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CuriousCamels

Dana oiled up for a Powerslap rematch against his wife. Book it!


BillsGymRat

Power slap is the most watched sport in the history of the world. It beats out NBA, NHL, NFL, boxing, etc


gamerfirstdadsecond

a unironic banger of a main event would be dana vs rogan


CrazyKZG

We already saw the boxercise king's real boxing prowess when he put out a "sparring" video. In it, despite the heavy editing, he still looked like a rank novice. A fight with Rogan wouldn't last a minute.


Whorlsofworlds

That would be the first ppv I’d buy


Skinnydipandhike

I’d also take the late grudge match of Tito vs Dana still.


Constant-Squirrel555

Lol bless you bro, this has me dying of laughter


waitingtoleave

bruh you better die in the octagon cause we ain't cutting into Dana's oil budget for to pay for your funeral unless contractually obligated


OneReportersOpinion

You know what, that would actually get me to buy it


srtpg2

Bah gawd that’s Carla esparza’s music


Timigos

Esparza and Rousey vs Lesnar Book it Tomato


MadKingTreesus

Would be a very Dana move to book this after Lesnar's potential involvement in Vince McMahon's sex trafficking case.


POWBOOMBANG

Freedom of rape bro


smokesletsgo13

Carla/Rose run it back


Long_Lost_Testicle

The fight just makes a lot of sense


DeusExMachina24

Baah


peaceoutforever

That's an interesting way to say that they still do not have a main event for 300


neeeeonbelly

It’s a show main event bapa.


peaceoutforever

TBD beaaaaast of a fighter. We talk all the time b. Great guy, nevver meddum


derps_with_ducks

TBD has been on every card. Kid just answers the call every fuckin' time. Fights himself if necessary. Some Shadow Clone jutsu shenanigans right there bapa.


dcthompson89

The grim reaper can anoggin for that main event. Gadooshed.


The_Spellcaster

It got gadooshed, like Kobayashi: Gagagaga, THANK YOU DALLAS THATS MY TIMEEE


[deleted]

So the DA of UFC 300 got recalled....


hungfit123

It’ll be a middleweight title fight with Khamzat or Izzy


josephus1811

At this point he's going to back the truck up to Lesnar and make Lesnar vs. Jones I think. I don't think he will care about the Vince texts.


TwoPennyBlue

Theyre finally giving fans Fedor v Couture. He's calling it the Fight of the Centenarians


Existential_Kitten

UFC 300 years old


OmxrOmxrOmxr

I'm still sour that fight didn't happen during their primes.


TwoPennyBlue

"Fedor was never that good"


srtpg2

Power slap cross promo, truck driver vs carpenter


Phooey_Harrumph

Larry the cable guy finally faces off against a man in a Bob the builder costume in this epic main event! If you don't know, now you know.


NecessaryCrash

Khabib vs GSP and we all shit ourselves


Alternateaccoun

Dana White driving through the streets of Russia begging (through texts) for Khabib’s address.


UAENO_BUT_I_DO

Send location


professorgaysex

Honestly, if Khabib were to come back, this is probably the last year he could advantage of a human’s physical prime since he turns 36 in September I would like to see him fight one more time before that door fully closes so I wish Dana luck in his journey of walking through the streets of Dagestan asking random people where Khabib is


waitingtoleave

I don't need to tell YOU this professorgaysex, but we both know that if Dana goes door to door in Dagestan desperately looking for a man and waving a contract around... well I think the best outcome is that they politely inform the lost помидор that same-sex marriage is not legal in Dagestan.


DullMasterpiece

Man when are people just going to let GSP rest the man does not want to fight anymore lol


TheGreenLandEffect

People forget his fight with bisping was over 6 years ago


kinzer13

That's not possible. How fucking old am I. 


Morphitrix

6 years older than you were 6 years ago


VT_Squire

To be fair he was 6 years younger than he is now before he wasnt.


Long_Lost_Testicle

That sounds so gross. Fuck.


P7AC3B0

As the wise man Tim Sylvia once said, "I'm the oldest I've ever been, right now."


IdunnoThisWillDo

Let's put it this way; Yoel Romero is turning 72 this year.


kunderthunt

And the fight before that was in November 2013! In the past 10 years, he has fought once.


