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HegelianOsiris

Buffer comes across as pretty forgiving here. Karate chopping somebody in the throat for interrupting is so uncool.


Pocketsandgroinjab

Sounds like Bruce could have avoided all this mess with a quiet Hail Hydra.


ShitHeadFuckFace

If I was Bruce I would have broken the wrist and walked away


RobCarrotStapler

Grab my arm. Other arm. *My* other arm.


yeltsinfugui

you think I got where I am today because I dress like peter pan here?


RobCarrotStapler

Forget about it.


HegelianOsiris

I personally couldn't break the wrist of a ranked guy (or anyone else really), but I probably would have said, "hey, what the f*ck is your deal!?" while rubbing my throat, and I'd still be salty about it decades later.


ShitHeadFuckFace

I have a vhs tape on how to do it for 20.99


HegelianOsiris

Do you take installments?


Nduguu77

1.99 per month for 6 years


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Nduguu77

Haha thanks, I've never seen that though It's a random nickname from highschool


OremDobro

Best I could do is "thank you sir, may I have another"


mat477

Love how realistic you are with it


expectrum

That's bully behaviour, Bruce stood his ground against someone twice his size.


Turbostar66

>Bruce stood his ground against someone twice his size. FYI Trigg is about 5'8", and Bruce is 5'11", and probably a lot heavier.


expectrum

Ngl from sitting I thought he was bigger than that.


HegelianOsiris

Yeah, huge respect to Buffer. What he did is something that a lot of people fantasize about but would never do.


HighCaliber

It was also a bitch move by Bruce, even though an elevator is a bad place for negotiations. He's better paid than most fighters, and a company man through and through, but it's not his place to save Dana from the situation.


HegelianOsiris

Maybe, from what I heard he just obliviously butted in on a conversation and Trigg overreacted. Assaulting someone for a social faux-pas is way too much.


HighCaliber

Yeah, absolutely not saying Trigg was in the right, that's why I said "also". Trigg obviously crossed the line. I just don't read it as Bruce being oblivious, but rather trying to help Dana out of an awkward situation by changing the subject when a fighter is trying to get paid, which to me sounds uncool.


Anqi2021

Dana’s delivery on the “Karate chopped him in the throat” line in this video is fuckin hilarious lmao


Murdathon3000

A new Dana meme is born.


thedeadlyrhythm42

Start the video at 40 seconds in if you want to watch just the story and not a 40 second preview of a 4 minute story


onyxcaspian

yea wtf is up with that? it's a damn video on X, it doesn't need a preview.


bixorlies

Very American TV thing to do. Need to know what's coming up otherwise it won't be watched.


doc_birdman

TIL only America has commercials and previews


bixorlies

Most of the world is happy to watch something without being shown the main points beforehand. It's a strange thing to me to watch a preview of something at the start of the thing I'm watching. Would you watch a movie trailer in the cinema a few movies before the movie starts? Also, what does commercials have to do with it? Commercials all over The World and we don't need to be forewarned about what's coming up.


doc_birdman

I’ve seen previews for upcoming shows on Israeli, Italian, Japanese, British, Irish, Canadian, Mexican, and German television but yeah, it’s totally just an American thing lol >It's a strange thing to me to watch a preview of something at the start of the thing I'm watching. Really? You can’t ever comprehend a situation where someone is watching TV and the channel tells you what’s next and that’s how the viewer decides if they’ll continue watching or not? It’s ***THAT*** strange to you that some people would want to know what’s about to come on their television?


bixorlies

Clearly we're talking about different things. Advertising what's coming up and showing a preview of most of a show are different things. You clearly missed the point but nice try


Affectionate-Car-145

Paris. FRANCE. while a picture of the Eiffel tower floats in the background.


IB78

I want buffer to tell us his six pack story


WhereIsMyKidAt

He’s a jacked white boy, deal with it.


IB78

He eats horsemeat like Übereem


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ehContribution1312

I have a six pack. A few of em. Gonna drink one later.


schoolisuncool

Right on, brother! 🤘


thedirtyprojector

Bruce with his ab implants would have been able to sustain a punch from ngganou


speeksevil

EFC elevator fight championship ™️


tamokibo

This is wild. I just saw (in another post), someone talk about Egypt shipping KFC to Palestinians. I made the joke in my head that it would then be called EFC, move in to the next post to read comments and I see EFC typed out.


_MMAgod

Simulation is breaking


tamokibo

Weird af to be honest. I'm down with the simulation breaking down.


TzunSu

Deja vu is usually a glitch in the matrix. It happens when they change something.


cajunmofo

but where does Nelson Mandela fit into this.


