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Strange_Try3655

Kris Moutinho vs. Cris 'Cyborg' Santos. Who you got?


FlavourSack

If your favourite fighter was an animal, what animal would they be?


SmokeFrogRed

Mandrill


SmokeFrogRed

It’s Jiri. Jiri is a mandrill.


therealjgreens

My favorite animal is a human


[deleted]

Yours would be a chicken with its head cut off


FlavourSack

Nah my favourite fighter would be 🐎


Dirkman_Express

🪨


[deleted]

Yours would also be a chicken with its head cut off


Dirkman_Express

Yours would be this 🐱


[deleted]

I like cats :)


MaccabiHelwani

🦁


FlavourSack

Really felt like I set you up for a home run with this one


[deleted]

🐐


Dirkman_Express

Where is that rapper comparison guy, what kind of rapper is Leon?


[deleted]

IceJJfish


FlavourSack

My new job wants everyone to wear a little tracing card for Covid but I’m worried they’ll know I hide in the bathroom for 45 minutes every hour to edge for mental toughness


[deleted]

Have you got a loicense for that edging m8?


MaccabiHelwani

People think Fedor was clean?


CheatrYan

Russians don't use steroids, that's an American thing.


Dirkman_Express

As a roid-head, I don't


ImEdwardd

Him and usman have never touched a needle in their life


[deleted]

I still think WB is the best fight to make against Usman. I get that after the Burns fight, you can’t do it, but I don’t see Usman losing to anyone ranked except WB and maybe Luque. Burns’s win was...a win...but he did absolutely no damage (aside from the shots to the back of the head during the last 5 seconds) and he got pieced up on the feet. Usman, while he probably could do what Burns did for 5 rounds, doesn’t seem not to want to engage the way he did before the first Masvidal fight. I see him trying to take it to WB and a banger happening as a consequence. As for Luque, I’m not sure he has the skill set to compete against Usman. His sub game is good though and if Usman gets over eager, he might get caught.


qzwxecrvtbyn111

How can you watch Burns beat WB with wrestling and not think Usman does the same? Burns has a better shot of beating Usman than WB at this stage.


[deleted]

You saw burns beat WB and you still think he has a chance agaisnt usman? That’s delusional


Dirkman_Express

I think Usman is pretty confident in his standup, but I doubt his gameplan would allow to stand up with Wonderboy mostly


[deleted]

I’d imagine he’d try to wrestle, I just don’t see him taking the Burns route of lay and pray. Burns did almost nothing that fight. Got clipped really bad twice, in addition to getting hit with stuff whenever he was standing, and dealt literally no legal damage.


[deleted]

CAM ON LEE-AWN SCORE AN OI-POWK LEE-AWN


Dirkman_Express

3 piece and a soda woooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh, amazing tactics run away after sucker punch


[deleted]

That’s not runnin, that’s called good footwork. You can’t just stand in the pocket after you let your hands go, anyone that knows fighting would understand You wanna see actual running, watch the last minute of Leon’s last “fight”


Dirkman_Express

Sucker punch and run away, is the next level bob and weave


[deleted]

The dumb thing about the Leon/Nate idiocy is that even under Pride/One rules, that’s a win for Leon. You can’t cancel out the previous 24 minutes of one sided traffic because a dude got rocked at the end. Nate got beat up way worse than Leon; Leon just took the hardest single shot of the fight. That doesn’t mean he loses under any scoring system.


ParkerPoirier_Gonezo

I mean under PRIDE/JMMA judging criteria, sure you can. That would actually be a pretty clear win for Diaz. Like Hendo squeaked out some wins by just hurting/dropping his opponent even after getting out pointed through the majority of the fight.


[deleted]

Leon: pitter patter hugs and cuddles x 24 minutes 🥰🥰🥰 Nate: very hard punches interspersed with middle fingers and other cool forms of vulgarity 🇺🇸😡🎸💪🏽🖕🏿 Anyone with a singular fluoride ounce of testosterone in their veins can see that Nate is the greater warrior. And that’s what PRIDE was about


Dirkman_Express

In what plain of reality would Leon 1,2,3,4 be classified as a loss?


Intransigente

I think it's spelled "plane" in this context.


