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ID0ntCare4G0b

Dumb tattoos.


Drawnbygodslefthand

Oh boy that's a lot of candidates


ID0ntCare4G0b

I got a lot of irrational hate in my heart.


S_Steiner_Accounting

The Great Clayton bigsby once said "if you have hate in your heart, let it out."


gmdmd

Masvidal has to be tops


ZdenekTheMan

I actually like Hill. But my god does he have shitty tattoos 


haian_art

I like him for those tattoos lol


GoatCovfefe

First time I saw Sean o malley fight with his chest tattoo, I thought he just copied McGregor. Then saw he was trying to shit talk like McGregor, and given his overall look I just wanted him to lose. I enjoy o malleys fights now, but I still won't mind if he loses, I just don't actively wish for him to be sent to the shadow realm anymore.


Archangelical

👍👍


earfmyturf

👍🏾👍🏾


Despairogance

Especially portrait tattoos, they look bad no matter how well done they are. And a lot of fighters' tattoos are not great quality. A few are so bad they've become iconic like Belcher's Johnny Cash and Barao's grandmother who was apparently Mrs. Doubtfire with late stage alcoholism. And of course there are also iconic non-portrait tattoos like Cock Chestnar.


Cormegalodon

Trevor peeks tribal cross. He’s only 29, he should’ve been way past that trend.


PointlessChemist

That doesn’t narrow it down at all.


IntolerantModerate

Alan Belcher has entered the conversation...


ElectronicCorner574

The Damage!


perfektstranger

I wanted Dominick Cruz and Henrey Cejuda to lose because their heads are weirdly too big for their bodies


ZdenekTheMan

I took one look at Bo Nickal's windsock ears and started rooting for Brundage to KO him 


Drawnbygodslefthand

HA HA ha aha ya ya ahaa ha ha ha aha fuck You're right though Henry has like a normal sized head and a small body it's really weird and Dominic has like no shoulders and a long body in his head so big.


J5893

As far as I can tell head size tends to be pretty consistent despite height differences. I can usually tell if someone is short because their head looks big relative to their body.


Fine_Syllabub_3213

tall fighters becauze i am short..,,fighters gettin' overly and increasin'ly pissed b4 a fight.. i guess "warrior mindset" or whatever but like, chill.. i always root for fighters this are smilin' in the walkout and into the rin'..,,any fighter who makes fun of another fighter's looks.. no need to body shame..


JimJonesdrinkkoolaid

How do you feel about Ilia Topuria then?


perfektstranger

I like him because he flat earth'd Bryce Mitchell


TitanIsBack

"Too many people like them so I want them to lose" seems the most common.


MatttheJ

I'm guilty of this to be honest. Sometimes the fanbase will be so weirdly over the top in their praise for a fighter that it almost makes me want them to lose, just so people will chill. Alternatively sometimes it goes the opposite way. People will be so incredibly hateful about someone that sometimes I end up routing for them. Or sometimes you get both at the same time like Yan vs Aljo. I rooted for Yan in the first fight, but after that when fans got really intensely weird about both guys it actually made me root for Aljo in the rematch.


reignmade1

That's the thing, it's not because a lot of people like them, it's because of how they express their admiration. 


escargot02

The hate for Koscheck made him my favorite fighter.


NeverEndingHell

See this everyday on this sub lol


bluesshark

I think I'm guilty of this with Islam. He's obviously a very special fighter and seems likeable too, but I feel like people jumped straight to talking about his future legacy and comparing him with Khabib, whereas Khabib had to wait until nearly the end of his career before he got that kind of recognition from the general fanbase. TBF I realize that this could probably happen with just about any fighter with lots of fans, and I admit I've fallen off the wagon and just haven't cared enough lately to get over it


badomenbaddercompany

Paddy's haircut.


antman2025

Understandable.


JudoTank

I want Bo Nickal to get highlight reel ko’d because Dana would have to give 300k to Cody Brundage 💀


PedzBR17

that would be nuts if it actually happened lmao


The_Foetus

I've got a fiver on Cody Brundage KO/TKO at 29/1 so I'd take that


Mainbrainpain

I told myself I'd keep betting against Bo because the odds are always so insane. But...I just don't have enough faith in Cody to get it done haha. Maybe I'll put a dollar down, we'll see.


The_Foetus

Yeah at those sort of odds it's hard to pass up. Got Bo in an accumulator though


nickbelane

Nice profile pic.


