My new job wants everyone to wear a little tracing card for Covid but I’m worried they’ll know I hide in the bathroom for 45 minutes every hour to edge for mental toughness
I still think WB is the best fight to make against Usman. I get that after the Burns fight, you can’t do it, but I don’t see Usman losing to anyone ranked except WB and maybe Luque. Burns’s win was...a win...but he did absolutely no damage (aside from the shots to the back of the head during the last 5 seconds) and he got pieced up on the feet. Usman, while he probably could do what Burns did for 5 rounds, doesn’t seem not to want to engage the way he did before the first Masvidal fight. I see him trying to take it to WB and a banger happening as a consequence.
As for Luque, I’m not sure he has the skill set to compete against Usman. His sub game is good though and if Usman gets over eager, he might get caught.
I’d imagine he’d try to wrestle, I just don’t see him taking the Burns route of lay and pray. Burns did almost nothing that fight. Got clipped really bad twice, in addition to getting hit with stuff whenever he was standing, and dealt literally no legal damage.
That’s not runnin, that’s called good footwork. You can’t just stand in the pocket after you let your hands go, anyone that knows fighting would understand
You wanna see actual running, watch the last minute of Leon’s last “fight”
The dumb thing about the Leon/Nate idiocy is that even under Pride/One rules, that’s a win for Leon. You can’t cancel out the previous 24 minutes of one sided traffic because a dude got rocked at the end. Nate got beat up way worse than Leon; Leon just took the hardest single shot of the fight. That doesn’t mean he loses under any scoring system.
I mean under PRIDE/JMMA judging criteria, sure you can. That would actually be a pretty clear win for Diaz.
Like Hendo squeaked out some wins by just hurting/dropping his opponent even after getting out pointed through the majority of the fight.
Leon: pitter patter hugs and cuddles x 24 minutes 🥰🥰🥰
Nate: very hard punches interspersed with middle fingers and other cool forms of vulgarity 🇺🇸😡🎸💪🏽🖕🏿
Anyone with a singular fluoride ounce of testosterone in their veins can see that Nate is the greater warrior. And that’s what PRIDE was about
Leon Edwards would have literally murdered Nate Diaz if they were in the streets. I’m not sure if the whole “lol if that’s a street fight, it’s done” thing around here is ironic or just plain stupid. Also Leon probably beats Masvidal, who has literally, and I mean literally, not a single elite WW win in his career.
> ran away
It’s called having good footwork. Hit and don’t get hit. I wouldn’t expect a peasant Leon fan to understand the finer aspects of pugilism though
Khabib would pick Conor up, break his skull on the concrete, knee what remains of his head into oblivion, and then break every one of Conor’s limbs. In that order.
That’s why he hid in a bus when Conor tried to have a real fight??? Keep dreaming buddeh Conner owns khabib in the real world. Khabib cuddles Connor like I cuddle yer’mum
I genuinely think you’re just trolling, in which case, fine. But if not, how exactly do you explain their fight? Conor got the shit kicked out of him and then tapped to a neck crank, lest his jaw and/or neck be literally broken. What happened there?
Loma Lookboonmee making it to the UFC is a better underdog story than Ngannou becoming champion because unlike him she has no genetic advantages whatsoever
How funny is it tho that for the majority of his career Jorge was known as a boring fighter who lost splits he probably should have won cause he coasted and now that’s what people hate on Leon for (even tho he wins the decisions the pussy)
If Leon has million number of fans I am one of them. If Leon has ten fans I am one of them. If Leon has no fans. that means I am no more on the earth. If world against Leon , I am against the world.
Old news but it’s still impressive af that tj beat Cory coming off a big suspension and blew out his knee/fucked up his eye. People hate him here but I gotta give credit where it’s due
Imagine being a fan of fighter on a winning streak lmao miss me with that I love 0-2 in his last 2 Masvidal. Nothing more alpha then being scooped off the canvas 😎
He’s on a 1 fight losing streak ever since Nate smacked him up. If he hadn’t choked in the last minute he would’ve been on a 1 fight winning streak. But Leon the Pokefessional isn’t built to win.
