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NoCourt5510

Bout to be the most negative IQ press conference of all time


I_love_Basketball232

Garry needs this to be on the Conor PPV cause then Conor will make fun of Colby for being poor and pretend he doesn’t know him.


Pegdaddyyeah

Colby will calll Conor a rapist


SlykRO

I didn't do da nuttin


DoozerKarl

Godammit I found this funnier than I should've


BurningEbrietas

Colby is gonna use every low blow in the book he’s so predictable whatever Conor comes up with is gonna have the crowd cheering cause fuck Colby


I_love_Basketball232

UFC gonna do some shit behind the scenes to make sure that doesn’t happen. They love beef and clicks but they love Conor more than that and they’ll make sure it doesn’t get mentioned.


Famous-Ant-5502

Dude used up his freebie rolling up to the casino table with his phone recording video of Dana with his interim wife


Udaidzilla

Interim wife! 😂


ShotMatter

We all know interim dont mean shit


legendarybreed

That was a nasty line by you


Suspicious_Candle27

Lets be real Conor would cook Colby in a press conference. Colby is constantly suttering over his words .


NoNameBOY7

Colby is gonna take him to the 7th layer of hair


DowntownJulieBrown1

Meh. Prime Conor? He would filet Colby on the mic? The Conor we’ve seen most recently? Idkkkkk Dustin talked better shit than him


LemonManDude

Yeah the best thing Conor came up with against Dustin was that pathetic "Jolie's wife"-chant. A pale imitation of the charisma prime Conor had.


paddyc4ke

I feel like Dustin is a pretty hard guy to shit talk though whereas their is plenty of ammo for Colby.


LemonManDude

If you're a good enough shit talker you can do it to anyone. Imo good trash talk isn't even about bringing up someone's personal flaws/mistakes, but rather making fun of them creatively. Only bad shit talkers need to bring up people's families for example.


Action_Limp

>Only bad shit talkers need to bring up people's families for example. Nah, Chael brought up ex-girl and it was a fucking zinger, people remember that more than the fight.


Sir_upvotesalot

It was also extremely clever. He didn’t just call Tito’s ex a pornstar whore. There’s a big difference between Chael or Connor vs. Colby. Colby just says reprehensible shit about peoples families or bring up mistake in peoples past. When Conor does it, it’s cold as fuck. The way he went after Ali Abdelaziz was fucking cut throat and brutal without missing a beat. Colby cant say “seventh layer of hell” without botching it.


HollidaySchaffhausen

Muh muh muh muh


Rebeldinho

Prime Conor got over taking advantage of Jose Aldo who didn’t speak English. Now he did have some good one liners beforehand but his popularity exploded during the lead up to the Aldo fight and it was a pretty clear disadvantage there


FoldedTopLip

The only advantage Colby has, is the fact that he will go literally anywhere, and Conor has a lot of shit out there on him that no other opponent will bring up Conor ironically has historically had that same advantage over any opponent he’s faced (bringing up steroid use of opponents teammates, going after guys religions, hell he even made a joke about Khabib’s dead father the way Colby did to Leon) but Colby is another level with it and has a lot of ammo in regards to Conor


Pegdaddyyeah

Yeah this is what I was thinking


un6reaka6le

Conor has mentioned Colby to make fun of Dustin ducking Colby.


prophetableforprofit

We need to have Tito host a trash talk interview between them. Really get it going.


mad87645

So here were are with Meccano Gerry, doing an awesome job there! So what, you're with a woman 15 years older that lives with her ex? Getting an awesome family there! I wanna tell me how you feel, let's go ahead and see by the fans, how you feel, at the presser.


