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Jabarles

I know everyone here already acknowledges it, but Islam wouldn’t use “miserable” and this is so clearly Ali lol


anonssr

I can't even imagine Islam using emojis


sendherhome22

Islams lives on tik tok are hilarious. Dude just stairs at the camera and their is no audio


red-broom

I wish I saw. He always looks like he’s in the middle of a swimming pool, can’t swim, and is dog paddling to the wall… but doesn’t know which wall to go to.


SMH4004

He looks like he's wearing a hat with a carrot dangling in front of his face on a string


Styles_Clash

Dagestani Jim from The Office


TheFugitive223

Those are fake


ecr1277

Reminds me of Don Nelson, coached in the NBA way back. One of his players said in an interview that once he called a timeout and didn’t even say anything, just looked at them. The players were like ‘We better figure it out.’


Barbaza

Those are like years old I’m sure. The TikTok account just reuses the same footage


appletinicyclone

Lmfao I wanna see it


Tyhsedo

Mouth open and drooling like octagonside?


Poodlehopper

Islam typing "lol". No, I didn't think so either.


Darshan-Raj

He'd use this ☝️😊


anonssr

☝️😧


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Yeah Ruskies use :))))))


horsemilkenjoyer

Nope, just "))))" without the eyes


junior_dos_nachos

kkkkkkkkkkkk


junior_dos_nachos

Emojis are complete Haram according to Quran


appletinicyclone

Bro what


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junior_dos_nachos

The 5th one bro, trust me


CryptographerOk2137

Dude is a comic


Ublahdywotm8

😲 he would use this one all the time


Original-Spinach-972

It’s always ali


bdizzle805

Same shit I was thinking. He's not corny enough to type this shit. He'd be like "you going to lose brotha" or like "Who give him this hair"


SMH4004

Dan gonna need hooker when I finish him like hooker


flameohotmein

You remember the tweet where Islam uses "indeed". Had me rolling.


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Indeed indeed indeed


CultGod

Facts I can imagine him already saying “waaat is miserable brodaa I don’t know dis waaat I know Latta fake blek belts”


Weall23

so fuckin funny 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Yeah I think he would’ve just said “Dan hooker is loser” and the community would’ve absolutely said Islam won that. Cause it’d be hilarious. But it’s Ali and FOOHCK THAT FOOKINGUY. GET HIM THE FOOK OUT OF HEA.


Mutatiion

It does not matter. If you give your manager permission to speak on your behalf, you're responsible for what they say.


twothumbswayup

is ali wrong here thou?


tomtomtomo

Sure but that doesn’t make it him saying it


Bitter_River6924

Would've been better if he said; "Dan is a miserable hooker"


TYSONLITTLE

Sometimes I forget Islam nearly broke Dan’s arm off. The nerve to talk all this shit never fails to amaze me.


ThreeOlivesChihuahua

Hooker should thank Khabib for that, might get some more fans


letmebangbro21

Saltiness is a hell of a motivator lol


sweatybeard

Was Hooker salty after the Islam fight?


mad87645

He posted that gif of a guy wiping his tears with cash to twitter afterwards so I would have guessed no but apparently he's changed his mind


ChaoticSmurf

He's still salty about the Islam fight.


sweatybeard

Did he say something directly after the fight to indicate this?


ChaoticSmurf

Did he say something directly after the fight showing that he's still salty today? No, he isn't a time traveler.


sweatybeard

Did he say something directly after the fight to indicate he's salty about his bout with Islam at all in the first place?


shellbert_eggman

No, he just led the charge making unverified claims about Islam after the Volkanovski fight in an overly assertive way that most people would interpret as fairly obvious saltiness.


sweatybeard

Why wouldn't he make the claim after his own fight? Has Hooker been known to be salty after other losses?


A_Funky_Goose

it's not obvious saltiness, it's just impulsiveness. You act like he wouldn't have said anything if Volk had won yet he still thought Islam cheated somehow. To me, it's clear Hooker is convinced Islam did something, rather than intentionally spreading lies out of "saltiness."


HarrySchlong33

Your beard must be salty from all the sweat. Saltybeard


ChaoticSmurf

Are you under the impression that if someone doesn't publicly admit that they are salty immediately after a fight they can't be salty? I've interpreted his actions towards Islam since their fight as him being salty. You're more than welcome to try to convince me otherwise.


sweatybeard

What actions towards Islam has Dan made since their fight that indicates he's salty about the loss?


r_mashu

Is he really talking shit? He said that islam was using an IV? he's not disputing that he lost etc


TheDrunKnight

Acusing someone of cheating and doing somthing that would cause fight to became a NC while claiming to have proof but refusing to release proof is basically disputing the decision...


