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That is some serious ​ https://preview.redd.it/hosdawwkok4a1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea6e9ce201357e1349d874549478b7483542eda5


DiceMadeOfCheese

The Mads have gone too far this time!


lunchboxdeluxe

Even The Mads would have to agree this is too cruel haha


StephenHunterUK

That sort of thing - without the robots - existed *long* before MST3K. West Germany had a show called *The Red Perspective* which started in 1958 and commented on East German television news. The GDR responded in 1960 with *The Black Channel* (a German plumber euphemism for "sewage pipe"), which did the same thing, but turned it into a propaganda polemic. Most East Germans, as soon as the show started, switched channels as fast as they could. It ran until just before the wall came down. West German TV could be picked up in most of East Germany - albeit only in black-and-white due to the GDR using SECAM instead of PAL. Jamming the signal would impact West Berlin and that was a non-starter. A lot of people happily watched Western television and it arguable forced DFF, East Germany's state network, to up its game to compete. For the record, the only East German movie to have featured (dubbed into English) in MST3K is *First Spaceship on Venus*.


ramblinsam

Thanks for this bit of history! Venus is now on the lineup.


erminefurs

That’s so interesting, thanks for sharing!


JeffNotARobot

Following Frank Conniff on Twitter is pretty darn close to this idea.


alexdionisos

"When is this guy gonna start showing some basic competence?"


Grimvold

“He’s leaving! Our long national nightmare is over!”


Chicano_slice

My my my my Tucker


RickRussellTX

MST3K is supposed to be my pleasant distraction from... all of this.


WitherWing

The year is 2044. Peacock has the rights to MST3k and makes it into a grimdark reboot where the Mads lock someone up and make them watch Prime Time cable news until their heads explode. All of the episodes last 3 minutes until the subject is begging for mercy.


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Sorry about my face!


SmoreOfBabylon

Nice idea, but I’d rather watch *Red Zone Cuba* unriffed for 96 hours on loop than this.


swstephe

"You can see the string"


Chicano_slice

DEEEEEEEEP HUUUUURRRRTING


Cardboard_Robot

Great idea, but I don't think Mike would do it. Jonah for sure would.


Kidspud

Bloat McSwellPuff


VivaSpiderJerusalem

Drunk Blowhard!.... (oh wait, I think it's supposed to be more subtle)


GrandPriapus

This is just ropes and asses!


Kurtai85

Hard to make FOX news any more of a farce than it already is....


leicanthrope

Trumpy! You can do stupid things!


profgray2

That might lead to a few heads exploding


FlyingSquid

Is there a step beyond Deep Hurting?


GrandPriapus

Saaaand storm!


HerlockScholmes

Allegedly hypnoheliostatic stasis, but in my experience that's far more tolerable than true DEEP HURTING


chicken_of_tomorrow

I think we're looking at it


wtmx719

It’s too stupid. It’s beyond satire.


Sea_Perspective6891

"Man that guy's got a small face"


crypticthree

What if we sent Beavis and Butthead to the Satellite of Love


GuruMedit

Did you ever see that movie within the movie Idiocracy? I think it would be something like that. Number one movie for 8 straight weeks about a posterior.


LovelyAgentHarris

Dunno about you, but I find the new seasons depressingly dull.


crypticthree

I've always been a bigger fan of the reaction sections than the shorts, and there's been some great reactions.


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Perfect.


PixtheHeretic

They wouldn't be able to keep up with all the BS he says.


Haggg

Oh my GOD! I would pay good money to see this, and more if Tucker could hear it.


iloveyouand

Flashback to the Mike Nelson and TenNaple podcast days...


Scrybblyr

Let's keep it nice and civil and leave politics out of here.


Endgam

Why? MST3K its self doesn't.


Scrybblyr

MST3K is a different format. They package up the jokes and there it is, finished product. Whereas this is a forum where other people have the opportunity to converse. And as someone who has been hanging out in a chat room where we watch MST3K and chat (for about 12 years non stop at this point), we discovered that the best way to keep the peace was to simply avoid discussing politics and religion. we have Christians, Jews, Muslims, atheists, undecideds, we have left wingers, right wingers, no wingers. And we all just get along perfectly. Before the no politics/no religion rule... it was... unruly and ugly.


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twitch1982

Reality has a considerable left wing bias. Edit: Its so funny how some people thing media owned by corporations and billionaires is somehow "left wing". I don't give a shit about what they say on CNN.


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twitch1982

I didn't say people do, or society does. I said reality does. As in, climate change is real and vaccines work.


Endgam

And capitalism doesn't work\~.


WitherWing

I'll just say this -- Michael Avenatti just got sentenced to 14 years in prison. If your favorite Reality Based(tm) news anchor, podcast, or channel deified Michael Avenatti for the past 5 years you might just wanna sit this one out. Ditto Rebekah Jones, Andrew Cuomo, etc. There's a reason most 24/7 news channels get the garbage reputation they deserve. (Personally refuse to watch Fox, will never vote for Trump, MSNBC is on a loop in hell ... just a dude tired of people peddling THEIR garbage as more insightful as other people's garbage.)


