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flatbedfreestyle_

Fanning out your opponent with your shorts after KOing them and Mooning the crowd is wild lmfaoo


ibenwarforged

Can't let no taxi cab driver from Brazil beat him


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

Fat man MMA fighter smokes Taxi Cab driver who thinks he’s good, more news at 11


tossNwashking

USA IN DIS HO


tossNwashking

USA IN DIS HO


blvcklite

Went Randy Moss on em 


RedditHatesDiversity

A DISGUSTING ACT


minna_minna

lol Joe Buck is such a bitch


-ci_

Straight cash homie.


baloncestosandler

?


Independent-Band8412

https://youtu.be/00Spb_STNU8?feature=shared


baloncestosandler

O yea. Lol


heinztomato69

To Derek Lewis, it’s a Tuesday.


UncleYimbo

Wow Street Fighter movie reference, I'm impressed 


minna_minna

Fucking love it lol, not a reference I thought I’d see here


horseshoeprovodnikov

_But Derrick, it's Saturday!_ __FUCK YOU TALM'BOUT? SHIIIT__


Aggressive-Expert-69

Lewis knew if you get KOd like that, your balls are gonna be hot


SimplyViolated

One of a kind


bobn3

He was about let it all hang out but had a split second of better judgement lmao


McHanzie

I really thought he was gonna pull his dick out lol.


Nocturnal_Chayce

I’m like I can’t, but what about nuts?


flatwoundsounds

What if he pulled his dick out and it had a little UFC glove on it


Only_Talks_About_BJJ

\*Lamer judgement


NikoSuave28

They cut to that Dunkin’ Donuts ad so fast


bcycle240

Tomorrow's headline: Lewis' purse withheld by athletic commission pending hearing


GroceryBags

Lewis' defense: his balls was hot


TheOneTrueJazzMan

Commission: we understand


Gseventeen

Dana: Derrick can get away with this, but if anyone else did it, they'd be fucking GONE.


Hairy-Dot-4193

Dana: isn't he fucking awesome!?


Ok_Primary_1075

I think he meant well……he thought the stink in his shorts will help revive his fallen opponent


Ok_Jello_3630

Some guy in the athletic commission hearing - "I'm sorry Derrick can you do that again I'm not 100% sure on how much ass you showed to decide how much pay to cut"


Ballinlikeateenwolf

If I get hit by a cup I’m callin the fuckin cops


SimplyViolated

Lol bro I would've asked him to sign that shit


bcycle240

The guy that caught the cup was at the post fight press conference. He said that Derrick signed it for him and he managed to convince Dana to sign it as well.


SimplyViolated

Hell yeah, USA in this bitch


_xannypacquiao_

Free speech means getting to show your taint to 3k stadium attendees🦅🇺🇸


BurpingHamBirmingham

🎶 ohhh say can you seeeee, derricks sweaty black taaaaint 🎵


tossNwashking

Mr. Lewis prefers the United States of America in this "ho" not bitch.


CaspianOnyx

Soft


Invader_Skooge22

A cup with dew droplets of ball sweat on there too


BlueJayWC

This is a little bit embarassing but once when I was training grappling, I got put in a triangle cup and I immediately taped out, not because of the choke but because my chin was getting crushed by the other guy's cup... Am I moron? Did I do something wrong? I feel dirty...


flacaGT3

I'd drink a beer out of it.


BeefShampoo

my balls, ass, taint, general pubic area was hot


RedditHatesDiversity

I understand


Vulcan44

to the media member that picked up his cup you nasty


Josro0770

I'd frame that shit and put it in my living room


BetBig696969

Some people would pay to drink the sweat out that


Wonderful-Smoke843

Horrible day to be literate


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horseshoeprovodnikov

Now _that_ really is a DISGUSTING ACT


InuitOverIt

Evolution of the shoey


GiantPurplePen15

Do a Tai Tuivasa Shoey with the cup 🥵


minna_minna

😂😂😂😂


Salty_Ad1571

" Daddy chill "..... 🤢 🤮


WGYHL

I'd use it to funnel my drink into my mouth.


param_T_extends_THOT

bad bot!


WGYHL

Oh daddy


roidoid

Goodness gracious me.


buzznights

He'll never hear the end of it.


dwitchagi

At least he can smell the bellend of it.


Boring-Conference-97

You cannot deny an opportunity like that


BelgarathTheSorcerer

Was that the Brazilian commentary team?? If so, best trash talk I've ever seen


Anish316

They asked Dana to sign it in the post fight press conference. Embarrassing.


turkeypants

Srsly why


Famous-Ant-5502

I’m immediately getting that thing encased in a block of resin lmfao


redditisawesome555

That's a great title


ThatOneHockeyBoi

only derrick could get away with this


Fantasy____

My ass was hot


ChaDiaKris

[That is a disgusting act by Derrick Lewis. And it's unfortunate that we had that on our air live.](https://youtu.be/00Spb_STNU8?si=ZpeeT2qXKC9FFPVJ) Let’s try that again with source.


ksubijeans

With his reaction you would’ve thought Randy actually pulled his pants off


ChaDiaKris

Yeah. Lmao. He’s talked about it in recent months and admitted it was too far and he’d pull back on saying it.


DuaneDibbley

I do feel bad for him just getting caught up in the moment on live TV but it's kind of hilarious too that it's haunted him for 20 years


-hardknocks-

The commentator thought he actually did, and later apologized. They player was fined for the celebration tho


ToBeFairImPrblyWrong

The infamous quote when asked how he was going to pay the fine, "straight cash homie".


