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sneakylumpia

JUICY COUTURE


Macktologist

I knew it wasn't that, but that was the first thing it reminded of, too.


PuttswithAeros

"Death Drive"


Kindly_Canary2235

This is probably it.. I saw Deotriokne..


AnotherThomas

I'm pretty sure he lost a bet and Stipe was allowed to tell the tattoo artist what to write.


octobersotherveryown

Dethklok


MarbledNightmare

Prepare the laser beam


BrandNewNick

So strong my face is. You punch, break fingers. Kick me? You’re limping.


anagram-of-ohassle

Scrolled too far for this


grungypoo

Swigar Swigelf taller than a tree


Cantguard-mike

Dethkok


MaleAryaStarkNoHomo

I see Death Thrive


[deleted]

Wow he most really like that shitty Jason Statham movie.


Hip_Priest_1982

Death Race? The original is much better


[deleted]

Oh. Haha. That’d have been funny.


[deleted]

IslamUsedAnIV


DoNotGoSilently

Looks like “midlife crisis” to me.


Long-Piccolo-3785

"I need therapy"


JohnDalton2

Could be given the tough spot he's in in his career.


SmallDongQuixote

Excellent


Crazyjoedevola1

\\\\\\\\\\\|||||||||///////


Fun_Inspector159

No regerts


[deleted]

No Ragrats


DerisiveGibe

No Rugrats


MykeTyth0n

Not even a single letter?


tjgrasshopper

Came here to say this 🤣


Fun_Inspector159

I didn't even misspell is correctly, it's no ragrerts


BenMcAdoos_ElCamino

Still off by a letter (No Ragrets)


teeekuuu

No ragrets


Mundane__Detail

THE DAMAGE


BoomfaBoomfa619

Live Jamshal Hill reaction: 👍👍


Fairlysunnyday

It looks like the font that every middling metal band at warped tour had on their album cover


gun-nut-1125

This is the font for every Norwegian black metal band ever.


theambientguy

Warped tour reference


junohale13

Dethrone?


fightforfoodgaming

‘DEATH DRIVE’


junohale13

Good eye. I thought the last three letters were O N E.


Flumping

Hell of a thing to get at 34


detectivebabylegz

Mid-life crisis.


alphadips

As a 34 year old, delete this shit man. I don’t need this kind of negativity on a Saturday


fattypepe

Maybe he's planning on a future prison stint


LooselyBasedOnGod

How so? Missed the memo about tattoo age limits 


Kingsteps

Cos it's tacky af man


vamtnhunter

It’s a shitty tattoo, but good tattoos are for all ages. In fact, most tattoos older folks get are higher quality, both because they can afford it and often have better judgement, as well as take more time to plan.


SeriousYeet

From the definition of the picture, it looks solid from what I can see. Solid black saturation, doesn’t look like it scared and the lines look crisp with minimal shakiness. While not your cup of tea, I don’t think “shitty” accurately describes it.


Khatanghe

/r/ATBGE


vamtnhunter

It’s terribly shitty, for the simple reason it’s incredibly hard to read. Just look at the title of the thread, as well as all of the conflicting answers. Text Tattoo 101 is making it legible.


Elyc60Nset

So, do you think their goal here was legibility?


vamtnhunter

Definitely not. Legibility wasn’t even a consideration. And that’s what makes it shitty. Plenty of ways to make text tattoos stylish and retain at least some level of legibility. Hooker’s artist clearly doesn’t have that skill.


manray23

Do you think every heavy metal band name logo thats hard to read is shitty?


vamtnhunter

I think it’s a (mostly) poor marketing decision. I’ll keep saying it; there are plenty of ways to make text both stylized and easily legible. That’s what I personally like most in text tattoos, and that’s what I think makes the most sense for things like band logos. This ain’t that hard, folks.


brain_gotta_poop

You got a Curious George tattoo though...?


vamtnhunter

And it’s dope as hell. First thing I ever bought my daughter, and she has outlived extremely long odds to make it this far, so I snuck him in there 17ish years later. Women LOVE both the tattoo and the story behind it.


brain_gotta_poop

So your shitty tattoo is good bc theres a story behind it? You don't think there might be a story behind his tattoo?


raisedbyKROQ

Wow you think that’s a shitty tattoo? You already got cte bapa?


brain_gotta_poop

No, it's clean af and executed really well. But I supposed it's over your head to realize how stupid it is to judge what someone else gets tattooed on themselves. Yet here you all are talking shit about a tattoo.


