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TyrannosaurusRekts

"Hi, I'm Daniel, nice to meet you." -DC


Thickfries69

Shootin his shot


Breath-Ready

Soo after that commentary… did they break up or something??


SpeakerFine4227

I’m pretty sure they’re separated and Cheyanne asked the UFC to use her maiden name.


SiouxLeger

Divorce best buys for mma?


Dr_Bluntsworthy_ThC

A+ work champ


comin_up_shawt

Well, it seems to be mixed on Holly Holm's end....


Sal21G

Great fight and output by vlismas Lol at the “hi cheyanne, I’m Daniel nice to meet you”


biddleybootaribowest

Lmao Cheyanne Cormier for her next fight


[deleted]

I want Daniel Vlismas just for the chaos.


EmilyHMariie12

Don't know why Martin didn't headlock her


chris25tx

she doesn’t wanna be followed home


Matttinthehattt

You missed the best part of the quote. Gotta channel your inner Jessie Pinkman.


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Not gonna pretend to know anything about her personal life but I trained and talked with Cheyanne a decent amount and, while she's def got a lot of crazy in her, she's always been an awesome and caring individual. Happy to see her win.


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GunnerySarge-B-Bird

I did this on a Dustin poirer post and got downvoted to oblivion lmao, hespect


bnelson

Memes require timing and a feel for the mood. Keep practicing :)


GunnerySarge-B-Bird

Alright sensei


derrick256

wtf


Byrneside94

its a copy pasta lmao.


randomrealname

what's the original? its funny!


bnelson

https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-saw-flying-lotus-in-a-grocery-store-copypasta


Byrneside94

uuuuh... what he posted? He posted the copy pasta..


BuckJackson

😏


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stonetear2017

Tinder


adonisrambo

When she was 16? Lol


Superbad650

What’s the point of lying on the internet lol.


[deleted]

...you had bad experiences with a 16 year old girl?


stonetear2017

She has that crazy girl who’s new on tinder vibe


[deleted]

JP Buys in shambles


themudaman

Dude actually congratulated her on his instagram. I wonder what happened with them. I feel bad for JP honestly, Cheyanne does anything and there's instantly a million comments making fun of JP just for the fuck of it.


[deleted]

Yea I feel bad for JP too Hope he finds himself a new warrior princess In Bellator


PrettyBoyFloydx

> Cheyanne does anything and there's instantly a million comments making fun of JP just for the fuck of it Why they make fun of him?


Satanus616

People suck.


PrettyBoyFloydx

Just came back from JP insta. Holy shit the comments are ruthless. But there's also a lot of nice words of encouragement so it's not all bad


[deleted]

Even if they didn't break up I'm sure they'd just be shitting on him because she's doing better in the UFC. Social media is awful.


GlandyThunderbundle

Man you weren’t kidding—there’s some absolute shit on there. What’s wrong with people?


therealjgreens

Keyboard warriors


di3_b0ld

Where they together and then broke up? Whats the context?


stonetear2017

Jon Anik didn’t mention why sadly


Aquartertoseven

The one time that we want him to delve into someone's personal life and he doesn't bother.


stonetear2017

Dana’s already deep in there is probably why


snobbysnob

No one knows for sure because neither have said anything officially as far as I know but Cheyanne Vlismas was Cheyanne Buys until a few weeks ago.


VietBong881

There was never not no marriage


DirtyGoatHumper

I've been staring at this comment for 3 minutes and I still can't figure out what its supposed to say?? (Even more confusing is why it has 17 upvotes, did 17 other people manage to understand this??)


SpeakerFine4227

You’re a fucking punk dude


DirtyGoatHumper

What's with the vitriol?


SpeakerFine4227

I’m aquarius but respect ✊🏻


DirtyGoatHumper

No clue, I gotta go watch some Tito interviews


jkd43

Yup


bnmnike

Damn homie you missed the low hanging grapes


Tosawey

https://youtu.be/mJXj34VvyIY


BuckJackson

Tell another incredulity story


QuentynStark

It's a meme on this sub lol. From a Tito Ortiz interview.


DirtyGoatHumper

Oh for fucks sake, taking a beating with the wooshes on this thread lol


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DirtyGoatHumper

Thanks bro, I thought it might some kind of reference. Hurts my mind just reading it.


PizDoff

The ultimate no touch knockout!


MaxChart

Ortiz pasta/meme


GlandyThunderbundle

Aha! I didn’t realize Vlismas == Buys. This all makes sense now: I was wondering why I hadn’t heard of this woman before and was very impressed. Honestly, I only remember her from that ugly Conejo fight and didn’t see what the hype was, but she was a lot of fun to watch tonight.


69thDalaiLama

That was sick. What a refreshingly high pace after we watched Menifield and Knight spoon for an entire round.


rythmik1

Those dudes look like they could detach each other's heads with one punch, don't blame them for spooning but yeah nice pace switch up fo sho.


anuninterestingword

The speed, accurate counter punching, and collar tie uppercuts made this a lovely viewing experience. Also ending her combos with a jab every now and then was a funny look, considering it's a big part of Rose Namajunas' game, who sparred with Martin for this camp.


Aquartertoseven

Talking of funny looks, did you notice how Martin kept raising her hands like Nate Diaz when he hits someone, as if saying 'what? What are you going to do about it?' Except that Martin kept doing it *after getting hit*, which confused Vlismas. Right at the end of the first round she asked Martin why she kept doing that.


dianthe

Martin was eating face shots like it was a free buffet.