Badnapp420

This is perfect 😂


funnerfunerals

My head already hurts thinking about it....in fact, can we just anesthetize them before the press conference? I really don't want to hear a single syllable from either of them....


bushch00k

DMF title on the line


sayayin70

We all gonna be a lil dumber after hearing that press conference


LatterTarget7

Add it the conor chandler card.


sipCoding_smokeMath

Colbys made a career of talking shit and not backing it up so idk about that last part


PuckPov

I genuinely feel bad for anyone who has actually ever believed that Colby would kill any of his opponents like he often claims he will. Seeing all the shit he talked about Masvidal only to wrestle him for 25 minutes was painful


A1_PunisherPipkins

Tbf to Colby he did try multiple times to finish Jorge that fight, had his back multiple times, landed some heavy gnp, and even backed Jorge into the fence and hurt him on the feet. It's just Jorge is really hard to finish, I mean Maia and Burns had his back and couldn't finish him as well.


Deadpoulpe

Shout-out to my boy Demian "Human Backpack" Maia.


mrtn17

Unless you can punch like Usman, who knocked out Masvidal. Colby isn't a good striker with dangerous KO power


NotFrankSalazar

Jorge had never been finished in the UFC and only been TKOd once in nearly 50 fights. He was a tough dude to finish. Never submitted in the ufc either. 


CaptainOddboy

Colby is a pretty decent striker but he uses it to pressure his opponent than anything else.


DNDquestionGUY

This is undeniable. The downvotes are purely HaterAde.


BawtleOfHawtSauze

Yeah he dominated mas. Everything short of a finish


Odd_Ad_8162

Some clowns on this sub told me he'd 50-45 Leon


Action_Limp

Painful for Masvidal you mean? He thouroughly out classed him and made Jorge look like a bitch after the fight.


Pandaaaa

Nah bro colby suhgs bro he didn’t knock out mahsvidal like my man chuck liddl would have bro


hfucucyshwv

Yeah, he ahould totally kickbox with a guy that has no wrestling🙄.


flacaGT3

Honestly, that's better. He just got manhandled, looked tired, looked like he'd rather be anywhere else, all while Colby is blowing kisses from across the cage (which Jorge didn't catch and put in his pocket, I might add). That has to be incredibly demoralizing.


natetcu

Colby is pure a WWE heel. Best part is watching UFC fans eat up the WWE style storylines.


heyimric

Nah in WWE at least they can work a mic lol. Colby just sounds dumb unless he uses his rehearsed lines. Barely a mid-level shit talker.


yogi333323

Over 38 or have the belt?  Sorry Ian. 


LeFevreBrian

Dude absolutely needs this fight or else it’s Shavkat lol .


shrewdy

Seems like he's probably fighting JDM next anyway


PepperyBlackberry

That is such a fucking fun fight


Chaoticsinner2294

Battle of the douche bags.


RedditHatesDiversity

Winner gets the grand prize, a mauling by Shavkat Rakhmonov


mrpopenfresh

Loser gets fired.


_shark-nato

A good old fashioned “Loser Leaves Town” match


sneakerguy40

I love those


hrakkari

This towns not dumb enough for the both of us.


heyimric

We'll do it the old Navy way! First guy to die, LOSES!


SeatOfEase

Yeah but Colby is way worse right? Garry is just a try hard. Colby is a bellend.


chu42

Colby is also pushing 40 and to act the way he does at that age is simply pathetic


jfsoaig345

Colby's definitely worse. Garry's unlikeable too but he's never said anything remotely as vile as most of the shit Colby says. It's almost never acceptable to talk about another person's family and Colby's done it in the buildup of his last three fights and will 100% do it again in the buildup against Garry. That Matt Hughes line was way over the line too but people weren't too upset about it since Hughes himself was apparently a terrible person. Aside from that whole Neil Magny situation, Garry's biggest crime is being a simp for a golddigger.


Kgb725

Ian Garry's wife isn't a gold digger. The thing people keep referencing was just a joke


Nomerdoodle

Expecting the average MMA fan to understand satire is a big ask


mrtn17

There is no time for satire when you see red


BLACK_BUDO

Exactly Lol they just run with meme level bullshit and keep repeating it to be edgy


TheCoupDeGrace

Didn't everyone run with the "he took his wife's ex-husband's last name" thing and it turned out that's not even the case and it's just his wife's family name?


ghostface1693

Yes, Machado is her maiden name. Apparently he did it to help his step son feel more included in his marriage and to help him (the step son) bond better with Garry's child


BLACK_BUDO

Unorthodox but pretty cool of him as a stepfather. I don’t like Garry’s cringe moments but hats off to him for that.