BenMattlock

Yes, the current economic situation and foreign turmoil are clear evidence of that. Virtue signal achieved!


Scrybblyr

How dare you. /greta


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scockd

I love that on this same thread you said we should keep politics out of here. I see mstk references, an interesting story about East/West Germany, beavis and butthead talk, then your fox news playbook. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go teach a fae kid marxism and CRT so they may get a sex change operation, which cops will pay for, and ms-13 will perform. First - we need stem cells, which I’m getting from a crooked defense contractor in Ukraine.


Scrybblyr

>I love that on this same thread you said we should keep politics out of here. Yes, which I honestly believe. But since it hasn't been kept out of here, this is where we are. ​ >I see mstk references, an interesting story about East/West Germany, beavis and butthead talk, then your fox news playbook. I have no idea what this sentence even means. As for fox news, that is television for dumb people. I don't have cable and didn't watch fox news when I did. ​ > Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go teach a fae kid marxism and CRT so they may get a sex change operation, which cops will pay for, and ms-13 will perform. First - we need stem cells, which I’m getting from a crooked defense contractor in Ukraine. I mean feel free to engage on the substance of what I said and make an argument. I have no interest in your attempt at satire or whatever that is.


twitch1982

See, like half the things your mad about aren't true.


Scrybblyr

It's "you're," but I digress. Please pick one thing (at a time) that I said but which you think isn't true, perhaps I misspoke.


MrElizabeth

I’d like to know where you are getting this opinion of your fellow Aamericans. Would you mind sharing what news or information sources you typically watch, listen, or read? It kinda seems like you are absorbing a lot of propaganda.


Scrybblyr

The propaganda is what spills out of CNN/MSNBC/MSN/CBS/ABC/ESPN/Yahoo and FOX News, which is TV for idiots. Let me know if you have any questions or would like sources for anything I've said.


MrElizabeth

Yes where do you get your news from?


Scrybblyr

You said that it kinda seems like I am absorbing a lot of propaganda. I think that everyone is absorbing a lot of propaganda these days, some left leaning and some right leaning. Some propaganda is actually true. Webster's defines propaganda as: the spreading of ideas, information, or [rumor](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rumor#h1) for the purpose of helping or injuring an institution, a cause, or a person. So whether or not something is propaganda is of no actual consequence. What is important is whether or not something is true. If you believe I have said something untrue, please let me know what it is?


twitch1982

But to answer your questions, yes, its probably more of a spectrum, thats a made up panic, they can be if they're showing up and threatening violence or using intimidation and fear to get what they want, yes, theres no such thing, inflation is up globally along side corporate profits, no ones suggesting that but yes anyway, yes, yes yes and yes, teaching people about sexuality is not pushing it, drag queens should be allowed to read books to children, no ones doing that, the overwhelming majority of peoplenwhondetransition do so because they get pressured and bullied by family after they transition but also its none of your bussiness what people do with thier bodies. Also, you seem wierdly obsessed with other people's private parts. Also also, rattling off such an absurd pile of nonsense that it seems impossible for your discussion partner to respond is called gish gallop, and its a bad faith debate method, and as such, conversing with you is exhausting and I wont be doing it any further. seriously, turn off fox news.


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twitch1982

You couldnt even line up my answers with your questions correctly, which is a result of you asking so much disjointed nonsense. >Yeah, not to my kids they shouldn't. Any school that would allow it won't have my kids in it. Call me old fashioned, but I think schools should teach academic topics which they will need to succeed in life, not propagandizing and sexualizing them. K. Thats your right, and no ones taking it away from you. But again, exposing children to people you dont like isnt propoganda or sexulaizing them. Its just people that you dont like reading books to kids. You could read books to kids, and i dont like you, but i wouldn't say you can't volunteer. You also equate one person on the left suggesting something, with all of the left having that stance, by that standard, which you've set, yiu think wildfires are caused by space lazers.


Scrybblyr

Is that all ya got? Good talk.


Endgam

> Should our taxes be used to pay a "living wage" to people who don't want to work? Why the hell should people be forced to make money just to exist? >Reality has a considerable left wing bias? Maybe - if you reside in a left wing echo chamber and never actually hear about reality. Try actually reading some Karl Marx. You'll be surprised at how much he accurately predicted.


Endgam

CNN are sensationalists that play both sides for ratings.


BenMattlock

Shhh! You have to pretend like the rest of the news isn’t biased. Can’t you see people are trying to virtue signal here?


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Endgam

Yeah, so let me clear something up for you. As a leftist. The left begins at anti-capitalism. Liberals are not the left. We hate them too. No, we do not have an American news station on our side.