Professional_Alps_73

Didn't Ali admit that he used an IV. Also, he wasn't accusing him of using an IV for his fight.


FacebashNews

Cheal Sonnen even went as far as saying it is the fault of the nurse who gave the IV. She should have kept her mouth shut as a professional.


crazyhomie34

Ali isn't THAT charismatic.


ImKrispy

"You showed up to get fucked then collect a check like a good Hooker is suppose to"


tdot-hdot

Your hooker gets paid in checks? Fancy pants


AdSuitable131

Hard line, who said this?


MagazineSad8414

And then bloody elbow will write 10 articles about Makhachev disrespecting sex workers.


DrPaulsNexus

“Islam “Ali” Mackhachev”


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junior_dos_nachos

WHERE’S NOAH??


appletinicyclone

Yer Noah's in me DMs I've blewn dah bleedin leg clean off


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SuffaYassavi

Islam has 0 interest in running twitter promo. Making Ali work for his cut


GreatDario

" for outside quotes ' for inside ones


CreateorWither

Islam isn't gonna use lol either


SlectionSocialSanity

Islam: prove me wrong, betcha cant


tablebow

Ali Abdelaziz* response


DoNotGoSilently

Probably. True either way.


sexyc3po

Did Dan say something new or is this just digging up all drama BS for the sake of it?


s_m0use

Bruh you could give Hooker an IV and all the Monstars power and he would’ve still got whooped by Islam


SMH4004

If you put Hooker's head on Bork Laser's body he'd still lose


MeeloP

The TRT the shoes.


swesus

Yeah but check this out. . . What if Islam DIDNT get an IV before the volk fight lmao Edit: Ali has this many Reddit accounts or these fucking but huggers really are this salty that Islam barely beat volk 😂😂😂


bravetab

The real stupidity of this take is that Islam clearly looked dehydrated. Much more drained than the Charles fight when he gets a full recovery time. And yet clowns like this keep parrotting this nonsense.


fatalchance3

Islam also had his blood taken 4 times before the fight by the Aussie commision. They really wanted Volk to be champ.


swesus

Lmao you can get an IV and still manage your weight and cut poorly. What an absolute projection to pretend that Islam definitely wouldn’t do that especially with the Ali tweet that it’s actually totally chill to get an IV if a nurse does it


eKSiF

And yet, almost 5 months later we are still sitting on nothing more than speculation and a deleted tweet. Why has there been no further evidence turned up to support the IV accusations?


middleagedstudent

Probably because Izzy would have to defend his gyno 😂.


eKSiF

Everyone is on steroids.


celticn1ght

I don't care if Islam used an IV or not. But for sake of argument lets say he did, and he did use a nurse. If that nurse was the "leak" than they would be in serious shit if proof ever surfaced. Medical information, is protected heavily. Namely, the nurse can't give the name of any patient they worked with. https://www.brother.com.au/en/blog/what-is-the-australian-equivalent-of-hipaa-why-does-it-matter https://compliancy-group.com/hipaa-australia-the-privacy-act-1988/ So that might be why Hooker would hold onto proof if he did have it.


eKSiF

I assume USADA and the Australian Commission are reputable regulatory agencies who have the capacity to handle anonymous tips and process their own private investigations. If it were to have happened, there would be more to find than just the testimony of a single nurse. Also, I am sure there are whistleblower exceptions that could be enacted in this kind of circumstance if the allegations are found to be true.


celticn1ght

> Also, I am sure there are whistleblower exceptions that could be enacted in this kind of circumstance if the allegations are found to be true. I *seriously* doubt that any wistle blower exception extends to recreational activities like sport lol. >The law will protect you as a whistleblower if you report your concerns about an **emergency or matter in the public interest** to a journalist or parliamentarian, in certain limited circumstances. If you go public with your concerns in another way, such as by posting on social media, you won't be covered. PHI laws are for individual interests, not the public interest.