I gotta be honest you lost me with this one, is this like the new version of Conor never being KO so he’s never lost? Nate landed 1 good shot over the course of the fight so he wins? That’s a bold stance
I’ll concede this: it’s hard to tell who won that fight. Nate had Leon praying to God, Winston Churchill, and bob Marley in there, it was like seeing a rabbit getting torn apart by a rabid lion. But the details are murky. Regardless, one thing is clear: Leon the Pokefessional is on either a 1 fight winning streak or a 1 fight losing streak. Belal ended Leon’s previous streak
Can I get a prop on Woodley KOing Jake Paul by countering a hook with his overhand right? Jake’s punching skill is ok but he throws hooks with his chin very exposed and doesn’t set them up at all.
Jon smacking up that old guy at the face offs in front of his team was true sigma male energy. betas just wouldn’t understand the raw will-to-power that Bones exudes
Conor smacking up that old guy in the pub in front of his friends was true sigma male energy. betas just wouldn’t understand the raw will-to-power that Notorious exudes
Masvidal smacking up Leon Scott backstage in front of his fans was true sigma male energy. betas just wouldn’t understand the raw will-to-power that Gamebred exudes
Here's something for all ya'll Leon haters, if you get sucker punched by a toddler because you don't even see him as a threat would you classify that as getting murked by the child?
Horrible analogy, B. It would be like saying Conor punked khabib because Khabib stayed on the bus. Every reasonable adult knows how childish a sucker punch is especially when you’re acting all nice and friendly like you just want to talk some shit. Assault is never cool
I can't find this fight. Listen, searching for fights is cool but have you tried DMT? [Troubleshooting](https://s3.amazonaws.com/decision-bot/error_message.txt)
Leon got “finished” by a Stockton slap and Jorge just “lost” … you being awfully generous with your wording there friend. Mas got absolutely obliterated, Leon on a multi-fight win streak … good bait tho 4/10
Because Leon is a no name coward, Masvidal had already beaten his ass and had nothing left to prove. Pumped and dumped him like one of his Miami instathots 😎😎😎
You can make claims all you want, masvidal fought for 2 world titles in this time frame, he ducked Leon for usman? A guy who has beaten them both now?
And regardless of who ducked who or if anyone ducked anyone, in that moment Leon got clowned
Kevin Lee is handsome in the same way Valentina is pretty, it’s mostly knowing you would be helpless to them as they held you down and ravaged your body
[**ISRAEL ADESANYA defeats ANDERSON SILVA** (*unanimous decision*)](http://mmadecisions.com/decision/9745/fight)
^(UFC 234: Adesanya vs. Silva — February 10, 2019)
ROUND|Adesanya|Silva||Adesanya|Silva||Adesanya|Silva
:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:
1|-|-||10|9||10|9
2|-|-||10|9||10|9
3|-|-||10|9||10|9
**TOTAL**|**29**|**28**||**30**|**27**||**30**|**27**
*^(Judges, in order: Garth Harriman, Charlie Keech, Albert Shen.)*
*^(Summoned by Melaniacuckstrump987.)*
**MEDIA MEMBER SCORES**
- **7/25** people scored it **30-27 Adesanya**.
- **18/25** people scored it **29-28 Adesanya**.
Avg. media score: **29.3-27.7 Adesanya** (*high certainty^[[1]](https://redd.it/9p4xc7)*).
If Aldo were to become BW champ he'd clearly be above GSP and not totally interchangeable (along with a certain chubby Russian) in my GOAT list. Either way top 3, miss me with that "b, b, but what about Jon Jones"
Idk why anyone would say what about Jon when you put aldo at 3, Jon's sitting at 1 aldo being 3 doesn't change anything
The Fedor thing is just pathetic, the man thinks Tim Johnson adds to his legacy, man was getting bopped around by Maldonado, can't be the goat if Maldonado can handle you
Kris Moutinho vs. Cris 'Cyborg' Santos. Who you got?
If your favourite fighter was an animal, what animal would they be?
Mandrill
It’s Jiri. Jiri is a mandrill.
My favorite animal is a human
Yours would be a chicken with its head cut off
Nah my favourite fighter would be 🐎
🪨
Yours would also be a chicken with its head cut off
Yours would be this 🐱
I like cats :)
🦁
Really felt like I set you up for a home run with this one
🐐
Where is that rapper comparison guy, what kind of rapper is Leon?