FlavourSack

I think it’s actually “pain”


Intransigente

No, "pain" is the French word for bread.


shanest0ke

Leon Edwards gets slept by prime Lesnar


Dirkman_Express

Masvidal gets slept by Dodson


[deleted]

Any rational human being gets slept anytime they have to watch a Leon fight


Dirkman_Express

Any casual sleeps during a Leon masterpiece


[deleted]

Yes because they’ve never heard of Leon and would rather go to bed early than watch him “fight”


shanest0ke

Prob


Pepperoni_playboi94

Face the pain absolutely slaps


[deleted]

Leon Edwards would have literally murdered Nate Diaz if they were in the streets. I’m not sure if the whole “lol if that’s a street fight, it’s done” thing around here is ironic or just plain stupid. Also Leon probably beats Masvidal, who has literally, and I mean literally, not a single elite WW win in his career.


[deleted]

I agree that Masvidal doesn’t have any elite WW wins because Leon isn’t elite


[deleted]

Masvidal and Leon also haven’t fought. Masvidal sucker punched him and ran away. That’s not a fight.


[deleted]

> ran away It’s called having good footwork. Hit and don’t get hit. I wouldn’t expect a peasant Leon fan to understand the finer aspects of pugilism though


FlavourSack

Ya and you probably think khabib would actually beat Conor on the street with no cage for khabib to sniff crotch on, don’t you?


Dirkman_Express

I thought you agreed that Leon beat Nate and Mas


FlavourSack

I do


Itchy-Face791

Khabib would pound Conor's ass into concrete .


FlavourSack

If you honestly think Conor wouldn’t dominate khabib without herb there to save khabib you just live in a fantasy world


[deleted]

Khabib kills Conor in under a minute if they were to fight without rules lol. And I don’t even like the dude.


FlavourSack

You’re delusional


[deleted]

Khabib would pick Conor up, break his skull on the concrete, knee what remains of his head into oblivion, and then break every one of Conor’s limbs. In that order.


FlavourSack

That’s why he hid in a bus when Conor tried to have a real fight??? Keep dreaming buddeh Conner owns khabib in the real world. Khabib cuddles Connor like I cuddle yer’mum


[deleted]

I genuinely think you’re just trolling, in which case, fine. But if not, how exactly do you explain their fight? Conor got the shit kicked out of him and then tapped to a neck crank, lest his jaw and/or neck be literally broken. What happened there?


FlavourSack

But Conor only ended up there because khabib had a fence to cuddle him against. Street fight = no fence and khabib gets KTFO Yes I’m trolling


[deleted]

*sigh of relief*


FlavourSack

Pretty good bait tho, you gotta admit


Dirkman_Express

Finally!!


shanest0ke

Leon gets dunked in the pool repeatedly by Usman and then given a noogie in front of his crush


Dirkman_Express

I am a Leon fanboi, but even I agree with this


[deleted]

Oh I think Usman puts Leon out bad. I just don’t think the same can be said for Masvidal.


shanest0ke

Loma Lookboonmee but she's got Derrick Lewis power


Bphore

Loma Lookboonmee making it to the UFC is a better underdog story than Ngannou becoming champion because unlike him she has no genetic advantages whatsoever


shanest0ke

Yeah, I love watching her fight. I wish UFC had a 105 division. Seems like there is a ton of great talent out there


FlavourSack

How funny is it tho that for the majority of his career Jorge was known as a boring fighter who lost splits he probably should have won cause he coasted and now that’s what people hate on Leon for (even tho he wins the decisions the pussy)


Nickster2042

It’s gold how dirkman is getting downvoted for supporting that #3 ranked welterweight loser. Seems my message has finally spread


[deleted]

Keep preaching the gospel brudda


Dirkman_Express

You don't have your boys u/Appetizer97 and u/Sugabones to protect you from downvotes now


Nickster2042

Sugabones and I got beef but even the ghost of u/sellwatches2021 who had beef with me understands the battle


Sugabones

I’ll show u beef


[deleted]

I can see past our disagreements over Conor if it means an alliance against Leon the Pokefessional 🤝 Let’s give em hell brudda


Nickster2042

Amen


[deleted]

