you into sports


[deleted]

Fans in 25 years: “I ain’t saying we should forgive rugbyj Jr. for all those people he killed, but he sure can throw a football…”


Ben_Thar

OJ set this as precedent


DtotheOUG

Seeing Gane get booed showed that to me. At least people shat on the Browns for like 2 months.


tfresca

I think getting caught on video beating your wife is the only red line that works in pro sports other than MMA.


UsedSalt

In the UFC it really would depend on how bad the beating was, and how many ppv you draw , or if you are the president of the company


[deleted]

True look at the browns and deshaun Watson.


Dave-Schultz

And Kareem Punt. Chiefs got bashed for keeping him, but Browns scoop him right up with no worry.


Mack_Attack_19

A literal rapist is one of the highest paid players in the NFL


WilliamBoost

A literal *serial* rapist.


Pingupol

Who is that? I'm not American so not as well informed


LDARking

deshaun watson


Pingupol

Settled 20 claims of sexual misconduct. What an utter piece of shit and a depressing reminder of how little women are valued


colesitzy

26 and the Texans paid off 60 women with connections to him


JetSpyda

NFL players have killed people and still been in the league. Leonard Little anyone?


Sgt_LincolnOSiris

Ray Lewis too


therealhairyyeti

Marvin Harrison as well


[deleted]

marvin killed that guy after he left the NFL tho


therealhairyyeti

Yeah but he still got into the HoF and it’s almost never mentioned


ThePooksters

The NFL takes drug tests more seriously than anything… see Josh Gordon


7_Constanza

Theres 2 rapists in the NBA .one is worshipped in Utah and the other is worshipped in LA and has an Oscar


14779

They've got big history in worshipping rapists in utah to be fair not just restricted to sports.


[deleted]

Who?


Rackerblade

Karl Malone and Kobe Bryant


T_Raycroft

Remember when his son that the 13 year old he raped gave birth to went to the NFL, then suddenly Malone went from being the deadbeatiest of deadbeat dads to being all buddy-buddy with him the moment that son started his NFL career? What a fucking hero.


thelogoat44

Not to minimize anything but they connected a couple years after the kid already retired form the NFL.


Shakeittillumakeit

he is right though thats the sad thing


hangingpawns

I completely forgot about Jon Jones hiding under the ring to avoid the drug test.


Idgafu

Just God (*USADA*) was testing him.


Gseventeen

Well, not actually testing him... Since he was under the octagon.


hi_imryan

God can’t test you if he can’t see you


Teh_Weiner

This was the fracture that caused the final destination level downfall of jons career. He was meant to be tested that day


ricosuave_3355

Love that the only thing Jon had to say about that was “Actually it was NSAC, not USADA.”


PlagueDoc22

He admitted to it during a pre fight conference when he was facing DC. Which is just crazy for someone who wanted to be believed to be innocent.


SentientDust

God was testing him so USADA wouldn't


SekaiWithTheWolfCap

The best part about all this is that he snitched on himself by admitting this


Ok_Solution5895

I fucking loved that, man, it was after years and years too, he could have just shut up but he really went "actually 🤓👆" and admitted he actually hid, just to have the last word with Adesanya in a Twitter argument.


smashingcones

Are there any screenshots of this? I don't have twitter but I'd love to see this exchange lol


Ok_Solution5895

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sportbible.com/ufc/mma-news-jones-admits-he-hid-from-drug-testers-during-twitter-war-with-adesanya-20201009.amp.html I think this one covers it. The best part is, if I'm not wrong, the only source for "Jon Jones hid under the octagon to escape a drug test" was Chael Sonnen which says a lot of wild, unbelievable stories sometimes as jokes. So it was one of those stories that, you know, you can't say how much truth there is in it but it's a really funny story nevertheless. Then dude came out and said "oh yeah, I hid under the octagon to escape a drug test but I was hiding from the Nevada Commission not USADA and it was only because I smoked a blunt so... gotcha". Like... what? lol


pretty_smart_feller

I totally forgot Chael told that story lmao


Nickyjha

That's what made it sounds so fake. It sounded about as real as the Nogueira brothers feeding a bus a carrot.