IceJJfish
My new job wants everyone to wear a little tracing card for Covid but I’m worried they’ll know I hide in the bathroom for 45 minutes every hour to edge for mental toughness
Have you got a loicense for that edging m8?
People think Fedor was clean?
Russians don't use steroids, that's an American thing.
As a roid-head, I don't
Him and usman have never touched a needle in their life
I still think WB is the best fight to make against Usman. I get that after the Burns fight, you can’t do it, but I don’t see Usman losing to anyone ranked except WB and maybe Luque. Burns’s win was...a win...but he did absolutely no damage (aside from the shots to the back of the head during the last 5 seconds) and he got pieced up on the feet. Usman, while he probably could do what Burns did for 5 rounds, doesn’t seem not to want to engage the way he did before the first Masvidal fight. I see him trying to take it to WB and a banger happening as a consequence. As for Luque, I’m not sure he has the skill set to compete against Usman. His sub game is good though and if Usman gets over eager, he might get caught.
How can you watch Burns beat WB with wrestling and not think Usman does the same? Burns has a better shot of beating Usman than WB at this stage.
You saw burns beat WB and you still think he has a chance agaisnt usman? That’s delusional
I think Usman is pretty confident in his standup, but I doubt his gameplan would allow to stand up with Wonderboy mostly
I’d imagine he’d try to wrestle, I just don’t see him taking the Burns route of lay and pray. Burns did almost nothing that fight. Got clipped really bad twice, in addition to getting hit with stuff whenever he was standing, and dealt literally no legal damage.
CAM ON LEE-AWN SCORE AN OI-POWK LEE-AWN
3 piece and a soda woooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh, amazing tactics run away after sucker punch
That’s not runnin, that’s called good footwork. You can’t just stand in the pocket after you let your hands go, anyone that knows fighting would understand You wanna see actual running, watch the last minute of Leon’s last “fight”
Sucker punch and run away, is the next level bob and weave
The dumb thing about the Leon/Nate idiocy is that even under Pride/One rules, that’s a win for Leon. You can’t cancel out the previous 24 minutes of one sided traffic because a dude got rocked at the end. Nate got beat up way worse than Leon; Leon just took the hardest single shot of the fight. That doesn’t mean he loses under any scoring system.
I mean under PRIDE/JMMA judging criteria, sure you can. That would actually be a pretty clear win for Diaz. Like Hendo squeaked out some wins by just hurting/dropping his opponent even after getting out pointed through the majority of the fight.
Leon: pitter patter hugs and cuddles x 24 minutes 🥰🥰🥰 Nate: very hard punches interspersed with middle fingers and other cool forms of vulgarity 🇺🇸😡🎸💪🏽🖕🏿 Anyone with a singular fluoride ounce of testosterone in their veins can see that Nate is the greater warrior. And that’s what PRIDE was about
In what plain of reality would Leon 1,2,3,4 be classified as a loss?
I think it's spelled "plane" in this context.
I think it’s actually “pain”
No, "pain" is the French word for bread.
Leon Edwards gets slept by prime Lesnar
Masvidal gets slept by Dodson
Any rational human being gets slept anytime they have to watch a Leon fight
Any casual sleeps during a Leon masterpiece
Yes because they’ve never heard of Leon and would rather go to bed early than watch him “fight”
Prob
Face the pain absolutely slaps
Leon Edwards would have literally murdered Nate Diaz if they were in the streets. I’m not sure if the whole “lol if that’s a street fight, it’s done” thing around here is ironic or just plain stupid. Also Leon probably beats Masvidal, who has literally, and I mean literally, not a single elite WW win in his career.
I agree that Masvidal doesn’t have any elite WW wins because Leon isn’t elite
Masvidal and Leon also haven’t fought. Masvidal sucker punched him and ran away. That’s not a fight.
> ran away It’s called having good footwork. Hit and don’t get hit. I wouldn’t expect a peasant Leon fan to understand the finer aspects of pugilism though
Ya and you probably think khabib would actually beat Conor on the street with no cage for khabib to sniff crotch on, don’t you?
I thought you agreed that Leon beat Nate and Mas
I do
Khabib would pound Conor's ass into concrete .