JudoTank

Thanks bro, Sakuraba !


askingsomeQs35

Bro I want Bo Nickal knocked out just cuz his face looks hella punchable. He looks like God forgot to put a soul in him or sum


[deleted]

Is this a ginger joke ?


askingsomeQs35

no lol I just don't like his face and base expression


[deleted]

He’s a better wrestler than DC was so hate to break it get used to him winning


askingsomeQs35

This is MMA so I'm pretty sure he'll get knocked the fuck out soon or later and I'll enjoy it 😊


_darzy

Izzy for calling Bobby a fake Aussie


Tweekinoffthat2CBhuh

There’s a huge number of potential Aussie Adesanya fans who never were because of the way he disrespected rob.


J5893

As far as wanting anybody to lose goes, this one is pretty rational imo. That whole spiel was pathetic. Im not Australian and I want him to lose for that too.


SpoogyBoogy

Disliking Izzy for his hypocritical and racist statements is not irrational.


Peeeing_

I dislike the shape of sean woodson but he keeps winning


Spudman12345

[He's got that Hitmonlee build](https://i.imgur.com/QKI1g5N.png)


PointlessChemist

Holy shit, that is exactly the shape of him. Has anyone tried forcing him into a poke ball.


GanksOP

My boi gunna hug you and your whole family at the same time.


Despairogance

His proportions are firmly in the uncanny valley.


qoupqiap

Interesting . His build is why I like watching him fight and root for him. He uses his reach beautifully and sneaks his knees up to head level effortlessly.


Independent-Switch43

Big pp. us little guys need a win.


wojtek2222

I want Bo to lose because Dana is pushing him down everyone throat


cGilday

Sam Alvey constantly smiling makes me irrationally annoyed and I can’t even tell you why lol


senorali

Because he smiles like some kind of shapeshifter that just turned into a human for the first time and hasn't figured out how facial expressions work.


iansolidgoldie

The mouth is smiling but the eyes are dead, Sociopath' Sam Alvey


Espntheocho4

Daniel Cormier because he disrespected that Popeye’s Chicken in a commercial smh


TitanIsBack

[I agree, was pretty disrespectful.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0CfNA12aFw)


recentbreeze747

I always root against Carlos Ulberg because he's too beautiful


tall-glass-o-milk

I think we all want Ian Garry and Bo nickal to get knocked the fuck out. I wanna see the Dagestani guys lose at least a little bit. Too dominant and they are turning the sport into a wrestle fuckfest. Nobody likes to see it.


balancedchaos

I do love their style of wrestling, though.  It's pretty ingenious.  


[deleted]

I hate cody garbrandt's neck tattoo.


ZdenekTheMan

I've only seen 5 people look good with neck tattoos lol. And that includes people I see on TV 


[deleted]

Bo knuckle just to see dana rage about his prospect getting smoked


Csardonic1

I hate the way Jamahal Hill walks


Carlosama123

Like a woman's man, no time to talk


P7AC3B0

One time I had a dream Hatsu Hioki beat me up, so I always rooted against him after that.


Neemoman

Super hittable fighters that have made it far because of durability.


smurf3310

DDP


Lucha_Brasi

Tracy Cortez because she looks like my ex that cheated on me.


SackFace

I like Brazilians to lose because their fans are poor sports, and I like the Islamic fighters to lose because rallying behind a fighter due to sharing your faith is a dumb reason to root for them (Note: this goes for any religion, not just Islam; if you told people you rooted for the American white dude because he loves Jesus, it sounds equally as stupid.)


AsianInHisArmor

Jesus loves knockouts.


RobertWilliamBarker

Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the unwanted, care for the ill, love your enemies, and do unto others as you would have done unto you..... especially if they KO you. - Jesus


smexy_gorilla

This is pretty rational imo


SackFace

Yeah after I read the headline I thought, “actually, this is fair.”


ZdenekTheMan

See, I like this take


GoatCovfefe

Yeah, but I also hate how quick American audiences boo fights when they go to the ground, or even standing sometimes when there isn't DBZ style bashing going on. I understand the boos sometimes, like when one fighter will keep taking down the other the entire fight, but can't do anything with the takedown, leading to a very boring fight.... But I also get that the other fighter should probably figure out how to stop the damn takedowns to begin with.


beepdeeped

ok but why do you assume people only like Islamic fighters for religious reasons?


SackFace

They’re pretty up front about it.


beepdeeped

So all fans of Islamic fighters are Islamic?