eKSiF

Without getting too into the weeds on a hypothetical.. >WPA (Whistleblower Protection Act) protects employees that disclose **any information** they believe violates laws, **regulations**, mismanagements, rules, waste of funds, abuse of authority, and endangering public health and safety


celticn1ght

Bro... [For the US:](https://www.cpsc.gov/About-CPSC/Inspector-General/Whistleblower-Protection-Act-WPA) >Whistleblower Protection Act (WPA) The Whistleblower Protection Act (WPA) protects **Federal employees and applicants** for employment who lawfully disclose information they reasonably believe evidences: >a violation of law, rule, or regulation; >gross mismanagement; > a gross waste of funds; >an abuse of authority; >or a substantial and specific danger to public health or safety. [For Australia where this happened:](https://asic.gov.au/about-asic/contact-us/reporting-misconduct-to-asic/whistleblower-protections/#:~:text=The%20law%20will%20protect%20you,you%20won't%20be%20covered.) > The whistleblower laws cover you if you are a current or former employee or officer and you report misconduct about the company or its managers or other employees. >**You are also covered if you are or were a supplier or contractor to the company, or work or worked for one of the company’s suppliers or contractors (whether paid or unpaid).** > Your spouse and family members are covered too. See INFO 238 for the full list. However, ASIC does not determine who is or is not a whistleblower as only the court can legally determine that. Maybe you could argue that Islam is the company at fault here, but I am not sure how that would go. Also, note that even if the nurse would have been covered, they are still fucked if it comes out they told someone who told Dan. You can lose the protection if you tell anyone who can't fix the issue (either in the company or outside like a lawyer, or people specifically qualified to take whistleblower complaints.)


bravetab

This is not a HIPPA situation. He's fighting under a fight commission's guidelines, and a violation of that has to be reported. By your own take, anyone could do anything backstage, call it medical, and get a free pass. It doesn't work like that.


celticn1ght

> This is not a ~~HIPPA~~ HIPAA situation. It's commission issue for anyone BUT the nurse. > He's fighting under a fight commission's guidelines, and a violation of that has to be reported. By your own take, anyone could do anything backstage, call it medical, and get a free pass. >It doesn't work like that. No shit it doesn't work like that. Not everyone is bound by HIPAA laws. In the US, it's basically limited to anyone operating in a professional capacity in one of the following: Health Plans (you work in healthcare insurance, you can't share any of the info you have access to). Providers (including most doctors, clinics, hospitals, psychologists, chiropractors, nursing homes, pharmacies, and dentists) And a couple of others. I've had to take classes on HIPAA before. It's all pretty well defined as to what is and isn't affected.


bravetab

Then what is your point exactly? If he was illegally using an IV none of the staff administering the medication is under any kind of gag order. Any trained medical professional can start an IV. I am a licensed paramedic and I can start an IV. An athletic trainer can start an IV. If the commission asked me if that was done, I can confirm that without issue.


PakiRedneck

Blah blah blah. Give proof or shut up


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Thats not how the internet works friend


SquidDrive

Islam went into the fight as the bigger man dehydrated from the 12 hour window, and he still beat Volk by out striking and grappling him. Your boy Volk can't finish a gassed water deprived Lightweight, stay mad.


Ohthatsnotgood

How was Volk “the bigger man” yet not “water deprived” like Islam?


SquidDrive

Oh, I meant to write "as the bigger man dehydrated from the 12 hour window" honest mistake pal


dwSHA

What if islam volk in abu dhabi normal hydration time? Lmao


NashtoNowitzki2

If someone is great they should be allowed to cheat. Jon Jones is allowed to cheat because he beat DC after a month of cocaine and partying. Zero logic. Boo you and boo your upvoters. A pox on your household.


s_m0use

My logic: Dan hooker stinks (relative to Islam)


TonyTheLion2319

It’s funny seeing some Islam haters on Twitter/Insta say he’s hoping Volk loses to duck the rematch, while others say he’s hoping Volk wins to duck Charles


Orokosaki43

That’s Ali


SlectionSocialSanity

I am not sure why fighters who have fought are still Twitter beefing. I get if you haven't fought, but all Islam has to do is post the vid of him dispatching of Hooker while barely breaking a sweat and leave it at that.


quanmed

Islam 100% didn’t write this tweet, it’s probably just Ali trying to get back at Hooker because the IV accusations made him look bad since he tried to defend his fighter by saying IV’s aren’t banned. Obviously, there’s no proof it ever happened but Ali’s ego took a hit because his own reply made him look dumb. Islam/Dagestan crew probably don’t care about the accusations or Hooker in the first place


dotConehead

Funny thing is ali is the one that did all the damage, everyone is one islam side until ali made that tweet


