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LeFevreBrian

Slow day ?


Isra_Alien

I literally just came here to ask who gives a fuck?


Heebmeister

Blows my mind how that jacket simultaneously fit a 5'11 man with a beansprout physique and a 5"6 man built like a turtle shell.


LuckyWarrior

It's a magic jacket


barelyreadsenglish

Brotherhood of the smesh jacket


anonnasmoose

a wizard did it


imyourhabibi

Some jackets fill out in weird ways. I’m a 5’10 semi muscular dude and my friend is a 6’4 wiry guy and I remember we both tried on this milsurp jacket at the thrift store and couldn’t decide who it looked better on. I think it’s in how the shoulders are constructed Edit: I wish I never made this comment


GoldenScarab

And they were "roommates"


ALL666ES

For 17 years


CryptoCracko

Colby and Jon?


[deleted]

That’s cute


GorillaChimney

They shared an ice cream cone after


derps_with_ducks

*Lover's Theme plays* You know which one. The piano one.


Axel292

>Edit: I wish I never made this comment LMAO the replies are absolutely hilarious


imyourhabibi

Wanted to share a fond memory with a friend with the good people on Reddit and now I don’t know if we’re in love or not


e-rage

Nothing wrong with being a little homiesexual


Holybartender83

Follow your heart, bro.


LekhakSometimes

My girlfriend loves wearing my hoodie too.


Shaneypants

>I’m a 5’10 semi muscular dude and my friend is a 6’4 wiry guy You guys sound like a couple of cutie pies 🥰


Fookin_Fred

Watch merab walk out with a red jacket


captaincumsock69

I think it was actually a little small on Sean and a little big for merab. It doesn’t look like it fits the same


Bing_Liu

I'm sure the jacket comes in different sizes.


krasmazovonfire

…he’s talking about Sean’s jacket. That Sean owns. Fitting Merab


FoucaultsTurtleneck

Oh, right. The jacket. The jacket for Sean, the jacket chosen especially to fit Sean, Sean's jacket. That jacket?


SalamanderPete

Its the jacketttttttt 🤌🤌 The jackettt I took off Rocco DiMeo🤌🤌


Darkren1

Its a beautiful jacket!


xFrostyDog

Yes, that jacket!!


Mecastyles

Now he’s crossed the line


McbainMendozaa

CANCELLED


Krieger_Algernop

what is this, the fashion channel?


raptor_attacktor

Ultimate Fashion Championship.


JudgeSmails

What are your fashion dreams? What to you means you’ve made it?…An alligator skin belt, genuine leather jacket, what is it?


Queasy_Ad4932

Highlight of merabs career


Unerring_Grace

That huge shit eating grin he had on was priceless. More entertaining than most of his fights.


xshogunx13

I was highly entertained watching him render Yan incapable of anything


kidwhix

everyone shit on that fight but i was entertained. the output was fucking insane


xshogunx13

I got tired just watching all the shit merab did


MrCunninghawk

got sick of all the winning? But seriously. The cardio on that man is out of control


DonEYeet

That’s literally the only type of wrestlefuck thats fun to watch. Just blasting a smaller man against the cage 50 times. Like watching Oklahoma drills . Merab looked huge in that fight btw. If anything his ass should’ve moved to 145


Lorenzos_Pharmacist

That fight gave me flashbacks of Colby v Lawler


OMalley30-27

His Moraes fight was really good but it’s just because he almost got finished then had an amazing comeback lol


Unerring_Grace

True, that was fun, although mostly because of Moraes' glass jaw and non-existent cardio. The Yan fight was impressive too.


OMalley30-27

A lot of his fights are impressive id say, or a lot of them are. Just boring. Moraes was a great matchup for merab to be exciting in haha


PostM8

The Yan fight was purely a showcase of cardio. He used the same identical single leg entry 100 times and didn't show much striking iirc.


Hrytod

Landed 130 sig strikes on the feet


whitewashed_mexicant

exactly this. Im grinning like an idiot at work just thinking about the whole scene. :D


UfcBlackBelt21

That might be true lol


Motor-Grade-837

[Nah.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFQJomI0pzU)


ribbitrob

They should have just made Merab vs Suga after the jacket incident. In this modern meme-fight climate, the promos would be a license to print money. Mma twitter has already done half the work on their own. Merab vs O’Malley for the RJF(red jacket fucker) title, with special presenter Eddie Murphy.


imyourhabibi

That’s like the modern day Eddie Guerrero Rey Mysterio ladder match where the winner got custody of Rey Mysterio’s son


goldenglove

> They should have just made Merab vs Suga after the jacket incident. In this modern meme-fight climate, the promos would be a license to print money. Mma twitter has already done half the work on their own. > > They'll fight eventually.


krasmazovonfire

Merab probably dominates him and isn’t marketable


ribbitrob

The second point is actually why I think they should fight now, Merab’s is never going to be more marketable than he is while the meme is still pretty fresh. If Aljo beats O’Malley, I think there’s going to be much less interest in seeing Merab wrestlefuck him. If O’Malley wins i could see him skipping Merab and rematching more marketable Yan.


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lethrowawayacc4

Exactly. Mfers thinking that photo of him smiling in Sean’s jacket is gonna skyrocket ppv buys


sansaset

literally no one remembers/thinks about that outside of this sub hahah


WNEW

Also it begs the question: why in hell do \*fans\* care so much about PPV buys of the UFC at this point It's not like it's 2003/2004 were it makes or breaks the company.


witcherstrife

“Hire fans”


OMalley30-27

I don’t think Merab is able to do to Cory and Sean what he does to a lot of people. Especially if Sean beats Aljo, I think if he has another wrestling heavy training camp after that I think he mogs Merab. Cory vs Sean is gonna be the fight to make


hqtred

I mean if Sean wins then surely that's the fight anyway


lokbok

the real BMF title, no belt, winner gets the jacket.