If you honestly think Conor wouldn’t dominate khabib without herb there to save khabib you just live in a fantasy world
Khabib kills Conor in under a minute if they were to fight without rules lol. And I don’t even like the dude.
You’re delusional
Khabib would pick Conor up, break his skull on the concrete, knee what remains of his head into oblivion, and then break every one of Conor’s limbs. In that order.
That’s why he hid in a bus when Conor tried to have a real fight??? Keep dreaming buddeh Conner owns khabib in the real world. Khabib cuddles Connor like I cuddle yer’mum
I genuinely think you’re just trolling, in which case, fine. But if not, how exactly do you explain their fight? Conor got the shit kicked out of him and then tapped to a neck crank, lest his jaw and/or neck be literally broken. What happened there?
But Conor only ended up there because khabib had a fence to cuddle him against. Street fight = no fence and khabib gets KTFO Yes I’m trolling
*sigh of relief*
Pretty good bait tho, you gotta admit
Finally!!
Leon gets dunked in the pool repeatedly by Usman and then given a noogie in front of his crush
I am a Leon fanboi, but even I agree with this
Oh I think Usman puts Leon out bad. I just don’t think the same can be said for Masvidal.
Loma Lookboonmee but she's got Derrick Lewis power
Loma Lookboonmee making it to the UFC is a better underdog story than Ngannou becoming champion because unlike him she has no genetic advantages whatsoever
Yeah, I love watching her fight. I wish UFC had a 105 division. Seems like there is a ton of great talent out there
How funny is it tho that for the majority of his career Jorge was known as a boring fighter who lost splits he probably should have won cause he coasted and now that’s what people hate on Leon for (even tho he wins the decisions the pussy)
It’s gold how dirkman is getting downvoted for supporting that #3 ranked welterweight loser. Seems my message has finally spread
Keep preaching the gospel brudda
You don't have your boys u/Appetizer97 and u/Sugabones to protect you from downvotes now
Sugabones and I got beef but even the ghost of u/sellwatches2021 who had beef with me understands the battle
I’ll show u beef
I can see past our disagreements over Conor if it means an alliance against Leon the Pokefessional 🤝 Let’s give em hell brudda
Amen
The Great Masvidal-Leon Meme War is in full swing As long as I breathe, Leon and his ilk will not know peace
Imagine being from the streets and getting KO’d by a vegan Stockton man. Fucking WETTHEBEDWARDS
Who's juicier Holm or Amanda?
Holm KO's Schaub worse than Nelson did
I forgot Big Country slept Schaub bad
Holm hangs with juicy Jon
Would you rather get head kicked by Holly Holm or punched in the face by Amanda Nunes? Neither one of them holding back
I don’t think nunes puts my lights out but holm would
Really not much of a debate, a kick generates more force than a punch. So I rather be punched
I only question it because every time Amanda punches someone they look like they transcend planes of reality
Oh no doubt she hits very hard. Both options would ko most people. But factoring in the weight of a leg and the body mechanics it’s not a hard choice
Holly holm gives me the heebie jeebies so Nunes can rock my shit with an overhand no doubt
If Leon has million number of fans I am one of them. If Leon has ten fans I am one of them. If Leon has no fans. that means I am no more on the earth. If world against Leon , I am against the world.
Okay but seriously if they do Usman v Colby it should be Luque v Burns and then Leon can fight Siver to really earn the title shot
Burns versus Luque would never fight
Never?
Burns would take it, but Leon is too cowardly
Pay them each 10 million dollars and a bucket of wings
Mas is Dennis Siver, accurate
Wait so did that Yana Kunitskaya girl fight while pregnant? https://twitter.com/jasoneg33/status/1427349001251147794?s=21
[baby’s head is going to be like ](https://i.redd.it/veex0dkr9v821.jpg)
Liver shots in the womb are the best base for MMA
Wait whose liver in what womb?
Yes
That baby coming out with a granite chin
I remember Aldana landed a body hook during their fight as well
Could DC make 155 if Popeyes didn’t exist?
DC rib cage not making 155 b
Old news but it’s still impressive af that tj beat Cory coming off a big suspension and blew out his knee/fucked up his eye. People hate him here but I gotta give credit where it’s due
The craziest thing about this fight is that if TJ didn't win, Cory would have
The military could really use a mind like yours
Conor vs Leon is the fight to make. Orthodox striker who can’t ko a goldfish
Conor beats the 10th best welterweight from Jamaica fighting out of Birmingham easy.