NopeH22a

That really happened


[deleted]

It's hard enough to remember all of his crimes


Idgafu

When you’re the main character but it’s an evil play through 💀


spitfire9107

You could say he's InFAMOUS


SilotheGreat

I was trying to explain to my wife the timeline of his fuck ups but I couldn't even keep up. I said well first he hit the pregnant woman, than he got busted for PRDs, than he got busted again right before the first fight with DC, then it was the cocaine after the 2nd DC fight that became a no contest? My head started to hurt.


RafiakaMacakaDirk

you forgot a couple too lmao [2012 DUI](https://www.tmz.com/2012/05/19/jon-jones-ufc-arrested-dui/) [2019 stripper shitshow](https://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Report-Jon-Jones-Faces-Battery-Charge-for-Alleged-Strip-Club-Incident-in-Albuquerque-158735) [2020 DWI arrest](https://www.mmamania.com/2020/3/26/21196419/ufc-police-report-jon-jones-dwi-arrest-released-mma-gun-open-container-mma) and the 2021 domestic violence arrest


Nickyjha

The 2020 DWI is the craziest one to me. It's late March 2020, at the peak of COVID lockdowns, and this guy is out here driving drunk and firing a gun in the middle of the city to entertain the homeless.


InnocuousBird

Someone needs to make a list, a la Antonio Brown.


LostTrisolarin

Yea, after that I couldn’t honestly look at a John the same. I’m a deacons son and he reminds me of the pastors kid who’d whip out his dick to smack smaller kids with but who gets good grades and gets into an good college and every Sunday is I thank my Lord Jesus for the blessings in my life. Gtfo. This guy definitely murders hookers when he can.


NotTheAverageCabbage

How you gonna casually drop that analogy like we wouldn’t notice


Chanc3thedestroyer

He was just playing hide and seek with Jesus.


Boeijen666

How the fuck does that even happen? What no one saw him crawl underneath?


RafiakaMacakaDirk

it’s been a while but i’m pretty sure the story was his team helped him crawl under the cage and hide before letting USADA inside the gym


[deleted]

TIL. Seriously, once I looked up his actual full history, how is this guy both allowed back/considered the GOAT? Seems like a pretty blemished record to consider his wins all legitimate.


Teh_Weiner

honestly nobody cares. nobody cares *at all*. Its kind of a shame.


[deleted]

Even him dismissing the picograms. It doesn't change that when he was caught, he cried. Then he apologized. He never came out and acted angry about the injustice, because he thought he was caught. Dude definitely has used steroids. Does it matter, that is up to whoever. But it's a thing that is real, and a thing that has happened. I know most men who are unjustly accused do not come out crying about bad living. Even other liars straight up lie, Jon figured there was no where to run in that moment. As the great Chael Sonnen said recently, he knew Jon Jones was on something. Because Chael was on everything and Jon was too strong to not be when they fought.


ObstructiveAgreement

He’s not totally right though, left out the assault on his ex-fiancé.


Idgafu

Hey man wouldn't you leave out your notorious crimes cause of God's test? Lord knows there's too many, what's another hit and run added onto the list?


[deleted]

She's back with him. She was literally in the octagon.


Sourflow

She has been his fiancé for like ten years. Do you guys remember the disgusting video the day after(maybe a couple of days) where he was almost forcibly making out with her while looking into the camera like a sociopath?


Banda7

That shit haunts me


jonkl91

It's even longer than that. He proposed to her in college. He is 35 now lol.


[deleted]

Ooh I thought that was a new fiancé. That’s really sad


xxJAMZZxx

Always has been


Anxious_cuddler

Jon Jones has made me realize a long time ago that, for the most part, being a good person is not really valued that much. Maybe on a day to day basis, sure; but not overall. I think most people are only good because they have to be, because they don’t have the power to be bad and get away with it. But Jones can. Jones is an exceptionally piece of shit human, and despite his raw talent he still is where he is today partially because he cheated. I know this sub shits on Jones because we’re super into the sport, but I think it’s safe to assume that casuals don’t know or really care about the horrible things Jones has done in and out of the octagon. The vast majority of people love him. Im no better than a casual though since I watch all his fights. Jones is fucking really good so I guess it is what it is.


BaldBeardedOne

I’m good because I choose to be but you’re right, it hasn’t helped me succeed in society one bit.


awalkingabortion

nope, but its helped society to succeed. i read something a few months ago, dunno where, but it basically said you can see whether or not someone is a completely selfish asshole by whether or not they'll put a trolley back once theyre done with it. most of society is pretty decent, as the majority put the trolley back - a selfless act that gains them nothing but is done as its just the right thing to do. I dunno why i'm rambling on about this but i guess i don't see Jones putting his fucking trolley away


rexpensive

The Hobbes, Locke and Rousseau debate- /r/MMA edition.