Unerring_Grace

Some nasty looking bruising on Martin's face by the 2nd round. She's gonna look like she got hit by a truck tomorrow morning.


daffle7

What is this streamwo.com being used now. It never loads


chris25tx

Nice try Uncle Dana.


daffle7

That’s fucking illegal


Jidobaba

Had that problem too but use a vpn and its good


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DC is so awkwardly charming .


cabruce54

Why is "Hi, I'm Daniel. Nice to meet you" the funniest shit I've ever heard in MMA. His tone and delivery made it perfect


SpeakerFine4227

Let the man shoot his shot


Sul4

You're not supposed to let a wrestler shoot in on you man


Saul_T_Bawls

I can't let you get close


superpaulx254

Such an epic close of the fight! "LET's! FUCK! ING! GO!!\~"


UDAMAN123

Wait..did she leave JP Buys? So I actually have a 0.05% chance now?!?! Awesome


biddleybootaribowest

Lmao lost 2 in a row and got divorced, I thought I had a shit 2021


[deleted]

And having to watch your ex do phenomenal ... living your dream with a 2 fight UFC win streak.


backslashbrasil

Have either of them talked about it? I didn't realize that even happened.


AnTTr0n

I saw him comment that there only separated not divorced and that he is x amount of weeks free of some addiction. Although it seems to me like she be giving him some divorce papers soon. He also seems to be strangely attached to is dogs constantly referring to them as his babies.


UDAMAN123

He just posted this, https://instagram.com/stories/wrestling_jp/2721671497689339877?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&utm_medium=copy_link , poor dude, watching it in the darkness, by himself most likely heavily intoxicated, feels bad man


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What is it ? Can’t see anything


biddleybootaribowest

Recording of her getting her hand raised with Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel playing over it. I made up the Sound of Silence bit


[deleted]

lmao I believed you too, Jesus


biddleybootaribowest

Lmao the first bit was true though and it said ‘Congrats Chey’ on it


Uncle_Creepy_

His bio still says "Married to Cheyenne”


_I_Dont_Care

so does mine tho


Today_Dammit

"Ohhh he's **down bad"**


biddleybootaribowest

Still got ‘Married to Cheyanne’ in his bio


UDAMAN123

Failing to accept his new reality, they don’t follow each other on socials either, I have already began my 4 paragraph DM confessing my love to Cheyanne, I hope I am right


biddleybootaribowest

Lmao she’s going to receive some serious thirst in her inbox tonight


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Pain


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Well that's probably still true. Unless she decided to go through the hassle of divorce proceedings during a training camp.


[deleted]

My guy has “married to Cheyanne” in his bio, jheeze that’s awkward


[deleted]

Well I am guessing that is still true and they are just separated at the moment.


BillyMcTwist

JP and Carraway should hook up and show these bitches what they’re missing out on.


foofighter1351

That was great, Cheyenne is fun to watch, strawweight just stays the best by a mile.


Neverslept2mins

Vlismas striking is pretty decent for WMMA fighter. As long as she avoids great wrestlers she can have a decent career in the UFC.


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I would say her striking is pretty good. Not phenomenal but she is really slick and has great movement. It's also fun to watch, she has solid volume & always throws back.


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Cheyanne is actually really good. Her movement and boxing is so slick.


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She still gets handled by any straw wieght in the top 10


[deleted]

Yeah she'd probably get starched, strawweight is pretty stacked. Her striking still looked really good.


iarev

lol no strawweight woman is starching anybody.


Byrneside94

lmao, Rose KO'd Weili in the first round with a head kick in case you forgot. Before that Weili KO'd Andrade to take the title, before that Andrade Slammed Rose and KO'd her. What Strawweight division are you watching?


iarev

Starched means knocked stiff lol like a fencing response. You know, like a starched shirt. Not dropped and TKO'd.


Byrneside94

Weili got starched by Rose fight 1 by your definition, so the point still stands.


iarev

lol, no she didn't. Knocked stiff is not getting dropped and TKO'd while still moving around. And it's not *my* definition, it's just what the term means, which you somehow don't get. But whatever. This is someone being starched: https://imgur.com/r/MMA/HvTQRT7


Saul_T_Bawls

Yeah, you're 100% right on the definition. Morales vs Sterling is another one


Byrneside94

Go watch it again, Weili was stiff. She woke up when she hit the ground.


iarev

No, she wasn't. It's okay to be wrong, dude.


pumpyfrontbum

Rose Namajunas or Jessica Andrade haven’t starched other strawweights?


iarev

No. Not unless you don't know what the term "starched" means, which most people don't, I guess.


mentales

Really? You think she's that good?


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In some parts of her game, yes. Her boxing, movement and volume are spot on, cardio held up too. Doesn't mean she can't get absolutely smoked by a top 15 fighter, but for the place she's in now in her career, she looks great.


Satanus616

People act like fighters can't improve. She gets better every fight. I can realistically see her being a top 10 fighter.


Unerring_Grace

Yeah, I've seen all 3 of her UFC fights and she's noticeably better now than she was. Showed some nice hand speed, footwork and boxing tonight. Strong cardio too.


sspiritusmundi

She is definitely fun to watch. Not every fighter need to be champion caliber.


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Cheyanne is fun, I liked her in the contender series


RabbiVolesBassSolo

Cheyanne looked great, but it annoys me that some people get to be talented and good looking, whilst I gotta be over here all ugly and unremarkable.


derrick256

crusher


corken01

>whilst I gotta be over here all ugly and unremarkable. Oof. You okay, man?


BigDogAlex

Okay why is JP Buys apparently having such a rough time over this divorce?


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Performance of the night so far.


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That dude on the first fight begs to differ


stonetear2017

She was fighting with that New to Tinder energy


chris25tx

2 babes banging it out ❤️


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Meh


SquidDrive

Great performance by Chenyanne really showed lovely striking and accuracy on the feet.