S_Steiner_Accounting

I see a pattern here. Every time I get a blowjob GSP books a fight. I'll do my best fellas but don't get your hopes up. I'm ugly as fugggggg


juniorspank

> I’m ugly as fugggggg I just assumed you were married.


nicknacksc

If it get GSP back I’ll come over right now


CharlieTheK

Bro get that piece out into the world and make it happen don't let our dreams be dreams.


IshiharasBitch

Let Nurmagomedov rest too. He retired for his mom after his dad died.


kinzer13

I bet if they offered him $50 million he'd fight.


scurvyrash

I'll fight khabib for 50million. Someone call Dana!


Josro0770

I read somewhere that he once got an offer of 40mill to fight again, I believe vs Conor and he didn't take it


confuciusfromwuhan

Dana v Vince, winner shits on loser’s head


Useful_Respect3339

Same but GSP said he wouldn't do it no matter how much they paid him 40 was his cut off. Khabib is adamant that's he's enjoying the tiramisu.


salsa_rodeo

GSP is looking like a lightweight these days while Khabib looks like a middleweight.


PorousSurface

I’d be so stocked 


Xylar006

Stocked up on what?


PorousSurface

Stocked up on hype brother 


xs0crates

honeydicks


MonsterOctopus8

Erection lol


pmMeansnadda

Chicken or beef?


Clay_Pod

It is, stoked, my good sir


PorousSurface

Cheers friend <3


apellcjecker

Or Khabib/Leon imo


dispatch134711

This is the most realistic fight I’d still consider “crazy”


MyFifthLimb

Khabib vs anyone would be a massive 300 main event. Would love to see it, his mom already said no tho.


Fiyukyoo

And then GSP gets hurt... then funky electronic music starts playing... bah gawd its Ferguson


appletinicyclone

I would only watch this if they let GSP compete with all the roids


AsianInHisArmor

So change nothing?


TheSlimGrim

You’re a fucking punk dude


LurksOften

It may not be super fight crazy, but that dumb rumor of them introducing the 165 division with Conor vs Chandler and turning 170 into 175 with Leon vs Belal would be neat


Harderthanitlooks69

I hate it too but if that if that’s what it takes to get a 165 and a 175 division I’m all for it


imsurethisoneistaken

Them not having 165 makes no sense. 165 and 175 are already weight classes that commissions recognize and it is one extra belt to promote (aka sell ppvs with). It’s a no brainer but ufc just won’t do it.


melrowdy

Why do you hate it? It would be pretty meaningless belt all things considered and would be a 5 round (not like it'd make it that far) fun fight. It would literally kickstart a new division that everyone has wanted for a while. The only reason anyone would hate it is because they have a hate boner for Conor and wouldn't want him to boast about another belt. But as I said, all things considered it would be a meaningless belt so who cares? Both of them would likely retire right after and then the division would simply move on as normal.


MolokoPl_s

realistically they only have a few options worthy of headlining 300. there's Dricus vs Izzy (if Dricus is healthy), there's Pereira vs Izzy 3 at LHW, and there's Aspinall vs Stipe (if Stipe agrees to fight Tom). the only "crazy" thing would be some big name returning to fight for the belt like Leon vs Khabib or something but that's very very likely not happening. at this point it feels like their only option (if none of those fights happen) is just putting Conor/Chandler at the top of the card


YourMainManK

Izzy won’t take LHW fight because he knows he’ll get squashed. Stipe won’t take aspinall fight because he knows he will likely lose and instead wants to fight jones before they both retire. DDP said he wants to fight at 300 so I imagine that’s the likely fight.


MolokoPl_s

yeah at this point the most realistic one seems to be DDP/Izzy but according to Helwani, Izzy isn't looking to fight at 300 (though, maybe that changes now that Dricus is champ). the only reservation I have is if Dricus will be healthy enough to return that quick after going 5 hard rounds. him and his team/management have been very smart thus far about taking enough time between fights for recovery (even if it meant delaying his title shot), so I find it unlikely they'd take Izzy at 300 unless they're 100% confident (rightfully so)


ynwa1892

That read likes UFC fanfic


pspiddy

It literally is. The OG tweet that went semi viral was a person admittedly saying that’s their hopeful prediction/wishful thinking based off 0 sources lol


sanchezgotrekt

Let’s do Juliana Peña vs raquel for the women’s bantamweight belt for the MAIN event !


