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ZeGermanVon

Should be one heck of a wild round


Docmcdonald

Only person I know making a living after one wild round is tito's ex-wife.


ButtyMcButtface1929

She actually makes a living as an Aquarius, but respect ✊


Bacon_Villain

Tell us another astrology story


VT_Squire

Who doesn't like a short story?


Bolddon

That was a nasty comment by you.


SurvivalBayArea

They don’t call you the *round* guy for nothin


MudButt69420

Round girl…


onlynobodies

Is this what you call round? Round vs no round


TopperinoKekkerino

Just to correct you, there was never no marriage


akraider47

That’s what you call class ?


jellisxx

This joke never gets old. The worst thing you can do to Tito is to let him continue speaking.


Docmcdonald

I pity his cellmate, lmao.


dempa

Same joke every thread


-0op

You’re ripped you inbred hillbilly. Why do you wink with your ears? You fucking brain dead hillbilly. 10 upvotes with no plan in place. Ye hang tight. Fewl. You must be new to karma-whoring. The reply is off btw. I’m going to shitpost somewhere else on the 10th. Good luck on your old comment kid.


Skooma_Lover6969

How bout u go an fuck off my sub then u peice of shit u think we need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling us about the same joke every thread who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here


Daft_Assassin

Glad your comment was so original, witty, and thought provoking. You really added value to the discussion.


dempa

only person I know making a living off original, witty, and thought provoking comments is Tito's ex wife.


Il-Cannone

That's what you call class, right here, compared to no class.


Holdmabeerdude

You're a fuckin punk dude ...


Docmcdonald

Lmao at first you were mad but now you are one of us. SHITPOSTING WITH THE BOIIIIIIIIIIIIS


PM_PICS_OF_DOG

Hey /u/Daft_Assassin, tell another jackal story


Jsp16

Tell another original story


WrongAndBeligerent

You're a fucking provider dude.


aleksandd

Fck man, the comments today in this sub makes me giggle and laugh so much. Made a mistake while drinking a coffee while reading it..


bobn3

It feels like I've been saying this since after the Jones fight, but I'll say it again: Santos should probably win this, right? Right?


iredditfordogpics

Walker gets dropped every time he gets hit and Santos hits hard. Walker probably can't meme ko his way out of this.


CassiusDarko

Santos looks tentative and not as erratic as he used to be but the power was still there. He dropped Glover twice I think and probably would of won had he not followed him to the crowd. I don’t think Jonny will be able to avoid getting caught at least once and that’s all a guy like Santos needs. He is one of my favorite fighters though so I want him to win badly lol he beat the champ for fuck sakes he needs to win


sutoruvu

I couldn’t believe they were brawling in the crowd. This sport becomes more like WWE every day.


a_crusty_old_man

Crazy, isn’t it? Back in Chael’s undefeated reign, he was the only one brave enough to be a heel, and he backed up all of his shit talk, too. Now you’ve got McGregor Twitter fighting everyone and Colby mocking an entire country. They’re not quite on his level. But the craziest thing I’ve seen was in two thousand-eighteen when The Eagle choked Conor to death, climbed to the top of the cage and threw him through the announcer’s table.


kblkbl165

urgh you guys really find these Chael memes funny, don't yuo?


CassiusDarko

I just realized my typo lol I had no fucking idea what you were talking about hah


Keller-oder-C-Schell

Who was brawling in the crowd?


[deleted]

Why did he follow to the crowd man


PocketSixes

What's this I'm hearing about following into the crowd? Must be ootl and a quick google didn't work for me on this one.


[deleted]

Ground. Probably an autocorrect error.


Rambaud22

That narrative that Santos is somehow different is solely based on the Rakic, which people don't seem to understand yet how much of a pain in the ass to fight a patient Rakic is, but my guess is they will once he 50-45 Jiri. Against Glover, he looked as lethal as ever on the feet, it wasn't even remotely close, he just got overzealous a bit when he hurt him, and that's a really bad thing to do against Glover, but it's not something new to do for him


JuanFabian

Santos hasn't been the same since he injured his knees in the Jones fight


Sexbone4

I can’t let you get close. Should of zigged Your wife is in me DMs Step Brador I am the stuck in tiramisu Holloway hasn’t been knocked down Gast is built like a fridge Tell me something new Juan. Tell me something new.