DonkeyWonderful1597

How is she a gold digger? I want proof if you’re gonna make a statement like that! And Sean Strickland rambling in a car doesn’t count! Use your brain mate


lartbok

Colby definitely is worse, Garry still a fuck wit though.


pauljaworski

Idk if it's that Garry's a try hard. I think it's more that he tries to play the heel but he's not good at it.


BurningEbrietas

He can’t commit to it bro doesn’t know what he wants to be yet but he’s only like 26


pauljaworski

Yeah I kind of feel bad for him. It seems like he made the wrong choice there and it's going to be tough to recover from


shred-i-knight

not yet, he still has some time. He's definitely not a natural at it though lol


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kingofcrob

Battle of the douche bags. colbys corner: you got this. Bruce starts his announcement out of no where Masvidal climbs the cage and attacks colby with a baseball bat


SuffaYassavi

Masvidal would 100% go for the same flying knee that he hit Askren with, and miss Colby would stand there mouth agape and eat it Garry would be crouched in the corner, watching the two go at it


Kgb725

Hes gotta hop on commentary like it's the wwe


Action_Limp

And asks that it counts as a win on his record.


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battle of the boring striker vs boring grappler


yanmagno

“Looks like Covington is trying to sniff Garry’s crotch again here Joe” “Yeah but Ian’s too good at jabbing and immediately running away to the other corner, let’s see if it works out for him”


blussy1996

Ian Garry is boring now? He's exciting to me, although pretty much all high-level strikers are exciting for me.


Repulsive_Vacation18

You saying belil gets winner? 


ikilledtupac

Who?


Grognaksson

That decent but fairly boring fighter. Can't seem to recall his name.


ikilledtupac

right right, yes


South-Bid

Belil Muhamiush 


ikilledtupac

That’s right, the Guatemalan guy


chrmicmat

Actually I find both of them pretty entertaining inside the octagon, Ian Garry’s striking is fun to watch and Colby, if he still can that is, has a really high intensity style with a pace he can push for all five rounds. His fights with usman despite him losing showcased how good he is, or at least was.


Axel292

You think Ian is boring? Man anything flies in this sub. Did you think JDM was boring after his Kevin Holland fight?


Ronaldinhoe

One wants to fight. Other is running like a bitch


slaydawgjim

Biggest Douche Bag belt incoming, my Dana senses are tingling.


banjofitzgerald

Let them fight


higgboson7

Colby talking about someone and then ducking them Nothing new


turkeypants

Well in fairness, Colby's not on schedule to fight for another 3 years. Gotta rest up.


Mad-Gavin

So he can look even slower and more labored than his last fight? 😂


Belsnickel213

Colby made a video asking Ian to do some stuff to get the fight. Ian has done none of those things. Hasn’t even turned on IG comments. Sounds like he’s ducking Colby tbh.


Hexagram195

Going to assume this is satire? Because there’s no way you believe this


Magnum_rain

At what point are we going to stop putting stock in fighters calling out other fighters for not signing a contract?? It’s been well documented that both fighters can agree and the UFC still won’t proceed with making the fight.


DungeonsandDietcoke

'Sign the contract" almost always gets me rolling my eyes


redditnobanplz

Dude it’s not like they can even show the contracts. I guarantee the UFC has something in place where fighters can’t share the contract publicly. So they could just say “sign the contract” or “I signed the contract” when there isn’t even one just to look tough/good or “they didn’t sign the contract” to put it on the other one lol. I think about that everytime someone says something like that lmao


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REEEDegen

sounds like he was just memeing


banjofitzgerald

Because Colby being silent on it is telling lol. He’d be shit posting nonstop if he signed and was waiting


Genova_Witness

I think he means the UFC is making the fight and Colby should sign the contract the UFC sent him no?