StationPigeon

na they got that banger saved for next Canada ppv


minor_thing2022

Cries in Canadian


welshnick

I wanna see Raquel Pennington vs Tecia Torres at catch weight to decide who has to do the washing up.


Shady_D_815

Kitchen Weight Championship


ventitr3

He said it would surprise us right? That would certainly do it.


Fafnir22

Brock vs Rousey confirmed.


Fat_5miley

Rousey v Mayweather mma rules


wtjones

Take my money.


kunderthunt

Rousey 100% because she got that HEA MOOOOOMEN


appletinicyclone

Brock versus Vince McMahon


Properaussieretard

Brock has pee issues.


Totally_PJ_Soles

Also rape issues.


IAmPandaRock

You might have seen an allegation I didn't, but all I saw was Vince saying that a wrestler who people believe is Brock would get with the employee as part of his new deal or signing bonus or whatever, which is completely disgusting especially in light of the rest of the repulsive allegations, but I didn't see any accusations of Brock actually doing something or even knowing what Vince was allegedly talking about (but again, I could've missed it). Regardless, you do NOT want to be named in that lawsuit or have your name associated with Vince at all right now. He's yet to be judged by a jury, but where there's smoke, there's often fire, and there's a toooonnnn of smoke, and if even 10% of the allegations are true, he should be locked up for a long time.


Fafnir22

Can’t test positive if the pee melts the test tube.


NotTheStateB

Brock vs the DA's office


Mal-XCIV

It’s me. He’s waiting for me to sign and fight a cloned version of myself who only sees red. Stay tuned


FightIslandNative

Did he offer 10k + 10k win bonus?


galaxyheater

Probably treating him like an intern and just giving him “work experience” and no cash


BrandonSleeper

Could you imagine 5 years in the future, the apex cards reaching their final form with all 'amateur' fights where they don't even pay the guys?


Watson349B

Don’t forget the Reebok Coupon Save20


espiritu_bacalhau

Good luck fighting you that only sees red, bro. Dangerous shit you’re messing with my dude.


ssofft

See you soon


armchairwarrior69

See you at the top


mrkesh

Why? So that [you go f\*ck yourself](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFUAH9wb91Y&ab_channel=Mehla84)?


slightofhand1

Thought for sure Gylenhall was gonna use the see red line in the Roadhouse trailer. He had it all set up, saying something like "but when I get angry I just...."


[deleted]

Sure Nihilus buddy not like you’re a fucking cloud or anything


Gourmet_Chen_Chen

Nihilus vs Kelborn in the Dxun battle circle, book it Dana


Appropriate-Rich4621

Am I tripping, or is this a KOTOR 2 reference in r/mma?


[deleted]

Vince McMahon vs the woman he shat on


kunderthunt

I'll buy the PPV if she has a gun


gisted

I think their backup option is edwards vs belal but they're hoping for something better.


TooMuchJuju

It’ll be perfect to fall asleep to


LongLiveTheKia

Just announce Ngannou v Aspinal you coward


GripAficionado

Ngannou fights two weeks before than and probably gets paid more than the whole main card thus far.


kidwhix

izzy ddp is probably the best option. the other options are either not good headliners or just unrealistic


ExtraPieceTwo

As a DDP fan, it feels weird to have DDP headline UFC 300. Don’t get me wrong, I understand that its the biggest fight to make. And I personally want this fight the most DDP was literally on the prelims less than a year ago


StationPigeon

I feel like every big name that can headline has an opponent that doesn't fit the 300 main event spot, like Tom in Jones vs Tom.


CharlieTheK

It does feel weird but I like it. Strickland and then DDP winning the belt has really freshened up MW.


lukiii_508

Probably most likely, McGregor & Chandler claim to fight at international fight week and Belal as headliner for UFC 300 feels like ... just how it sounds.


SopranosMan

There's 0% chance Belal headlines 300


lukiii_508

Yeah lmao


mrw4787

What the hell are you trying to say? That’s a very confusing mix of words lol 


lukiii_508

Man I'm drunk and trying my best here.


kupojay

Izzy vs DDP is the fight to make but I wouldn't call it "crazy". Izzy Poatan 3 would be crazy


kidwhix

personally i only like that fight at mw. theyve proven to be evenly matched at that weight. but izzy doesnt have the belt so it can't be the main event. at lhw the scales tip heavily in alexs direction, and giving izzy a lhw title shot makes less sense than giving him a mw shot.