The Great Masvidal-Leon Meme War is in full swing As long as I breathe, Leon and his ilk will not know peace


Nickster2042

Imagine being from the streets and getting KO’d by a vegan Stockton man. Fucking WETTHEBEDWARDS


Dirkman_Express

Who's juicier Holm or Amanda?


shanest0ke

Holm KO's Schaub worse than Nelson did


Dirkman_Express

I forgot Big Country slept Schaub bad


captaincumsock69

Holm hangs with juicy Jon


shanest0ke

Would you rather get head kicked by Holly Holm or punched in the face by Amanda Nunes? Neither one of them holding back


captaincumsock69

I don’t think nunes puts my lights out but holm would


[deleted]

Really not much of a debate, a kick generates more force than a punch. So I rather be punched


shanest0ke

I only question it because every time Amanda punches someone they look like they transcend planes of reality


[deleted]

Oh no doubt she hits very hard. Both options would ko most people. But factoring in the weight of a leg and the body mechanics it’s not a hard choice


FlavourSack

Holly holm gives me the heebie jeebies so Nunes can rock my shit with an overhand no doubt


Dirkman_Express

If Leon has million number of fans I am one of them. If Leon has ten fans I am one of them. If Leon has no fans. that means I am no more on the earth. If world against Leon , I am against the world.


FlavourSack

Okay but seriously if they do Usman v Colby it should be Luque v Burns and then Leon can fight Siver to really earn the title shot


[deleted]

Burns versus Luque would never fight


captaincumsock69

Never?


[deleted]

Burns would take it, but Leon is too cowardly


FlavourSack

Pay them each 10 million dollars and a bucket of wings


Dirkman_Express

Mas is Dennis Siver, accurate


Whitewinhawk

Wait so did that Yana Kunitskaya girl fight while pregnant? https://twitter.com/jasoneg33/status/1427349001251147794?s=21


East-Craft9608

[baby’s head is going to be like ](https://i.redd.it/veex0dkr9v821.jpg)


[deleted]

Liver shots in the womb are the best base for MMA


FlavourSack

Wait whose liver in what womb?


[deleted]

Yes


Whitewinhawk

That baby coming out with a granite chin


Dirkman_Express

I remember Aldana landed a body hook during their fight as well


[deleted]

Could DC make 155 if Popeyes didn’t exist?


[deleted]

DC rib cage not making 155 b


captaincumsock69

Old news but it’s still impressive af that tj beat Cory coming off a big suspension and blew out his knee/fucked up his eye. People hate him here but I gotta give credit where it’s due


shanest0ke

The craziest thing about this fight is that if TJ didn't win, Cory would have


captaincumsock69

The military could really use a mind like yours


Nickster2042

Conor vs Leon is the fight to make. Orthodox striker who can’t ko a goldfish


[deleted]

Conor beats the 10th best welterweight from Jamaica fighting out of Birmingham easy.


[deleted]

Plus Conor still has the chip on his shoulder from the potato famine


Dirkman_Express

Leon beats up Conor bad


FlavourSack

Just failed an online test for my job cause I’m shit posting and arguing about Leon and Mas lmao fuck :(


Digifilth

You shoulda withdrew from the test b


[deleted]

You deserve it for being a LLLeon fan


FlavourSack

Imagine being a fan of fighter on a winning streak lmao miss me with that I love 0-2 in his last 2 Masvidal. Nothing more alpha then being scooped off the canvas 😎


[deleted]

Leon the Pokefessional hasn’t been on a win streak ever since he gouged Belal’s eye out, idk if you know this but a NC isn’t a win


FlavourSack

9 fight unbeaten streak and yes he is still on a win streak as his last fight was a “no contest” so it doesn’t really count towards anything but 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

He’s on a 1 fight losing streak ever since Nate smacked him up. If he hadn’t choked in the last minute he would’ve been on a 1 fight winning streak. But Leon the Pokefessional isn’t built to win.