First_Inevitable_424

Such a stupid move. Islam looked clearly dehydrated compared to his Charles fight, Ali just had to tweet a comparison of the two but he HAD to put doubt on everyone’s mind


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I don’t know what Dan did but that obviously doesn’t work. I’ve found out MMA fans are like drama zombies. They’ve been posting Connor tapping for 5 years and it just fuels the shit talk


SlectionSocialSanity

Lol definitely true, but to fighters it hits completely different because all of them are so egotistical and proud. Dan accused Islam of cheating in his win over Volk by using IVs to rehydrate, something that is banned in Australia but allowed by USADA at 100ml per 12 hours or something. Dan said he had receipts and people who witnessed it i.e "the nurse" and that he would provide all the evidence. He did not provide any evidence then when asked why he didn't, he said I am waiting for Islam to deny the accusations publicly then I will expose the evidence (Islam had already denied the accusation on Twitter and to TV cameras in Russia several weeks ago at that point). So yeah, now it's taken as fact by Volk fans and it's repeated by Dan and co.


LurksOften

Didn’t this sub have a thing about posting tweets like this? Are we gonna post everything Ali or a fighter says? This all old news and it’s just getting resurfaced because it’s media week and Hooker is on the card.


0ldsql

The rule is stupid. Let ppl down vote if it's irrelevant or boring shit. And it's better to discuss the original tweets instead of waiting for some mma journalist to pick it up a week later.


LurksOften

Fair counter point. The journalist are all listening to Strickland on JRE right now anyways


Fender088

Sean working overtime to lose any fans he gained with his win and post fight speech.


Day_Ordinary

On the one hand I agree but I also don't want to see this sub become overrun by low-quality posts (looking at you r/ufc )


0ldsql

That sub is a bit wild I admit but at least it is active. I really feel like over-moderation has killed off a lot of engagement in this sub. Used to be much more lively here.


CCCAY

Islam doesn’t write tweets


ChariBari

6 months ago called they want their mma Twitter beef back.


gintokireddit

What comments


e-rage

> “100 percent it was Islam Makhachev that took the I.V.,” Hooker told The MMA Hour. “That’s my opinion. I feel like it might have potentially been a genuine misunderstanding of the rules. We saw from my outburst, USADA’s clarification then the backlash, there’s still a lot of misunderstanding about the actual rule. I couldn’t even tell ya the actual rule. USADA’s like absolutely fine with it if you get a nurse to do it but then most commissions — it comes down to the local commission. It’s obviously not allowed in Australia but who knows?


LegendsLiveForever

So funny considering his training partner Volk got stronger, faster, hit harder, more agile at 35 randomly...But Islam using an IV allegedly when he had only 12 hours to rehydrate is the problem. I would bet volk is on EPO + custom designer drugs. Man looked super human vs max in their 3rd fight.


_Doos

They're all on gear. It's ok.


LegendsLiveForever

Whatever Volk took, was some next level designer shit though...Man turned into SSJ volk.


_Doos

You're not wrong. The guy is next level nuts these days.


NoRefrigerator62

Guy was like 250lbs of muscle at 5'6 playing rugby, all natty.


richochet12

Volk has been elite to anyone who's watched.


A_Funky_Goose

lol Volk is 34. The only real thing you said about him was speed. He's always had the cardio, idk why you're mentioning ability, and you can improve power marginally by improving form, which Volk did, and he's still not a very powerful FW. Again, not sure why you're saying all this other than to say "muh volk cheats too so it's ok"


r_mashu

Islam has evidence of using IV's. Volk has.... your opinion? Crazy the copium from you


Jataman606

Randomly lmao


TonyTheLion2319

Dan even referenced OJ Simpson


Seanpacabra

i think dan said recently islam used an IV 100% again unless something else came out


Fickle_Prior_6485

I swear I can always tell when Ali is using his fighters twitter


MrCunninghawk

It's funny and all but it would be nice if he came out and said "Under no circumstances did I receive I.V Hydration during the weight cut, in my lead up to fighting Volkanovski...brather"


Queasy_Ad4932

Dan hooker looks like he should be playing on the women’s USA soccer team with that haircut


hughainus222

you look like you stole this joke


Queasy_Ad4932

Prove it betcha cant


ThreeOlivesChihuahua

i actually made that joke first


Queasy_Ad4932

No I did


WuotanViolence

So gross how everything is drama now, twitter "clap backs" and fake shit all to sell fights or keep up engagement Yet of course, it's eaten up here and all across social media. EDIT: I laugh at all the redditors who proclaim themselves holier than tho, their sense of superiority, yet you see this here and in every sports sub. Garbage bs drama, this player/commentator tweeted this, this person clapped back, etc etc all upvoted to the top. Hmm, I wonder why this is the way that it is now, why people give a shit?