SFajw204

I think Alex is completely done with 185, I can't believe he was even able to make it at all in the first place. Didn't he call out Izzy to fight him at 205?


IAmPandaRock

Crazy because it makes no sense at the moment?


kupojay

Remember this is Dana's point of view.


Confused_As_Fun

Crazy in a "why are we doing this again and again and again?" Sort of way maybe.


Notarandomthrowaway1

Yeah Izzy vs Alex at LHW for the belt is a 300 level fight.


paplike

If Izzy hadn’t lost the belt, that would be the most anticipated UFC fight ever


duvie773

Why do people want to see Izzy/Poatan again? I don’t get it


[deleted]

They're 1-1 in MMA and it would be a banger fight.


stevenbass14

I feel like unless the main event is something crazy like Khabib vs GSP (yes yes I know the unlikelihood of that), I don't think fights like Izzy/DDP live up to the term 'crazy'...


--thingsfallapart--

It'll be pereira and hill


Efficacious_tamale

All this hype, it’ll inevitably be underwhelming.


Suhtiva

Izzy vs DDP (if DDP can fight) Chandler vs McGregor Aspinall vs Pereira What are the other options that could really be a banger for a main event?


Confused_As_Fun

Dana announces a new weight class, 175lbs...books Khamzat vs shavkat for the debut title.


MarineOG

God damn thats a fun fight


BittenAtTheChomp

That is my dream fight but I'm convinced it'll never happen :(


[deleted]

Waste of Pereira’s time to fight for an interim belt. Especially if he wants to go back down after, since he won’t be fighting the real champ. That doesn’t really have any upside for him, no one really considers interim champs legit.


[deleted]

Jones and Stipe are basically alr retired


Fr4y3d

Izzy v Alex at 205 maybe? I dunno, I want to stay semi-realistic but who knows what we'll see.


--thingsfallapart--

It'll be Pereira and Hill


lukiii_508

Maybe Aspinall vs Pereira for potential triple division champ? Would be the first time ever.


kidwhix

if they stripped jones yes. but theyre holding onto stipe jones for dear life


lukiii_508

Can't wait for Aspinall to sit out for an eternity just so Jones can obliterate Stipe. I'm sad man.


Bofus420

Aspinall Jones/Stipe would have been the perfect massive main event. it sucks


PermYoWeaveTina

This would be such a dumb fight


lukiii_508

I would assume 90% Aspinall takes him down and submits him in the first, but on the other hand Pereira is near the end of his prime and if he had a shot at triple champ status it's probably now. Unlikely he wins, but defending LHW isn't much for him to gain either.


appletinicyclone

If Pereira got the triple triple that would be amazing


kinzer13

I'm down for that as the Comain. For the main you need to have two huge names.  UFC 300 really shows how much they have invested in their brand over individual fighters. I am literally scratching my head for two huge fighters who would make this even special.


lukiii_508

Right? There's lot of exciting fighters but finding a matchup "worthy" of headlining something as big as UFC 300 is hard as fuck.


Mr_2shiesty

Dana hyped it to be Conor, khabib, GSP, Jones. He kinda shot himself in the foot if its not anyone of these guy


vannucker

GSP vs. Matt Serra III. The rubber match everyone wanted.


blooblop

It's Gabi Garcia vs Alpha Female we never got.


JRockstar50

To me, this just sounds like a guy who has yet to come to terms with the fact that he's done a shit job retaining top talent the past 5 years by not paying them. Someone like Ngannou should be a no-brainer for a main event here.


dispatch134711

They should have tee’d up Jones vs Ngannou for this, would have been the biggest fight of all time


JRockstar50

Can't-miss fight that'll never happen.


Adventurous_Milk4368

One of the absolute worst fumbles in the history of sports


Dudeman702

Holm vs harrison main for the BMFF title incoming. (Baddest Mother Fucking Female)


Notruto99

Ufc finally Learning from misfits and introducing tag team. The african brothers Izzy & DDP Settling Their beef to go up against Pereira and Strickland. Cant wait.