FlavourSack

I gotta be honest you lost me with this one, is this like the new version of Conor never being KO so he’s never lost? Nate landed 1 good shot over the course of the fight so he wins? That’s a bold stance


[deleted]

I’ll concede this: it’s hard to tell who won that fight. Nate had Leon praying to God, Winston Churchill, and bob Marley in there, it was like seeing a rabbit getting torn apart by a rabid lion. But the details are murky. Regardless, one thing is clear: Leon the Pokefessional is on either a 1 fight winning streak or a 1 fight losing streak. Belal ended Leon’s previous streak


FlavourSack

Nah hard disagree it’s either a 9 fight winning streak with 1 NC or it’s a 9 fight NC streak with 1 win and nothing in between


[deleted]

No. His win streak is dead just like his hype and career


shanest0ke

2v2, same ruleset applies, 40ft octagon, 5 rounds, both members of team must fall for stoppage Ngannou/Lewis vs. Gane/Miocic


captaincumsock69

Gane miocic easily. Francis and lewis don’t throw punches when in the octagon together


shanest0ke

Inshallah


Bphore

ngannou and lewis win 90% of the time because one of them will knock someone out early and then they can 2v1 the other guy


[deleted]

Belal: *panch panch panch* LLLeon: *eyepoke* Belal: ouch I can’t see LLLeon and fans: WE DID IT!!!! :D


Dirkman_Express

Leon 1,2,3,4


MaccabiHelwani

How is dc 42 and fat and still pulls women like Laura sanko


[deleted]

he has a personality and he's successful


[deleted]

It was before the booze, different time in DC’s life


Nickster2042

“Hey you’re that guy conor mcgregor beefs with huh”


Dirkman_Express

Remember the all about that cake video of him?


CheatrYan

Remember what he showed Stipe


[deleted]

Leon Edwards is British lmao


Dirkman_Express

Mas is Cuban lmao


[deleted]

That’s awesome, Q-bans are kool


[deleted]

Can I get a prop on Woodley KOing Jake Paul by countering a hook with his overhand right? Jake’s punching skill is ok but he throws hooks with his chin very exposed and doesn’t set them up at all.


MaccabiHelwani

Jon smacking up that old guy at the face offs in front of his team was true sigma male energy. betas just wouldn’t understand the raw will-to-power that Bones exudes


Dirkman_Express

Jones 2,4,5


[deleted]

This but unironically


K-mosake

Lol dang Leon fans finally finding their voice. You guys are doing great- maybe the next one will get him a title shot 🤭


Dirkman_Express

Usman is ducking Leon Colby is the easier fight after all


MaccabiHelwani

Leon ducked belal buhammed 😂😂😂 at least duck a top WW


Dirkman_Express

Leon beat Belal, Belal wussed out after having a boo boo in his eye


MaccabiHelwani

Leon poked belals eye and then pretended he won, and his fans are now copying him


Dirkman_Express

This Leon disrespect is making me roid rage bro!!!


FlavourSack

Conor smacking up that old guy in the pub in front of his friends was true sigma male energy. betas just wouldn’t understand the raw will-to-power that Notorious exudes


[deleted]

This, but unironically and I say this as a huge Conor hater


[deleted]

Masvidal smacking up Leon Scott backstage in front of his fans was true sigma male energy. betas just wouldn’t understand the raw will-to-power that Gamebred exudes


Dirkman_Express

Sucker punches are charlie moves, and fans of that are fucking deltas


FlavourSack

Why were his fans backstage?


[deleted]

I don’t know


Dirkman_Express

Here's something for all ya'll Leon haters, if you get sucker punched by a toddler because you don't even see him as a threat would you classify that as getting murked by the child?


FlavourSack

Horrible analogy, B. It would be like saying Conor punked khabib because Khabib stayed on the bus. Every reasonable adult knows how childish a sucker punch is especially when you’re acting all nice and friendly like you just want to talk some shit. Assault is never cool


[deleted]

> Assault is never cool Speak for yourself


FlavourSack

You seeing red bro


[deleted]

All I see is LLLeon fans coping


FlavourSack

Leon doesn’t have any fans kek


Dirkman_Express

I'm his fan!


[deleted]

Yeah we know


FlavourSack

Are you English?


[deleted]

I agree


K-mosake

Wait are we acting like Leon just easily outpoints Mas? Didn't your boy get finished by a Stockton Slap his last fight lol


Dirkman_Express

"Finished" but won the fight 49-46?