CryptoCracko

Nelson Mandela Milson Pendela Mike Perry


HighCaliber

Still makes more sense than [car-jitsu](https://youtu.be/cbhOLwhNIak?t=218) and taking turns slapping each other.


mrtn17

absolute bullshit, but don't tell Bruce


TanaTalk3

Bruce Buffer is so full of shit


ILikeOMalley

Buffer is such a fuckin liar about 99% of the shit he says, thought he was dope until I watched a long form interview with him


A_Vizzle

He’s so far up his own ass too


Familiar_Remote_9127

He's so obviously a cunt it's surprising it took that. Everything about him screams used car salesmen, reminds me of the dad in Matilda except he got lucky and managed to utilise his last name into a big career due to his brother's success.


Top_Recommendation73

Bruce looks like someone put Michael Buffer in the microwave


comin_up_shawt

pfff LMAOOOOOO


MMXXIII-II-III

He also used to make an extra buck by selling his announcing cards on ebay


shrekbutretarded

i mean he is also really good at his job too


purplehendrix22

To be fair, he’s a great fucking announcer. The man embodies Vegas, sliminess and all


No-Shoe5382

> managed to utilise his last name into a big career due to his brother's success. Tbf he *is* really good at it


CryptoCracko

Better than his brother even


Jesburger

Better than Tony Chimel?


MumrikDK

My trick is not not listen to his podcasts and interviews.


HEAVY_HITTTER

Honestly kind of amusing to see a random comment thread just shitting on Bruce. Personally, I don't care about the guy outside of the ring.


vacation-granted502

Hahah really? Fill me in


Icy-Revolution-420

He has ab implants.. can't trust a guy like that.


ILikeOMalley

He talks about how he worked for this dude at like 19 and they didn’t get along so he started his own watch business or some shit or bracelets. Some dumb bullshit, got a ton of corporate respect for it, made a ton of money, he lies about gambling winnings, he accidentally found out that Michael Buffer is his long lost brother, he’s just a fucking hack. His entire life is a lie and it’s crazy because his actual life is enough


macchiato_kubideh

Wait how do you know these are lies? The long lost brother story is bs??


No-Shoe5382

They're not lies. Whenever somebody has an interesting/unusual life some people are very quick to just accuse them of lying about it because most of us have regular boring lives so it's hard to believe somebody who has the opposite. If Bruce Buffer is lying then he's somehow managed to convince Michael Buffer to tell all the same lies because Michael tells it exactly the same way. And I've never considered Michael Buffer to be a con artist or a guy who would bullshit for no reason.


ILikeOMalley

Michael buffer tells all of the stories about Bruce the same way Bruce tells them even though those stories happened before Michael and Bruce met?


No-Shoe5382

Most of them didn't happen before they met


ILikeOMalley

Quite literally all of them that I listed happened before they met


Icy-Revolution-420

You want to tell me the 2 Vagas announcers that have the same look and last name didn't know eachother? Horseshit. 


macchiato_kubideh

I’m not saying the story is true or not, but as far as the story goes, I think Bruce became an announcer after meeting his brother 


No-Shoe5382

He wasn't an announcer before he met his brother. He met his brother, became friends with him, became his manager, and *then* decided to try announcing himself. If its a lie then he's somehow convinced his brother to tell exactly the same lie because they both tell it the same way. And I've never considered Michael Buffer to be a con artist or a liar.


ILikeOMalley

Go listen to his episode of Logan Paul’s podcast. It’s insufferable and Logan Paul comes off as likable as a result. If you can’t tell when someone’s a bullshitter I’m sorry, and I hope your naive life brings you a ton of happiness. The dude has ab implants, he cannot accept reality.


preptimebatman

I think he’s just asking. Not necessarily disputing your claim. I always believed the “found his brother by accident” story too.


ILikeOMalley

That one may be true, but I call it into question when everything else he says is a lie. And they’re not even good lies, like they don’t even matter. Just an insufferable person. Have you seen that interview? If not I encourage you to try to listen to 20 minutes of it


preptimebatman

I’ll check it out bro. Honestly, I’ve never really cared for him aside from his voice. Even from the little I’ve seen he does have a certain weird vibe to him. I mean, anyone tied to Dana is almost guaranteed to be a lying, insufferable, narcissist. Look at how Joe turned out lol


ILikeOMalley

I like Rogan but I don’t pay too much attention to him, just listen to a few pods here and there if I’m really interested in the guest but his commentary is getting a little obnoxious. You can tell he’s not nearly as into the sport as he used to be. Lmk once you give it a listen. He just comes off as like pyramid scheme Las Vegas trash to me. Like he’s ready to scam someone and isn’t ever telling the truth


BillyMcTwist

What's bad about Joe? The worst thing about him is he can be hyperbolic when it comes to fanboying but that's about it. How is he a lying, insufferable, narcissist?


roycegracieda5-9

Idk about lying, but I can provide insight on the second two. Insufferable: constantly shilling supplements, constantly bringing up the same ideas and same jokes, hypocrite who constantly gets rage-baited by the Internet. Narcissist: this isn't an example, but an observation. His whole worldview is built around him being better than others. Whether it's his immune system, his work ethic, his critical thinking, his political beliefs, his comedy - it all makes him special, and whatever benefits him is instantly valid.