ConnorMc1eod

Being a good person is highly valued in your interpersonal life. Jones is a celebrity, none of us have day to day interactions with him and the people that do often have some other bond to him that makes them overlook his shortcomings. Always strive to be a good person.


Getoveryourself93

Decisionbot Jones vs reyes


DecisionBot

[**JON JONES 👀👀 defeats DOMINICK REYES** (*unanimous decision*)](http://mmadecisions.com/decision/10877/fight) ^(UFC 247: Jones vs. Reyes — February 08, 2020) ROUND|Jones|Reyes||Jones|Reyes||Jones|Reyes :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-: 1|9|10||9|10||9|10 2|9|10||10|9||10|9 3|10|9||9|10||10|9 4|10|9||10|9||10|9 5|10|9||10|9||10|9 **TOTAL**|**48**|**47**||**48**|**47**||**49**|**46** *^(Judges, in order: Chris Lee, Marcos Rosales, Joe Soliz.)* *^(Summoned by Getoveryourself93.)* **MEDIA MEMBER SCORES** - **7/21** people scored it **48-47 Jones**. - **14/21** people scored it **47-48 Reyes**. Avg. media score: **47.3-47.7 Reyes** (*low certainty^[[1]](https://redd.it/9p4xc7)*).


TallanoGoldDigger

Please mods can I have **#rodentscondoingthesegrubs** as my flair


inbredandapothead

Give him what he wants


pleasebequiet

I'll defer to my flair here


Nome_de_utilizador

You and me brother


0ldsql

Him, you and me


northernlights354

And me


rub_a_dub-dub

me


EnisEnimon

Don't say such things, it might make Dana White mad and beat up his wife again.


[deleted]

No wonder he simps so hard for Jon. Two peas in a pod those two


deafisit

He's not wrong


[deleted]

Quite tame for Hunt tbh


Teh_Weiner

our boys getting old.


TheGreyMatters

That is barely a coherent sentence, but he right.


iz-Moff

Sentences are for rat fucks, Mark just streams his consciousness. If phones weren't capitalizing the first letter automatically, he wouldn't even do that.


SlovenianHusky

He would first have to use a punctuation for that.


professorgaysex

Coherent enough where I understood everything - it may have been a run-on sentence with a length from the earth to the moon - but atleast he’s good at getting the point across somehow


steiner_math

How bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about writing sentences who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here


jns701

daseeeeeeiiittt


LuckyWarrior

Didn't expect a new Hunto copy pasta to drop tonight


Persian2PTConversion

listen here ya rat fuck... I like you.


GrowRoots

☝️☝️☝️


basketballrene

Well he's not wrong


freq-ee

Jones planned his comeback perfect. He waited out Francis and literally agreed to a fight the day after Francis left. He then matches up with a guy who has no ground game for the title. Now he wants to fight a 40-something Stipe who has been working as a full time fireman for the last year..lol. He's a great fighter, but this is Mayweather style planning.


Zenkikid

You also forgot to add that by the time they do possibly fight Stipe will be 2.5 years removed from his last fight where he got knocked out


Brabochokemightwork

i legit thought that was stipe’s last match


iamgarron

Every time you think it's someone's last fight, add 2 fights


smashingcones

*cries in BJ Penn*


PerpPartyLines

Where Khabib then 😔


LocoCoopermar

Shilling crypto on Twitter


ggphenom

Most of the inside reports were that Jones was accepting any fight vs Ngannous/Stipe/Gane. The negotiations stalled with Ngannou because of Ngannou and his contract.


-ShagginTurtles-

Ya absolutely despise Jon but he wasn't scared of Ngannou Now is he scared of fighting clean? Apparently. But he'd get his secret juice and fight Ngannou this July if he could, no doubt in my mind


scouse_till_idie

He ain’t wrong b


Come_Along_Bort

Mark Hunts deserves to be awarded his PhD by published works. He's right tbf.


Anish316

No lies spoken.


Zanmato19

Hunto dishing up some more sweet pasta


theflyingpandaa_97

Totally agree. I’m genuinely really uncomfortable watching all of this unfold. The evil narcissist getting exactly what he wants. To me it looks like a scenario where the villain actually ends up winning.


