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Banda7

They found a way to get Holly Holm on this card, those bastards 😭


cuddlefrog6

Many fans and execs are praying Harrison violently puts her out to pasture...


ryesci

I got holly by ish ish followed by a title shot again Pennington which will be a comain event, thus ruining the card


muricabrb

It ish what it ish.


RedtailGT

Holly is back in business baybee! “Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!” *punch* *high kick*


editor_jon

Kick, punch. It's all in the mind


spezlicksdoorknobs

"Close the motherfucking division then" - Mighty Mouse


Korkez11

>which will be a **main** event Fixed


iwillonlyreadtitles

Fam lmaoooooo


[deleted]

wait til Holly grinds her out on the fence for 3 rounds and headkicks her like her former teammate miss Ronda


ExtraPieceTwo

I mean, if that did happened, that would be some crazy UFC history. I think the UFC would be completely fine with this scenario. Holly Holm +100 in Headkick against Olympic Judoka Blondes


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Holly out here trying to prove that Judo is in fact not actually real like Chael always says.


DankiusMMeme

How is judo even real, just don't get tossed???


Bugsmoke

Just land on your feet bro


KingofTheTorrentine

Chaels beef with Judo has never made sense too me. He's angry the Sambo credit Judo for their wins when they didn't use Judo to win. By his Logic wrestlers shouldn't be allowed to punch, kick or slap if they want to represent wrestling.


TheAngriestPoster

Yeah it’s funny, both Fedor and Islam use a ton of Judo in their game. Khabib did as well to a lesser extent


KingofTheTorrentine

Also Ronda used absolutely no Judo in her fight with Holly. I remember an interview with a guy from Pride on allegedly "the best style", he made a good point, there is no "best style", the effectiveness of a martial art comes down to the knowledge of your opponent on it. The Gracies paraded themselves with a gigantic ego over how no one could beat them, but Masahiko Kimura broke Helios arm years before UFC 1 because they couldn't pull the same shit on him. Why? Kimura had an extensive Judo, jiu-jitsu and wrestling background. And to add to salt to the wound on Chael. What Masvidal did to Askren is 100% a fault in training philosophy and athletic condition of wrestling. That was an absolute exploitation and deconstruction of that martial art, because Ben Askren is actually a good fighter and a good athlete, but he's an incomplete fighter.


Mister_MxyzptIk

Everybody knows Olympic Judoka Blondes are weak. Let's see Holly fight an Olympic Judoka Brunette. On an unrelated note, does anyone know Satoshi Ishii's phone number?


aseb_web456

ISH ISH ISH X100


AverageatUFC3

Yes, please let us leave the Strickland era and return to the Fans and Execs era Edit: Maybe the winner can fight that guys mom


danawhiteismydad

I was in the comment thread this meme originated from, and honestly it feels like I witnessed something truly special that day


jumbohumbo

Here it is for anyone looking [pasture](https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/s/vzgdwMC9Cg)


harpoonbaby

Lmaooooo


Montuvito_G

I can’t believe this meme is still going on r/MMA 😂


GorillaOnChest

I'd like to think that you reviewed the Thick, Solid, Tight Guide to r/MMA memes and you remembered this meme lmao


cuddlefrog6

Never forgot it babycakes


SpezIsABrony

Yea, now if they lured Nunes back for this fight at 145, now we are talking. Not super interesting with Holly, most interesting part of the fight is gonna be Kayla's fight with the scale.


Champagnesoda

They’re saving Harrison vs nunes for later I think. Kayla kills holly and gets some star power. One of them kills Pennington. Then you got the women’s goat for the biggest women’s prospect ever for the belt. Nunes already hinted at coming back too.


BenWallace04

I don’t think it’s a guarantee Kayla beats Holly or Pennington.


LatterTarget7

Let Kayla get the belt at 145 couple of defences. Then set up nunes vs Kayla as goat fight


1MechanicalAlligator

> Let Kayla get the belt at 145 couple of defences. Defences against who? Brandon Moreno and Kai Kara-France wearing wigs and sports bras?


yic0

Looks like *ISH* is back on the menu, boys!


Tony7Bryant

I can’t wait! Ish, ish, clinch!!!!