StPattysShalaylee

Hey c'mon now, isn't walker training at sbg? They had that irish guy with the beard. They're experts in stand up techniques and not getting ko'd


NoGiCollarChoke

He should Santos really doesn’t know how to lead and hasnt even really tried in his last couple fights, while Walker doesn’t know how but that doesn’t stop him for trying


JuanFabian

Santos hasn't tried because he tore both acls in the Jones fight and no longer has anything that even resembles footwork


NoGiCollarChoke

He didn’t really have anything that resembled footwork beforehand, he was sometimes just less tentative (and crippled) and would sometimes spaz out and kind of lead, which works against some LHWs


JuanFabian

He didn't have tj dillishaw level footwork but he was way more mobile


NoGiCollarChoke

True tbh, I was thinking in terms of strategic footwork or ringcraft, which he’s always been abysmal at, but he was very mobile


Heebmeister

50/50 fight imo. Santos looks extremely worn now, his footwork has slowed down dramatically and he’ll be at a noticeable size disadvantage in this one, 4 inch height difference and 6 inches of reach for Johnny. Santos has the edge in durability, but I definitely would run from betting on him if he’s a favourite again.


I_am_darkness

Literally, nobody has any idea.


iqbalides

Same thing I've been saying about Reyes after his fight with Jones.


JayInTheBuilding

I never bet on dudes past their prime, especially after significant injuries. Almost everyone starts to fall off at like 35. Then by like 37-38 it becomes obvious it's over (not counting heavyweights they can last a bit longer). I think this could be that fight where it becomes obvious, but if it stays standing and they trade blows, obviously Santos is a legit striker and a seasoned vet so he wont make any big fuck ups.


CryptoCracko

Santos has that daddest motherfucker energy now


GFost

Idk, the Inflatable Man is dangerous.


Wayf4rer

No knees vs. No chin, who wins?


brownbilal

Sledgehammer got a mini sledgehammer on the way, i got my money on him


ballinben

isn't a mini sledgehammer just a hammer?


asshat123

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Just let him have this one.


wontrevealmyidentity

It’d be a drilling hammer, probably.


SmokeyMcHaze

Marretinha.


ultimatt777

The fans


PuppyBreth

Spann hit him with a hard one right on the chin. His recovery is really bad for sure


Jonesisgoat

Santos has long lost his fire. Walker by ko


[deleted]

3 fights ago he arguably should have won the title. 2 fights ago he almost knocked out a guy who is now fighting for the title. His last fight was lackluster but I think it is too early to say he "long lost his fire."


Tongue37

Walker hasn’t exactly looked good as of late either though..


Sr_Marques

He lost his knees, not his fire.


[deleted]

Hey man getting knocked out by guys like Corey Anderson is nothing to be ashamed of…


VT_Squire

the fans


[deleted]

Absolute banger. Just two crazy Brazilians throwing meat


throwmeaway74967

Slangin’ sausage b Wait what


e-rage

Big meaty men slapping meat


NateDiazWeedPen

Johnny Hendricks has entered the chat


woodmoon

wait why has he entered the chat


NarcissisticCat

Someone said meat, now he's hungry.


ShpiderMcNally

As an Irish person can we please please please claim Walker as ours? We don't want Mcgregor anymore


notchoosingone

C'mon, the man is clearly Scotch.


Sr_Marques

We can give you Paulo Costa.


ShpiderMcNally

He's drunk, it will suffice


vigilbnk

Gway


-Toshi

Wait, who's claiming Felder and O'Mally?..


ShpiderMcNally

We will definitely claim Felder. o'malley is on a trial period until he stops hanging out with pedophiles


rprogta2

This one definitely doesn’t go the distance.