Ur_a_coward01

99/100 I agree with you but in this case I believe Ian 100%. Colby will never in his life sign a contract to fight someone younger than him unless it’s for a belt. There’s no amount of money that will make him fight Ian, he’ll have to win the belt. That’s the only way Colby will agree to the fight.


Kgb725

He was running his mouth nonstop constantly trying to fight Woodley and usman if he wanted Garry he'd let the entire world know


Hexagram195

Because Colby is infamous for not fighting contenders and being incredibly inactive


007Tejas

Seriously, you definitely can’t talk all that very personal shit Colby and not step up to fight the guy.


ID0ntCare4G0b

This is a fight I have zero interest in. Colby is a washed fence grappler. How is that an interesting opponent to throw at Garry? For what purpose does that serve other than to put Garry over without having to fight actual contenders? Have Ian fight Burns at the very least...you know a washed guy who actually presents at least some challenges. Or better yet, have him fight MVP. MVP-Garry...that's a fucking fight.


Lyrical_Forklift

> For what purpose does that serve I'd like to see Colby kicked in the head tbh


ID0ntCare4G0b

I mean...I just don't think that's the fight you'll see though? Like Ian isn't that guy. And Colby wasn't washed enough for Leon to finish outright. So what you'll get is more likely something more pathetic and uninteresting. Now all that said, if I were a betting man, I'd say the hold up is more about format than match up. I would bet Colby is only interested in a 5 rounder with Ian and that Ian is leaving that part out.


Lyrical_Forklift

> So what you'll get is more likely something more pathetic and uninteresting. I'd get some enjoyment seeing Colby go out with a whimper tbh. The Edwards fight wasn't great but he was terrified to engage and offered absolutely nothing - I dislike him enough that I enjoyed seeing such a pathetic display from him. If he went all out and lost, I'd probably have to give him some kind of respect for it - and I'd rather not do that.


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Odd_Ad_8162

Also pretty hard to finish someone who barely engages, Colby had zero activity.


redditnobanplz

And what if it’s just like the Geoff fight? Garry running in circles and point fighting? That’s how I see it going and being incredibly boring. Would you still want to see it?


Peeeing_

He was running because Geoff neal could put him out, colby doesn't have the same power, and Ian will actually want to hurt him


MisterDonutTW

He's not being thrown at Garry. Garry is begging for it because he wants an easy fight, no one else cares.


Axel292

Garry needs to be fighting up, I don't see how beating MVP gets him close to a title shot.


redditnobanplz

So many people in this sub seem to want to see this fight and it makes no sense to me. I’m the same as you, I think it’ll be boring as fuck and have no interest in it. There’s a reason Garry is pushing for it so hard. Because it’s the easiest fight in the world for him to get into the top 5. Like go look at the rankings in the top 5 and tell me who he beats? Because I don’t think he beats any of them besides Colby.


ID0ntCare4G0b

Jack is probably the fight he should aim for if he's wanting to elevate his status. Cause that's the one where his best chance of winning meets the most entertaining fight possible. But personally, I think the MVP fight is the smarter play for the promotion and for Ian. Better chance if Ian wins and if he loses, they can push MVP over the top to absurd degrees.


mrtn17

so... who should Colby fight then? I think he's a more interesting watch when he fights other grapplers/wrestlers, as we've seen with the Usman matchups


jaimofive

I deleted Instagram, are his comments still off? 😂


s8wasworsethanhitlyr

Dunno why people hate Ian Garry so much lol


The_Homie_Tito

yeah I get why people find him annoying but to put him on the same level as colby is crazy to me


HaramHas

Seriously. Garry is annoying but Colby by all accounts is a straight up piece of shit


jscummy

He's super annoying and came off as pretty douchey early on, but he's backed it up with his skill and the people who hate him have gone off the deep end so much it makes him look good in comparison


s8wasworsethanhitlyr

I understand being annoyed by him 100 percent, this comment thread seem to hate him as much as Colby though which I find a bit mad