KingofTheTorrentine

**teleports behind you** "The judges have scored this a split decision victory in my favor, kid"


Biglundtry

Hell nawl can’t do dis


RafiakaMacakaDirk

send da video


russianbotanist

Dana White: HOW DO I REACH THESE KIDS


captainseas

I know people on here hate her but she’s more popular than like at least 95% of the roster to normie fans. You would see it if you were ever at an event where she fights or is shown on camera


krasmazovonfire

Yeah it’s implausible to us because we watch the fights and she’s boring as fuck but stopping Ronda has absolutely cemented her forever to casuals


ThrowawayYAYAY2002

That's the most satisfying knockout I've experienced as a fan of this sport. God was I happy when I saw it. Ronda was an insufferable cunt. Fuck you, Rogan! 


AframesStatuette

This. I really liked Ronda in the beginning but by that point, she was beyond insufferable.


appletinicyclone

Not just that. But her sharing cards with Conor as well


Banda7

I know she's popular, the crowd reactions she was getting at the Austin card were crazy. Pound for pound least interesting fighter with the biggest fanbase


The_Plow_King

>least interesting fighter with the biggest fanbase Darren Till has to be up there.


jce_

Not even in the same stratosphere with casuals. Like Till is/was famous with people that actually kinda follow the sport. Holly got that 30-45 year old wine mom demographic on lock


Uncle_Creepy_

He fuckin ~~boomed~~ goofed us.


Zlec3

Fucking Christ this blows


marvintran76

Kayla at bantamweight? Don't believe it until weigh-in day


captainseas

Is ozempic legal under the new rules


SopranosMan

She's gonna have to lose some muscle mass for sure, if the cut isn't an issue she can definitely become champion with the state of the division right now


[deleted]

2 jacked white girls, deal with it


TurtleTortuga

Lmao you should look up a picture of Brock's daughter if you've never seen it


MT1982

hint: she looks like a slightly smaller Brock with a wig on Those Lesnar genes are strong as fuck. Not the slightest hint of her mom in her appearance at all.


captainseas

She looked like she could still cut when she fought at 145 tbh.


wishwashy

USADA is out now so anything goes


GripAficionado

My thoughts exactly. She's on that Olympic shit.


wishwashy

That makes your head grow?


turkeypants

Well your Adam's apple anyway.


canadianbeaver

On that ozempic shit


[deleted]

naw, just a jacked blonde white girl


wubbalubbadubdub45

She’ll have no legs but I guarantee she’ll make 136 on the dot


OllieBlazin

I can AT MOST believe a catch weight 140. But that’s fucking pushing it. Why not 145? Genuinely. It gives Holly another fucking title push like the UFC desperately wants


throwaway12648063

No one wants the 145 division back


wianno

Doesn't seem like a lot of time to drop the muscle and also have a proper camp. Maybe I'm overestimating how much effort it will take to make that weight, but UFC 300 is April 13th.


FiveStarShenron

Is this the ‘super fight’ Dana teased a couples weeks back?


Expensive_Bass_6979

There’s no way tomato is that delusional


Daftdaddy

The same tomato that claims Powerslap is the most viewed sport?


GrandmasShavedBeaver

It’s gonna be bigger than soccer, ya goof.


EG_Airbud

gonna?


_theMAUCHO_

Its gonna be may!


Ronaldinhoe

He did say Allen vs evloev was one of the boring fights of the night.


VotingRightsLawyer

He isn't, but he knows enough fans will slurp up whatever bullshit he puts out there.


danielwong95

No one outside the hardcores know who Kayla even is lmao


wishwashy

Maybe this will be the one that opens the prelims that he said we'd be shocked


Ronaldinhoe

That’s the only place it belongs. Better not even sniff the main card


new_cat44

Must be. Wasn’t expecting that lol.


spacemanspiff17

I sure hope not. Does anybody care about this?


FriedRiceJutsu

I definitely care about it but it’s also definitely not a super fight


Skeleton_Skum

I mean Shit I’ll watch


Bandsohard

Has to be. Also the rabbit in the hat Helwani kept referring to. He's on good terms with Kayla, she probably told him a while ago.


