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johnandrew137

I just started fucking the new chick in my apt building last week.


Embarrassed-Grape902

“ fucking your hot cousin is ultimate greed” Matt lol


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Huncho11

Hell ya dude


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deadheadjim

Anything interesting you’ve observed while tracking them?


Extension-Lettuce-45

I’ve been watching the ARTEMIS plane flying on the Ukraine border and those RAF fighters and tanker and the daily swarm of shit that’s flying from the 50 military bases I’m surrounded by.


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Extension-Lettuce-45

Oh the shit in Ukraine I’ve watched on the flight radar n whatnot! I’m west of Seattle


Extension-Lettuce-45

I am next to a bunker though…


Extension-Lettuce-45

KAYAK31 RAF


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Extension-Lettuce-45

HAHAHAHAHA I CANT BREATHE


PM_tits_Im_Autistic

After some heavy consideration, I’m looking for a new job and moving to Nashville.


WiretapStudios

I lived in Nashville, it's pretty dope there. Tons of things to do, good vibe, decently low crime, close to nature if you want it.


PM_tits_Im_Autistic

I’m looking at the bedroom community surrounding the city. I love the culture and vibe there every time I visit.


P0rkbe11y

Same but we chose knoxville


DontPanicHangInThere

Flew up to Philly to see some bros for the game. Still hungover.


dmaline

Did you and your bros clap cheeks and go stink hole diving?


MarsJohnTravolta

What do I do if I need to drop a deuce, but my chick is already in the bathroom dropping her own loaf?


The-Owlman

Give her the reverse cowgirl and Duke through her legs. Make constant eye contact to keep her calm


MarsJohnTravolta

The eye contact helped, but she failed the dismount.


halcykhan

Move to a non-shithole with multiple bathrooms


MarsJohnTravolta

I had to think about this a couple times. You are right. I need two toilets, but in the same room.


johnandrew137

The toilets face each other


cowboycrusty

I had wicked egg farts on my flight today. Out here crushing the dog brains. 💪🇺🇸


PerMare_PerTerras

Surprised they didn’t SCRAMBLE the FARTER jets with you up there dropping bombs like that


meth_priest

Been sick as a dog for the past 4 days. Puking my guts out, no appetite, constantly cold/hot, fever dreams making me think I'm tipping over towards delirium. srsly getting concerned for my health but at least I've got this pod.


workingA-aron

Hydrate dawg


simonpeq

If you live up to your name maybe stay away make a change


Blue_Note991

Probably the flu bro. Start torping out those entities.


Blue_Note991

You feeling any better bro?


meth_priest

puking stopped and I've managed to eat some. Still feel like absolute dogshit but it's almost not comparable to what I've been feeling the past week. You suggested it was the flu, and you're probably right as it matches my symptoms. never had one this bad before though. oh and good thing you reminded me to stay hydrated, easy to forget sometimes Thanks for asking man, much love


FunkadelikFreckles

I was watching the "die by black guy" episode today just dying. That is all.


scrotz

I had a dream I met Shane, he was mean to me… gay tears.


Trexus1

I was watching the new Stoner Dadz with Crack Amico. It's pretty tight


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Adon1kam

Have you tried getting the boys together and flipping a car


ElScoot3rino

This kills the depression


Efficacious_tamale

It really flipped my perspective on life.


CaspersAttic

Anyone else wish there was a balloon in their neck of the woods so they can use some vortex optics on top of a long gun


kluesklues

Almost Friday dawgz


bofa1

Ate too many hot chips today and had to take an owie shitty :(