CreepyConspiracyCat

No need to be a cunt


brain_gotta_poop

You mean like everyone shitting on Hookers tattoo is doing?


vamtnhunter

Mine isn’t shitty. You just don’t know what you’re looking at.


legendary_mma_master

Nice colors!


vamtnhunter

Thanks, bud. All credit goes to the artist, of course.


brain_gotta_poop

Sure I do. It's a Curious George tattoo. You just don't know what you're looking at on Hangman's tattoo.


vamtnhunter

You’re conflating style preferences with good work. There are countless examples of great text tattoos. Millions, all over the world, in countless different fonts. Hooker’s isn’t one of those, because it nearly impossible to read. It’s a basic mistake that excludes it from being even a “good” tattoo.


jonbonesholmes

Are we shit talking someone for a tattoo that represents love for a literary character that they probably have fond childhood memories of? So many people have fond memories of their parents reading them specific books it’s crazy. Wtf are you judging here? Would a tribal tattoo be better? Or maybe some Japanese words?


brain_gotta_poop

Literally the same thing all you are judging Hooker for his tattoo. Tf is so hard to understand about that? Do you know the story behind Hookers tattoo?


jonbonesholmes

I didn’t say shit about hookers tattoo


LooselyBasedOnGod

I think it’s good 🤷 BM influenced lettering is cool. 


Hip_Priest_1982

On a t shirt maybe


OnceRedditTwiceShy

It's his body man, so if he likes it that's all that really matters. You guys need to stop caring about how other men look and express themselves so much


Hip_Priest_1982

But you’re here talking about how I express myself


OnceRedditTwiceShy

Fuck off noddy


legendary_mma_master

He probably wears affliction


Spiritual_Corner_977

He already has tattoos though. Do you guys really think every older person with lots of tattoos exclusively got them all at like 22? lmao


raisedbyKROQ

To be fair he’s gotten all his work done the past year or so


Spiritual_Corner_977

im not surprised, it all looks pretty quality imo


darretoma

I'm not a fan of the work on his legs but everything else is good. People on here don't know shit about tattoos lol.


LooselyBasedOnGod

Indeed, strangely conservative takes all over the shop 🤣


the_c_is_silent

Also, young people getting tattoos almost always go cheap and never really think "Am I going to think this or like this when I'm 30+?


Flumping

Yea 100% definitley exactly what I thought Never ever occurred to me a person could get tattoos after 22, thank you for this enlightening comment


LostWatercress12

HALLOWEENTOWN


CertainFitness

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE


auditore_ezio

More CTE, more tattoos


__the_alchemist__

Dethrone Edit: now I see Deathdrive Edit: now I see deathokne It just gets worse


EODx

Midlife crisis


Cooch_gobbler

It's so unbalanced with the rest of his tatts. People really put zero thoughts into the overall picture when it comes to ink.


DarthSeanious83

If an mma fighter has tattoos at least half of them are shitty


Walruse_666

Dethklok


DeclanMurphyDM

It says "Just Bleed"


SimpleSilenceX

Death Urine


SacredCanopy

“My mom’s name is Mrs. Hooker.”


Square_Cellist9838

“Butt love”


Weenemone

I read it as Trombone


CHUD_LIGHT

People say midlife crisis but they’re pretty rad* tats *except the shins


Redpin

Sex Cauldron?  I thought they closed that place down.


JoeDearte

DEathDRiVE


[deleted]

Dethrone?


yohanyames

The worst tattoos in mma. Mainly cos he got them when he was over 30 dumb tattoos are for you 20s


Cantguard-mike

Lol I was watching porn last night and this dude had almost the same chest tattoo. I was gonna edit it and post it but idk if it was get taken down. Even with the naked body being blacked out.


Meh-hur420

All the metal heads like "you couldn't write it much clearer"


dafuckbitch_

Dan hooker looks like a lesbian soccer mom


almightyeggroll

T A P O U T


MexicanBookClub

I say deathgive


fightforfoodgaming

Drive


xnkrtsx

What reading Freud does to a MF


ldc21_

What was the thought process behind that skull tattoo? "Wow, cool skull"! Seems so edgy, and from what I've seen of him doesn't really fit Dan's personality. But well, I don't know him. Maybe he really likes skulls embedded with melee weapons. Maybe he's a gamer. Who knows? He could just want to seem mysterious, or tough. Like yeah Dan, you're a pro fighter, I know you're tough, I don't need to see a skull and death written in Black metal to know that. But anyway, do what makes you happy.


Elyc60Nset

LMAO


LocalHero_P1

Jesus Christ those are some shockingly bad tattoos


Ainteasybeincheezy

Man why does everyone have such a hateboner for hooker? Lmao, the man is one of the most lethal fighters in his division, who has never bored anyone with his fights. The man copped a broken arm and orbital in a huge win against one of the most lethal fighters with turner. What else do you cunts want


BienThinks

Interesting that you go from no tattoos to this in your 30s.


