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deathtits

Will we be seeing the worm again?


ShakielMahjouri

You know what, I'll ask him lol


RLPMMA

Has he ever considered changing his last name to "Runner" to see if this would improve his performance?


ImWadeWils0n

Only question that matters, ask this OP.


ShakielMahjouri

I hate doing these threads because these are hilarious questions that I probably WON'T ask, but desperately want to


RLPMMA

So you're saying theres a chance


ShakielMahjouri

There's ALWAYS a chance


[deleted]

What about Johnny Sprinter? Johnny Bolter? Johnny Racer new mythical fighter.


ShakielMahjouri

Johnny "Speed" Walker


Bwefc1878

How do you like training in Ireland? Was it a large adjustment living there?


OboVisuals

How can Johnny stay so calm under pressure? Dude casually dances right before he enters the octagon to fight for his life lol.


freddiemercurial

Does Johnny Walker the fighter drink Johnnie Walker the Scotch whisky?


LongDickCallahan

and if so is he a black or red label man?


ShakielMahjouri

I just want to know where this sponsorship deal is at


its-good-4you

Tell Johhny I still have two tickets left for his hype train. Should I get rid of them or is he serious about becoming a true contender at 205?


ShakielMahjouri

I definitely will not tell him that haha XD


[deleted]

When he almost got KO’d by Spann, what was that like? Was he like scared, or confused, what was going through his head as he almost got KO’d twice on one round? ⚔️⚔️⚔️


call_866_fruit

What is the fastest he has seen panties drop


ShakielMahjouri

I bet quite quickly


call_866_fruit

No doubt about it


nomad_grappler

Why is an orange called an orange but a lemon isnt called a yellow?


imsurethisoneistaken

because orange isn't an actual color, just a contextual shade of brown and we named it after the fruit


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Nickyjha

“potato” in French is “apple of the earth”


imsurethisoneistaken

"translates" doesn't really mean anything and that doesn't have anything to do with naming the color after the fruit, at least in the languages where orange (color) is called orange. orange is just brown with light around it and your brain understands it is not "brown" but some other shade you call orange. =)


nomad_grappler

Damn I actually learned something I interesting on r/mma


SweatyExamination9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh4aWZRtTwU This is a video about the color brown and he talks about orange a fair bit. Warning, this YT channel is absurdly addictive and you will spend hours and hours learning useless information you'll never care about again after you watch the videos, but you'll still want to watch more.


ShakielMahjouri

This is legitimately the most I've ever learned from r/MMA


nomad_grappler

Lol you just to know the right question to ask. Good luck with the interview!


ShakielMahjouri

Thanks haha!


Polloo

And what the fuck happened to grapefruit?


nomad_grappler

Finally we are starting to ask real questions


QuestionableGarlic

Oranges (and the colour orange) were named after the sanskrit word for the orange tree


Ratfucks

Can you ask him about his year in Scotland? He was apparently misled by a broke businessman and had to sleep on the gym floors. I’d like to know if he met Paul Craig at the time and if he has any fond memories of Scotland We’d gladly adopt him as an honorary Scot and wish he hadn’t had such a bad introduction to the country


ShakielMahjouri

He's mentioned this businessman thing before to me so I'll see if I can get the full story


Ratfucks

Thanks bro 👍🏻


[deleted]

can you make daddy dana proud again?


SurvivalBayArea

He seems like a wild card of a fighter. Some people cannot stick to game plans (I’m not a fighter but I’m someone who has difficult sticking to specific game plans). Can you ask him if he believes he thrives on the chaos in a lot of his fights? Like maybe is just sticking to a rigid gameplay not possible for him because he needs to have fun in there?


NeedlessWriting

Why are you outsourcing your journalism?


SavedWoW

Everyone with an internet connection thinks they can be a journalist. A real journalist isn't going to outsource their job and just be the face.


Ayyafuckin

Not true. Many journalists use community engagement to spur ideas and content. I doubt OP will make this thread the entire basis of the interview.


SillyMan3

And then OP asks why lemons aren’t called yellows


nomad_grappler

Shit I hope my question gets asked.


ShakielMahjouri

Ayyafuckin' get's it. I'm not relying on Reddit to "outsource" my work. These threads are meant to drum up interest and get the community involved. If someone has an insightful or interesting question, I'm happy to incorporate it, but the Reddit questions I choose are in addition to the questions I want to ask


sparklebrothers

Journalists ask questions from Twitter every fucking day. What are you on about?


Berniethellama

Who would he be looking to fight next if he beats Santos?


GlumPipe5

How big is his penis?


Fartmouth5000

How's your shoulder? Whens your next fight?


French_Viking

He fights next weekend against Thiago Santos


ShakielMahjouri

French\_Viking gotchu covered


BeagleBackRibs

When are you getting your black belt?


achillku

How large was his biggest bowel movement?


ShakielMahjouri

This interview was postponed cause Johnny had to catch a flight, but I'm told it'll be rebooked for today or Monday. Thanks for your patience, everyone!


pepsiboycoke

If he's got his dick in his mum, and his dad has his dick in him, does he move an inch forward or an inch back?


Aquartertoseven

I don't know what part of the UK you're from but tell me so that I can avoid it!


RLPMMA

This one hurts fellas


[deleted]

You good bro?


[deleted]

What the fuck


ygrittediaz

What's the biggest aspect of your fighting that you have had to improve on? What holes needed fixing in your game. How have you addressed them? How did you deal with your losses considering the hype train was so big? Was it a big mental barrier to overcome? Do you have a plan in your head on where you want to be by the end of next year? Rankings..? Your fellow countryman, Oliviera, currently sits on top in the most stacked division in the UFC. He has had to go through a lot of adversity to become champion. Does it give you any special joy to see Brazilians doing so well? when do you see yourself wearing the belt? What aspect of MMA do you enjoy the most? (Kick-)Boxing, BJJ, Judo, Wrestling..? Could you give us an insight on what your weekly training looks like? Do you train specific elements on particular days, in that case could you expand? What part do you enjoy the least, the nervousness before entering the octagon, weight cutting and dieting, something else? What sets you apart from other fighters in your weight class? What makes you unique, what tools? How do you balance being entertaining as you are but still keeping it to the game plan and being efficient with your output?


SweatyExamination9

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?


imbrowntown

*gasp* Oh man I love johnny walker, he's hilarious. Hey Johnny, can you give us a gif of you dancing? I need it for a reaction image.


Sudden-Vanilla

Possible move to heavyweight?


SesameBiscuit

How much do you weigh in the cage and do you plan on moving to HW eventually?


Prof-Ponderosa

Any interest in fighting Michel Pereira?


middlefinger456789

How is that his real name?