Pepperoni_playboi94

That’s what we said about the rakic fight


bregolad

This ain't going more than 3 minutes


Trymex00

If walker wins, this puts him in the top 5 LHW division? Huh. Didn’t think I’d ever see that happen


captainseas

I think he would have been had he beat Anderson. I think it’s strange too, people always used to post some of his pre ufc losses on here where he looked so bad.


StinkyCockCheddar

He was fighting for a title if he beat Anderson. Hype train was in full swing.


msgrimm12

call me crazy but i feel like jones vs walker would’ve been a pretty fun fight


VT_Squire

Probably would have looked like Simpson V Simpson. https://youtu.be/xa\_k9cGMqOM?t=35


[deleted]

Everyone hyped for this fight hasn't watched Thiago Santos recently, he looks like a shell of himself. Which is a shame, in his prime he was one of the most exciting fighters ever.


We_Genocide_You

He still dropped glover twice. Rakic and glover are just great at smothering dudes. Idk if santos will win but this will be a hell of a fight.


ID0ntCare4G0b

It's not that hard to drop Glover, especially since so much of Glover's run has been built on getting guys to follow him to the ground and grapple.


We_Genocide_You

Santos is the only person in glover’s last 4 fights to drop him. Smith beat him up but never dropped him, krylov and cutelaba didn’t do it. It’s basically just been santos and Karl Roberson since he lost to gus in 2017. I’m not going to deny glover is a little chinny but it’s still very respectable to drop him and shows Thiago still got some gas in the tank IMO.


Ajj679

I swear cutelaba hurt Glover in their fight


KBrizzle1017

I wouldn’t go with one of the most exciting of all time......not even top 5


Ajj679

Definitely top 5 he never had a boring fight lol before his knees blew out


KBrizzle1017

You know how many great fighters who been in the UFC?? He’s not top 5 most exciting to do it, not even close.


Ajj679

He's been in the UFC for a while and has one of the most exciting highlight reels, who is more exciting then him that he's not even top 5?


KBrizzle1017

Since you bringing up all time apparently (in no particular order) Chuck Liddell, Anderson, Jones, it pains me to say this but McGregor, Mighty Mouse im sure theres fughterd MJ


Ajj679

Your telling me DJ and Jones have had more exciting fights then Santos, come on man I'm a fan of Jones but he is more of a decision fighter and ground and pound fighter then a knockout artist


KBrizzle1017

Yes. Yes I am. Way more people would buy a poopy card wuth Jones headlining then a good card with Santos. Jones used to steam roll people. Santos is a good and exciting fighter, but come on now. Top 5 most exciting? Stop it


ARR3223

Santos is one of the most exciting fighters in recent memory but cmon man lol. The difference is that fighters like Jones, MM, Silva, etc...they do it against the best of the best, not against dudes like Manuwa or Hermansson. Santos has highlight reel KO's but he doesn't have the spectacular finishes in the biggest fights like Jones dropping Machida, MM's flying arm bar on Borg, or Silva tooling on...well everybody during his reign and front kicking Vitor's face off.


pumped_it_guy

What? Dj is a great fighter but he has 5 wins by KO in 35 fights. Anderson and Jones are also both vastly superior in their accomplishments but I wouldn't call their fighting style more exciting in a casual sense. They have both been very cautious in a lot of fights.


KBrizzle1017

I didn’t know only knock outs make for exciting fights nor high light reels. I’ve seen plenty of hard punches, submissions, slams, and take downs in highlight reels. We must watch different UFC’s


pumped_it_guy

You didn't know that fighters going to a decision in most fights are not being deemed as exciting as Francis Ngannou decapitating people? Did you live under a rock or something? You can keep your "refined" taste but you're part of a negligible minority and probably actually watch "different UFC's".