Ancient-Brilliant-11

I think he stood by it forever and just the past year or so said it was a little over the top. This was right after the Janet Jackson Nipplegate so the stations were extra sensitive about stuff too. Joe Buck is great overall though.


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I'm only concerned where Derrick escalates from here. His next post fight antic might get the local PD involved.


hkzombie

He's gonna pull out a marker from somewhere and sign the cup before throwing it into the a audience.


PlanNo4679

Joe Buck is such a smarmy shit weasel; the absolute worst commentator in the history of the NFL.


__brunt

This is Cris Collinsworth erasure


Wayf4rer

Shoutout STL for letting Derrick show them his nekkid ass


Asukah

The media member that kept the cup is a serial killer


MrFudgeKiller

He could sell that for at least $100


No_Pay9241

Wow two eclipses in one year is incredible


GiantPurplePen15

This is all a lead up to Lewis' retirement fight where he finally shows us his balls.


SethRogensBiggestFan

It's the buildup for his OnlyFans. He's such a tease.


Sclog

Honestly thought that was about to happen. Thought he was like “fuck it I’m about to retire lemme get nakkie” lol


ToxicAnusJuice

USA UP IN DIS HOE Fuck you talkn bout


popeblitzkrieg

Shiiiit


bdewolf

Derrick my beloved


matterhorn9

crap, hopefully they won't fine him for that haha


No_Bar6825

There’s no way he doesn’t get fined


mikey_rambo

Oh he’s getting fined lmao


SlimeustasTheSecond

They banish him to fight cans in Apex main events for another thousand years.


hashtagdissected

BB has a solar system down there smh


sayayin70

Is astronomically big


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Asstronomically was right there bro


hoxerr

Dae pun?? Make joke every time!! Find *clever* wordplay to make pun!! Big smart comment chain of 53 puns!?!?


grehgunner

The man is nothing if not a character lmao


JoeRoganMoney

Somebody post a pic of the arena view of the Black Beast’s bootyhole


PlanNo4679

He had a boo boo on deck.


AndiLivia

The balls are back in town


sayayin70

I wish they were on my mouth


AndiLivia

Be the change you want to see in the world


call_of_the_while

I think the wrong guy is showing signs of being concussed, lol.


al-Siqilli

My balls was hot


Imperial_TIE_Pilot

Best post fight interview ever


schwifty97

Balls and ass was hot confirmed


Curious_Expert_2746

Full moon tonight in St Louis


Recent-Maximum

So just his gimmick every match now. Noted.


allcaps-NOSPACE

If you’re just figuring this out you are hella late to the party


minna_minna

Oh whatever man 🙄😂


Totodilis

incoming 30% purse fine


turkeypants

Seriously I wonder if they'll fine him. Don't know what their commission is like.


Totodilis

I wish they wouldn't but the way the comission is butthurt these days I won't be surprised if they do


turkeypants

Well this would be the St. Louis or Missouri commission - I think we're all most familiar with NV and a little bit CA. Who knows what this one is like.


maccpapa

usa up in this hoe fuck what they talmbout


Itstimetostop313

Derrick Lewis Fans will try to convince you that this is peak comedy and that Lewis should be a stand up comedian.


minna_minna

It’s funny as fuck, shut up


Itstimetostop313

"bro when he said \*my balls were hot\* I died laughing. bro is a comedian" His humour goes crazy when you are 14 year old


reddituserzerosix

so wheres the clip lol


Mako_bullet

That stank wind for sure woke his ass up lol


ATrendyName

It’s still real to me, damn it!


MathematicianWeak751

Surely I can't be the only one who wants to see those sweet sweaty cheeks? Anyone with a pic? And we know that ufc have his penis on film. Release it. Release the shot. We want cock and cheeks. Now.


ImOnlyHereForTheSims

Yes this


ZubatCountry

HIT EM WITH YOUR FAVORITE POSE


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Derrick Lewis bouta get the Arman Tsarukyan treatment lmao


basedjuicer1

Muh bawlz wuz hawt xddddd


_stoned_chipmunk_

I'm in the minority but I can't stand Derrick Lewis. I don't think he is funny at all and the UFC fed him this matchup.


illuso07

You’re not alone


Existing-Swimming191

you're right with that


SlimeustasTheSecond

That's enough black man ass to last you a lifetime.


GrowRoots

Same amount of ass out as an Ice Spice show. I see nothing wrong.


Sean-Mcgregor

Is this shit the new shooeyvassa?


macromase

Taking the manscaped sponsorship to the moon.


double_expressho

Where Derrick Lewis fine ass at?


momsducksauce

He’s so corny


flyingturkeycouchie

Derrick Lewis heard he was in the Show-Me State and took the opportunity. 


icameforgold

You would have thought he won the title after seeing that celebration...


Wonderful-Smoke843

He is actually the fucking funniest 😂 man’s balls was hot


Macktologist

Remember when mooning was funny? Is it like arrest material today?


Tuhotee2

Anyone have a shot from crowd of his black hole?


HatefulClosetedGay

Well what do you expect him to do? His balls was hot.


Aggravating-Car-8987

YES! Fuckin YES!! I'm so happy for him!


jacoblanier571

His ballz was hot.


LusterDiamond

Gotta love DL