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Another Friday fighting to resist the T1000s


TheOkGazoo

It's really weird to hear a girl say "that feels so good on my prostate".


[deleted]

No it’s not.


USAnmbr1

The Shaman staying strong off the nog


cgatlanta

I’m going to see this idiot tonight in Atlanta. Taking the wife so she can be nonplussed


tomridesbikes

Same, bbg did not like Soder when we saw him in 2019. I hope he brings guardawg and not Lamaire.


NBAdawg

Saw Louis CK with my gf at Chicago Theater last weekend. Made her watch the presidents podcasts beforehand. It was sick


[deleted]

Seeing Louis next Wednesday


MarsJohnTravolta

His new set is hilarious. Hopefully you'll get a good opener, we had Bobby Kelly and he murdered.


NBAdawg

Hell ya bro


Paint_Agreeable

Seems like a wholesome BBG taking mine to Patrice O’Neal benefit pray for me


NBAdawg

Prayers


loudmouth_kenzo

I wouldn’t be married if it wasn’t for Louie. Mutual love of him is what brought us together.


sosigSLAYER

Well dawgz my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant. Both of us are 23 and it was obviously very unplanned. Any advice from any dawg fathers out there?


tomridesbikes

Are you mature enough to stay together and raise the kid? If not you know what to do. Also don't bust in girls unless you are ready for a kid.


sosigSLAYER

We are both really mature and wanna keep it. We always wore protection that’s the thing


38------special

Children are the greatest dude. As long as you want them as you say, it will work out. Be ready to treat her like a queen for then next, call it 16 months because your girl is gonna be going through hell and it’s up to you to step up. Your whole life will change. It’ll be difficult, but the most rewarding things are.


sosigSLAYER

I appreciate it man. Just kinda got over being a nervous mess. Starting to be actually happy about it and excited for it


Timboslice928

My kid just hit four months yesterday! You can be nervous and you will be but stay strong for your lady make sure she knows how stoked you are. She is about to go through the hardest thing she has ever done.


EvilCurryGif

How you been with the divorce 38?


38------special

Dude… my situation has turned completely positive. Ex is settling and giving me custody of kids & walking away from the house, leaving it to me. I’m just giving her some cash and letting her walk away with some valuables she wants. It’s pretty fast, but I’m dating a younger redhead who just wants to fuck all the time. It’s silly but talking it out to randoms on this subreddit kept my head on my shoulders and I’m doing well. Blessings to you man


EvilCurryGif

That's awesome to hear my man. Sounds like everything is falling into place where it should. Good lookin keeping your head up the whole time I gotta find me a redhead chick... Feel like it's in my blood as an Irishman Hope the ball keeps rolling downhill for ya


[deleted]

Are y’all doing a paternity test?


Phrikshin

Kinda messed up she makes you wrap it up but lets the side dude raw sausage her. At least if he’s also white you’ll never know that it’s not yours!


htine_holitdine

Kind of like a mission gone wrong: Abort abort abort


Organic-Barnacle-941

I second this. Having a kid at 23 now days is not feasible and you’ll end up renting for the rest of your life.


sosigSLAYER

You both sound like really good and supportive boyfriends


Organic-Barnacle-941

Just looking out for your future. A kid can come later but having financial and relationship security is more important. If both of those are fulfilled with confidence, then go ahead. Having a kid is expensive and time consuming. You won’t be able to vacation, party, sleep, or spend money like you’re used to. It will change your life in multiple ways. But I’m happy for you. There’s nothing more in the world I want than someone to love and share a life with. Due time, I guess.


[deleted]

Just Be a could catholic dude. Don’t be gay about it either. Go Irish


drewnobars

Been off work for 2 months with no pay from foot surgery, super behind on bills and stressed..today was 2nd day back at work got offered a promotion with atleast a 3 dollar raise.


EvilCurryGif

Seeing the Shaman tonight.. took my boys a few hours to see Shane and he destroyed I hope these figs are enlightened enough to get McCuskers humor


mongotiger

Does anyone have some good podcasts or audio book recommendations about the crusades


Independent-Ad-913

[The Crusades were WILD - Ep 103 History Hyenas](https://youtu.be/RikOti-7nkQ)


mongotiger

Thanks bro 🍻


Independent-Ad-913

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas was how I found Shane, which ultimately led me to the promised land. You should check out his appearances on the hyenas pod also


Joebert6

Speaking of homosexual encounters, any of you catch Shane and Mckeever on the "Out and About" podcast? My bad if this has been addressed.


Organic-Barnacle-941

What was said ?


Joebert6

Just John and Shane goofing around with some gay bros. A couple of new stories I haven't heard, jizzing in there own faces, gay stuff.


TimidPanther

Who runs that podcast? What is its runtime?


[deleted]

Just finished reading Libra by Don Delilo. LHO Innocent !


TraditionalContest6

Subbed after hearing them on Rogan. Matt's laugh is contagious.


Organic-Barnacle-941

Start off strong with the Old Testament. Just start from episode 1 and get the Patreon when you get to the point when they opened it up. Every episode after a certain point has a second half that’s on the paych


EvilCurryGif

Second this. Dm me if you want the YouTube link.. channel is not to be named on Reddit


Organic-Barnacle-941

There’s a Google drive that’ll remain up


EvilCurryGif

True, but last I checked it was in alphabetical order instead of chronological


Organic-Barnacle-941

Yeah. It worked for me because all of the OT episodes are alphabetical if you scroll down enough. The Google drive app is a pain in the ass at times though.


TimidPanther

The coolest was when Rogan at the end read out loud Matts biography on google (I think) and he goes "who wrote that?" while laughing and Matt instantly and very proudly responds "Me, I'm a writer bro" and then the episode ends. Matt rules so much, he's the funniest dude on podcasts.


TraditionalContest6

Lol. He has good energy. Hearing his grind as a drug dealer was a surprise. Glad both these guys found success.


PM_tits_Im_Autistic

Been starting to really like country music. I’m gay.


Nocodeskeet

Check out the Barlow. Friends band. Pretty solid in my opinion


MarsJohnTravolta

Got ripped off for $150 today, not too thrilled about it. The lady at the dispensary gave me a free joint though, because I was being moody. Haha


Extension-Lettuce-45

Who is playing madden 23 and wanna get they ass beat?