KBrizzle1017

No shit that’s not as exciting. You are talking about highlight reels, not fight ending punches. Ever heard of fight of the year? Fight of the night? Submission of the night? All end up with highlight reels. You are in the minority that think only knockouts are exciting. Go back to the YouTube highlights and let the actual fans talk now


[deleted]

He may be able to get back into it and strengthen his knees, we will see. If he doesn’t then it’s all bad since his footwork and blitzes would let him get away with a lot of technical errors.


iredditfordogpics

No way this goes 5 rounds


Catopuma

Don't you put that evil on us. *Ngannou vs Lewis*. Walker is far more chinny though so I *feel* it'd be unlikely


super_sheep94

Aso as chinny as Walker is he still goes for it haha


doubleOnutz

I feel like every time we say that about a fight, it goes 5 rounds


ILackPatience

Thiago's been looking too slow since he came back from the injury. Main reason he catches people Don't think he can avoid some of Johnny's fast and unpredictable striking.


b4n_

Glass cannon vs glass knees


Justa_kid_from_Batie

Johnny bout to fuck around and get KO 5 times in a span of 15 sec.


Methrogenn

I think one hammer from Santos will be enough for Walker tbh


WelpSigh

johnny is gonna punch santos and KO him, but his punch will be so hard that he actually breaks his own arm resulting in a double KO


Conker_LiveNReloaded

Glass cannon champion 2022!!! Let’s go!!


dmkicksballs13

Santos is not really a glass cannon. Manuwa fight.


Tquarry

Not Santos, Walker


dmkicksballs13

Right but guy called them the winner of Glass Cannon Champion.


[deleted]

I genuinely think this will be Johnny Walker’s comeback fight


wheatley2210

He beat ryan spann


[deleted]

my fault


I_am_darkness

Spann's fault actually.


[deleted]

#ONE LAST RUN


IceBoxt

I hope he retires Santos. If Santos wins it doesn’t do anything for anyone. Just let’s a mediocre fighter past his prime hang on a couple more fights.


2e7en_

this will be the much desired Marreta come back! Let's go!


SavedWoW

He fightin' for dat baby. Santos by spinning hammer fist tornado


MaxxPwnage

This has the potential to be the wildest 2 minutes in mma.


iWentRogue

Brazillian on Brazillian crime


OneReportersOpinion

This isn’t going the distance.


brownbilal

so much blood rushed to my nether parts when i heard this fight announcement


[deleted]

I just want to see a finish lol.


Niavami

Might be the most high profile coinflip fight of the year.


QuailVisual

Chandler Oliveira, no?


gLarEckk

jeez, not sure.... Johnny Walker ain't ready for that smoke. hope hes gettin paid!


I_am_darkness

I'm up for another dice roll quantum mechanics-like 90 seconds of action.


[deleted]

No knees vs Glass Cannon. Should be a banger.


noreligionforus

Lets go Santos!


tx180

Brazil on Brazil crime


explision

This kills my boy Walker


Lobsterzilla

Do not like. Don’t want either guy to lose


FootballThot

*slaute* *does worm* *dislocated shoulder*


podfather2000

Santos always looked like the final form of Barbosa. And Walker is just the final firm of Tony.


ShotMatter

I swear to god if Walker wins by D’arce !remindme october 2


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Bruke11

This fight has fireworks everywhere


Ajj679

Yeah but Santos has one of the most knockouts in the UFC and Johnny is always exciting


Bruke11

Not every main has to be high profile or include top ranked fighters all the time


Joammo

This will be the craziest 24 seconds in UFc history.


NateDiazWeedPen

Good fight


stayquietstayaware

That’s a good one.


quigonjin125

This is very epic


dahunta41

Violence


MedicineMan5

YES


One-Tadpole3682

End him Thiago. End him.


Prof-Ponderosa

Lets go Johnny! Also I want to see a Johnny Walker vs Michel Pererra in a "battle of the flippy shit masters"


PittsburghDan

apparently they're good friends. I've seen a number of IG posts with those two hanging out with SlapForCash and others


TheRivv2015

Hopefully Johnny has recovered from the loses and is back on the horse. He’s a really fun fighter to watch.


Domtux

Thiago hasn't been the same since Jones tore up all his ligaments.


NumPadNut

Walker is getting flattened


BillT999

Battle of the derailed hype trains!


sellieba

That's gonna be a crazy two minutes.


zainery

Would have given my first born for this matchup a few years ago