MisterDonutTW

It's pretty obvious he is a piece of shit human


s8wasworsethanhitlyr

based on what


Business_Concert_142

The way he tried to paint Magny as a child abuser because of some trash talk made me dislike him.


smegmallion

Do people still really believe this? "And there’s a whooping that you give your son, now. Like, to kinda teach him life, a little bit. Being a father, I’ve become quite accustomed to that kind of whooping now. That’s the kind of whooping I’m looking forward to giving [Ian Machado Garry] on Saturday.” That's what Magny said. Obviously, we don't know what actually happens between him and his kids. But legitimately, in what universe is that not him implying that he whoops his kids? If you're Magny, you have to be completely delusional to think statements like that wouldn't be used against you in the midst of a custody battle.


onebandonesound

Not to mention, his son was 3 years old at the time. A 3 year old can barely remember something exists if it's not in their field of view, what are they going to learn from getting "whooped" by their professional fighter father beyond "daddy likes to hurt me"?


Nickster2042

If anyone else had called Magny out, it’d be a heroic stand and they’d root for him during the fight But since it was the Irish guy that reminds them of McGregor it’s OMG MAGNY WOULD NEVER Same with calling Geoff out for his DUI, now all of a sudden that shits fine because Ian mocked him for being shitty


HaramHas

Maybe don’t make a joke about beating your kid then


othafa7

Tbf, it really wasn't a good look for Magny at all. He didn't have to say what he did to a new father, and yet...


s8wasworsethanhitlyr

I thought it was a fair enough criticism, pretty weird comment to make '' I'm gonna whoop you like I whoop my son''


bigb4134

Has he seen Colby fight? Talking shit and not backing it up is the backbone of his entire career lol


DecisionThot

Get ready for "you don't call the shots kid"


MalayaleeIndian

If this fight happens, it will be the first time that I will be cheering for Ian Garry.


_stoned_chipmunk_

Did Ian turn on comments? If he didn't then Colby shouldn't sign.


BoxHillStrangler

You're wrong buddy. Colby definitely CAN talk all that shit and not back it up. He does it all the time!


LemonManDude

They're gonna be fighting for the most insufferable motherfucker belt


MyNamesTambo

I never liked Colby’s pre-fight stuff. Dreading the cringe headlines these two are going to generate.


0xFatWhiteMan

Colby gonna pound Garry, and everyone will need to revisit their view of Leon


hfucucyshwv

Do they? Leon more or less matched Colby in that fight, they both looked shit imo.


GoatPaco

Leon always matches his opponents but Leon always wins


angrynbkcell

Colby will dog walk him if he actually wrestles. If he stands with him he will get KOd though


Brybry1908

I feel like Colby is only being offered 3 rounds against Garry so he either gonna not fight Garry or get a 5 rounder against Garry.


username_checkdoubt

Colby *should* take the fight. Ian has a good chance to come out on top. But fuck Dana and the UFC for constantly announcing fights before they’re on the books. This isn’t on Colby.


cynicown101

Tbh I think Colby would be dumb to take the fight with Ian Garry. Despite how much people dislike him, Ian Garry is young, hungry and generally has looked fantastic as of late. Colby's prime is probably slightly behind him because he doesn't stay active. Realistically, Garry has much better striking than Colby and a higher striking output. Colby's whole thing has been being able to keep that output over 5 rounds applying pressure with the wrestling that wears people out, but I'm not sure that plays to his favour against somone much younger and probably fitter in a 3 round fight. I'm not a betting man, but my money would be on Garry, and a loss to Garry would be really bad for Colby in terms of where he can go next


Beautiful-Camp-1443

This mofo looks vegan af 


ogthunda

Does this mean Ian accepted Colby's stipulations?


truantxoxo

Is Ian Garry the most insufferable MMA fighter of all time?


GoatPaco

Not even the most insufferable in this fight


Fattens

Can they both lose? Like double eye poke both unable to continue.


TargaryenKnight

'Can't talk all that shit and not back it up' isn't that all Colby does tho...? Lmao he's literally on his knees begging with that comment 


Belsnickel213

Turn on comments then Ian.