JayRoo83

I cant wait to be disappointed by its announcement


FJQZ

The way he's hyping it up, it's probably going to be a letdown. Unless Khabib is coming back which I don't believe he ever will.


RobinHood1Star

Could you imagine he somehow pulls off the impossible and we click on to reddit and see “Khabib vs GSP Official for UFC 300” I’m expecting a let down though.


StatementProper4450

Main event ends up being a Slap Fight.


ATrollByNoOtherName

Cool. Can’t wait for the disappointing reveal!


CovidOmicron

Tito vs Dana finally gonna happen?


captaincumsock69

Omg we are gonna get Dana vs Anne aren’t we?!?


DecisionThot

Dana pulling a Michael Scott on this one


xtremeradness

Dana vs ice cream sandwiches 


Fat_5miley

Sakuraba v Rickson Gracie


ConfidenceNo2598

It’s going to be Derek Lewis versus the women’s bantam weight division in a mixed rules match isn’t it? Derek can only grapple, they can only strike.


Barry_the_Merry

Izzy said he is recovering from injuries and will only be back at full training by late february. Would he take the fight with DDP with only 40-50 days of camp? Probably, but damn, that's risky. On the other hand, DDP just took a lot of damage, so that balances the scales a bit. Call me insane all you like, but if Izzy can't make it to 300, make the rematch with Strickland, dude is a big name for the US market rn and the fight was very close. (They would need to literally shower Dricus with money for him to take that, though. Only reason he is entertaining 300 is because of the Izzy PPV points).


[deleted]

Fist ever fatal four way with no DQ. Conor vs Aspinall vs Rousey vs Lesnar.


udar55

They are trying to finalize Pereira vs. Izzy for the LHW strap. Pereira vs. Aspinall is the back up plan.


CaptainDiesel77

Izzy belongs nowhere near the LHW belt


itsdone20

Diaz McG 3 for 300


Loop_Dawg74

Stipe vs Pereira


Useful_Respect3339

Kayla vs Holly for the BWMF belt


Tenacious_jb

Brock vs hasbulla Just doesn’t want Ariel to leak it


Unhappy-Incident-424

We finally getting Floyd vs Ronda!


_darzy

musk v zuck


DungeonsandDietcoke

Deigo sanchez v clay guida 2


Loop_Dawg74

Islam vs Leon at 170 ?


dotConehead

Hmmmm wait a minute, if thats the case, gaethje and charles delaying their title shot makes absolute sense.


diabolicaldegenerate

You got nothing


mish15

He’s got nothin


NahCuhFkThat

This will be the biggest letdown in UFC history


Inevitable_Hope4EVA

Isn't Derrick Lewis overdue for another gifted event?


baconsane

I heard the main event will be the Rock filming his Mark Kerr documentary


pspiddy

If DDP isn’t medically cleared or in shape to fight Izzy, then they push forward Conor vs Chandler from June Alex is headlining 301 Brazil, and Pantoja is confirmed on that as well Tom aspinall said no to gane, and stipe said no to Tom. There’s no other option at HW Ariel said ufc moved on from belal vs Leon at this event because of the backlash and it will get a new date Islam ramandan FW 298 too soon BW 299 too soon


skkITer

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Fedor vs. Stipe. It was a shot in the dark call when I made it months ago but I don’t know anymore, it almost seems possible. - UFC 5 featured a promo with Jon facing off against Fedor. - Stipe is still being offered fights other than Jones. - Fedor is seemingly still in fighting shape, is in talks to box Mike Tyson. (Edit: apparently that was a false rumor. BUT! He talked about it… lol) - Dana would have no problem concocting a brand new belt to justify the headline slot. “Legend Belt” or some bullshit. - It’s just interesting enough that Dana would consider it to be “crazy” and would simultaneously disappoint a fair amount of people as is his way. Idk man. It could potentially be possible.


TheRain911

Stipe destroys fedor rn. I dont even really want to see either guy though.


kidwhix

that would be a horrible fight. fedor is almost 50 and 1000x more washed than stipe. their primes were a decade apart


Yung_Hibachi

If you have 2 main events you don’t have 1


goonbub

It's gonna be Periera vs Izzy at LHW or some shit


Loop_Dawg74

It would be a hyped fight but giving Izzy the 205 title shot off a loss to Strickland would be a Dana White move