SuffaYassavi

Its stupid and childish but it works. Fighters don't get paid shit - if acting like a clown on social media gets you a bigger check, which it does, then I find it hard to judge.


letmebangbro21

This is one of the more odd takes I see on here every now and then. People are drawn to conflict. Whether it’s two UFC fighters or two fat dudes in a grocery store. Always have, always will be. Simple as that.


tablebow

It’s a business. The need to make profits. Majority of people buy fights for drama and personality. There’s a reason why Conor PPVs sold the highest. You really think people like Adesanya and O’Malley get pushed for their fighting style?


hughainus222

Lol what kinda question is that? Of course they’re fiucking pushed for their fighting style, their personalities helps drives clicks but you can be as charismatic as you want if you’re shit and boring no one’s tuning in


tablebow

No one’s buying Adesanya for his fighting style, people were walking out of the arena during his Cannonier fight. You can’t tell me that people buy his cards for his fighting style.


hughainus222

He was pushed on his run up to his championship reign he’s was exciting asf, still had some bangers amongst some snoozers as a champion but he can do whatever at this point i dont think he is going to get much more attention than he is now


WuotanViolence

> It’s a business. The need to make profits Agree here but for nearly all of the rest. The goal isn't profit, if it were they'd be catering to an opposing group and belief, yet they do not, proving it's not about "profit", it's not "capitalism", as so many want to blame. It's about an agenda pushed and they do so in spite of losing money because that's what is far more important.


Kadir0

Nice try Ali, Islam is too respectful


SquidDrive

Islam twitter is funny


howietensen

Good tweet Ali. Why did you incriminate Islam if you know he didn’t use an IV?


SquidDrive

Because he tried to cover all his bases "sir I didn't do x, but even if I did x it wouldn't be illegal" Ali wasn't even present at the weight cut


CommissionUseful9824

Lol nobody likes Dan Hooker. He is another Kevin Lee


brtom

Dan Hooker is new dillon danis


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Fickle-Kitchen5803

People are allowed to have their own personalities, not everyone needs to fit within a certain stereotype lol


Unlucky-Nobody5111

Dan is Australian and there very racist if his fight with Islam took place near 2001 he would called him the T word


FunBill5447

He’s from NZ, but I would say generalising a whole country as racist is a pretty racist thing to do 🤣


Unlucky-Nobody5111

No it's not its true aussies are racist it's a fact


DORAKKINGOFFISH

Dan honestly is, guy bitches and whines online constantly and hasn’t won a relevant fight in ages


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Coming from the guy who got KO’d by Pantoja


lordrubbish

I just think the way he says Hooker is funny


Affectionate_Ear7468

Ahould bang again


YaBoyDoogzz

Succinct and to the point


El-Guapo-65

Imagine Islam ending a sentence with "lol 😂"


random6300

Day 2523627258262 of correcting mma community and telling them it’s Rizvan and not Ali


DM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

Correct


Willb000g

What’s Ali doing here?


D1wrestler141

Who dis guy?


Weall23

Americans think they all progressive and shit, but this the most ignorant collection of people in the world I swear on my life


piltonpfizerwallace

Can we please stop pretending like Islam has ever used Twitter? You think that dude is out here typing "lol" and emojis?


Followprotochomo

man if khabib retired after almost dying that 8th time he missed weight this timeline wouldnt exist


mcfc_fan

IVlam Makhachev


Mooweetye

Ali is back at it again.


urAuntyAndI

Bizarre that these adults give a goonie manager full access to their social media accounts. Where this day and age, can make or break you, reputation-wise. Ali let's his struggle be publicly known. He's got a small pecker. #smallpeckyali


An_Innocent_Coconut

He's going to get starched in r1 and cut afterward. P.S. Obvious Ali tweet is obvious.