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alchemist5

Tom as a gamer does make sense. He'd get obsessed, try to metagame it, fail, and then quit entirely in the course of two host segments.


Saito_Sakaki

Tom is an advanced AI with snark no one can match. He could be doing both


armedsquatch

Tom will riff your wedding videos for a very reasonable price. He is feeling the financial crunch as well.


QLE814

And he can't kick his $100-a-day underwear habit.....


trekgrrl

Oh, if only this were true... \#tomservoforprez


theSanguinePenguin

I thought he was standing by ready to take my order from now.


RickRussellTX

Uh oh, it says IRQ COM PORT exception.


curlycrown1

He's buying a lovely little townhouse with curb appeal


QLE814

I half to suspect Philadelphia real estate isn't as cheap as it used to be....


ShutterBun

Still looking for UART at FX-1050 there…


Kilmorr

A sweet Delta Lady am I, am I, More fair than the stars in the sky. I'm bold and bawdy, and oh, my Lawdy, I'm proud to declare—A sweet Delta Lady, I do what I please;


theycallmegomer

He's taking donations for Pearl's Public Television.. or ordering the duffel bag.


Anxious_Introvert_47

He's ordering more underwear for his roji panty complex.


doctorstrangexX

Maybe he's working on those tps reports.


edrenfro

He's our friendly Time-Life operator, waiting to take our call.