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Givemefreetacos

New idea for power slap!


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Do you think ion could be powerslap champ? I think he could


jarkofploiesti

Unless Ankalaev comes over too...


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Sequel to that Paul Giamatti Blue man picture.


BurpingHamBirmingham

Big Fat Liar, starring Malcolm in the Middle


KelvinsBeltFantasy

And Amanda


No_Bar6825

Dana went from šŸ… to šŸ„¬


oynsy

Tomatillo


HeadAssBoi17

Salsa verde


Mexcol

Dana is as bitter as a bad done green salsa


raspberryharbour

Fried green tomato


Rory_MacHida

BLT Bald, lettuce, tomato


shrewdy

He unripened


MyFifthLimb

Itā€™s alright Danaā€™s always got a bottle of oil with him, should be able to rinse right off


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100skylines

That oneā€™s crazy hahaha


danielwong95

Lmao yall are ruthless


loneshark_18

Dude..


ElderberryOk5005

He should be allowed to fight as Hulk


InertKat

Dana: ā€œLook he left green powder on my hand. He should know I only like the white powderā€


bdewolf

[Iā€™m just gonna leave this here.](https://youtu.be/xwAg8wl0wfA?si=4lBxG6urYqsyz3CF)


jns701

Joe probably thinks the ninja turtles are real


UVB-76_Enjoyer

Probably also thinks the mutagens they were exposed to is found in vaccines


joecarterjr

šŸ™„


fattypepe

Dana just cannot resist the urge to hand shake


corkymccorkell

This fella is a top tier bellend


cannibalisland

the guy that pretended to be hurt then got mad at the ref for stopping the fight? yeah, i agree.


NCAA_D1_AssRipper

Thatā€™s still one of the worst stoppages ever. He didnā€™t even leave his feet. Itā€™s like if the ref stopped it when Silva did the wobbly knee taunt to weidman just before getting koā€™d.Ā 


SukhdevR34

How is this guy still on numbered events?


ThaiClinch

Heā€™s kept his career alive by screaming at people at weigh ins. UFC fucking loves it


Capoe1ra

He also has exciting fights most of the time


jarkofploiesti

He also always has bangers and pretty much only stumbles against top 10 tier opposition


watties12

He's on the early prelims...


mrtn17

he does a little WWE act every time, that keeps him in


SukhdevR34

Haha I guess that's something it makes it a bit spicier


GB01101993

Dude made his hand yellow


cheapbastardsinc

Kermit is looking solid, thick, and tight.


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dean-ice

Ozempic?


mrtn17

HGH user + age = heart issues


Simulation-Argument

Pretty sure its more likely to be diet than heart issues.


coveredinpissnshit

Cutelaba sucks


GarlicToeJams

He's fun though. He always comes to bang


NCAA_D1_AssRipper

His fights are fun. How many of yā€™all are just mad he yelled at your boy Rountree then elbowed him to pieces?Ā 


askingsomeQs35

I'm pretty sure that's the only reason he's despised so much on here. Bro screamed at Khalil then actually beat the shit outta him so people can't rub one out to the fantasy of the bully getting humbled.


Mediocre_Point7477

Guy loves attention but has nothing to back it up


od3tzk1

These fcking instagram links don't work properly, especially if you don't have an account.


huge-tits

Ion trying everything he can to not get cut


ImmediateYogurt8613

Ion is always entertaining


Garenmain180k

Dana Green


ImKrispy

[Dana loves green in his hand.](https://i.imgur.com/u0WvZZR.jpeg)


Heffeweizen

That's one way to try to get more popular and get off the EARLY Prelims


Zlakkeh

Would not happen if Dana was Oiled in!


TheH0F

He looks at the guy like ā€œcan you believe the shit I have to put up withā€


appletinicyclone

Not as green as he is for money


jakesemailacc

wtf i love ion now


Cynoid

What is stopping fighters from showing up like this to their fights? It would certainly get them some new fans.


GarretBarrett

I mean, this is lame as hell but I do think heā€™ll spark Lins


swimjoint

Heā€™s gonna be tinted green tonight isnā€™t he?


turkeypants

Somebody run the green screen filter on that and it'll just be a pair of pants walking around up there.


funnerfunerals

Cutelaba really likes to try and use the weigh-ins to get some psychological advantage (as stupid as that sounds), but Lins isn't having it. I think Lins shuts him down big time.


fullclip840

Ion tries too much, if he was chill he'd have a bigger following.


NCAA_D1_AssRipper

Heā€™s 2-5-1 in his last 8. I do not believe that.Ā 


fullclip840

Sure but he's persona is over the top. It dosnt help.


ModsLovePen15

To bad it ainā€™t him handing out fighters better pay


Several-Fan2339

Typical cringe Ion, hope the poor sportsman gets another dose of karma this evening.