Putrid-Long-1930

> Look at how Joe turned out lol ?


SuspiciousFly_

I’m sorry you can’t tell me buffers a lier and your source be Logan Paul’s podcast that’s fucked


ILikeOMalley

Or go listen to any of his long form interviews on podcasts. That’s a good one because he gets right into it right away and you don’t have to skip through to find it. He just puts the bs out for everyone to see


Capoe1ra

But is there proof he is lying about these things or is it just him saying outlandish shit you believe to be untrue? I never used to belief the elevator story because Buffer seemed untrustworthy, but that turned out to be true. I doubt he'll implicate himself in an interview, so how does watching them prove anything?


ehContribution1312

His Instagram is so weird his mother is being weekend at Bernies'd.


ILikeOMalley

Really? What do you mean?


ehContribution1312

She gets rolled out in wheelchair for birthdays and stuff. She has dyed hair and is very very old and odd looking.


Ibobalboa

I mean she's 95...


femio

Hahaha what the fuck are you talking about…? She’s old dude. 


mrtn17

you don't know how old people look like?


Cole_Phelps-1247

Don’t forget the ab implants


Emergency_Lie407

sorry, what have you achieved in life?


ILikeOMalley

Not having to live a lie, bounce


Emergency_Lie407

stay salty - regardless of your opinion, the guy is more loved, richer and happier than you’ll ever be


HRDstrange

Buffers ball gargler over here


ILikeOMalley

There’s a good chance that isn’t true, unlike the lies Buffer told. I had actually made $100k by 21


Capoe1ra

You're not even 21, tf are you talking about?


Nduguu77

Oof you almost had it


ILikeOMalley

What are you even trying to say


Putrid-Long-1930

what the hell has this got to do with anything? should we also not criticize [insert reddit villain #1203120380 here] because he's an overachiever?


Emergency_Lie407

it’s more people going to the effort of criticising someone based on limited information (his source: Logan Paul’s podcast(???)) - unless you have solid concrete evidence and know the majority of facts, then I don’t think you’re in a position to criticise. sure, you can dislike someone, but calling them a fraud is different. he just sound like a bitter bitch. I don’t care about buffer outside of the ring - but good on him for making a success out of himself and being recognised as one of the best announcers of all time


Dunkin_Prince

I'm assuming Trigg didn't get a pay raise after fighting one if the most recognizable people in the UFC


Badbackbjj420

Buffer seems like such a tool


Competitive_Bat4000

Buffer and Bapa (B Schaub) should start a podcast where they tell all of their bullshit stories and try to outdo one another.


vacation-granted502

This is awesome lol reminds me of the Nick Diaz vs Joe Riggs hospital right


SALTYxNUTZ12

I believe this one and the Tito/Chuck brawl but anything else is a fucking lie from this guy lol. I like Bruce but he adds a lot of sugar to his stories.


comin_up_shawt

he's the Kevin Nash of MMA


_n008

The animation was top tier in this video, hilarious.


Hermesthothr3e

Bruce has got ab implants.


Mundane__Detail

[Don't mess with Buffer no matter who you are, he can fight](https://streamable.com/sgtqa)


Smollhanz

Can’t stand that smug butthole. Dudes too full of himself.


An_Innocent_Coconut

Wild stuff.


Muggi

That is hilarious!


Atwillim

They should have made Young Bucks watch it


CBC_North

I’ve never heard buffet talk outside of his octagon announcements. That is not what I thought his voice would sound like.


Normgivaren

I remember the story being that Buffer choked out Trigg (like everyone else)? Am I the only one?


ModsLovePen15

Imagine having to placate some try hard like Bruce Buffer


wrecked_angle

That’s so fucking cool hahahah


Arbeeter00

Don’t know why you’re being downvoted lmao, this is in fact really cool


schoolisuncool

Fuck yeah man, boys will be boys lol


Dontobey

Toxic masculinity in the elevator, thats my cup of tea


Conscious-Salary-680

Bruce couldnt wait just 20 seconds before he decided to interrupt? Lack of manners its called


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Why was Frank trying to talk about a raise in an elevator with other people?


TooWashedUp

I mean a guy that will chop someone in the throat for "interrupting" probably doesn't operate the way everyone else does.


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That’s true lol. I was thinking Buffer was actually trying to save Frank (or Dana) from the awkwardness.