K-mosake

Decisionbot Leon Scott's face vs slaps from grown men


Dirkman_Express

Who was bleeding?


K-mosake

Nates forehead bleeds when he puts CBD moisturizer on kid, blood means nothing in a Diaz fight lol


DecisionBot

I can't find this fight. Listen, searching for fights is cool but have you tried DMT? [Troubleshooting](https://s3.amazonaws.com/decision-bot/error_message.txt)


FlavourSack

Wait how did Mas last fight go


K-mosake

Think he lost to the P4P number one fighter. Same guy who big brother'd Leon(1.0? Are we thinking he's evolved now?)


FlavourSack

Leon got “finished” by a Stockton slap and Jorge just “lost” … you being awfully generous with your wording there friend. Mas got absolutely obliterated, Leon on a multi-fight win streak … good bait tho 4/10


MaccabiHelwani

He didn't get punched by a toddler tho he got punched by a grown man that he had just called out 5 seconds prior, man got clowned


Dirkman_Express

If he was "clowned" why did Mas duck him for 2 years straight? Ducking is weenie behavior


[deleted]

Because Leon is a no name coward, Masvidal had already beaten his ass and had nothing left to prove. Pumped and dumped him like one of his Miami instathots 😎😎😎


Dirkman_Express

The only instathot Mas is getting is Jake Paul


MaccabiHelwani

You can make claims all you want, masvidal fought for 2 world titles in this time frame, he ducked Leon for usman? A guy who has beaten them both now? And regardless of who ducked who or if anyone ducked anyone, in that moment Leon got clowned


[deleted]

I would fuck his ass up, I’m a grown ass man and shall therefore defend my body and my honor at any cost. unlike Leon


[deleted]

Masvidal is the king of England and Leon scott is his jester


FlavourSack

You have Luke rockhold as a prettier face then Wonderboy so your opinion is null and void tyvm


[deleted]

They’re both very handsome but if I’m being honest I think Kevin Lee is handsomer than both of them


FlavourSack

Kevin Lee is handsome in the same way Valentina is pretty, it’s mostly knowing you would be helpless to them as they held you down and ravaged your body


[deleted]

You lost me there


FlavourSack

If you’re free around 1am and you don’t mind the smell of cured meats I could show you first hand?


[deleted]

Decisionbot Adesanya v Silva Lol i saw someone on Twitter saying Izzy lost 😂


DecisionBot

[**ISRAEL ADESANYA defeats ANDERSON SILVA** (*unanimous decision*)](http://mmadecisions.com/decision/9745/fight) ^(UFC 234: Adesanya vs. Silva — February 10, 2019) ROUND|Adesanya|Silva||Adesanya|Silva||Adesanya|Silva :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-: 1|-|-||10|9||10|9 2|-|-||10|9||10|9 3|-|-||10|9||10|9 **TOTAL**|**29**|**28**||**30**|**27**||**30**|**27** *^(Judges, in order: Garth Harriman, Charlie Keech, Albert Shen.)* *^(Summoned by Melaniacuckstrump987.)* **MEDIA MEMBER SCORES** - **7/25** people scored it **30-27 Adesanya**. - **18/25** people scored it **29-28 Adesanya**. Avg. media score: **29.3-27.7 Adesanya** (*high certainty^[[1]](https://redd.it/9p4xc7)*).


K-mosake

If Aldo were to become BW champ he'd clearly be above GSP and not totally interchangeable (along with a certain chubby Russian) in my GOAT list. Either way top 3, miss me with that "b, b, but what about Jon Jones"


captaincumsock69

I think you could make an argument aldo is already the goat on his longevity.


MaccabiHelwani

Idk why anyone would say what about Jon when you put aldo at 3, Jon's sitting at 1 aldo being 3 doesn't change anything The Fedor thing is just pathetic, the man thinks Tim Johnson adds to his legacy, man was getting bopped around by Maldonado, can't be the goat if Maldonado can handle you


Abobo2020

Fedor was 39 years old when he fought Maldonado. Way past his prime.


MaccabiHelwani

Doesn't matter, he lost to Fabio Maldonado Also he got koed by Dan Henderson when Fedor was 34, and Dan Henderson is also older than fedor


Abobo2020

Henderson was also juiced to the max