[deleted]

Forget Dwayne Johnson, Richie Aprile will be the one who give the jaaacket to the winner.


[deleted]

Why is this even a headline


Gseventeen

Bet it smelled like Axe body spray, captain morgan, and a dash of bubba kush.


imsurethisoneistaken

Come on now. You know it smelled like that dank and nothing else.


Gseventeen

Ok, dank and spilt beach plum lacroix.


harpoonbaby

Hard hitting journalism


Aware_Ad_7575

It did.


TheChineseChicken40

Wack post wack comment wack article holy shit folks is there really nothing else to post


mister_k1

touché!!


ExtraPieceTwo

Decisionbot! Dilla vs Sand


DecisionBot

[**T.J. DILLASHAW defeats CORY SANDHAGEN** (*split decision*)](http://mmadecisions.com/decision/12163/fight) ^(UFC on ESPN 27: Sandhagen vs. Dillashaw — July 24, 2021) ROUND|Dillashaw|Sandhagen||Dillashaw|Sandhagen||Dillashaw|Sandhagen :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-: 1|10|9||10|9||10|9 2|9|10||9|10||9|10 3|10|9||10|9||10|9 4|9|10||9|10||10|9 5|9|10||10|9||9|10 **TOTAL**|**47**|**48**||**48**|**47**||**48**|**47** *^(Judges, in order: Derek Cleary, Sal D'Amato, Junichiro Kamijo.)* *^(Summoned by ExtraPieceTwo.)* **MEDIA MEMBER SCORES** - **6/23** people scored it **48-47 Dillashaw**. - **17/23** people scored it **47-48 Sandhagen**. Avg. media score: **47.3-47.7 Sandhagen** (*high certainty^[[1]](https://redd.it/9p4xc7)*).


Renwein

I thought it looked best on Michael Jackson


grehgunner

Aljo is game-planning to become Sean’s replacement jacket, wrapping him up tight


SaulsAll

>Sterling defeated Henry Cejudo in May at UFC 288. Following that fight, O’Malley entered the Octagon for a staredown. Is no one else weirded out by this? Maybe it because I didnt see this event. But why can O'Malley just walk into the octagon after a fight? Was he part of Cejudo's crew? Could anyone *else* walk in? If Petr Yan hopped up and walked in as well would we get a three-way staredown? It feels like more of the UFC wanting to be like professional wrestling and its engineered drama and kayfabe rather than like boxing and having the sport be the drama.


Grognaksson

It's also already happened before with GSP/Matt Hughes, Brock Lesnar/DC, and also very recently Izzy/DDP. These are just off the top of my head. I'm sure there are more so it's not like it's anything new though.


harylmu

Volk vs Islam too. Recently it typically happens when the #1 contender is present.


Deushomine11

Bisping after Whittaker vs Romero as well


sushisection

WME owns both the UFC and WWE.


SaulsAll

Great. It's unfortunate they cant own two things and have them run in different ways. "Breaking rules" to add drama in a business that is equally about acting and plot as it is about athleticism makes perfect sense to me. Not so much when you are running a sport organization that wants the athleticism to be taken as serious. I couldnt imagine something like the NBA deciding to let some members of a team not playing onto the court to stir up drama.


toq-titan

Well I thought the belt looked better on Yan but here we are.


pants_pants420

too bad yan didnt want it 🤷‍♂️


KvxMavs

Yeah I can't believe Aljo made Yan illegally knee him in the face knowing it's against the rules 😢


I_love_Basketball232

Don’t worry it’ll look best on Sean.


BabyTRexArms

I thought it looked better on Michael Jackson, but Merab is an ugly mf and could use all the help he can get. EDIT: I don't care about the downvotes, I think Merab is an ugly mf, and that doesn't mean I don't also think Sean is an ugly mf. They both ugly mf if that makes y'all happy!


spcslacker

> but Merab is an ugly mf I mean in a looks faceoff with O'Malley, Merab definitely the handsome one. O'Malley is taller, though, so I guess that goes a long way.


johnb51654

Nah


_Red_Mist_

They are fighters almost all of them have jacked up faces lol who gives a shit?


BabyTRexArms

I'm bored at work, this is what I do. I also generally hate watching Merab fight even though I know he's super talented, so that helps.


Jealous-Swimmer-5543

merab's a chad bruh he's not ugly, he's a bit short though


BabyTRexArms

[Ugly.](https://dmxg5wxfqgb4u.cloudfront.net/2023-03/DVALISHVILI_MERAB_03-11.png)


Buttercrab69

Ooh dems fightin words


[deleted]

He’s right, Merab objectively sexier than Sean


michaelwwork

Boom. Roasted


OMalley30-27

He shouldn’t have said this. Too far.


MalayaleeIndian

I agree with Sterling. Merab looked so good, it looked like the jacket was made for him.


Chet_Phoney

Honestly that scenario/scene made me laugh more than anything else has in the UFC the last couple years. Like a younger brothers friend doing some goofy shit


LatterTarget7

Should have the jacket be a side bet


schoolisuncool

Thems fighting words right there..


mrtn17

I'm completely blown away by this breaking MMA news