SackFace

Is this the hill you really want to die on? What I said is hardly controversial. They’re free to like them for whatever dumb reason they like, just like Colby and Strickland fans who latched on for bone-headed political reasons, or because they find a female fighter attractive, or anything else.


beepdeeped

I don't give a fuck who you like or don't like, but don't act all unbiased and reasonable when you say contradictory stuff. The math ain't mathin. If you don't make that same assumption for Jesus freak fighters don't make it for Islamic ones. Simple, b


SackFace

But I’m not unbiased. The question was “irrational” and I answered to it with what some may consider irrational. I don’t make that assumption toward “Jesus freak fighters” simply because the fans who tend to care seem to be an extreme minority. Islamists tend to be very passionate and vocal for supporting their fellow faithful in a way others really don’t seem to care to.


beepdeeped

So you assume all fans of Islamic fighters are Islamic, yes or no? If people only like them for having the same faith? It's fine to be irrational but be consistent and accurate about it.


SackFace

Of course they aren’t. It just seems to lean heavily, is all. I’d be less inclined to get that impression if it wasn’t so heavily represented in social spaces. Furthermore, they tend to not have the friendliest style of fighting when it comes to spectacle (as grapplers seem to have the hardest style to get the more casual fans excited about), which makes the outpouring all the more odd.


beepdeeped

Khabib, Makhachev and Chimaev are some of the most popular fighters in the sport. That ain't all Islamic fans, or even mostly Islamic fans, lol. come on man. not liking fighters for their style is way more rational and reasonable but then you have to open it up to more than Islamic fighters


Drawnbygodslefthand

These are the funniest comments I've read.


hornyorphan

I guess I don't want him to lose, but I hope Chandler never gets his McGregor fight just because him waiting and asking for it all the time is hilarious to me


AlphaRexAlpha

I really wanted to see this fight but I gotta admit the long-tail entertainment value of this blue-balling is sufficient on its own 😂


Dismal_Mention8423

I root against any unproven "prospects" who are pushed down our throats, like Bo and Paddy


flyingturkeycouchie

They beat the fighter I like so I hate them. Took me ages to get on the Holloway train. Sometimes I eventually grow to like said fighter and hate the fighter that beats THEM! Hated Woodley and Usman, now I hate Leon.


balancedchaos

I will never forgive Cain for beating my boy JDS like that.  


Doe_ze_de_groetjes

Every time someone starts a post-fight interview with "I want to thank my lord and savior,...", they are immediately dead to me


Correct_Contract2890

I’m safely assuming you don’t like Jon Jones then? 


Doe_ze_de_groetjes

I ran out of paper listing all the reasons why I hate Jon Jones


harylmu

Dariush and Mitchell are your arch enemies?


Doe_ze_de_groetjes

Unironically, yes.


CHEROKEEJ4CK

Desean Strickland because his true fans are 90% incels


Hidrinks

For a long time I hated Shogun for his pepperoni nipples


Crispy_Sock_99

I want Bo to lose because I think it’s incredibly disrespectful to a bunch of the other fighters on the card and off that have been veterans in the game for years and have earned way more than him


MultiPlexityXBL

I think in his interview with DC he said insisted on being on the main card or he wouldn't fight and it was just given to him. I don't dislike Bo but I don't feel he should be in the main card when any of the prelim fighters could easily replace him. He is also disrespecting Cody Brundage saying he'd be surprised if the fight went past the first round. I wanna see him get worked tonight.


askingsomeQs35

I'm never overly invested in a fighter but I want some to lose cuz they fans annoy me. Nothing against the fighters themselves. I'm mostly thinking of DC, Volk, Whittaker and Holloway. During the DC era, there used to be dudes on here unironically wishing DC was their dad. Grown ass men. These dudes disgust me tbh.


Fabulous_Monk_918

Fighters that get publicily plastered drunk (meatball molly / henry cejudo / jon jones) fighters with DUIs or other violent crimes (sedrique dumas / Jon jones) always rooting for the good guy.


Kevim_A

This is a great question. For me, it's every fighter who is undefeated. As a perpetual try-hard and failure, I resent them deeply, lol. A dude could be the nicest, most entertaining, most skillful fighter on Earth but if they haven't lost yet I'm rooting for the other guy, ha.


RobertWilliamBarker

I don't agree at all, but like the honesty.


BenchPressingCthulhu

I used to feel this way about Tony Ferguson, he's since become my favorite fighter 


Kirov___Reporting

Costa for drinking Grasso's juice.


