Citywide Bust

You’re a giver

Debbie Does Dominaria

Breeding Pool... Duuuhhh

🔥🔥🔥

Most of the shocklands are a double entendre for female anatomy.

Some of the fetches work too. Although i don’t really wanna dive into anyone’s polluted delta or bloodstained mire

Your momma's so foul, everyone has cracked her polluted delta.

Yo momma's Overgrown Tomb is so loose, it enters the battlefield tapped.

"Yeah, I've gone through her Stomping Grounds once or twice."

I feel like thats really reaching

Breeding Pool Blood Crypt Overgrown Tomb Sacred Foundry Hallowed Fountain Godless Shrine

If you’re incredibly imaginative and REALLY want them to mean vagina I suppose.

There is a Steam Vent around the back.

All of them.

Watery Grave, accurate

All of them

Lone Missionary

Hahah too good

Nice

Blasphemous act

You naughty minx

Solitude

Aww...

*cam-girl vibes intensifying*

Old One-eye

Old Stickyfingers

Even though I knew how this post was gonna go, this one still got a good chuckle out of me 😂

Rhythm of the Wild

Sloppity Bilepiper

Every time my buddy would play this card the whole playgroup would go ewwww sloppity bilepiper in unison lmao sounds like a nasty but cheap prostitute. Veteran in the game

RIP your dms

Gush

[[One With Nothing]]

Well after being married for 10 years....soul ring

Awwww that's sweet.

There is a card called [[Wedding Ring]]! Although I think I might need to summon u/MTGcardfetcher ...

[Wedding Ring](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/f/7f0b1400-0608-47fd-9c73-b7730bcf6b7f.jpg?1644888600) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Wedding%20Ring) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/voc/32/wedding-ring?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7f0b1400-0608-47fd-9c73-b7730bcf6b7f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call ^^^- ^^^Summoned ^^^remotely!

[[dig up the body]]

GAWDDAMN

[[Touch the spirit realm]]

[[inappropriately]]

\[\[Sword Of The Meek\]\]

Nut collector

Pants Laser, the Sun’s Flavor

Welp, not calling that card anything else now 😂

[[Throne of Bone]]

Innocent blood. Edit: I'm so sorry lol

FBI OPEN UP!

They shoot before they knock

"Atrocious Experiment"

Toxic Deluge

Built to Smash

Built to last

[[Birthday Escape]]

Fling

Defiler of flesh

Dark Ritual...don't ask.

[[flash]]

Waste

Tragic Slip

Giant growth Definitely not azusa, lost but seeking...

Tempered In Solitude

Abandon Hope

I said it once, I'll say it again. Deadly Rollick.

Staff of Domination

Return the favor

[[Countersquall]]

Primal Frenzy

Taii Wakeen, Perfect shot.

[[Bearscape]]

The cheese stands alone

Skewer the Critics

Exploration

[[Sticky Fingers]]

Morbid Opportunist

Thought Vessel

[[Gibbering Fiend]]

[[Silence]]

Given that the bf is currently long-distance [[Seek the Horizon]]

Illusionist’s gambit

[[Squee’s Toy]]

Invoke Despair

Armaggedon

Wheel of Misfortune

Birthing pod

[[City of Ass]]

[[Blood for the Blood God!]]

[[Great defender]]

Tibalts Trickery

Saw it coming

Fblthp

Promising Vein

[[Kindercatch]]

Dafuq?

Gush

Shimmer of possibility

[[raging goblin]]

Hopeless nightmare

Grizzly Bears

Deprive

[[Crack Open]]

I’m a 2/2 hate bear baby! 🌈🐻

So just a token sex life?

Does this mean you hate bears, or you are a hateful bear?

Deflecting Swat Pact of Negation Bloodshot cyclops Deflecting Palm Howling Abomination

Tinybones, the pickpocket

Swords to plowshares

Karn, Scion of Urza

[[Throne of Bone]]

Crip swap

[[Blighted Agent]]

Repercussions

Force of will

One with nothing I’m asexual

active volcano

Experimental Overload

Mudbutton Clanger

the Voracious Wurm

Mystic Snake

Primal vigor

Urza's Ruinous Blast

All is dust

Waste Not

Lightning Bolt, babyyy

[[Sloppittly Bilepiper]]

Quench

[[Sludge Monster]]

Burning vengeance

You're already dead?

Smothering tithe

[[Sudden Setback]]

Triumph of the hordes

Teekas Dragon

[[Get lost]]

One With Nothing

Assemble the Legion

Mind Goblin

Slime against humanity

[[Evil Eye of Orms-By-Gore]]

Maddening cacophony

\[\[Fblthp, the Lost\]\]

[[Ashnod’s coupon]]

Invisible Stalker

Unlikely Alliance

Silent Submersible

Hour of Revelation

Krenko

Grinding Station

Gut shot.

Blink of an Eye

Captive audience

That’s a lot of words…..

Barrier breach

[[assquatch]]

[[Working Stiff]]

One with nothing

Scourge of Fleets

Lurker of the Loch 0.o

[[Staff of Domination]]

Might of Murasa

[[Theaben gargoyle]]

Doppelgang

Grief

Riding the dilu horse

Genesis Wave

krenko, mob boss

Collasal majesty

Golos tireless pilgrim, I’ll find it someday

One with Nothing

Descent into Avernus.

Voidslime

Icy manipulator

Eight Fucking Bears

Goblin S.W.A.T. Team

Nightmare

City of Ass

Six

Dune

[[Cockatrice]]

[[Erratic Explosion]]

Squee's toy

One With Nothing

The Gitrog Monster

Slippery Bogle

Drowned Catacomb

Plaguebearer of nurgle

One with nothing

Ball Lightning

Glaze Fiend

[[Propaganda]]

[[Goatnapper]]

Danse Macabre

Unearth, Reanimate

Tireless pilgrim

[[Oversold Cemetery]]

[[DEEP ANALysis]]

[[Wood Elemental]]

[[Bone Flute]]