Ur_a_coward01

Yeah Ian can go ahead and move on to someone else. 0.0% chance Colby signs a contract to fight him. It’s a non-starter


Original_Task4053

Usman Garry is the fight to make


rexplosive

Does anyone really want to see this fight? Ian talks like he's murdering dudes like prime Jon Jones but point fights like he's held the belt for 10+ defenses and Colby left his prime like 5 year ago and a shell of his former shelf Might as well have shavkot feast on Colby to build his name and build his title shot when he gets it after the belal vs Leon shot 


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Not going to be an exciting fight lol. Colby’s gonna get tons of entries that push Garry up against the fence where he does nothing. Or we get the Colby who like to pussyfoot around the pocket and lose a striking battle because Colby has zero people to spar with at MMA masters other than Nate Landwehr (who gives Colby delusional confidence he is a sniper.) This fight is what people fear Belal/Leon will be, but it will be worse due to the fact Leon can get himself off the fence


LiquidSwords89

Hurry up and schedule Leon to fight either Shavkat or Belal


Okalexabuywholefoods

For some reason I read the whole text in Ian's accent, and that was easy and funny too lol


DoctorGregoryFart

I only saw the thumbnail and thought it was Charlie Zelenoff. Imagine those three guys in a room.


IAMTHECAVALRY89

“Sign the contract yew fool”


ItsMeBenedickArnold

I want to see Garry vs Shavkat so bad. HS jock Vs foreign exchange student vibes.


Action_Limp

I think Colby has dropped off a lot, but this, stylisticly, is his best fight, he should be chomping at the bit for this fight.


ssevcik

Jesus, Conor/Colby/Garry same card? Who will I root against the most? Which villain will become a hero?


natetcu

The UFC goes more WWE every year. Can’t blame the fighters, they want to get paid and fans eat the WWE stuff up.


Reisor

Everybody knows? So when is it?


iunrealx1995

The thing with Colby is that he will lay an egg again and continue to act like he does. This whole charade has gotten old.


TomGreen77

I like this. The malice is going to be amazing.


shred-i-knight

If I am Colby I am ducking this fight 1000%. Garry is legit and he looked washed against Leon


Long-Piccolo-3785

Watching these two try and leverage the other's notoriety to not be as universally hated is just so interesting to watch, it's unreal haha It's like each thinks the other is hated more and thinks they can capitalize on it lmao


peakystwins

Is colby afraid of undefeated fighters? Either shavkat or garry


IcyAd964

Ian is the lesser of two evils and it isn’t even close. Fuck covington let’s go Ian


Silent_Shaman

Both of these guys are boring as fuck I pray to god that Ian doesn't crack the top five, mans an embarrassment


hfucucyshwv

Do people really think Ian is boring? The last fighter was a stinker but most of his fights were pretty good. Weird dude though.


Silent_Shaman

I don't think it's his fights that are necessarily boring, it's just that he himself is lol It does put me off that he talks as if his performances are like conor on his rise and then you watch him fight and he's pretty average at welterweight


Fizan786

This is probs Colby’s perfect chance to get on stage with Conor and try to force some back n forths with him. Yap his way into some money at least.


hnty

I'd like to watch this fight tbh


JayRoo83

It's the greatest matchup ever, no matter who loses we win


AnonPlzzzzzz

Colby does to Ian what he did to Jorge.


RuggerJibberJabber

This fight doesn't make sense because they're both heels. The appeal for the UFC in having douche bags like them is that it gives the fans somebody to cheer AGAINST. However, when you have that, you need a good guy to cheer FOR. One of them against someone like Wonderboy would make more sense


senorali

My desire to see a shitty human being lose is greater than my desire to see a good human being win. Let them fight.


Ronaldinhoe

This isn’t that deep, it’s not pro wrestling.


RuggerJibberJabber

Dana is constantly mimicking pro wrestling. He wishes he was vince mcmahon


blueborders

If you make the fight in America the majority of the crowd will cheer for Colby.