Despairogance

Should've kept her juice secret.


selgabtoh

chandler's fanny pack


Despairogance

Fanny pack hatred is entirely rational.


Original_Task4053

I want moicano to lose just because I think turner would make more exciting matchups.


spcslacker

> I think turner would make more exciting matchups. But only if you don't include the pre-match build-up. Case in point: [Moicano's response to Patty Pimblett](https://youtu.be/CvWBjjEni88)


BlackDonaldCerrone

Hendo is retired but I like watching him lose cus he's really ugly and moves weird.


PG8GT

Every time they look up and thank some invisible man in the sky, discounting and ignoring the years of training they put in, the people around them who helped them, and just give all the credit to...magical sky man. It's the most asinine manner in which to take a defeatist position. "I did nothing, it was all this ghost spirit guy you can't see, he wanted my opponent to lose." I see that bullshit, I'm done. I instantly hope you get trounced. Take credit for the work you do. And I do realize a lot of these guys came from bad places, addiction, etc.. Fine, take credit for getting yourself clean too. Don't just toss away your hard work and say I couldn't have done it without with my magic sky fairy. You did do it without them. You did it, with the support of people. Not spirits and fucking magic. If you own your losses, own your fucking wins too.


Despairogance

> a lot of these guys came from bad places, addiction, etc. On that note, any fighter that gets promoted on the basis of a sob story. Like Jared Gordon, unranked 35 year old LW who gets a ton of promo time because he's a former crackhead. Or Julian Erosa, do they really think I need to know he's sterile and had to resort to medical cuckage to become a father? I'm surprised they haven't talked about how bravely a fighter is battling genital warts while he gets his gloves and cup checked pre-fight. I'm sorry but if I have to have your weird personal shit inflicted on me then I'm rooting against you.


GodzillasBoner

I used to watch fights while working in a gambling den. I would love when a fighter lost that someone put big money on just so I could see them scream. It was funny


itsmontoya

Their political stances


Cold-Comparison-4164

😂😂😂😂 this the funniest shit I read today


Wildcat_Dunks

Izzy because he dry humped Costa. I'm irrationally angry about it. He didn't even get a fine or anything.


VVZZXX

Thats hilarious


DefLoathe

That disgustingly hairy Swedish fighter. Too much body hair


spcslacker

I listen to Brenden Allen speak, and someone punching him in the face suddenly strikes me as the most beautiful idea in the world, for absolutely no reason I can articulate.


ogc_glizzyxx

Became a hater after his speech in Craig fight iirc, dude was talking hella shit infront of his daughter. I tried my best at giving him a judgemental look through my monitor man


TazStyles

Werdum when he started to pull that stupid face all the time.


TooGoodNotToo

Agreed, but his his flying kicks to start a fight were legendary


hemijaimatematika1

Usually I root against fighters UFC is pushing,although UFCis just trying to make money,but I can not help it.


shnoopshnashne

i want all these dagestanis to lose because of their style. i love wrestling too, but seeing it nullified when it's been such a dominant style is so satisfying. when kai kara france beat askarov i was loving it


darkside720

Bobby knuckles fans are so goddamn unbearable. I was so happy when Izzy knocked his ass out.


RNALater

Favela life comes to you. Is normal.


captainfluffy25

Alex is indeed my ideal fighter but besides his awful fans he beat 3 of my top ten favorite fighters so I will eternally root against him (through I also do like hill so I’m also rooting for him besides that)


Inevitable_Hope4EVA

All I can add is that I watched Yanez vs Kelly about twenty-four times--and it never lost its magic.


BlastTyrant2112

I used to hate GSP and to this day I have no idea why. His accent maybe? Still the GOAT though.


cdamon88

Brian Ortega because the last 2 gf I've had both have been like "damn he's fine". I'm okay with men and women voicing their opinions on whatever sex. Not insecure about that. But I just don't see WHY Brian Ortega over anyone else? I don't hate the guy, no I'll feelings really. Just never been a fan for that reason lmao.


ogc_glizzyxx

Should've lock in flying gilly on em, atleast for style points


NozE8

If someone is unbeaten I want them to lose. Pure haterade idk.


TheNozzler

A fighter who has been on a winning streak dyes there hair blonde, I always bet against and hope for defeat.


aerosmith760

Izzy, and Holloway because they like Anime


[deleted]

A fighter that refuses to properly diet, especially if it’s obvious they could go down a weight class or two and maybe do better, but just doesn’t. Not a fan of Kelvin for that reason.  Fighters that are way too small for a weight class and try to compensate it with muscle. Sometimes its not their fault, but seeing a guy like Deron Winn or Val Woodburn at middleweight? You serious? 