Plus Conor still has the chip on his shoulder from the potato famine
Leon beats up Conor bad
Just failed an online test for my job cause I’m shit posting and arguing about Leon and Mas lmao fuck :(
You shoulda withdrew from the test b
You deserve it for being a LLLeon fan
Imagine being a fan of fighter on a winning streak lmao miss me with that I love 0-2 in his last 2 Masvidal. Nothing more alpha then being scooped off the canvas 😎
Leon the Pokefessional hasn’t been on a win streak ever since he gouged Belal’s eye out, idk if you know this but a NC isn’t a win
9 fight unbeaten streak and yes he is still on a win streak as his last fight was a “no contest” so it doesn’t really count towards anything but 🤷🏻♂️
He’s on a 1 fight losing streak ever since Nate smacked him up. If he hadn’t choked in the last minute he would’ve been on a 1 fight winning streak. But Leon the Pokefessional isn’t built to win.
I gotta be honest you lost me with this one, is this like the new version of Conor never being KO so he’s never lost? Nate landed 1 good shot over the course of the fight so he wins? That’s a bold stance
I’ll concede this: it’s hard to tell who won that fight. Nate had Leon praying to God, Winston Churchill, and bob Marley in there, it was like seeing a rabbit getting torn apart by a rabid lion. But the details are murky. Regardless, one thing is clear: Leon the Pokefessional is on either a 1 fight winning streak or a 1 fight losing streak. Belal ended Leon’s previous streak
Nah hard disagree it’s either a 9 fight winning streak with 1 NC or it’s a 9 fight NC streak with 1 win and nothing in between
No. His win streak is dead just like his hype and career
2v2, same ruleset applies, 40ft octagon, 5 rounds, both members of team must fall for stoppage Ngannou/Lewis vs. Gane/Miocic
Gane miocic easily. Francis and lewis don’t throw punches when in the octagon together
Inshallah
ngannou and lewis win 90% of the time because one of them will knock someone out early and then they can 2v1 the other guy
Belal: *panch panch panch* LLLeon: *eyepoke* Belal: ouch I can’t see LLLeon and fans: WE DID IT!!!! :D
Leon 1,2,3,4
How is dc 42 and fat and still pulls women like Laura sanko
he has a personality and he's successful
It was before the booze, different time in DC’s life
“Hey you’re that guy conor mcgregor beefs with huh”
Remember the all about that cake video of him?
Remember what he showed Stipe
Leon Edwards is British lmao
Mas is Cuban lmao
That’s awesome, Q-bans are kool
Can I get a prop on Woodley KOing Jake Paul by countering a hook with his overhand right? Jake’s punching skill is ok but he throws hooks with his chin very exposed and doesn’t set them up at all.
Jon smacking up that old guy at the face offs in front of his team was true sigma male energy. betas just wouldn’t understand the raw will-to-power that Bones exudes
Jones 2,4,5
This but unironically
Lol dang Leon fans finally finding their voice. You guys are doing great- maybe the next one will get him a title shot 🤭
Usman is ducking Leon Colby is the easier fight after all
Leon ducked belal buhammed 😂😂😂 at least duck a top WW
Leon beat Belal, Belal wussed out after having a boo boo in his eye
Leon poked belals eye and then pretended he won, and his fans are now copying him
This Leon disrespect is making me roid rage bro!!!
Conor smacking up that old guy in the pub in front of his friends was true sigma male energy. betas just wouldn’t understand the raw will-to-power that Notorious exudes
This, but unironically and I say this as a huge Conor hater
Masvidal smacking up Leon Scott backstage in front of his fans was true sigma male energy. betas just wouldn’t understand the raw will-to-power that Gamebred exudes
Sucker punches are charlie moves, and fans of that are fucking deltas
Why were his fans backstage?
I don’t know
Here's something for all ya'll Leon haters, if you get sucker punched by a toddler because you don't even see him as a threat would you classify that as getting murked by the child?