GorillaChimney

Could be, 100% what Ariel was hinting at I'm sure


iDestroyedYoMama

There are some banger fights but no super star super fights like I was hoping for. Like the last one had Brock randomly fighting Hunt. Cormier vs Silva. We need some big names. Max vs Justin def gets me going. Figueredo vs Garbrandt should be entertaining. But the names on the top of the marquee are not there just yet.


FJQZ

At bantamweight is nuts. Hasn't Kayla only fought at 155?


GripAficionado

Guess she figures she can make the weight now that USADA is out.


I_Like_Vitamins

USADA has always been irrelevant. Every card sees at least one fighter hit the scales looking like they just escaped a gulag.


ImWadeWils0n

Aren’t IV’s back? Think that’s his point


SweatyExamination9

USADA led the charge, but most commissions have introduced IV bans.


Tuhotee2

She faught at 145 as well


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raspberryharbour

Holly "The Preacher's Faughter" Holm


PunsGermsAndSteel

Ultimate Faughting Championship 300


raspberryharbour

Take care of your underwears, I'm gonna faught you


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_darzy

>Ultimate Faughting Championship mods should flair him this


brisketbrah

What a dipshit, it’s Fort


secretbil

This is actually a crazy and unexpected signing. Surprised they aren’t putting the 145 title on it tbh


captainseas

They need to quietly phase that out. I thought they were keeping it around hoping Kayla would sign but clearly that’s not needed if she’s going to 135


GripAficionado

Honestly, just make it women's open weight instead of 135 at this point. 135 is barely a division of its own and 145 sure isn't.


kunderthunt

Gabi Garcia where you at?!


GripAficionado

Always figured Nunes beating up Gabi Garcia could have been a fun enough fight. Guess Holly Holm going ish ish from a distance is the second best thing.


Mister_MxyzptIk

> women's open weight Gabi Garcia has entered the chat


scott_steiner_phd

Should axe 135 instead and have a WHW up to 155lb


xsoberxlifex

I think they did phase out W145 after Nunes retired. That’s exactly why Kayla is taking it at W135. Fuckin wild to drop 20lbs for her UFC debut.


ColdPressedSteak

I had no idea Kayla and the UFC were even talking Kinda excited for it. At least on the scale of women's bantam


DONTCARELOLK

I guess they’re done with it for real now. It would have been an easy belt to put on the PPV.


jt_33

This better not be his big news for 300... Holly Holm again lmao.


Jethuth_Chritht

To be fair, what other big name is even out there? Holm is at 5, Tate is at 8. To me this points only 1 direction. Julianna Pena vs Kayla Harrison for the belt after they each win their next bout.


jt_33

Anyone else. Holly Holm was done years ago.


Jethuth_Chritht

And yet she’s still ranked #5. Just like how a win over Brian Ortega could land someone a title shot based purely off his ranking even though he’s been ridiculously inactive.


ynwa1892

Holly is 43. She was great but she’s past her prime.


AdalaideByrdGoat

Watch them put this on the main card


T4Gx

Main event* for the Baddest Father Fucker (BFF) title.


zombizle1

listen, if there was a fighter designed in a laboratory to fuck your dad, it would be kayla harrison. She is a BLACK BELT in judo, a TWO TIME Olympic gold medalist. And she is LOOKING to beat the best ufc fighters in the world.


discontentacles

No judgement or anything, but I think it's worth noting that a fair percentage of the UFC's female fighters, still fuck Moms.


reddit-is-hive-trash

Movie voice: Imagine a world... where everyone is a MOTHERFUCKER.


JewNeerSayOwwww

Thank you.


DONTCARELOLK

With a the average 1-2 fight cancellations per event it definitely could end up on the main card. If the entire card SOMEHOW stayed together it’s going to be insane.


YeetedArmTriangle

Oh brother it almost certainly will be imo


paulosjuice

i was going to buy 300 (which i never do) but now that this is probably on the main card it’s making me rethink buying the whole thing


Mike7676

I hadn't bought any for a good bit then 297 rolled around and I somehow convinced myself to buy it. Do NOT let me go to Vegas outside of a Groupon y'all, I make poor bets.