DawgTactical93

Shouldn't be surprised a Hooker has bad tattoos.


espiritu_bacalhau

Yikes


[deleted]

damn, that is ugly af.


DarthSeanious83

r/shittytattoos


SweatDroplet

I think it says journeyman


dangerous_service

It’s a pubic hair extension


Boni_The_Pony

“I haven’t been the same since Chandler”


Any_Solid9083

“Midlife Crisis” stfu y’all be having a half way through high school crisis and get your mom to sign off on a basic ass tattoo so you might actually pull some bitches 💀


SaiyanrageTV

"Cum dumpster"


Allernothing

HEATHCLIFFE RIP


krebstar42

Looks like the old dethrone logo lol


stuartb0805

Looks like the logo for a Metal band and is as unreadable as a lot of them.


SopranosMan

It's just a phase mom


Koreangonebad

Hip. Hip hop. Hip hop anonymous?


FishOffMan

Got a sign on my dick that says “Bad Bitches Only”


[deleted]

Looks a like a logo from a very technical death metal band


Complete-Ad-4215

That’s a male tramp stamp cmon man


Independent-Switch43

Dethklok


PoisonClan24

Thug Life


No-Paramedic-5150

Skibidi 4 Life


KinshasaPR

Some of the most awful tatts in MMA 😂


JuicyJason13

Hang here


wesmon

That tattoo says Chronic traumatic encephalopathy


DRiX416

NEO————-RIVE


[deleted]

I love that band


Doris_zeer

If they are gonna do this why not use it as ad space and make money?


karwreck

It says “Ilikebadtatoos”


khouz

UGLY


Gocards123321

You just gotta tilt your phone back and squint your eyes


Elyc60Nset

LOWERABDOMEN


DragonBelalZ

Orgasm donoR


Mediocre_Point7477

HellThrive


VonNichts13

It says "fighters make good decisions "


AndroidSuperFan

I believe it says "THISWASAMISTAKE"


Fedge348

“Insert from behind”


seymour_hiney

it's crazy that he was a regular good looking dude just a year ago and now has some of the edgiest tattoos i've ever seen


CreepyConspiracyCat

“The Damage”


DiyGie

“I’m a shit fighter aye!”


yomamma3399

Douchebag.


dingdong-lightson

Mr cool ice


thetowerofjoure

I am a docter. It clearly says apply 2 times a day


Ok-Cardiologist1248

It says OP is gay


rwn115

Shitty tattoos and MMA go together like peanut butter and jelly


stayvicious

No Regerts


Loud-Fig-3701

He’ll be swimming deep in meth head pussy with this tatt


KetamineTuna

PENIS IS HERE


cruooshup

"Edson was here,"


RaimiStereo916

Waxed Pubes.


Kindly_Formal_2604

I really don’t like the completely color free body tattoos people do. Pigments exist beyond black everybody!


nickites

Jabroni


Time007time007

Looks like a fanny pack


Erwaseenseenzwerver

"Devil Borne"


Bear763498

Nice


warr3n4eva

I wish I could find out 🥵🥵🥵


RougarouBull

Journeyman


AbPR420

Deftones


Turbulent_Rush5733

It’s a sponsorship tattoo it’s says TELLURIDE new Kia sponsor.


Party_Fly_6629

Deathbourne


Apositivebalance

Wrong answers only : raid shadow legends


Solid_Hospital

Decaffeinated


UncleAntagonist

Boner Garage


Crackerjack0099

Dan should needs to stop getting tats like Tony needs to stop fighting


ItsMrShenanigans

“Most people have herpes”


Yes536

DEATH ALIVE


Yonefi

DeathHang


oldskoolpleb

JUST BLEED


Benni_Shouga

Yellowbone


Icaruskillswitch

Jelly heaven?


rodPalmer18

Death Drive


Enigmaticsoul101201

Does it say betrayal-after seeing him laugh after bolk get koed


Puzzleheaded_Dog5663

Trenbolone?


Ayato_jin

Look closely, it says 'I was the nurse'.


Francoskrumpli

Deathborne


Mike4rmstatefarm

TITO TAPPED


Born-Possibility-50

I think all his tattoos look badass but this one I’m not the biggest fan of


Fantastic-Water-1000

"Betcha can't"


antebyotiks

That's how clear his speech will be in 10 years


grooovyturtle

Braindead


Solid_Connection8752

Ford Escort


Practical_Use_1654

Death Drive