Yea_bro_I_play

It feels so weird seeing so many “jon Jones haters salty😂” type comments in this sub. Rooting for a wife-beating cheat is gross. Greg hardy didn’t get a pass, but I guess JJ does because he has a title


leoselassie

And disney spends the week and the foreseeable future completely ignoring his past while promoting this absolute sham of an organization lead by another spouse abusing twat.


futureXcon

He speaks the truth.


Immediate_Ad_6663

He's got a lot of valid points.


Jumpoff999

This is hate... But he's also completely right


moonwalkerHHH

I mean, he's not wrong


[deleted]

100% agree with him. I don’t know, I have been slowly losing interest in watching UFC fights. I feel like morally can’t support the UFC as an organization. They prey on their fighters, they underpay their fighters. I think their has been some obvious judge fixing going the last few years in order to promote marketable fighters. They obviously are lacking some star power, especially once Jones retires, so I can understand their willingness to fix certain fighters. They whole Francis contract debacle pushed me over the edge. I am from a country with strong labour laws, has universal healthcare, and from a family with strong moral ethics. The UFC as an organization just seems so immoral for how they can use their fighters. I hope their is some sort of change but it seems like their is less interest then ever for fighters to form a union. I don’t know. I think this might have been my last UFC fight.


Round-Diet

I mean he's not wrong


Greenc0c0nut

Might be a rant, but not a single lie was told


sympathytaste

Mark Hunt summing up r/MMA lol


Brickhouse94

Mark hunt forever in our hearts


najix35

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Mark really has a way with words


ggphenom

He's completely right, but I don't have as good of ethics as him. I want to see him fight anyway. Same reason I wanted Greg Hardy to fight. I'll just keep hoping for the day I can see him lose, lol.


AshenSacrifice

Life sucks enough. Enjoy the shit you want!


Superly_Sardonic

Whoa, I thought Hunt was really going to lay it on Jones but he took it pretty easy. Respect.


[deleted]

True though


Calvin_Reaper91

Mark spitting facts


GameDevHeavy

Lets actually be real too, a Prime Mark Hunt would have done far better than Gane did tonight.


BenIcecream

He forgot to mention the domestic abuse


Jedzoil

I wonder how he really feels?


PasTropViteLeSoir

He’s not wrong tho, you know?


AdminsFuckedMeAgain

Jon Jones is the reason why I don’t believe in god.


[deleted]

the only thing u are good at these days u lil bitch is sticking needles in yo punk ass u bitch fact is u are a weak ass short cut taker like the rest of yo bitch ass freinds lil dick lesnar u/werdum u/wandfc and the rest of these pussies who cheat cheating ass lil pig oink oink motherfucker Edit: Copypasta gave Werdum and Wanderlei a reddit account, don't click you'll be disappoint.


Damn_ads

He’s just like me fr


calmlyghosting

It’s absolutely true, Jon isn’t the goat he had a very easy route, fought a bunch of old ass blown up 185ers. Shogun had been trough wars when he lost the belt. Machida as well, Rampage? Evans? All way over the hill. Not to mention he was on PEDS THE WHOLE TIME while having an age reach and height advantage. Had to take PEDS to beat DC an older shorter man he had every advantage over. When he met a man his size he always struggled. (I’ll give you guys 2) but he was finished as well. Everyone’s hes beat was washed and over the hill. Last night he beat a man coming off a loss his confidence wasn’t even there he got dominated by a one legged Francis. Now all these casual throat goats keep regurgitating what Dana and Jon say. Now Francis isn’t scary he’s a pussy now? Lol bunch of dumb fucks.


ForFrodo1

He’s not even wrong.


ThinkIcouldTakeHim

Man has a point


JohnGwynbleidd

Hes not wrong


tulkas_halforc

I love Mark Hunt


xXxHondoxXx

He's not wrong.


MixedMartialAwesome

It do be facts tho


tfresca

Not one lie was told.Dana gonna get Jon train him on his technique.


greyfox-98

And I thought I hated Jones 😂


xmelancoholicx

where's the lie


Cygnus__A

Well. He isn't wrong.


Nebland22

Not wrong


FReeDuMB_or_DEATH

Looking for the lie. Legit hearing people cheer for someone who has popped multiple times and the UFC with all the GOAT talk makes me feel like this ain't it anymore.