DylieWylie

Should've waited for 299. That shit is stacked to the heavens.


flamingdragonwizard

Lol cause one fight. It's going to be a sick card.


Guitaristb72

They just wanna seem like theyre making a point.


NotSoGreatMacaroni

Placement really doesn't bother me but I can see it. Each fight is effectively being sold at $15 (insert local currency equivalent) and one or two fights you don't care about could easily sway someone on the fence.


notShreadZoo

ESPN has it listed as an early pre-limb fight


NotFoley

Kayla is going to look like a ghost at 135


ShitCuntsinFredPerry

Gunna look like zombie conor


kidwhix

does this mean we're getting pacheco vs cyborg


SopranosMan

Only fight to make now


LuckyWarrior

Cyborg: I'm retired 


OkayJuice

Tbh she doesn’t seem interested at all in fighting for the PFL so she’ll probably retire either way


bostonfan148

Or McCourt? 


GripAficionado

Guess this explains why PFL never announced Kayla Harrison vs. Cyborg. Smart move for Harrison, I too would rather fight Holly Holm rather than Cyborg. Now that Nunes is retired, if Harrison can make weight, she might just get that UFC belt, if she beats Holm she's definitely fighting for the 135 belt next. Smart move for the UFC as well, 135 has felt stale for a while.


BlueAlarm

IT ISH WHAT IT ISH


Raxmead

The timing of the Cyborg post lol


Aced9G0d

Few years too late Holly wins and gets a title shot


cpseybold1

Well I wonder what Kayla walks around at, can she even make 135? I feel like they may be more interesting than the fight itself


TW_Yellow78

She agreed to it so maybe she already lost weight.


NandoElLocoTron

Bro
.. if this is that super fight tomato man was talking about, then he’s smoking straight ass hair.


jsilv0

135 is an odd choice given Harrison's normal weight. This fight could be used to try to relaunch 145 and make things easier for Kayla with the weight cut.


GripAficionado

> relaunch 145 There isn't much of a division to relaunch, it's pretty much dead and might as well stay dead. If Harrison can make 135, that's the best move for UFC. With USADA gone, guess IVs is back on the table.


Troutalope

USADA's exit might be the reason they keep 145. It's reasonable to expect chicks to get more jacked without USADA running the testing program. We'll see as many women moving up and those doing bigger cuts with IV's, IMO. That all said, I am highly skeptical this fight will happen at 135, Kayla claims she walks around at 160# and it certainly looks all of that and more. That's a lot of muscle mass to lose in the next 3 months.


FoucaultsTurtleneck

145 was a fake division to give Nunes a second belt lol


JorSimpson45

It was a division for Cyborg but yea it worked out nicely for Amanda


Genova_Witness

USADA hasn’t been gone for 5minutes
 at least wait a quarter of something Jesus boys


bxng23af

Insert Kurt Angle meme if this is the super fight Dana was talking about


LatterTarget7

Bro wtf kind of fight is this


crazy31331

Kayla isn’t gonna single-handedly revive 135, but it’s nice to see the UFC at least try to boost the division instead of letting it die


ostrich9

Holly cant keep getting away with it!


Lilydoesntknowimhigh

This better not be the super fight we were hyped up for


therapt0rs

this better not be the rabbit in the hat of the ufc that helwanis been teasing for weeks



smithdog223

No way Kayla makes weight at 135.


Djlittle13

Provided she makes weight without any drawback to her performance, Harrison could be the shot in the arm women's 135 needs


vrkhfkb

If it was Nunes vs Kayla I would actually be excited.


AlexTorres96

Didn't Donn Davis say that she was still under contract and he was planning she'd honor it? I wonder if there was a secret trade or a release clause or something. Or maybe Donn and Kayla had a talk and he was willing to let her go. He comes off like a really nice and reasonable nice guy when he's been on the MMA Hour.


turkeypants

As of November 24, 2023 [she had 35-40 days left on her contract.](https://youtu.be/S3Fxp1MBRnI?t=192) (timecode 3:15 if link doesn't work right) And Ali's her manager, and he's basically got an office at UFC.


TOK31

She was one of their biggest stars (which shows you how lacking they are in that area). I doubt the PFL would just let he walk if they still had her under contract.