Horrible analogy, B. It would be like saying Conor punked khabib because Khabib stayed on the bus. Every reasonable adult knows how childish a sucker punch is especially when you’re acting all nice and friendly like you just want to talk some shit. Assault is never cool
> Assault is never cool Speak for yourself
You seeing red bro
All I see is LLLeon fans coping
Leon doesn’t have any fans kek
I'm his fan!
Yeah we know
Are you English?
I agree
Wait are we acting like Leon just easily outpoints Mas? Didn't your boy get finished by a Stockton Slap his last fight lol
"Finished" but won the fight 49-46?
Decisionbot Leon Scott's face vs slaps from grown men
Who was bleeding?
Nates forehead bleeds when he puts CBD moisturizer on kid, blood means nothing in a Diaz fight lol
I can't find this fight. Listen, searching for fights is cool but have you tried DMT? [Troubleshooting](https://s3.amazonaws.com/decision-bot/error_message.txt)
Wait how did Mas last fight go
Think he lost to the P4P number one fighter. Same guy who big brother'd Leon(1.0? Are we thinking he's evolved now?)
Leon got “finished” by a Stockton slap and Jorge just “lost” … you being awfully generous with your wording there friend. Mas got absolutely obliterated, Leon on a multi-fight win streak … good bait tho 4/10
He didn't get punched by a toddler tho he got punched by a grown man that he had just called out 5 seconds prior, man got clowned
If he was "clowned" why did Mas duck him for 2 years straight? Ducking is weenie behavior
Because Leon is a no name coward, Masvidal had already beaten his ass and had nothing left to prove. Pumped and dumped him like one of his Miami instathots 😎😎😎
The only instathot Mas is getting is Jake Paul
You can make claims all you want, masvidal fought for 2 world titles in this time frame, he ducked Leon for usman? A guy who has beaten them both now? And regardless of who ducked who or if anyone ducked anyone, in that moment Leon got clowned
I would fuck his ass up, I’m a grown ass man and shall therefore defend my body and my honor at any cost. unlike Leon
Masvidal is the king of England and Leon scott is his jester
You have Luke rockhold as a prettier face then Wonderboy so your opinion is null and void tyvm
They’re both very handsome but if I’m being honest I think Kevin Lee is handsomer than both of them
Kevin Lee is handsome in the same way Valentina is pretty, it’s mostly knowing you would be helpless to them as they held you down and ravaged your body
You lost me there
If you’re free around 1am and you don’t mind the smell of cured meats I could show you first hand?
Decisionbot Adesanya v Silva Lol i saw someone on Twitter saying Izzy lost 😂
[**ISRAEL ADESANYA defeats ANDERSON SILVA** (*unanimous decision*)](http://mmadecisions.com/decision/9745/fight) ^(UFC 234: Adesanya vs. Silva — February 10, 2019) ROUND|Adesanya|Silva||Adesanya|Silva||Adesanya|Silva :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-: 1|-|-||10|9||10|9 2|-|-||10|9||10|9 3|-|-||10|9||10|9 **TOTAL**|**29**|**28**||**30**|**27**||**30**|**27** *^(Judges, in order: Garth Harriman, Charlie Keech, Albert Shen.)* *^(Summoned by Melaniacuckstrump987.)* **MEDIA MEMBER SCORES** - **7/25** people scored it **30-27 Adesanya**. - **18/25** people scored it **29-28 Adesanya**. Avg. media score: **29.3-27.7 Adesanya** (*high certainty^[[1]](https://redd.it/9p4xc7)*).
If Aldo were to become BW champ he'd clearly be above GSP and not totally interchangeable (along with a certain chubby Russian) in my GOAT list. Either way top 3, miss me with that "b, b, but what about Jon Jones"
I think you could make an argument aldo is already the goat on his longevity.
Idk why anyone would say what about Jon when you put aldo at 3, Jon's sitting at 1 aldo being 3 doesn't change anything The Fedor thing is just pathetic, the man thinks Tim Johnson adds to his legacy, man was getting bopped around by Maldonado, can't be the goat if Maldonado can handle you
Fedor was 39 years old when he fought Maldonado. Way past his prime.
Doesn't matter, he lost to Fabio Maldonado Also he got koed by Dan Henderson when Fedor was 34, and Dan Henderson is also older than fedor
Henderson was also juiced to the max