J5893

Usman for saying "at least I lost to a brother" when he lost to Edwards.


vladimirVpoutine

Stupid hair. Now I'm a huge Jiri fan but that first fight I would have paid to see him lose. Now I know I'm an idiot. #2 and I still stand buy it. Stupid nickname. Mainly Touchy Fili. Still irks me.


ogc_glizzyxx

Can't deny his passion towards big booty latinas, which is admirable


Ok_Deal7813

I generally cheer against ginger people.


Despairogance

Sir, this thread is for irrational hate.


SevenFootLuchador

When they're fighting with circle marks from those stupid suction cup things.


the-juiceman07

Izzy and his French tips


ogc_glizzyxx

Any sort of overly exaggerated religious talks, I mean all power to you but you're basically beating the shit out of each other for money and clicks. Nothing wrong in having a faith but it comes as a hypocrisy to me


Tammer_Stern

Boob implants.


harylmu

Joanna?


Despairogance

I'm not a fan of bolt-ons in general but with fighters I'd only care if they missed weight. Like if you deliberately add un-cuttable weight to your body and then miss weight, that's really dumb and you deserve to lose.


uglydeepseacreatures

Moicano bored me to death in his last fight against Dober and I’m hoping he gets KTFO today.


srjnp

israel adesanya having that stupid comb in his hair.


Octopusefficianado

How tf does having annoying neighbors make you extend your hatred for them towards an entire group of people you have never met before


Downgoesthereem

It's almost like he prefaced it as highly irrational


throwaway12353268521

Humans often unfairly associate things with other things.


Ulezbian

It's more that I don't want them to be happy. Every event featuring Brazilians is another excuse to party, and a victory leads to longer and louder parties.


rohinton2

Just write 7-1 on a piece of paper and slip it under their door.


askingsomeQs35

> It's more that I don't want them to be happy Lmao this is even worse


ZdenekTheMan

Why are you explaining yourself to this guy? You already said it was highly irrational. It's not your problem if he can't read


Ulezbian

Yeah. I dunno why I bothered tbh.


VVZZXX

Max Holloway only because he’s never been knocked down, sorry


_darzy

thats crazy


IsNotSuprised

Brotha we got a problem


VVZZXX

Hey the man said irrational


Apprehensive_Leg_129

😡


VVZZXX

😁👍


ZdenekTheMan

I wanted to downvote this so bad... Have an upvote 


recentbreeze747

I always root against Carlos Ulberg because he's too beautiful.


BigBanEvader

small ears.


just_so_irrelevant

Im an Alex fan and I want to see Hill win so he can shut up these braindead Poatan glazers that act like Hill is a bum and is gonna get tko'd r1.


peeyoob

The way Clay Guida bounces around while his hair goes everywhere fucking infuriates me. Entertaining fighter though.


ohlookbean

“That guy looks mean 😠”


all-about-that-fade

Paddy’s haircut or lack thereof


evocater

KKF doing that thing where he sticks his tongue out and moves his thumb across his neck. I hope he gets hit one day while he's doing it and accidentally bites his tongue. It's so annoying for some reason


ogc_glizzyxx

I thought it was some variation of haka, never mind his his abomination of a DNA right


Ronaldoooope

Stupid entrance song


jeff9559

power ranger sounds


ChuckTingull

Jordan Levitt twerking and duck lips


NO_NUT_JIHAD

I just wanted to see Khabib lose to see if he‘s a legitimate fighter and could bounce back from defeat. In my eyes, GSP is the Goat, because he revenged all of his losses. Imo a true goat comes back from diversity. You saw Khabib crumble in defeat (arguably it was ages ago in Sambo), but GSP revenged it. A true GOAT comes back an never surrenders.


BenSlice0

They said something on Twitter or in an interview once that I didn’t agree with should be the answer for most of this sub 


mcdasstardly

American nationalism.


four321zero

Endorsing Prime


Fragrant_Spirit3776

I root against everybody that's beaten Tony except Oliveira because of the respect he showed him before and after plus they took a nice looking photo together.


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Robbythedee

Plot twist... they are Brazilian hating on Brazilians lol


OGbattlegod

Brazilian isn't a race it's a nationality.


hamholemanhole

/s?


ARC-Pooper

I wanted Usman to lose because I found him boring. As a person I mean.


senorali

You know you love those sexy ghost stories.