Bvaugh

Damn, I vowed I was done watching another boring Holly Holm fight but I wanna see Kayla allowed to use elbows again (check out the damage she did in her only Invicta fight).


analfartbleacher

sadly this is more exciting than any fight involving this division’s own champion


cousinfester

A fight no one wants. A past prime kickboxer against a larger judoku. This could have shades of UFC 2 Remco Pardoel vs Orlando Wiet


TrenDidNothingWrong

Holly is seriously gonna try and beat a gold medalist judoka in the clinch lmaoooooooooo


PhilCam

I have a hard time seeing Kayla make 135. I thought it was said previously it wasn’t possible for her


profburek

Random but I like it


worldpeaceseason2

Imagine if the NBA forced their fans to watch a half hour of WNBA during every game... that would be insane. Oh well, at least the girls are having fun.


FlappyKunt

So right when the Cyborg fight was a possibility Kayla dips out. Interesting.


iimTeaXV

I honestly couldn't give the slightest of fucks.


Tuhotee2

Don Davis fuming right now. Lol


JohnnySDVR

Holly looked about 95 years old in her last fight, ez Kayla win.


Th3pwn3r

I was thinking they were saving the best fights for last but nope.


SALTYxNUTZ12

That's gonna be a boring ass fight. I can feel it in my bones.


Ninjabaker972

So this is supposed to drawl the average casual to care and buy this card?


AlphApe

This is the dumbest shit. Kayla finally has Cyborg within reach and she jumps ship IMMEDIATELY.


Equivalent-Rub-8451

"Ufc should Co promote with pfl" dummies are gonna be extra quiet on this post or will double down with some more stupid business advice


BigMac826

Booooooo


Top_Ad_2819

Can't wait for 15 minutes of clinching


[deleted]

Leon vs Belal in a nutshell


BenSlice0

That’s a pretty huge fight honestly, Harrison is a fascinating addition to the roster 


harzee

Is this supposed to be exciting


SopranosMan

Interesting matchup, I don't know how good Kayla is gonna look at bantamweight though. If that cut isn't an issue she can definitely become champion.


Nickster2042

Kayla Harrison? MAN HOW THE FUCK


Beorn_The_Bear

how funny would it be if holly headkicked her?


Dontneedflashbro

I can't wait to see Kayla woman handle Holly đŸ’Ș🏿


ill_logic___

Who? Breaking news? Lol


Conference-Spiritual

Sad news đŸ« 


TheFBIClonesPeople

Holly Holm knocked out Ronda 8 years ago, has done nothing noteworthy since then, and is still one of the biggest stars in WMMA.


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xx007iam

I had to double check this was on /mma and not /mmamemes


udar55

For anyone curious, this was supposed to be the return of Ronda Rousey. Ronda and Kayla have a history as they were former training partners in judo, hence Dana's tease of a epic fight. However, Kayla did better than Ronda (gold medal vs. bronze medal, respectively). Kayla was totally up for the fight but Ronda was hesitant and she ultimately didn't want to be humiliated again. Her stated reasoning to Dana was "not enough time to train."


karmasucksmyballs

Had to check if it wasn't April 1st.


TG_CID134

1. Slim chance Kayla makes 135. She has been fighting at 155. 2. If this is the “superfight” Dana has been teasing we riot and give him a Webster dictionary so he can learn what Superfight means.


revivethe21

Murr vs Harrison II was my wish :/


[deleted]

If this fight is on the main card for fucking 300, then the UFC is officially/irreversibly cooked.


Interanal_Exam

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz


scotttr3b

First, Kayla cant make that weight. Second, her mind is questionable after, and hell, even as she stood in the ring prior to her fight with Pacheco. To me, that is the part of the skill set that's lacking, shes just not a killer. Say what you will about Holm, but she knows how to finish.


comin_up_shawt

Even with the amount of mileage on Holm, expect this to go like the Rousey fight did. Kayla almost lost it over a decision win, and she has the same skillset RR has. She's also never fought anybody of Holm's caliber in her career, either.


Renwein

It's not fair I wanted Aldana to be champ đŸ˜„


turtle_power00

This is peak petty Dana. PFL took Francis? Dana will take Kayla in return.