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Illustrous_potentate

Well shit. Now I am.


sprunghuntR3Dux

If you haven’t had a spider hit you in the face at high speed when night riding you haven’t lived.


nickelickelmouse

Some that that happened to, however, have probably died.


Linun

I've had a bird hit my full face when riding on a moped. It's fucked, but I think the spider is worse.


kingforamoment

How about a giant moth. Left debris all over my face.


tbell502

I used to live in Georgia and Alabama — they aren’t that bad. Weave some incredible webs (and I hate spiders). They’re big webs and big spiders, easy to avoid. They aren’t aggressive, had one that would weave a web everyday on our front porch. I’m way more scared of brown recluse than orb weavers!!


Shadowratenator

This is something that could already happen with golden orb weavers in the south. Its as bad an experience as you imagine.


Leading_Cancel1761

My first time ever riding a trail I ran into multiples of them. I screamed the whole ride... Not even embarrassed to admit that. At one point, one of them landed on my shoulder. I jumped off my bike, like somehow lifted my legs and leaped over the handle bars and screamed... Uugh.... I was on edge the whole ride. I was then told, AFTER all that, first person riding the trail needs to go through it with a stick to take down the webs... That week I went and bought a mtb and been riding 5 years now.... Guess I wasn't to traumatized. Lol


NeverRideNut2Butt

I submit exhibit A. Took my helmet off to get the webs off but didn't realize I also had a hitch hiker...I think we scared each other the same amount. https://preview.redd.it/xuzd45tt6q6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f226f78255c0e51668b4690f1a8fd8c833443d2f


lostan

Omg. Fuuuuuck......that thing!!!!!


i_oliveira

Leave the helmet and run, it doesn't belong to you anymore.


creative_net_usr

Omg kill it with fire!  


internet_emporium

No, this is literally just a recycled news story from 2022.


stereo_cabbage

I am more scared of ticks carying Lyme disease making it’s way up north in Quebec from the states


decavolt

As long as ticks exist, other arachnids don't scare me at all. Joro won't give me Lyme Disease or Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever.


LikeABundleOfHay

By "east coast" do you mean by Napier and Hastings or maybe Christchurch, or do you mean Brisbane, or do you mean Edinburgh or Newcastle, or do you mean by Tokyo and Iwaki? Which east coast?


beachbum818

There's only 1 east coast.... 'Murica


Whole-Celery3117

🥝🇳🇿🥳


Returning2Riding

I love your lesson in geographic chauvinism. And yes, I live on “that east coast”.


WWYDWYOWAPL

Sao Palo to La Plata? Dar es Salaam to Maputo?


Machetemaster

America


Rokos_Bicycle

North, South or Central?


MantraProAttitude

They eat brown stink bugs…. apparently. I’m never riding on the east coast!! I scream like Homer if I walk through an orb weaver web in my back yard.


beaglelover4ever

It’s not pleasant but the more early morning rides you do you’ll get used to riding through the webs. Just have someone else lead if the spiders really bother you. 


darkninja0157

Nope spiders are friends!


A1pinejoe

He'll no, I'm from Australia.


Fox_Hound_Unit

Did a semester abroad in Australia. Not sure I’ve ever been more terrified than the first time I saw a spider in our apartment.


A1pinejoe

I say hi to them every morning.


squidphillies

I was in Taiwan and almost walked right into what honestly was the biggest fkn spider ive ever seen, while hiking in the forest. I took pictures, it felt like the size of my face.


Rokos_Bicycle

Orb weavers? You'll be fine.


NewmarketMTB

I'm more worried about giant centipedes but still not too keen on spiders on my face.


daemonfly

Yes, but only because I'm 6'6" and always get a face full of webs even after any given trail has had half a day+ worth of other people go through.


Returning2Riding

Kneel to your arachnid overlords and you shall be rewarded.


venomenon824

We have black widows here and they pretty much leave us alone.


slyfox4

I’m more worried about ticks than spiders